Twigs

Rating: 1/10 (29 June 2010)

I am so tired of hearing all this bull-loney about TWILIGHT! Sick of it! I don't care, this is not how I want to see vampires! But I digress, the whole issue of this review will barely speak of the film and will be entirely based on people who watch it. The original term a friend of mine coined to describe Twilight fans is Twifags, I wanted to simplify it and shorten it to Twigs. Twigs are people so blinded by sparkly vampires that they rush to theaters to see more of them, completely blocking out all other films from the top spot of the box office! I myself am excited to see The Last Air Bender and can already tell that it will be second in the box offices this weekend, because of the legions of Twigs so dedicated to fictional characters. I can't even convince people that this movie is terrible unless they already know that it's so bad. The worst thing about it is the obvious billions they make in marketing what with all the Edward shits I've seen, I mean shirts, no wait, I don't. TWIGS!