TROY, OH BOY!!!!!!!!!!!

Rating: Null/10 (21 May 2004)

Very simple, no story, no plot, no acting, NO GOOD. Five of us went to see this movie today.......no one liked it. One person left the movie........the rest, stayed, were bored. It is a terrible waste of time. Not even Brad's buff body could keep me interested. Orlando Bloom looked like he was 14 years old and was badly miscast. Why an incredible looking woman like Helen would run away with him is a mystery. He only looked at ease when he had a bow and arrow in his hands. The dialogue was simplistic and could have been written by a ten year old. Wait, I have students that can write better that what I experienced today. I feel no need to go into much detail, since there was not a thing worthy to comment on, other than some lovely views of the ocean. Save your money and try Shrek. I wish I did.