I wanted a Transformers movie;

Rating: 1/10 (2 July 2009)

instead I got the Whitwicky Mom & Pop laughin, more ugly US Military FRACK YEAH!, the damn ancient astronauts from Stargate & Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, college hijinks, and enough romantic angst to make a Harry Potter fanfic blush. Its pretty hard to screw up Transformers: Autobots vs Decepticons. Simple, right? But when you have hack producers who just don't care, a director with ADHD doing his own thing, and writers raised by J.J. Abrams who religiously following the Screenplay Guru roadmap. Then somehow the film winds up filled with a whole lot of other nonsensical meaningless dreck leaving the Transformers relegated to supporting characters in their own movie.