Unpalatable. Unbearable. Un-everything.....

Rating: 1/10 (24 July 2006)

I viewed UNBREAKABLE on the recommendation of a friend.
STUPID.
The movie was tedious from beginning to end. An exercise in ULTIMATE patience, which even the Dalai Lama would ultimately fail.
The movie starts off with the birth of a baby boy named Elijah (Samuel L. Jackson) but taking a closer look at him his arms and legs are broken for some reason, and through out life he gets the name Mr. Glass because he breaks easily. Fast forwarding to the present an unhappy married security guard named David (Bruce Willis) discovers that he is the sole survivor in a train crash and surprised he doesn't have a scratch on him, but when Elijah discovers David he is drawn to him, whilst David doesn't seem to be interested in what he is capable of. Seeing how the two are the opposite of each other Elijah talks about heroes, villains and comic books trying to..........Y'know what? F*CK IT! I cannot be ass'd explaining the shitty non-existent plot. The story starts off 'old man' slow, gets even slower and then just slips into a coma.
This movie is not worth renting, or even watching for F-R-E-E. I am totally serious. I didn't begin to write this review/opinion piece just to bring down the movie's rating but to inform the level-headed individuals of the world, as to how much of a steaming pile of elderly woman's turd UNBREAKABLE genuinely is.
Its a total excremental mess from the get go. The kind of movie you are glad not to have spent money about, but regret wasting your time with. I wonder how many people came out of a movie theater literally swearing about this ridiculously slow, inconclusive, mass of nonsense.
It's rare to see a film that has absolutely no redeeming qualities at all, but UNBREAKABLE achieves this with EASE.
Congrats Shyamalan.
Rant OUT!