Just bad.

Rating: 1/10 (5 May 2015)

Facial hair does not grow, life raft floats away then come back. Holes get shot through the boat, but not in the two guys sitting in it. I had to make an account just to vent.
I guess there was a story there somewhere... I could not avoid getting distracted long enough to notice. How does this get a 7.1 rating?
Its just simple continuity that this movie completely lacks. I guess the director thinks people are generally slow. I admit I am. It is quite possible this movie is just beyond me, and what I perceive as a 2 hour "goof" is some artsy philosophy on life somehow.
I have been trying to come up with some redeeming qualities to put here, and this is the best I could come up with:
1. you don't have to watch it once. 2. if you do watch it once, you know better, and don't have to watch it again. 3. if you happen to make an account here just to review this movie, you might google "redeeming" as I did, to make sure you spelled it correctly.