I'd rather swallowing a live hand grenade then sit through this teenagers wet dream.

Rating: 1/10 (24 January 2010)

MY pure opinion in this movie, which I'll have to admit, I did not see willingly.
If there's one thing I can't stand about a movie, it's a huge hype up. 10 million screaming morons...morning, noon, and night...I LOVE EDWARD, I LOVE EDWARD, I LOVE EDWARD. This movie...THIS MOVIE...WAS ANOTHER HYPE UP FOR CRAP!!! The sauntering mentally disable actress, the mascera caked MEN(???), the extreme homo-eroticism between vampires, the dialogue back in the forth that went in circles over and over and over.
I cracked open the book after the theater. Waste of money. Boring.
That's the extent of the movie. Boring. Dull. Lacking anything particularly interesting.