Wow this was complete crap

Rating: 2/10 (31 May 2009)

I watched this with my girlfriend (who told me it was complete crap) with the Rifftrax commentary running (yay for rifftrax!) and I found it amusing (the commentary not the movie). The movie was bad, I mean really bad, we're talking Plan 9 bad here, lame plot, terrible acting, storyline so thin I was afraid the screen would tear... Basically this movie is designed to appeal to 10-12 year old girls, the kind of audience who do not know what romance is but want to experience it with the "dangerous" guys. It will appeal to the kind of person who thinks stalking and sexual assault are signs of "love"; and that a guy who want to kill you and drink your blood is the perfect boy, the target audience seems to be the kind of girl who proposes to serial killers on death row. Me, well I now agree with my girlfriend, this movie is garbage of the worst sort since SAW came out.