"Underwear" would have been more interesting

Rating: 1/10 (16 August 2004)

Yes, that goes without saying, underwear on certain people is beyond reproach. Not so this piece of brain dead tripe. This had all the soul, character, plot and interest level of an unplugged in video game. Kate Beckinsale is cute but way over her head here. Bill Nighy is, as always, very funny, but he's not intended to be. No, Udder- awful-world is why people are staying home. It's why people would rather download and zone out at home. Pathetic. And I paid practically nothing for it in an out of the way backstreet theater. SPOILER (oooh!) --- The finale in which a combo werewolf/vampire fights against the old rock and roller is really hysterical.