desTROY

Rating: 1/10 (22 January 2011)

I had very low expectations on this one, yet I was still very surprised at how bad it was. This movie was a complete disaster... Brad Pitt's contribution just came off as flat and bland. I almost fell out of my chair when he said "you sac of wine". It was more of a comedy than an epic war film...This movie had all the symptoms of a poorly executed film: bad acting, bad directing, atrocious camera work, under-developed story, no character build-up, the script was probably intolerable...It was sad this was the best they could do after all that money and all the effort...I mean, it had 3 directors for god's sake! oh and I've never seen a movie with so many funeral scenes! And each one of them looked exactly the same! It was almost as if they just inserted these scenes into the script wherever they ran out of ideas...I finally had to press "stop" on my remote after the 4th time someone's body was burning on my TV screen, and screamed "enough is enough"! "Troy" is hands-down THE worst movie I've ever wasted time on. I should have stopped watching when "sac of wine" came on but I was hoping it'd get better. Of course it never did and at the end I felt completely sodomized. You sac of wine!