It's Not Even A Movie

Rating: 1/10 (26 December 2011)

This isn't a movie. It's a special effects contest. Michael Bay and James Cameron are in a special effects pissing contest with each other.
But not only are they at war over who can use the most outrageous special effects in every second of their movies, they are in a contest to see who can advertise their crappy movies to the point where I vomit and morons believe they're the best movies ever (until the sequel of course!)
What has happened to Hollywood? THIS is film now?! THIS gets awards?! I just wish John Carpenter could get the budget that these overrated "directors" get. At least there's still Spielberg...