Orson Welles Sucks

Rating: 4/10 (15 November 2005)

YOU KNOW, I POSTED THIS MESSAGE A FEW WEEKS BACK ON IMDb.COM AND IT WAS PULLED ???? FOR SAYING 'JEWISH Hollywood'??!?!! THE 13 MILLION JEWS LIVING ON THIS PLANET MIGHT BE SOMEWHAT APPALLED TO HEAR YOU DON'T ACKNOWLEDGE THEIR EXISTENCE!!! I GUESS BOLLYWOOD ISN'T HINDU OR CINECITTA (ROME) ISN'T CATHOLIC ?!?! YET IMDb 'DOES' POST PEOPLE WHO RAUNCH ABOUT SODOMY AND BLOODLUST !!!! THIS IS A FREE COMMUNITY BOARD TO EXPRESS AND CRITIQUE MOVIES NOT A PROPAGANDIST NEWSPAPER ! ! ! ! GOOD GOD !
Robert Maxwell i'm giving up comedy for you (his other reviews are even better) ; Homerus (i guess that's his Greek name) wherever you are, i apologize for Wolfgang Peterson having been conceived. Aside from Brendan Gleeson, and Eric Bana (in his best performance he will EVER be in) this movie is really VERY bad. So They killed Ajax and Aggy out of sequence; with no gods, or historical accuracy... (being 26 it shouldn't bother me)
I would go and describe Brad Pitt's performance but my brains have dematerialized. HE is a man who thinks he is a Frank Lloyd Wright building (i'm serious, i actually saw an interview with him) playing the most famous hero in western literature. But surely hes better than Peter Old-please-die-you-Toole whose corpse was so life-like. and Dyslexia Krueger as HElena Troy? SHE SEDUCED LEGALOS??? her acting skills are even better in 'Pirates of the Caribbean,' which i would most warmly recommend to all of you.
There have been much worse films made, somehwere on a planet colonized by Wolfgang Peterson and Orsen Welles, where 'goodness' has vanished and will never ever come back. Movies like this get 7 stars and movies like 'The Searchers' get 8 stars, that seventh star is W-I-D-E. All in all, i love saying 'All in All.' At least Jewish Hollywood isn't screwing up the Brothers-Grimm, WAIT nevermind. I just looked outside, WHY does everyone look like Wolfgang Peterson and Orsen Welles ??