Its a traffic accident - so bad you can't stop looking

Rating: 1/10 (19 November 2006)

This film features some of the poorest acting efforts I have seen since I watched the 4th grade performance of 'snow white'. Peter O'Toole appears to be suffering from severe gastric distress throughout with a look of anguish which correctly turns measurably to horror whenever Orlando Bloom arrives to fumble pathetically through his lines. Bloom is so wooden that even a table could have been more convincing as Paris and would certainly have been more attractive to Helen. Its hard to spot a decent effort from anyone in this movie and in this sense it becomes compelling and you sit on the edge of your seat waiting for the moment when someone actually acts - it doesn't happen.