More of anything, please

Rating: Null/10 (23 January 2004)

I barely sat through it. I needed more of everything; story, special effects, acting - anything. Please. My friend fell asleep. I bit the bullet and survived. Just. But at this stage I would settle for just more of one of those things just to justify my spending the time and money to see that superb piece of rubbish. I love vampire movies. I have read most of Anne Rice books. In fact, I am a huge fan of vampires, of any sort. There was nothing vampirish about Underworld. And that disappointed the most. Special effects were very average, but then again movies like Dracula and Interview with the Vampire were not packed with special effects either. Just enough for us to believe they were really not human, but Living Dead. That's the important bit for us, vampire lovers. I love Kate and I can't belive she made this film. In fact I can't belive she made this film and Van Helsing at the same time. What was she thinking? I am severly disappointed. WORST FILM I HAVE EVER MADE AN EFFORT TO SEE.