Des-Troy

Rating: 3/10 (14 May 2004)

Feel like sleeping with lotta noise around you? Troy makes the challenge possible. Except Bana and Cox, all the cast is incredibly lousy, the digital stuff much too obvious and invasive and the story line... How did they manage to turn one of the greatest epic story of all times, if not THE greatest into a boring, cleverless, ugly pudding? Such a waste of money for the movie industry, and a waste of time for viewers. I want Hollywood back, the real Mc Coy, not that sort of expensive, useless and easy-to-forget motion pictures.
I forgot to mention Brad Pitt, who as Achilles is simply a joke. I've never seen him so expressionless, he spends the film showing off his overworked out body and that's it. How much did he get for this???
My new motto : destroy troy! (yeah...that sounds as stupid as the movie is)