Terrible...

Rating: 1/10 (10 January 2009)

This movie makes me want to stab a large large large rapier into my spleen and the rest of my lower chest region. Hopefully, it will in someway pierce a vital organ that will cause me great pain, but not as much pain as this movie has caused me. I just hope it doesn't kill me, because in fact, I'm pretty sure this is what Hell is and now I'm scared of death. So this movie may be good because it has made me want to be a better person so I will not be condemned to watch this movie over and over again in the fiery fiery depths of Hell. I would give this movie zero stars, but sadly, it is not allowed, so I will give it one. But in my heart, it gets no stars. None.