Hollywood re-writing History again.

Rating: 4/10 (17 May 2004)

Another great moment in World History will be forgotten as future American Generations (and eventually the world's) take this garbage as gospel. Instead of the battle for Troy taking 20-25 years, the history books will have it ending in 20-25 days. According to History, Helen was supposed to be the great beauty, but the Helen in this picture was barely passable. I would have traveled the high seas to fight for Hector's wife or cousin, but Troy could have "that" Helen. I could go on, but I really can't be bothered, the film isn't worth it.
0.5 point for the scenery. 1 point each for Eric Bana and Rose Byrne who are the only two actors who can hold their heads high.
2.5/10