Hero movie for idiots

Rating: 2/10 (5 May 2017)

Im super angry right now. My life is too short to waste on this kind of oversimplified formulaic garbage. Mr. Sham-I-am took what could have been a somewhat interesting theme (a real life super hero), and dumbed it down to the point that I felt like I had been injected with a lethal dose of duuuh drug.
Just a few questions that came up in my mind as the film unfolded/unravelled that I guess I was just expected to ignore:
-Who realises only in their 40s that they have never been sick in their whole life?
-Who has to go bench some weights to realise that they have super-human strength?
-Who only starts realising they can sense criminals after somebody points it out to them?
-If your son pointed a gun at you to prove that you were a superhero, would you say that you were going to be very angry and then just forget about it after and go out for a drink?
-Why did I have to predict 5 mins in advance that he was going to fall in the water when he did his first hero job?
-Why does the Samuel L. Jackson character only reveal his evilness to our hero when they shook hands at the end?
-Was Bruce Willis acting, or just sleepwalking?
-Why does this have a 7.2 rating? How bad does a movie need to be to get less than a 5, like this massive pile of caca should have?
On a brighter note, some of the cinematography is not bad.
One more question:
-If I prevent even one person from watching this, am I also a superhero?