boring, dull, and no story.

Rating: 4/10 (14 February 2004)

When I first saw the trailer of Underworld, I thought wow awesom
movie I've got to see it! Once I finally saw it, I thought it was the
weirdest movie ever. Who starts a movie with a big black guy
scream and then tons of gunfire?! And it took way too long for
movie to get interesting, or even ENTERTAINING. The story was
way too off beat and weak too. Half the time I didn't know what the
heck was going on. And then the most cheesy thing. The two
lovers had absolutely no chemistry. Watching Scott Speedman,
and Kate Beckinsale as lovers, was like watching two stick figures
in black act. Niether of them put much of any character into either
roles.