A vampiric coming of age tale...

Rating: Null/10 (16 January 2004)

Underworld is a convoluded story that has something to do with werewolves (or tree-moss, as they call themselves) and a vampire, and they fall in love, but there's something bad happening, or maybe it's all a lie, or maybe not, or who knows, and there's lots of leather and Matrix-rip off special effects and tons of gratuitious shooting at special effects.
So if you're 13, think the Matrix should be a new religion, and like to play Vampire or White Wolf, this is the movie for you.