Brad Pitts latest ego diarrhea

Rating: 2/10 (10 January 2005)

Oh, what nonsense.
Besides being a laughable ego vehicle for Brad, who hasn't made a good movie since Kalifornia, the only interesting thing about this garbage is when you notice that EVERYONE in this movie has a perm, from the vacuous 'starz' (a bunch of soap opera types dressed in togas) to the peasants to the donkey.
There is precious little plot, so even if you are a reality TV junkie, you should still be able to follow it.
The costuming and makeup are silly.
The historical content is practically nil and superficial.
The dialog makes me embarrassed to be from this planet. Go get a real movie, like "Twilight Samurai".