Pathetic (Spoilers deluxe)

Rating: 1/10 (15 May 2004)

There's simply too many pathetic scenes and dialog for me to list up. Best suggestion, don't watch this movie. I feel mentally raped and deprived of both time and money. Start of movie was promising and somewhat exciting. Then poorly acted scenes, dialogs and bad fighting scene appear. My favorite is when a massive battle they all of a sudden both sides decide to stop fighting because Achilles cousin was killed. "Ohh no..he's dead..lets all just stop fighting" This sad pathetic ugly person apparently was more valued them all the hundreds of other soldiers who dies apparently without reason. I'm glad he got his throat slit, wish someone would do that to me while I was watching this movie. There's many other examples like Briseis changes allegiance after every orgasm, that makes sense yes. "OOhh..you have slaughtered my entire family and burned my city big smoldering pile...of course I will stay with you Achilles" Go watch a good porn movie instead at least they have good dialogs and more feelings in their acting. Orlando Bloom should stick with his Legolas character. If you wonder why so many people laugh during this movie, its simply because its so pathetic. I don't want to write more, I feel so empty inside nor do I want to write more, wasted enough time already.