Don't waste you time or your money on Troy

Rating: 2/10 (15 May 2004)

The boys were pretty, the battle scenes were fair, the script was poor, and the acting was terrible. This movie would have been better with subtitles so you wouldn't have to endure the unemotional and very Spartacus-esque boring delivery of lines. Even many of the scenes were shot in a way that were reminiscent of the 60's era "epics", particularly when there was brooding, and there was WAY too much brooding.
Don't get me wrong, I love to look at Brad Pitt as much as the next girl (or guy), and you get to see A LOT of him. But I thought there was an awful lot of hype for very little substance in this film.
If you must see it, at least wait till it's available as a rental. Shouldn't be long!