LOTR Crossed with Zoolander!

Rating: Null/10 (16 May 2004)

This movie was truly pathetic. So much posing, rusty awkward dialogue which even the greatest actors would be able to do little with allowed this movie to be total rubbish. As for the fight scenes with Achilles, he may as well have been fighting to the nutcracker suite. Way too much choreography with characters saying intense lines and then falling out of character. Like a bad play.
I was pretty embarrassed for Brad Pitt who has shown a lot of talent in the past, to have played such a tragic role. Orlando Bloom however takes the cake as the worst and most unbelievable character representation I have seen in a while. Don't waste your time unless you are really bored and like the idea of Zoolander crossed with LOTR.
Ryan.