piece of crap!

Rating: 1/10 (24 November 2009)

First don't read if you don't want to hear plot, and don't reply because I don't give a crap. I couldn't give it a 0 or I would, I cannot understand how I didn't fall asleep but it wasn't lack of trying.
I tried giving this a chance and see what the big deal is. It was horrible, unimaginative and uninspired. The writer is talentless, the characters dialogue is pretentious and the story itself is obviously some weird, sick mast aid. Vampires are not cuddly (if they were real) --why? because they'd pucking eat us all -- and Eddy there (character) has been done over and over. Short list would be 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer". Which is a good point, if we were to believe she actually wrote this crap it was after she fell asleep dreaming of Angel/Spike.
I had a moment, where i was actually interested in the plot line. At the start.. I'm a sucker (get it?) for a werewolf story. The territorial line thing made a bit of sense. But noOoOoo! We need to wait for part 2. Which I'm sure it'll be those damn love triangle plot lines that would never, ever happen in real life. And with two super human beings all hot and horny who thinks it would lead to murder? Quite a "stable" relationship as well. Not only is your bf an undead, killer but he can't take a stroll in the park, beach, mall, public with you unless its cloudy? How romantic.. And lets forget common sense for a moment, this as- was abusive throughout the whole movie and Bella was thrown around like a helpless rag-doll. Heaven forbid Eddy there losses his temper when he comes home from work and his food isn't on the table.
But lets talk about the difference of guys and girls for a sec. Guys watch for; plot line, effects, action, hot chick. (and not necessarily in that order) 1) Plotine - sucked, for reasons above 2) effects - We hardly could see the harness when those two climbed the trees or the half bed truck they ran on.. sure! Eddy there glowing in daylight.. umm, kay? 3) action - none. Even the last fight was lame -- and worse yet I wanted her to stand up for herself 4) hot chick - Guys are honest about who they think is hot or they'll watch a movie only for a hottie - why can't women? Its not a great but its honesty none the less. Almost none (less than 4%) of these girls "starring" in this "movie" aren't even mature enough to know what an adult relationship is. So definitely no reason to watch 2nd, 5th, 40th film.
Oh and for Ms. Myer. Don't pull some lame ass M. Night crap and put yourself into the film. Nobody f'n cares!