Tiresome

Rating: Null/10 (22 September 2003)

It's a long time since i've been so bored watching a movie. Kate
Beckinsale is miscast as a surly vampire warrior who clashes with
a race of werewolves. There's no humour in the movie, the
supporting cast are hugely bland and unlikeable while the special
effects are often cheesy and dull. The fact that it was released on
such a huge scale in the US and Britain proves that the powers
that be were keen on making a fast buck before bad word of mouth
was passed around. If you can imagine Aliens, Blade, The Matrix
and The Crow merged together and then all of the charm sucked
out, then this is the result. Bargepoles required.