Finally, a drug free cure.

Rating: 1/10 (26 September 2015)

Do you struggle with insomnia? Well, for the princely sum of £2 (or less) from your local charity shop, I present to you the solution: Twilight.
This will not be an exhaustive review of the films strength's and weaknesses, because simply put I have never seen the entire film. A little context: I kind of pride myself on my ability sit through absolutely anything, I have the innate ability to switch off the critical elements of my brain for the duration, go with the flow and only afterwards go "okay, so that was a thing". I've sat through Dungeons and Dragons and Battlefield Earth, for crying out loud.
And, with this ability in mind, I decided to give in to the hype and watch Twilight. I got it for like £2 in a charity shop (several years ago now, it's less these days). So yeah, I put it on. I saw about an hour and then I fell asleep. I should point out that this never happens - no matter what, once I start to watch a movie, I have a weird OCD type thing where I *have* to see it through to the end. I thought "okay, I was tired, give it another shot" - less than 40 minutes and... yep, sleepy times. Third time's a charm, I said to myself. Less than 30 minutes this time and I was out like a light once more. I donated the DVD back to the charity shop the next day.
Although I do now know that if I ever suffer from insomnia, there is a guaranteed solution available - who needs tablets and strange home remedies when you can play this film and there you go, nighty night folks.