Giant waste of time....

Rating: Null/10 (31 January 2004)

One would think that it's not possible that a movie dealing with ancient war between vampires and werewolves could be so incredibly boring....And yet here it is! "Underworld" is a vapid attempt to capitalize on vampire chic by ripping off just about every genre film that came down the pike in the last fifteen years...Everything seems to be second hand. Strange casting choices, "barely there" storyline ,predictable plot turns...Even the dense effects have "been there, done that" quality...Filmakers seem to think that if you fill the screen with enough black leather outfits, viewers will automatically love the movie...Unfortunately one can't enjoy a movie that has no respect for movie fans....Skip it, don't waste a price of a rental... Go for a walk, or something.