a 13-year-old girl's wet dream

Rating: 3/10 (19 November 2009)

I paid to see this? I guess New Moon will be gay 13-year-old boys' wet dream - instead of sullen, pasty R-Patz and his hipster vampire crew we'll get the Abercrombie shirtless model boys as werewolves.
Twilight was ridiculous. That lead actress is a sickly looking wastrel and her pout-y smirk was annoying.
I guess Young Adult Fiction is the breeding ground for this tripe.
All the CGI in the world can't make these shlock-fests any better than their substandard base material.
Of all the creative things you can do with a vampire story (The Hunger anyone?) and we get this hormonal soap opera.