Unbreakable, more like Unviewable

Rating: Null/10 (8 July 2001)

I consider myself a tough critic of modern films, but with that said, I can say without doubt that this is the most boring, half-baked, tiresome movie that it has been my displeasure to view. "Unbreakable" manages to reach lows I thought only "Showgirls" could for unviewable cinema. A plot as thin as a sheet of tissue paper is matched by characters that you could not care less about in a darkly lit film that serves to waste 105 minutes of your precious time on this earth.
Can you tell that this isn't going into my DVD vault for future viewing? Please, all angry comments aside, DO NOT RENT THIS MOVIE!!!