worst... movie...ever

Rating: 1/10 (11 May 2009)

I went into this movie hoping for good things but holy F... this was probably the worst movie ever The plot was completely ridiculous, the acting was mind boggling bad and the screenplay was worse.
Bella had no character development, depth or personality. The fact that people were even talking to her in the movie is a mistake as in real life no one would ever speak to a rude, emo and sulky girl like her. This actress must have based her character off of a Vulcan which can clearly be seen from any lack of emotion or excitement in her portrayal. Also, when a vampire tells you he wants to kill you, one does not respond with "I trust you"...
Edward was no better, he had no subtlety to his acting, his makeup was poorly done (look at his neck) and you get tired of his one expression 5 minutes in the movie... AND THEY GLITTER IN SUNLIGHT? that's why they don't go outside...because they glisten like a morning dew? WTF. Also the lines "hold on tight spider monkey" and "you are my own personal brand of heroin" gave me a cramp from laughter
The celibacy theme is so 'on the nose' the entire time you are not surprised at all to find out a Mormon wrote the novels
The fact they are making more sequels to this movie makes me vomit in my mouth. I will be there in theatres though laughing my ass off at the horrible screenplay I am sure it will produce and the complete awkwardness of every line.
To say this movie is fit for dogs is an insult to canines everywhere. Only saving grace is that it makes a great addition to 'bad movie night'
ALSO, for anyone who says its such an original and great idea about a vampire falling in love, watch the Buffy the Vampire Slayer Series... It's superior in acting, writing (due to the brilliant Joss Whedon) and you actually feel something towards the relationship between buffy & angel.