It's a good thing I saw this movie for free.

Rating: Null/10 (18 September 2003)

It's a good thing I didn't have to pay to see this movie, because otherwise I would have been pretty annoyed. I mean, it's not the worst movie I've ever seen. There were a few good lines, and it is certainly directed with style. But the movie felt like it was written by a 14 year-old boy RPGing on AOL. The lines were corny at best. "I want his head on a platter". Who actually writes that with conviction?
I went to a free screening of this movie, and it was packed. People were obviously initially very excited to see this movie. These same people starting laughing at it about half way through. That should tell you enough.