The most painful 2 hours of my life...

Rating: 1/10 (13 August 2009)

All i am going to write is my private opinion and i don't claim it to be facts Till that movie came out the movie "Blood Rayne" was my worst movie ever benchmark but this movie actually was even worse....
Even leaving aside that the movie defiantly was made for little teenage girls its still bad and i mean really bad. I never read the books so i only talking about the movie here... and the plot was not worth mentioning. The whole story was merely excuse to create moments of artificial feelings...i mean i really wouldn't have been surprised if suddenly one of those "applause" sign style thingies would have lighten up telling the audience what to feel or what the terrible acting was supposed to transmit.. They could have saved about 30% filming time if they would have replaced half the so called "love scenes" with a still shot of Bella and Edward starring at each other.
And why the hell were those "things" called vampire...they had more in common with a gnome, a dragon, a troll or for that matte a gay butt demon then with vampires...sunlight makes them sparkle?? who the hell came up with that. Vampires are supposed to blood thirsty, man hating, vicious, terrifying beasts that think of humans as nothing more then food and they defiantly don't sparkle...ever
By the way...am i the only one thinking Edward is a pedophile...i mean he's about 10 times older Bella...