Stupid, horrible, awful, rubbish piece of ...

Rating: 3/10 (18 September 2018)

From time to time I "expand my knowledge" by viewing something that was once "cool" and I missed it. This time Twilight was on the line. I successfully avoided it for 10 years just as vampire avoids silver, but boy did I not expect it to be THAT stupid.
Oh, well... What I liked: darker visual style, setting, even the music. What I hated: stupid writing, stupid characters, exremly stupid dialogues, Stewart, stupid vampire makeup, stupidly slow pace, stupid this, stupid that, ...
One could say that it's the stupidity of the novel which makes this movie bad, but that wouldn't be true. Blade 2, Jumanji or Transformers demonstrate that you can transform stupid idea into a good movie. But this is not the case with Twilight.
Twilight is just stupidly stupid stupidity.