just an awful, awful movie

Rating: 1/10 (16 January 2005)

this is probably one of the ten worst movies i've ever seen. terrible acting, laughable special effects, and a squandered story-line which had the potential to be cool. the fact that an undead vampiress can drown sums up the complete stupidity of this movie. last time i checked vampires don't breath. anyway, avoid this one like a vampire avoids sunlight (oh yeah, sunshine bullets, how incredibly lame is that?). the look of the film is a total matrix rip-off, but the storyline and characters in "underworld" made me long for the the second and third matrix movies (which is an accomplishment only a shamefully bad movie could pull off). a 1 out of ten, and that's being very generous.