Craptastic!

Rating: 2/10 (28 December 2010)

Well I can't help but give Meyer some credit for her own originality in this story. Unfortunately in doing so, she stripped the meaning of vampire completely out of her story. I didn't know that vampires ate little animals, had a perfect set of teeth, and sparkle like Christina Aguilera in sunlight!?(no way!) As for Bella, she was pretty awkward, and I couldn't help but notice how uncomfortably constipated Edward looked throughout the whole film. From the character development to the messed up love triangle, in all honesty, the most believable character was her dad, who wasn't in the film but for a couple short scenes. It wasn't the worst movie I have seen, but was definitely given more credit than it deserved (hence the immense amount of 12 year old fans, twi-tard shirts and other merch that is still stocked at Hot Topic.) So if you like the idea of a made up creature that was originally supposed to horrify people, be portrayed as a harmless sparkling fairy-boy who cannot make up his damned mind, then by all means watch it.