Troy: nothing more than an after school special

Rating: 2/10 (17 May 2004)

Where should I start?
Was it the cheesy Toys-R-Us plastic and rubber armor?
Was it the dime store digital effects?
Was it the four members of the film crew wearing shorts and t-shirts visible during the scene where the Trojan Horse is rolled into the city?
Was it that Brad Pitt was horribly miscast and anyone else in the film-women included- could have played the part better?
Or was it the giant balls of string?
Yes. The giant balls of string really made Troy one of the worst films of all time.