The twelve-year-old girl inside of me is screaming out for it!

Rating: 2/10 (26 July 2011)

It is just a fact that the target audience for this film is somewhere between 11 to 17 years old and, more than likely,female. Unfortunately, we do not all fit that profile. So what is left after the teenage drama and the extraordinarily handsome cast... a faltering storyline and terrible directing. If the film-making was any worse, the youthful, stud-filled cast would not have even been able to save it. All of the effects were done poorly, the acting was horrendous, and it seemed that each scene was more outrageously exaggerated than the last. I had actually seen the parody of the film before seeing this film, and I was very surprised to find that it was basically a scene-by-scene re-creation of the original. It actually makes one pause and think "How could this film possible be worse?" Maybe the vampires could have caked on clown make-up to look about ten shades whiter than everyone else without anyone in the town noticing... Wait, they did do that, didn't they?