Are these really vampires

Rating: 1/10 (22 January 2004)

what kind of a vampire has thunder and lightning going off outside his windows ALL the time, cant see in the dark so he uses torches, can be locked up in a room with key, cant move faster than a human, and uses mobile phones to communicate their evil plans, whilst speaking really softly so that the others dont hear??? i mean, come on, if you're going to invent new species who just live in cool houses and PRESUMABLY drink blood for a living, why not just call them "goths with guns"??