This really sucked

Rating: 1/10 (6 September 2005)

Take away the beautiful cinematography and pretty young buff actors and there is nothing. I didn't care about any of the characters. I could have cared less if Helen went back to her husband or stayed with the pathetic Paris. Even Brad Pitt's lovely toned self could not make me care if Achilles lived or died. Where were the Gods? Where was the classical mythology that was passed down from generation to generation? The heroes were bigger than life in these stories and all we got was a little fancy knife work. I was very disappointed by the lack of development in these areas. But I suppose it is to be expected because it is a lot of story to be crammed into one movie.