More Brad Pitt than I ever wanted to see,

Rating: 2/10 (15 November 2004)

Tryo was supposed to be a movie about war, what does war involve? Lots of killing, arrows, yelling, gernal manly stuff that I go to movies like this to see. However, while troy had an marginal amount of these elements, it also included some unwanted visuals.
This movie has more skin than an episode of baywatch, except instead of cute lady lifeguards we have to see acres of Brad Pitt's oily flesh. If you've every wanted to know what Legolas's butt cheeks looked like, here's your chance. I felt my masculinity threatened by this movie's very presence.
Seriously, these guys can't even fight a good old fashioned duel, without ruining it by prancing around like fairy's! How can you ruin a sword fight? The only thing in movies that we men cherish is action! By why oh why taint this aciton by taking everyones' pants?!?
Other than that, it was great!
The Samurai Has Spoken!