This will be the worst movie the world will ever see!!!!

Rating: 1/10 (18 May 2004)

I'm asking all others who have viewed this "epic" to join me in arms and help others in saving their minds by not seeing this movie. Nothing. Nothing was good about it. Well, maybe one thing. It was so bad from the opening title on, that I was actually able to leave forty minutes into the movie, and save myself somewhat. And I was denied my refund. Why does an ancient Greek king, Menelaos, speak with a Scotish accent? Why does Priam, king of Troy, prey to Rah, the Egyptian sun god? Why is Agamemnon, a great warrior, so fat? Why is Odysseus, the great mariner, the last one on the beach? This movie is bad writing, on top of bad acting, on top of bad editing, on top of bad directing. I was hoping this movie would be great, and go down as one of my favorite movies to watch. Now it tops the list as my favorite movie to protest. To the great author Homer, I can only offer an apology from me, for living in the same time period as the people who made this movie. I would have more to criticize about this film, but I couldn't take any more after the taking of the beach. These heroes have been wronged, and so has anyone who has seen this...this....AAAAHHHHH!!!!! I hate this movie!!!!