How do I dislike this movie?

Rating: 1/10 (15 August 2006)

Let me count the ways -- 1. Lousy script with moments of chit-chat meant only to string together ludicrous action bits.
2. Stupid dialogue that makes all the characters sound like 12 year old brats trying to sound butch.
3. So much one-note acting I felt like I was watching a Philip Glass rendition of "Dracula Meets the Wolfman" with "Waiting for Godot" nothingness behind it.
4. Uncool sets. SERIOUSLY uncool.
5. Even uncooler costumes (which actually looked really uncomfortable).
And I could go on and on about the clunky editing and second-rate music and nothing directing...but you get my drift. I wish I could find something nice to say about it...I mean, I like Kate Beckinsale, really I do...but better to put a stake in it and let it just wither away. Such a sad waste of resources.