not for my age group

Rating: 2/10 (28 May 2009)

Twilight was made for viewers that do not look at film critically, or even look at film for well constructed thought. On that note, I was able to watch it and be entertained, but not because its a good story or movie. Maybe that is the key, this movie is for people who purely like to be entertained and not think about the 'why's' and the 'how's'. This is kind of sad because I really like movies that stretch outside of reality, but Twilight was more ridiculous than reality bending.
If this movie came out in the 80's it most definitely would have lend itself to having a cartoon made after it. The theme song could have gone something like "Twilight, na na na, sparkly vampire take you on a magical ride, na na na, they fight the other vampires cause you smell so good, na na na, twilight vampires don't eat people cause they like to eat cats, na na na,.." (the other 2 and a half mins of the theme song would be kind of repetitive, but you get the idea) Twilight the animated show would have aired right after The Real Ghostbusters and right before Gummy Bears. Image that next time you watch Twilight.