Vastly Overrated

Rating: 5/10 (29 June 2001)

Doesn't anyone know a boring movie when they see one anymore? Is this the beginning of a Bruce Willis/M. Night Shyamalan formula coalition? Creepy stuff...Willis befuddled; frowning and shuffling through the dungeons & dragons of supernatural forces. "X-Men" meets "Ghandi". Marvel Comics and former Jedi Knight Samuel Jackson? Give me something to hang my reality check hat on will ya? Jumpin' Jesus Palomino (sic Gary Busey) will this guy Shyamalan team up with Glaxo and market a new non-pharmacological sleeping pill in the form of a DVD? Please spare me a trilogy, M. Night. And whatever you do don't do a baseball movie. Yawn. Lights out. Naptime. Wait a minute! What was that? A sound!!! Did I see something in the mirror? My face looks like my grandfather's and when was the last time I cut my fingernails? Are they really growing? I can't recall ever using a nail clipper! My fingernails are NOT growing & I see live, phony people. I can see their aura...they are everywhere...at the market...at the bank...especially at the bank.