If I Were A Tree, I Still wouldn't Like It.

Rating: 4/10 (16 May 2004)

Casting The Hulk to play a warrior. Wow. That's all there is to say about Eric Bana (Hulk).
Brad Pitt (Ocean's 11) warmed our hearts yet again, portraying Achilles. Don't get this character mixed up with every other character he's ever portrayed, this one's Greek!
And Orlando Blooms plays Paris. You can almost see the elf ears.
Wolfgang Peterson made a good try at this film, but in the end, there's only so far you can carry a story that everybody knows.
The CGI left much to be desired, with the exception of crowd scenes; but overall, the movie left me with an 163 minute bad taste in my mouth.