Utter drivel

Rating: 1/10 (26 April 2017)

Ben Stiller is just an awful actor, and in this movie he demonstrates that he is an equally incompetent writer.
The movie is unfunny, bland, trite and poorly shot. The story makes no sense, the unraveling of the plot defies credulity, the characters are poorly developed (though they would have NOT been remotely believable even if they were fully developed) and the action sequences are boring. The Hollywood jokes don't even rise to the level of the most hackneyed cliché. Robert Downey, Jr., and Tom Cruise act as if they are cursing themselves for having agreed to do this turkey of a movie.
It is truly cruel and unusual punishment to sit through this "Zoolander goes to war" movie. What crime does Mr. Stiller think his audience has committed?