Sh*t happens.

Rating: 3/10 (13 December 2010)

Damn....Goddamn.... this Movie, I wanted to throw my eyeballs at it! disappointed doesn't even begin to cover my feelings for this movie. Watching a horse take a fecal dump is more exiting than seeing this piece of garbage of a movie and that's not saying much. What can I say, crappy, cheesy and sad excuse for a vampire novel. the Character Bella Swan is a mary-sue who can't do a thing for herself because she is always dependent on her abusive sparklepire for a boyfriend. and the way that Edward stalks her as she sleeps, definite show of pedophilia right there. this movie was flat out horrible. Watching a horse or cow take a fecal dump is more exiting and more epic than this movie. just Avoid it at all costs. If your girlfriend wants to watch it, you'd be better off breaking up right away.