Troy, what a misery

Rating: 1/10 (5 May 2005)

As long as I can remember, I enjoy and love movies. Simple: they are one of the few things worth living for, worth dying for, worth to watch over and over again... But alas, not this one. It is a real stinker. Believe me, this movie is awful. Everything is false, fake, bad and ridiculous. Brad Pitt is maybe not a bad actor, but here he looks like someone who tried very hard to pleased the crowd, not with his actor skills or his talent (whatever this means) but with his tits; they are even bigger then Jennifers, but man, aside that: Brad is bad, very very bad. Beside this, the direction is just as stupid(Petersons thinks that he is a director, but he is just a sensationalist) Enfin, stay awaay from it, because it is not Greece history, it is Hollywood goes Greece... in other words.... Tinseltown takes and makes the history on her own terms...