Twilight? Put my lights out.

Rating: 1/10 (23 November 2008)

Can I have the two hours of my life and ten dollars of my wallet back now please? I have never been so throughly disappointed in a movie adaptation before. I thought Blood & Chocolate and Eragon were up on the scale of horrid. Those two movies now reign supreme over the utter crap that was Twilight. At least I could sit through the others without wanting to vomit into my popcorn bucket.
The book? Excellent, it's one of my top picks. The movie? Don't waste your time or dollar. The best part was seeing the new Harry Potter preview. With scenes that give you mental whiplash and edited so out of sequence when compared to the book I don't even know how people who haven't read Twilight could keep track or understand what was going on. It's not worth your time or the sore throat you'll receive as you scream in frustration and wish you had a bag of rotten tomatoes to throw at the screen.