AWESOME!

Rating: Null/10 (15 May 2004)

As in, "Aw, some movies are good, but this surely isn't one of them."
Brad Pitt is good, but here he's met his match. This part is well beyond his abilities.
Why the English accents? Why English actors? A thick German accent would have made just as much sense and been much funnier. Or Japanese.
The Greeks addressed royalty as, "My Lord?"
Orlando's ear points were missing.
Geez, imagine the footage they didn't include!
Needed a car chase.
Snnnorrrrrrrrrrrrreee!