Unwatchable

Rating: 2/10 (10 August 2002)

I was really looking forward to this film, after The Sixth Sense, and was even prepared to go along with it for the first hour or so, despite Bruce Willis' one-note, look-at-my-minimalist-acting performance. But as the "secrets" were revealed -- and revealed to be utterly juvenile and idiotic -- my patience ran out, and outright scorn took over. As a lover of genuine creepy movies, one can only hope Signs is going to be better.