Goofy

Rating: 1/10 (15 May 2012)

I saw this on a dare when it came out.
I had a friend who said I - as a dude - would not have the guts to not only pay for the ticket, but also sit through this movie without a girl with me. Challenges are like ants to the soles of my shoes. I came, I saw, I sat to the end.
So yes I won, but at what cost?
Well it's 90 mins I could have contributed something to society with that I'll never get back, however as Bella knows, we make our choices in life and that is that. Twilight is about as awkward and goofy a production as anything I've ever seen. Kristin Stewart, this gen's Jennifer Love Hewitt, loves shaking her head around before and after every line of dialog. I was shaking my head before and after every line of her dialog too. Robert Pattison I believe to have actual talent behind all that white powder on his face, but he phoned in his lines here. Or at least it was on purpose for us to believe he was faking it all along. I'm not sure how interesting it could be really. Twilight is essentially a story about a bad relationship.
Ah I'm giving it far to much credit already. in the end it's completely harmless. There's no mystery why the core story is so attractive for those seeking romantic escapism. You know, Twilight is so bad and so trashy you sort of feel sorry for it.
That's how bad relationships start.