If a wampire and a vampcan had a baby, would it be stronger than both?

Rating: 3/10 (7 July 2005)

NO! And if that makes any sense, this movie is for you.
Even genre fans might have trouble stomaching the lame plot devices, run-around story, cardboard acting, and multiple resurrections of seemingly dead characters. Not that resurrecting them would make us care about them any more.
Now if these were the only horrors viewers had to undergo, it might be a pleasant B movie. But with the addition of the implausible love story (Imetyoutheothernight,andwetalked,letskiss), koolaid-jacked elder, and allusions to even more characters we neither know nor care about, it becomes unbearable. And where the **** was Marcus, Elder number 3? The only reason I lasted the whole movie was because I was hoping Marcus was hot. Based on the corpse with the glowing eyes... no, he was not.
The generous three rating is based on the cool outfits, unintentional comedy, and ancient bling. It might have gotten a higher rating if Amelia, a character I was actually interested in seeing more of, hadn't bit the big one via a ridiculous setup.
In the words of one movie viewer, "let's get a clay pigeon launcher and a rifle and take this DVD out back..."