Horrible in every sense.

Rating: 2/10 (20 June 2009)

Dismal. Just dismal. Incomprehensible both visually and narratively, devoid of characterisation with a script that might be the worst of the year. And completely over-sexed, which is a pretty weird direction to go in for a film about asexual alien robots. Somehow offensive and boring at the same time. None of the actors involved get away without embarrassing themselves, and the handful of robots who have any kind of personality are horrible racial stereotypes. Others have invoked the name of Jar Jar Binks in reference to this movie, and if you're masochistic enough to go and see it you'll realise why. And, painfully juvenile, the film also has a dirty mouth, likely the explanation for the 12a rating here in the UK. It's not for kids. Just really stupid adults.