Eheh...

Rating: 3/10 (19 September 2003)

I really just didnt get it. Between the poor acting and the cluttered plotline that just...didn't seem right to me. The drama seemed so incorrect and fluffy and cheap, my friends and I laughed our asses off throughout the entire movie. Why was there a group of vampires that did nothing but sit around and drink blood martinis in 19th century eveningwear? Were they just for show? Freeloaders?
Maybe it was because the flimsy plot, maybe it was the phony, ordinary, fight scenes, maybe it was because the huge focus of this story, 'mike', had only about eight lines, maybe it was all the cliche phrases, MAYBE it was the shallow and transparent love story between Celene(Celene? what the hell?) and Mike,or maybe it was just because they never seemed to run out of ammo, but I give this movie a nice, round three.