Was able to watch only watch 30 minutes of it, so I apologize.

Rating: 1/10 (21 April 2013)

You will hardly ever meet a biggest fan of vampires. From 1920's Nosferatu to True Blood, if there are long scary fangs I never say no.
The problem with this movie is, there are no long scary fangs anywhere. "Vampires" not only walk happily under the sun and go to the beach but attend to high school too: Why in heavens do they go to high school? the are like a hundred years old. Perhaps they do it because they look young and they want nobody to notice them? well, in fact they behave in a really bizarre way and are the main subject of everybody's gossips over the place. Oh wait, if it's really sunny, they don't go to class. That does not happen much because the town seems to be in a perpetual Siberian Winter. When Bella gets into the classroom for the first time tho, her long mane is hit by a fan, like in a shampoo commercial. The town is covered of snow but they have this fan on just because. Details like this happen each two minutes, taking you out of the stupid story even more, if such thing is possible.
I'd like to offer now a first conversation between the two main characters:
-So are you enjoying the rain? -What? You're asking me about the weather? -Yeah, I...I guess I am. -Well, I don't really like the rain. Any cold, wet thing, I don't really...
Parts like these make you feel so embarrassed for, I don't know, the actors, the script writers, the poor humans who actually worship this movie, that it is almost like seeing your grandmother in her underwear.
Edward character is not a vampire it is some sort of bipolar fashion victim emu teen and Bella character is obviously trying to figure out who's farted all the time. The movie is so slow that you only wish Blade came around and fixed the whole situation with an XXL sharp sword.