90210 with the Prozac pumped out of its stomach.

Rating: 5/10 (25 May 2012)

Hades and Persephone sanitized and sterilized for the Twitter generation. The slow, almost somnambulist motion and the washed-out filters contribute to making this extended music video treatment fascinatingly lifeless. I'm sure this was an intentional cinematic reflection of Bella's obsession with the undead object of her affection; but, in my case, it kept me anticipating a change of pace never to arrive, even during the fight scenes between rival vamps. Whilst not quite as awful as its detractors declare it, it left me wondering what its t(w)eenybopper fans get so darned EXCITED about (not that trying to understand the t(w)eenybopper mind is a fruitful endeavor at the best of times).
When all's said and done, Twilight isn't a vampire movie--it's a ZOMBIE flick!