what an amazingly poor thing

Rating: Null/10 (29 April 2004)

I was going to say 'spoilers' but what i go on to say seems unlikely to spoil something of such already poor quality.
The plot, if it doesn't bore, it certainly won't inspire, and will most likely just make you want to bang your head against something unbreakable. How does a 40-something man not notice that in his whole life he had never been injured, never taken a sick day, had no limit to the weight he could lift and had only ever been ill once? Wouldn't that sort of dim wit or poor memory suggest he does in fact have a rather serious mental illness? Superman worked it out when he was 4 - now that's more like it. The 'twist' was in your face from near the start - as we're told, by the smugly spoken Samuel L., comic book 'good' needs 'evil' to fight. hmmm... who's going to be evil? will it be the only other main character in the film perhaps? the guy with metal in his body and an eccentric and fanatical view of art. I don't remember the end - i'd passed out with exhaustion from having spent the previous hour vomiting with guilt at having made somebody else watch this with me. 6/10