Shout Europe at the sink!

Rating: 1/10 (6 April 2007)

It looks like vomit, it smells like vomit, but it isn't vomit. What is it? Try "True Romance", cinematic piece of puke. 10 Eat, 20 Chew, 30 Digest, 40 Vomit, 50 GOTO 10. Someone mentioning all those actors? Not for a single moment I saw characters they're playing, only obnoxiuos Slater, slutty Arquette, bogus Brad and all those wash-ups. This is NOT Pulp Fiction. Only Hopper is left unscathed by director's wielding shotgun. Maybe that's because he seems only normal person in this movie. Say WHAT?! Movie where Dennis Hopper is the sanest person!? Just watch and look how screen melts from far-over-the-top acting. If someone thinks that's suppose to be cool and I didn't get the joke, well I'm glad I didn't. Just like I'm glad I don't "dig" Rocky and Rambo movies. My cat's hairball is more artistic than True Romance. YUCK!