Ummmm...What the heck was that?!

Rating: 1/10 (8 April 2009)

If you really wanna scare rogue nations, plunk a giant screen down in their country from the sky and play this movie! I pride myself on being a fairly big fan of cinema and have NEVER fallen asleep during a movie....until I saw this flick! Goofy metro sexual hair do's, a gang of pale faced uber vamp teeny clones....Now another problem. These vamp kids are supposed to soooo old..How in the heck are they able to attend school for all these years and no one realize they haven't graduated??!! I can't believe people fell for this. If you are going to have a brooding vampire movie, have them brood for a halfway decent reason. Twilight fails because the story forces itself along. Christopher Lee could carry a vampire because he was able to stir feelings and emotions of viewers. This movie doesn't because the talent lacks in that department....Sorely!!...But this is more due to trend riding than anything else. I think we are in overdose of the "male vampire falls in love with teeny bopper" story line right now.