To Vampires what Barney is to Dinosaurs

Rating: 1/10 (15 November 2009)

Now, clearly it's not supposed to be "cool" like Dracula, but as a film it has no merit, either. Acting is terrible, plot is entirely predictable, anybody who can sympathize with the characters despite the writing and awful performances are just pathetic. The only reason this film has any support is the sad army of lonely teenage girls in the world. I thought it would be funny to watch and make fun of how terrible it was, but it's so bad it goes beyond "so bad it's good," and is just enough to infuriate you, considering anybody reading this, bar none, could have made a better movie. Unless, of course, they enjoyed this film.