Extremely dumb movie

Rating: 1/10 (11 August 2009)

This movie was terrible.
Reasons:
1. Vampires cannot go into the sunlight because they will sparkle (their skin glitters in the sun.. this is the only effect the sun has on them - no harm done whatsoever).
2. The vampires claim to be "vegetarian", so they eat animals instead of humans.
3. The vampires play baseball in their free time. (self-explanatory)
4. The lead character (vampire) spends half of the movie running around the forest like a chimpanzee, carrying around some girl. Its terribly cheesy and its obvious he's got a crotch-harness on that whole time. (there's nothing to smash) It's some scene that should be left in Tarzan.
5. With pretty much no explanation at all, the main character (vampire) has the ability to read minds.
6. The movie has events that are entirely stupid - time and time again.
ie. Vampire pitches the ball to vampire batter.. vampire batter hits the ball and it flies 5 miles out. Vampire outfielder waits.. (because he knows he's just that fast) and then runs out there (faster than the ball) and gets the ball. He throws the ball back to home plate. (somehow the vampire batter can't run around the bases before the outfielder runs 5 miles).
Most demented of all, why would the vampire THROW the ball back when he JUST DEMONSTRATED that it would be faster to run the ball back and tag the runner. (Not to mention it makes no sense that he can run faster than a ball that was hit with a bat) The movie is simply irritating with its nonsensical garbage and terrible special effects. Not to mention it craps all over the established vampire genre with its sparkling, vegetarian, tree-climbing, base-ball-playing vampire BS. There is pretty much no mention of wooden stakes, crosses, garlic, fangs, bats or anything other than lame vampires that sparkle in the sunlight.