What A Cast! Too Bad The Movie Disappoints

Rating: 4/10 (28 May 2009)

Christian Slater, Patricia Arquette, Dennis Hopper, Val Kilmer, Gary Oldman, Brad Pitt, Christopher Walken, Bronson Pinchot, Samuel L. Jackson, Chris Pennsylvania, Tom Sizemore and James Gandolfini are all in this film! I almost missed Val Kilmer's Mentor (aka Elvis), just like I missed a lot about this movie.
Get married to a call girl who was on the job 4 days after one night with her? Then, not be able to breathe the same air as her pimp and kill him? Get a suitcase of the pimp's cocaine and run with it? What was Christian Slater's Clarence thinking? He should have just kept working at the comic store and lived happily ever after with Patricia Arquette's Alabama (interesting name for someone who "is not Florida white trash"). But, then we would not get to see all these fine actors breeze in and out of scenes directed by Tony Scott and written by Quentin Tarantino.
This film feels like Beverly Hills Cop meets Pulp Fiction – sorry that I cannot recommend it as I expected more from all this talent.