Garbage

Rating: 1/10 (22 July 2009)

This is arguably the worst piece of trash that I've seen in along time. Was dragged to the theater and put my fake smile on, hoping to make the best of the experience and to see a bit of action. All I can say is, could they maybe have included a bit of a storyline?!?! Every scene was action after action, with Michael Bay trying to make everything seem "cool" so retards who don't appreciate a good film won't complain. The acting was horrible, but I can't completely blame it on the actors. The script, or should I say lack thereof, gave the actors no room to be more than mere two dimensional characters. Many of the characters were insignificant to the plot anyways (the military guys and the human decepticon chick). These characters added nothing to the movie and were added either to reprise their roles and please the fanboys, or to give the audience something to look at other than big f**king robots. I was dying to leave the theater about 40 minutes in, but I was with a group and didn't want to be an ***hole. I regret that I didn't. Two and a half hours of nauseating and noisy action. Michael Bay...just give up already...please!