So Bad it was Funny

Rating: 2/10 (1 September 2010)

As an avid fantasy reader, I have not delved the vampire depths, and I find the current fad of vampires as sex objects disgusting.
I had planed to never watch this movie, but when I found that some of the former MST3K crowd (Mike, Bill, and Kevin) made their own "commentary" for it (rifftrax.com), I just couldn't resist.
To sum up the plot in one word: Angst
To sum up the event that is the movie(in sotto voce): Line!
So if I were to rate this as an MST3K film it would be about a 8 or 9. The acting on the part of the main characters was poor throughout, and the pacing was terrible. The only clue that time had gone by was in the dialog (I swear the clothes rarely changed!), and only in passing. Also, Bella's high school seems to only consist of parking lot, cafeteria and Biology. Ha!