I liked the big wooden horsie - not the wooden film

Rating: 5/10 (16 May 2004)

Well, the horse was good. I liked the horse quite a lot. The designers must have spent quite a while designing that horse, with its nice abstract shape. Very pleasing in proportions, and a very effective made from scrap appearance.
The rest of the film is equally wooden, unfortunately. The acting, script (oh dear god, the script), direction, quite a lot of the fight direction, even. Awful.
I now have to pad this review for IMDb submission. The horse had nice multi-coloured panelling, and the removable sections from where the greeks emerged were cleverly disguised.