Wussy vamps!

Rating: 1/10 (18 February 2005)

What a letdown! Tune in, if you feel like watching Kate Beckinsale jump off buildings every two seconds. Beyond that; well, nevermind.
Summary: werewolves are poor raggedy creatures, primitive.
Vampires are wealthy fetishist sorts. NOT THE VAMPIRES OF LEGEND, MIND YOU! They have security cameras! And must spend their nights shopping; always impeccably dressed. Too good for this vampire crap, they have an endless supply of bloodbank "food," so throw aside EVERYTHING PRIMAL about vampires - imagine them instead as spoiled -rotten rich kid types- they're actually the most boring screen version of vampires you will ever encounter.
Pretty good at jumping off buildings, though! You'll get sick of this REAL FAST!
The werewolves COULD be interesting, but the film's biased against them - after all, their look is not very chic!
The "plot" is paper-thin; STUPID- don't worry, you'll barely even notice there's supposed to be one- this movie is basically "let's see if CGI counts as an excuse to even make a movie!"
No pun intended - but LAMEST WUSSIEST VAMPIRES EVER - it SUCKS!!!!