Hated the Book....Hated the Movie Even More

Rating: 1/10 (2 January 2009)

This is Dracula time 10.... gay ten. I can't believe they ruined the Vampire genre. First off Vampires in the Twilight Universe glitter in the sunlight rather than burning in it. Come glittering... you have to be joking with me. What is gayer then glittering in the sunlight, not a whole hell of a lot. Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury I rest my case. America what is next a peace loving Rambo, a Jason Voorhees that teaches horny teenagers about the practice of abstinence instead of killing them, a live action movie about Dragon Ball Z, Super Baby Geniuses Three, a remake of King Kong where he climbs the Eiffel Tower, an USSA (Untied Soviet States of America). If you like twilight you are gay period!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!