Absolutely the worst film I have ever seen

Rating: 1/10 (29 December 2008)

I have not read any books about this, didn't even know they existed.
I sat through this film, constantly fighting the urge to leave. The acting, the direction and the "Special" Effects were laughable. I would say it was so bad it was almost good, but it wasn't. It was so bad I tried to push the straw from my drink through my eye into my brain to stop the pain.
Every time there was running up a tree or that corny running really fast nonsense I couldn't help but laugh out loud.
I also think the main characters had the talent and charisma of a slow painful death.
I left the theatre asking anyone who would listen how this film got made, because undoubtedly this got through a number of edits, and this was the best. Imagine what is on the cutting room floor!!!! The you tube parody was better and more believable.
Please tell me it isn't a trilogy.....