Pedantic, humorless piece of kelp

Rating: 2/10 (3 October 2002)

What kind of pedantic, humorless piece of kelp is this? I heard the morning DJs on my local radio station bashing this when it came out, but figured nothing could be this bad... I was wrong. Full of holes, takes itself ENTIRELY too seriously, and M. Night Shyster needs to make his Hitchcockian appearances a little less obvious. It's really a shame too, since Willis and Jackson are 2 of my favorite actors, and were TERRIFIC in Die Hard 3 together. Even suspense needs a little levity to keep interest... and was there some reason they had to make Robin Wright Penn so dowdy? She's a lovely woman, but the dragged her down too.
Ok, I've spent enough energy on this... Don't waste your time.