Glittering Vampires? Awesome...

Rating: 1/10 (5 January 2010)

So, I have read the books and let me just say, I hate them as much as the movies. Twilight is, honestly, the AIDS of both literature and cinematography.
First thing is first, I hate the fact that Stephanie Meyer created her own vampires. I'm an Anne Rice fan, I love the whole Interview with a Vampire, Vampire Lestat story, but this is just ridiculous! A "vampire" that by the way, has no fangs, goes out to the light and glitters. Oh how shiny and beautiful! NO!
As for the movie itself, I have never been chased out of the theater, by a movie. Well, never say never. The story line was so boring, so dragged out for nothing and I can't believe I actually watched it! For once, I think Kristen Stewart is SUCH a bad actress! Her reactions are so lame and just not convincing! Hated her whole role as Bella in this movie.
Robert Pattison - not a vampire and it is sad to see teenage girls just scream in the theater because he showed up. And please, has anyone but me noticed that his every move is done in slow motion? Hilarious!
This movie was tragically sad just for being so LAME.