Worst. Vampire. Movie. Ever.

Rating: 1/10 (21 November 2008)

In short, this is a hugely disappointing experience - more glorified after school special than feature film.
It's not bad enough that this is a self-indulgent, vapid waste of time... the story well oversteps poetic license and offers a fully revisionist vampire mythology. If you want to sit through 2 hours of vacuous, spineless teenage romance then this is the movie for you. If you like your vampires as fangless, baseball playing, daywalking "vegetarians" - by all means, indulge yourself.
As for the rest of you... save your time and money. The only bloodletting here is at the box office.