ROFL glossy vampires and telepathy werewolves WTF?

Rating: 1/10 (10 January 2009)

This must be the worst vampire movie ever i mean omg? Everybody cried out laughing after seeing Edward the little vampire. His first appearance made him look like he was shitting himself(not kidding).
The acting sucked ass! The script was bad and well lets not kid around the books are bad 2! In the books every sentence starts with: I went... I talked..so I did.. I ate.. i saw.. really bad! And the skin of a killer? omg i had to laugh so hard the roof Wat about to collapse. Some gay guy with a shiny skin like he used a little bit to much glossy on his head. What happened about creepy vampires? in stead of glitters they should have seen veins and stuff. Anyway I hate this movie it sucked ass but apparently my girlfriend seems to like it..which is driving me nuts. She bought all the books and for part 2 we have werewolves that are communicating with telepathy instead of the original more sense howling. the woman who wrote these books should commit suicide.. she's messing up the whole vampire werewolf legends with glossy faced vampires and telepathy werewolves i mean wtf was she thinking..probably stoned or on drugs or something. Anyway people stay away from this movie or if u really want to get someone u hate to have a bad evening with urges to commit suicide..i would suggest giving them this DVD on their birthday! It was really horrible to watch...and not in the good way!