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Rating: 1/10 (28 September 2016)

Transformers 2 is the worst film i have ever seen. sure, there are films that have worse production, like Birdemic or After Last Season but that is part of the reason why Transformers 2 is just so horrenoudsly bad. although it cost 200 million dollars and looks very pricey, it still manages to be a worse film then Birdemic or The Room. The movie is very racist! I am black and i found the two robot twins extremely racist. they rap, they have gold chains and teeth, they cant read or swim, and one of them even asks if a KFC is open??? Racist! The cinematography is also really bad, because the camera is often way to shaky to see anything, the camera angles cut off the top of peoples heads, and the only 2 colors in this crappy movie are teal and orange. Everyone in the movie looks like they belong on Jersey Shore, LOL! there is even a scene were Shia's mom runs around a college classic "stoned" on "weed", and it goes on for like 5 minutes!!! WTF, WHO FINDS THIS FUNNY!??!?!? it suddenly turns into a Family Guy sidegag, and the weed isn't even realistic. weed makes people chill and relaxed, sometimes even sleepy, but this movie shows her jumping on people and screaming and flailing her arms in the air, like the EXACT OPPOSITE of what weed does. not that middle schoolers would know that, tho they probably would tell you they inject weed all the time.
Like every 13-year-old white douche-bag cliché is here for a film to have. random F-bomb that has no context? check. hot chicks everywhere? check. popular soundtrack with Greenday, Hollywood Undead, gangsta rap, and Lincoln Park? check. like a million stupid explosions? check. more hot chicks? check. cliché thug stereotypes? check. weed and pot references (that aren't even realistic)? check. bro side characters using "Cool" slang? check. cool cars in car chases? check. dogs humping?...idk, are pre-teens into that kind of thing? um, well Michael Gay sure thinkgs so. But that seems like everything every 6th grader would talk about while eating lunch in the school cafeteria.
seriously, this movie sucks.