The biggest load of teenybopper trash I have recently seen.

Rating: 1/10 (26 January 2009)

Handsome beautiful vampires with pale faces.I'm sure that sixteen or seventeen year old girlies are dreaming about meeting such enigmatic vampire presence as Edward Cullen."Twilight" consists tons of annoying extreme close-ups of Edward and Bella faces and a lot of slow-motion moments.Robert Pattinson's performance is over-acted and the dialogue is unspeakably horrible."Twilight" is unintentionally ridiculous and takes itself way too seriously.Everything about the technical direction from the melodramatic cinematography to the unbearably corny score is just plain bad.And those two elements alone are nearly enough to make "Twilight" an unwatchable film.There is no suspense,no gore-just a bunch of annoying bloodsuckers,our romantic vampire Edward and his slave of love.The target of "Twilight" is simple:teenage girls obsessed with popcorn vampire romanticism.I guess I'm not a fan.Watch Swedish "Let the Right One In" instead of this over-hyped garbage.1 out of 10.