It's inspired me! To make a film! Because this one was terrible!

Rating: Null/10 (22 January 2003)

U-571 inspired me to make a film. That's the effect it had on me. I know a more historically-correct film about the Enigma has already been made (in the imaginitively entitled, Enigma), where the true story of the British capturing the coding machine is told, but I have been inspired to make a movie of my own.
It's going to be called Moon 1969. Sounds like a porn film, but actually it's the story of the moon landing. It's the summer of 1969 and British and US space rocket crews are battling it out to reach the moon first. The british are good looking, brave and wise-cracking, the Americans wimpy and evil. The British get to the Moon first, and defeat the evil Americans, and also get the American girl (played by J-Lo), and Nigel Armstrong makes the first steps on the moon, saying,
"This is one small step for a man, and God save the Queen"....I hope it will be a big hit!