I like pie.

Rating: 1/10 (24 May 2000)

I like pie a lot, and I wish I could have had some while I was
watching this movie. Some pie may have livened up the rather
boring atmosphere surrounding this dull, blah film.
Matthew McCona-what's-his-name is one of many underdeveloped
characters. You can't distinguish him from the other sailors, so
don't try.
Harvey Keitel and Bill Paxton are the two most likeable
characters in the film.
Go have some pie and watch "Das Boot." You can skip over "U-571"
if you really want to. In fact, you can skip over it gladly. I
wish