A movie capable of making you angry to the point that you become tired...

Rating: 1/10 (29 December 2014)

Just finished watching this movie, I actually didn't want to watch this but curiosity got the better of me(all that bad reviews and such). In hindsight i should not have believed people when they said it was so bad it's good, for me it was torture.
1 major complaint from me is that IT WAS BORING. Scenes of the same nature/conversation keeps repeating over and over again. These scenes also are dragged on and on AND ON. It is like this movie was on 1/4 the speed. You just want to scream at them to JUST MOVE ON! "I GET IT, YOU THINK SHE SHOULDN'T BE WITH YOU BLAH BLAH BLAH, PLEASE MOVE FORWARD". It is unbelievable how little substance is in this movie considering the runtime is approx. 2 hours.
Also, this was a horrible romantic movie, you'd think a romantic movie would be about how they interact, getting to know each other's interests, quirks and falling in love. With these 2, I feel like they just knew each other for 3 days and they SOMEHOW became obsessed with each other. This due to the fact that they gloss over their interactions in just rotating shots around them, staring at each other with dead eyes. I WANT to know these interactions, I WANT to get a chance to actually see them together, I WANT to see them as characters with distinct personalities(regardless if likable or not) so that I CAN AT LEAST TRY TO SEE WHY THEY ARE OBSESSED WITH EACH OTHER. I feel like if they explored this part it could be salvaged(like 0.1% chance), at least it would be I.N.T.E.R.S.T.I.N.G.
(subjective) I immensely dislike how Bella treated the father, I hate how cruel and mean spirited she was. She DEFINITELY could have gone another route to let her go. Especially since she doesn't have to say that last line("if I don't get out now, I'll just be stuck here like mom.") where he was definitely going to let her go. What an insensitive little tw*t. I can see she feels mean about doing that to her dad and i was looking forward to seeing how Bella apologises for her actions and they forgive each other and GUESS WHAT? IT NEVER HAPPENS. Put this in perspective, there were tons upon tons of bullshit scenes that do not add value to the narrative, sub plots that just flatline because there is no time? All to be filled in for the utterly necessary awkward silent moments the director seems to love. It's almost like a running gag that just make everyone annoyed and awkward.
From the movie i feel like the director is just summarising what ever is in the book into a minute. She must have thought "well the books have it i guess i'll have to put it somewhere to get it over and done with". It feels rushed and pointless because it does not delve into anything, it is just saying the lines from the book. So, if the scene would be pointless WHY PUT IT THERE. It is an adaptation, we understand, there are bound to be differences between the novel and movie. You have to trim the fat leave the essence, boil it until it is thick and delicious, not diluted and tasting of nothing.
There are movies like harry potter that make you want to run straight home after the movie and read the original books it was adapted from and then you have twilight that makes you want to burn the books.
People whom i can see enjoying this films are actually only the book lovers. They can add in the contexts that aren't in the movie from their contextual knowledge, these probably fill the gaping holes of the films.
At least I can say I survived the twilight movies, will I ever watch another from this trilogy(or like 5-logy?idk) NEVER.
**Elaborating on my summary, I started off sprouting out everything i feel is stupid, unnecessary or illogical and became angry, i rid on this wave for like 3/4 of the show just getting angrier and angrier. Until I was screaming and growling into my hand, i realised how crazy i was becoming and i just told myself to relax and just watch without talking. Well it did not last long, i was soon finding myself tiredly questioning the sanity of the movie. I could have easily stopped myself from watching this, but i found myself unable to stop as i needed to prove that i can survive a stupid movie to it's completion. If cinemasins could watch it five times why can't i? After the movie ended, i felt my brain in a state of mush that i don't really want to get out of so i started writing this review, now that this is finished i feel like a SPIDER MONKEY as i just dumped most of the bullshit that i am capable of putting in words into this review :)
Screw this movie.