Inspiringly Atrocious

Rating: 1/10 (21 January 2015)

A very powerful, moving film...in that I'm wholly inspired to take up work in the film industry, knowing that no matter how inadequate I end up being, it's quite impossible that I'll be able to direct, write, or act in a film worse than this one. "Unbroken" quite thunderously stole the #1 spot on my "worst movies I've ever seen list"- replacing "The Blair Witch Project"-a feat I thought not possible.
But at the very least I've learned a valuable survival skill: If I'm ever stranded in the middle of the ocean, starving and exhausted, all I need to do to make it a little bit longer is pull a swimming shark from the water with my bare hands and kill it with my pocket knife. And that is worth 1 star.