History?...not at all, Complete Fiction

Rating: Null/10 (23 May 2004)

Homer's written story of Troy was passed down verbally for about 500 years before he wrote it...most do believe that most of the story is based on historical fact...This movie disregarded much of the Facts...such as in the Disney-Like ending that did not show Hector's infant son being thrown....and for the record, in real life, Eric Bana would destroy Brad Pitt...also, when does the Sun Rise in the West?...on the beach in Malibu, and in the Muppet Movie's song "Moving Right Along"...but not at Troy... ...The movie was more entertaining than Gladiator...Goodness Gracious Great Balls of fire were fun to watch...Helen was cute, but the most beautiful woman in the world? I think not...