Worst book adaption I've ever seen

Rating: 1/10 (29 March 2010)

I've read the books. All of them. I am NOT impressed. I give it a two thumbs down. Not only was the acting terrible, but the whole movie was ridiculous and did not follow the plot line at all.
The faces Robert Pattinson made looked like he was constipated. I all but fell out of my chair, I was laughing so hard. He fit my mental image of Edward, but when he opened his mouth, things went downhill.
Kristen, Kristen. What a disappointment. Throughout the whole movie, she only has two emotions. I could not connect with her at all and she came off as an annoying, scoffing, bratty teenage girl.
The chemistry was awful and awkward. They kissed, like twice and their relationship was mainly awkward staring. At random moments, lines would be ripped from the book (ex: You are my life now) and put in the wrong places.
My favorite scenes were taken out of the movie. Couldn't they have at least put in the blood typing scene? And the meadow scene (which was very sweet and intense) got completely ruined by this sorry excuse of a movie.
Carlisle's hair bugs me. Rosalie didn't show the appropriate amount of hatred. Jasper looked like he was mental. Emmett looked like a wannabe gangster. Esme's eyes kept on unfocusing. Alice just seemed weird.
The music was just bad. I found myself cringing in some parts and covering my ears in others. Ah, Robert Pattinson. What the crap? His song, "Let me Sign" was put in the wrong place. It completely ruined the moment of him saving Bella. I was laughing out loud at the horrible singing voice. Just give up the dream, Rob. It's not working for you.
And what was with the creepy camera angles? I was embarrassed to call myself a Twilight fan after this movie. Especially when Bella was driving her truck after telling Charlie she's leaving. Edward just smacked into her window like a bug getting splattered across the windshield.
I hated it and would not recommend it to anyone. Especially non-Twilight fans because they will be very confused. Horrible director, horrible actors, horrible screenwriter, horrible film. It totally and completely ruined a wonderful book. I'm sorry, Stephenie Meyer.