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Rating: Null/10 (27 February 2005)

The Trojan Horse looked like it was put together by matchsticks and spit--And no one in Troy could see there were people moving in there? Look straight at the horse and you can see it.
Paris--Sorry not my choice. If they wanted to get someone from LOTR they should've got the guy who played Aragon; it would've been more convincing. I found I liked Helen, I've always envisioned her to be either super vain or a super wuss. She was done from a new angle scared and full of foresight over what her husband was going to do and practical minded (well except for loving wussy Paris).
Making a name. Are lots of kids around today named Achilles? I've known a couple of Hectors.
Oh Hector. For my money, he was to the one to watch and sympathize. Most the time "Achilles" was on screen I focused on one thing: that perpetually pouting mouth. He pouts in nearly every scene--look. His best scene is the part where he and Briseis do the wild thing--(it was also predictable, the whole events surrounding them build up towards that)--Looked pretty real to me!