Troy! Two thumbs screwed!

Rating: 5/10 (17 November 2005)

This film was truly entertaining. Peter O'Toole looked like he had really bad gas through most of his scenes and was desperately trying to hold it in. (That tight, tight smile.) Also I really liked the part when that elf guy shot Brad Pitt in the heel and Brad Pit spent forever dying. (And I mean FOREVER. They all took forever to die, except for Peter O'Toole who was so relieved to get out of playing his part he just went plop.) Helen was a spectacularly rotten actress. (Look at me! I'm so pretty!) She like totally deserved that eye makeup. The rest of them got paid a lot, so it was fun watching them planning their next big party in their minds as they threatened to burn Troy, etc, etc, etc. All in all, I'd say two thumbs screwed.