Insert "vampire movie sucks" cliche here...

Rating: Null/10 (20 September 2003)

i went in with relatively low expectations and this movie lived up to all of them. anyone who has seen the trailer for Underworld need look no further, you've already seen all of the best scenes. very smart marketing, this movie was made on the cheap, and they will make it all back in the first weekend. nobody will go see it twice though. on that note, who are these people kidding, comparing this amateurish production to The Matrix? (well okay, they had nice leather coats and guns...lots of guns but the fight choreography was awful). kate beckinsale kept it from being a total disaster, but i would have rather seen her kicking werewolf ass than watch her kick those big dramatic double doors in like twenty times. well, if there was one true positive, i would say it was the best movie i have ever seen for driving cars moderately fast in low gear to make really loud engine noises. vrrooooooom!!