A movie with no redeeming merit (1/10)

Rating: 1/10 (9 February 2004)

In Hobart for a conference the choices were the latest Jennifer Aniston movie, the latest Tom Cruise movie or Underworld.
If either Jennifer or Tom are reading this, 8-), please accept my apologies for what I have said about you in the past...
This shocker of a movie has no redeeming merit. To call it a no-brainer is to elevate to an undeserved level of interest.