I never read Homer

Rating: 1/10 (18 December 2006)

I keep having these bad dreams; i keep seeing brad pitt leaping over shields and cutting soldier's throats. this ain't war - this is teen-age masochistic girly masturbation! This is why young men - die?! How could they take something as truly romantic as the story I heard about so often in high school and spin it into Schwein. Scheiss.
Wolfgang Petersen!m - You worm! - I'll never forgive you for giving me nightmares! I thought movies were to supposed to be entertaining. Who could imagine they could be used to inflict suffering on the uneducated masses like myself.
I never read Homer. All I know is that this is a great big reeking hunk of dog. Crap. And I hope I never see or hear of it again.