If you like this movie, please shoot yourself, so I don't wind up in a state penitentiary!

Rating: 1/10 (27 June 2010)

Now I don't believe in vampires, but there is a lot of folklore that has developed over the years, they are all different, but none as different as Twilight is.
From what I understand of vampires, something can kill them, whether that be silver, wooden stakes, guns, decapitation etc etc, they are never immortal.
Sunlight effects them negatively, whether that'd be them completely being withered away or receiving a nasty sunburn, it effects them, it does not make their hair glitter up and make them look like something that Tiffany & Co. would sell.
They do age, they may age slower, but they do age.
So Twilight comes in and trashes, craps all over and obliterates the entire sub culture that enthusiasts have built over hundreds of years.
Now I want to stress this point strongly, I do not believe in vampires, nor am I a part of their sub culture, but their beliefs should be respected none the less, after all it has developed over a long time, it wasn't written in twenty minutes when a fat woman was high on crack.
Then you add to the fact that a mortal falls in love with the vampire... really? I'm trying to remember something that sounds eerily familiar, of right! Buffy! I don't watch Buffy either, but the woman who wrote Twilight could at least come up with an original idea.
Then there's this Team Edward and Team Jacob crap, which is PROOF, that only a professional author should write a series of books, not someone who is simply trying to milk as many $$ out of an already god awful franchise.
I stated this in the title, but I will state it again, if you enjoy this movie, then please shoot yourself, hang yourself, suicide however you please, just don't spend too many tax dollars. I would do so myself, but for some reason, they invented a law that doesn't allow me to kill people, it's a shame there are no loopholes that allow me to kill stupid people.