Look out, vampires have entered the Matrix!!

Rating: 1/10 (20 September 2003)

Underworld, more like Blunderworld. This movie was awful. Trinity, I mean Lara Croft, I mean female Blade...er....whatever, reads her lines as if from a teleprompter, not that it makes much of a difference, the dialog is so hackneyed that you'll groan with every sentence. The story sounded interesting when I first heard about it, but leave it up to Hollywood to just turn the whole thing into a Matrix rip-off. The special effects mainly consisted of the main characters falling from great heights only to land on their feet. This was done five or six times throughout the movie. In my twenty-two years of movie watching this has been the first time I have ever come close to walking out on a movie in the theater.