Don't blame the messenger

Rating: 1/10 (9 May 2009)

I read the book when I was a butterfly-lover teenager, and of course I loved it. i pictured EC as god transposed in the body of a devil('cause good guys are never hot, and we don't even know what EC is because he NEVER does anything wrong, poor guy). Then, after I fantasied almost an year about the upcoming movie, I started despising it just before it came out, when i saw the trailers. And now I simply laugh at "I loved the movie" and I write this critic review NOT because i want to fell good(because you fans say that us haters spend time here because we actually like it), but...just because i want to feel good, actually. And decrease the above 6 rating it has, the most overrated movie ever. (Higher than "Chasing Liberty" which is a nicer cheesy movie than this) But the movie? There isn't anything to like about it. Firstly, not at least one of the actors make a good job. Robert Pattinson, I simply have no idea about his acting, because he doesn't really have anything to show considering the quality(1/100000) of the movie...and he is attractive, OK(but a total goof in real life). but KRisten?! I have never seen a girl in a hospital bed, being threatened by the love of her life with leaving her(and trust me, I watch a lot of romantic movies) mourning over this like she is transforming in "Terminator", just like those worms in Matrix...And poor girl, sets up her Jaw to Rob to bite it, or kiss it? And then, the background...all movie takes place in a FOREST, jeez. I could have filmed that with my handy-cam. Plus, they wear the exact same clothes the entire movie and they don't really have any single type of charm related to them... The directing, terrible. the movie doesn't inspire anything! Nor romance, nor tragedy, nor thriller! What it is, is a pathetic attempt to make the "love story of our lives" to look charming. Oh, and yeah...EC sparkles. Like the fireworks you put in your Christmas tree, not even glowing. SPARKLING. And people compare it with Harry Potter, which is simply disappointing. HP was first made for the like of children, but know it caught everyone in its charm, because it is original, funny and exciting! Don't insult JK and the movie's directors. No wonder several Cullens and Swans rejected their parts. Smart guys.