Skunk Spray Smells Better . . .

Rating: 1/10 (2 November 2014)

OK, no offence to people who actually like the series, but to me, Twilight and the others in the series should never have been made. I wish I didn't have to fill ten lines, because given a choice, I could happily express my sentiments in five words.
Honestly, there is nothing remotely interesting about this movie at all. I've never read the book series – and don't intend to – and only watched Twilight because of the fuss surrounding it. I'm neither a fan of first person literary narrative or fantasy per se, and I put up a big stink when my sister persuaded me to read Philosopher's Stone; it turned out to be a much better experience than this!
Look at it this way: the novels aside, when the lowest grossing Harry Potter movie makes millions more at the box office than the highest grossing Twilight film, what does that tell you?
PUT TWILIGHT IN THE GARBAGE!