Visit Lazy-Filmmaking-Land NOW!!!

Rating: 4/10 (30 May 2011)

Arrive by plane with your wife in Berlin and lose your identity. You don't have to worry about those pesky little plot-holes: we'll just ignore them away!
The language will be German or English randomly mixed together. If you wake up from a coma days after an accident, don't worry; you'll be shaved and groomed like nothing has ever happened to you! If no-one recognizes you afterwards, there's always someone who will not think you are a dangerous schizophrenic and will take you up in her house.
Maybe you'll meet the amazing Phoning-it-in-man, aka Liam Neeson or Diane Kruger, the girl with the amazing ever-changing accent! Or even the amazing actor Bruno Ganz who can make a small part witty and dangerous.
Go on our famous Cliché(tm) CarChase in which you can drive on the sidewalks because all our extras will miraculously jump away! If one of our trained hit men corners you: don't fret; he will give you plenty of chances to get away! If you perchance missed the explanation of why this all perspired, we will explain it to you again. And yet again!
And the best part of it all: during the whole experience not even your children will fear that there is anything else than a happy end to look forward to.
NB side-effects of visiting Lazy-Filmmakking-Land might include mild symptoms of overall irritation and boredom.