What the H-!!! is wrong with that pasty white girl?!

Rating: 1/10 (17 November 2012)

I think that the starchy potato girl breaks her face whenever she tries to smile. Good thing she didn't smile in the movie.
And another thing, what was wrong with Lucy Liu when she decided to be an actor in The Man With the Iron Fists? She was not meant to play that role in that movie. And another thing, why didn't Russel Crowe lose his hands in that movie instead of RZA?
How many movies are they going to make before these people lose their careers? Seriously. I had to poke my eyes out after watching this movie, thankfully I got my braille keyboard today.
And another thing, why was Resident Evil overlooked by the Academy? Resident Evil was much better than watching some dumb movie full of starchy potatoes. I am taking my millions from the latest movie, Madea's Protection Program, buying all of the rights to Twilight, and burying all of this junk in the North Pole, right next to where I buried Frankenstein. I forgot to mention, I am burying two tons of concrete along with it, so nobody can ever dig it up.
Let me say this much, Resident Evil was so much better then watching starchy potatoes run around, the zombies have more expressions than those actors, and they have more color. The zombies shot themselves in the head because of how bad this movie was. And the zombies are already dead.
I found myself laughing uncontrollable throughout this entire movie.