Get your Riff on!

Rating: 2/10 (13 May 2014)

I don't know who had the wet dream of having yet another attempt at an already failing series of movies. There was a whole lot of muscle, but the mind was straight down the toilet. The plot points, the acting, the sequencing, and the overall script was a disgusting mess of plot holes and underplayed blocking. How can they so badly under-use what star power they actually had? While I will admit, there were action sequences that kept my interest, but then there was the fact that they dulled down the werewolves to diseased-ridden, giant sewage rats. Then there was the little girl that they had to save. It was bad enough that she couldn't act to save her life, but it really didn't help that her cgi/makeup job for her hybrid form looked like a monkey-symbol doll painted blue. I'd like to go into more, (Micael Corvin's obvious off-set performance which he taped for another sequel, or even a huge cast of overall useless characters) but if I did, then I'd just turn this into an all-around rant. I don't want to do that.
So I would also like to say that if you want to watch an actual bad movie that's easy to sit through and make fun of, then this is definitely your movie. It really wasn't so terribly repulsive as to turn off in the first ten minutes, especially if you have friends over. So in that case, I recommend this movie. But if you want an awesome action/horror movie, just watch the first Underworld.