Give it a miss

Rating: 4/10 (23 May 2004)

Right. Ancient Greek History for Americans.
There was some Greeks, and some Trojans. They fought a bit, spoke in appalling dialogue, acted shockingly and then got into a trojan horse that looked more like a rabbit. And stuff. And then some.
This has got to be one of the most dumbed down historical "epics" ever filmed. Get a cast of well known actors, a terrible script with shocking dialogue [about as deep as a specimen dish], terrible acting and drag it out over 3 hours.
The star is the CGI, which doesn't look as choreographed as it usually does, and that's probably the one saving grace.
Probably harmless enough tosh, but surely you can find better things to do for 3 hours? I wonder if Terry Jones is going to sue over the rabbit?