Made the Gong Show look like top talent

Rating: 1/10 (31 July 2009)

So, so very bad. Robert Pattinson, the male lead, is made-up like the Avon Lady. Nikki Reed looks like one of the black guys in White Chicks and Kristen Stewart was as wooden and flat as a living human being can possibly be. The special effects are not equal to 50's TV and the script was painful to hear. Perhaps that is why the actors performed on something equal to middle-school level.
The sooner this tasteless little flick fades away, the better.
I assume Summit is rushing to complete the rest of the movies before the fan base grows up and develops some sense of taste.
Oh well, you can't make a silk purse from a sow's ear.