Poe's Law

Rating: Null/10 (18 November 2013)

"I really like Twilight. It is a very good film." - Orson Welles
The Twilight franchise stars Kristen Stewart as Harry Potter, a wizard who defeats evil Emperor Sauron and so reclaims her position as head of Starfleet's Jedi Order. Based on a series of books by author Tom Clancy, the film would spawn a massive fan-base, members of which often attend conventions dressed as werewolves, vampires and virgins.
The first film in the series, Catherine Hardwicke's "Twilight" raises many interesting questions, like "where do babies come from?" and "what do you do when two guys like you?" It's also very original and has nothing to do with sex.
10/10 - Masterpiece