In clear precise words, what was wrong, and what was right

Rating: Null/10 (18 November 2009)

========================= OK here are the drawbacks ==========================
1. Too many robots, it's like having too much metal.
2. All you remember about the women in the film after watching it is, There were two hot chicks in the movie one posed, whiled the other played soft porn then upgraded her role by (**Spoiler**) transforming into a robot. (/spoiler)
3. The camera spins around WAY too much, we get it, a lot of work went into transformers transforming, we get it after the first 2,3 transformations, good work boys, now stop milking it
4. Whats with all the slapstick comedy, dog on dog, robot on human shagging, we get it Meghans supposed to be super sexy in this movie, don't need a robot to shag her leg to re-Iterate that, all her constantly perfect make-up enhanced poses, right in the midst of Gallactic robot battles and life threatening situations has confirmed that point already.
5. Which is perhaps one of the worst things about the movie, you realise the Military could handle the Decepticons, without the main actor going on an epic crusade to revive Optimus Prime. If you look at the final battle, 80% of the robots we're wasted by tanks, and the Navy's super secret weapon, which for some reason seemed to only fire once...even though it was sufficient to take out the baddest decepticon.
========= Good bits, =========
and there were, 1. Awesome robotic fights, fully entertaining for about an hour and a couple of minutes,..after that it very quickly dawns on you that it's just slabs of metal hitting each other while the camera swings around.
2. The two "Hip" robots, if you actually heard what they were saying, were pretty funny.
3. La Bouf, is pretty funny actor.
4. The cast, with the exception of the women - when they weren't looking hot - Was Sound, not the likes of Edward Norton, or Bale, but well above average.
Conclusion; They shouldn't have restricted Meghan fox to posing, and staring, she's not a bad actor, they should'v given her "Meaningful" again "MEANINGFUL" dialogue.
Once they realised they didn't care about the story have as much as robots beating the crap out of each other and the art of their transformation, they shouldn't have tried to have a deep story, look at Smoking Aces, simple concept, Assassins kill some random guy, get he's heart, guns blazing, No problem.