Unbreakable (!!??) - Ha!! - More Like "Insufferable"!!

Rating: 1/10 (12 February 2015)

For starters - To say that I despise actor Bruce Willis, big-time, would truly be an understatement like no other. I have yet to find the words that I think best describes this utterly repulsive, smirking, self-loving, little air-head. For me, Willis' presence never fails to ruin whatever picture that he happens to be appearing in.
Out of Unbreakable's $75 million budget, Bruce Willis was paid $20 million and director Shyamalan M. Night was paid $10 million. So, with almost half of this dumb Supernatural/Thriller's expenses going to paying these 2 insufferable jerks off, it's certainly no wonder that Unbreakable's demented, little story came across as being nothing more than a pile of slapdash, insincere and laughable excrement.
I mean, if the viewer is really so naively gullible as to take Elijah Price's (Mr. Breakable) glib, little spiel about (get this!) comic books being the last link to the "ancient way" (huh!?), then they so rightly deserve to have the remainder of this drab, cliché-riddled story rammed right down their throat at warp speed, no less.
Using oodles of hauntingly-hypnotic, background music as a slimy ruse to deceive the viewer into thinking that what they are witnessing on screen is, in reality, a story verging on the very edge of being a supremely metaphysical phenomenon, Breakable arrogantly pushes the limits of its incoherency to the max as it promptly pulls the viewer down to the level of its own stupidity, in no time flat.