What the?!

Rating: 3/10 (5 December 2008)

They totally wrecked it. Edward is not supposed to look like that. And they made it totally cheesy, whereas it's supposed to be cute and romantic. Jacob looks like a girl, and a total disappointment to Twilight readers. I can't believe this. Some of the lines are wrong (eg. the heroin bit), UM BELLA IS THE ONE SAYING THAT. Why is Edward the one saying it in the movie? And, they totally fast-forwarded the whole thing. It's probably like 15 chapters and it's only like half an hour in the movie, but I guess they do it in every movie. Okay the Meadow scene is so ruined. It's just this cheesy bit when they look at each other, oh you're probably thinking 'Awwwww' right? NOT! It's so stupid. UM AND HE'S SUPPOSED TO SPARKLE? Wth. He's not 'sparkling' at all. Okay and when Edward & Bella are officially 'dating', um what is up with his face? And his sunnies? Okay, he has the 'I'm so cool and you're not' look. Fine, I get that he's a vampire and all, but he doesn't have to be so selfish-looking. UM, he's supposed to be like a baby or something when Carlisle changed him, and he looks exactly the same. But he looks in pain, that bit's good. He's supposed to be in pain. And when he's like 'It's like a human living on tofu', UM he says it as if he wants to eat the tofu. OKAY AND The Cullens' house is supposed to be WHITE. WHITE. WHAT IS HE DOING?! Um, he's like dancing with her. He's not even supposed to dare to touch her.
Btw, Emmett's probably the cutest.