I could barely see the movie through all the plot holes.

Rating: 1/10 (25 January 2009)

This movie was horrible on so many levels. Let's start with just some of my minor gripes. Pacing was bad in some places, not so bad in others. Really though, if a movie ever loses pacing then you're pretty much already lost your audience. They can tell when the movie doesn't seem to flow from moment to moment. The chick that directed this shlockfest (Catherine Hardwicke), is also responsible for other such action packed flicks as the teenage angst driven "Thirteen" and "The Nativity Story", so you can see how ready she was to take on a vampire flick. Next I hope she does a ninja movie, but where all the ninjas are pretty boys, and they don't actually kill anyone, they just wax poetic to their seventeen year old girlfriend. That's another thing. The chick is seventeen, and the dude is born in 1913. You would think that by that point in an undead creature's unlife, that he would want to date someone a little more mature. If Twilight has anything going for it, watching it with a chick or a gay dude, is sure to get you laid, as long as that chick or gay dude is completely lame. Like this movie. I give this movie one severed hand out of ten.