No, it really is that bad

Rating: 4/10 (21 July 2005)

Since "historical accuracy" is a theme in the discussion of this movie, it is ironic that so many have now rushed to defend it and suggest that the critics were wrong. Unfortunately, most of the acting and dialogue really is that bad. Brad Pitt, who has shown he can act when he wants to (Fight Club, Ocean's Eleven), unfortunately falls into the trap of self-importance that marred his one-note performance in Legends of the Fall. He also seems to buy into the notion that any character in a would-be swords-and-sandals epic must speak with a muddled British accent. His flat delivery is laughable and makes Achilles seem like he is pouting when he should be tormented. Thankfully, Brian Cox seems to realize that the script is sub par, so he compensates by gleefully chewing the scenery. He at least injects some life in his scenes. Bana is game enough, and manages (for the most part) to defeat some more of the ludicrous dialogue. Diane Kruger, however, does nothing to suggest why Helen was worth all the fuss. Orlando Bloom's facial expressions while watching the Hector-Achilles duel are so bad they would seem sub par in an Ed Wood movie.
The screenplay is especially disappointing, given that David Benioff wrote the excellent script for 25th Hour. His take on demystifying the legend by giving real motivations for the character's actions is actually quite inspired, especially as to why Greece would really want to invade Troy. However, these story elements are eventually sunk by the insipid dialogue ("There are no pacts between men and lions" and "It is too early in the day for killing princes" wouldn't even cut it in a Star Wars prequel). The notable exception is a scene between Priam and Achilles, which finally fleshes out some of the relationships in the movie.
Not all is lost, however. Peter O'Toole gracefully elevates every scene in which he appears. The scene in Achilles' tent is a tribute to both him and David Benioff. They turn this into a great scene despite Pitt's dreadful line deliveries and laughable attempts to seem conflicted. The well-choreographed duel between Achilles and Hector is a worthy set piece. Saffron Burrows and Sean Bean also excel in (unfortunately) lesser roles.
Overall, the worthy parts are not enough to compensate for the half-baked whole. Given that this involves one of the cornerstone stories in world mythology, consider this film to be a great opportunity missed.