Sorry but this film is terrible

Rating: Null/10 (19 May 2006)

This must be a bastard of a story to tell ... I couldn't do it.
That said, I forced myself to labor through this 10 hours or was it three of utter miasmic nonsensical dialogue. The tedious pacing was matched only by the slow animations of the actors, were there any? Brad Pitt surely is ashamed of being associated with this rubbish, if not I am ashamed of him. Brad, say it ain't so  The special effects are pretty good, the sets are excellent. Diane Kruger is pretty as Helen if she could only stop looking as if she is having a bowel movement in every scene she is in. Shame on you Peter O'Toole, brilliant actor that you are, to be associated with this The music is fairly terrible ... almost as if the singer has been forced to actually watch this.
Its overall a bad movie. Bad to terrible. They tried hard but they had an incompetent director who doesn't know how to tell a story, and I expect whoever wrote the script has already changed his name and moved to another country.
Rather than give this to charity, and so inflict it on some low-income person, I have destroyed the DVD by blowtorch in my garage.