The longest film ever made

Rating: 1/10 (3 September 2014)

(6%) If anyone wants to know exactly what is wrong with modern day, big budget action movies then watch this. It may be of an oversubscribed opinion but I really do hate this movie, so much so that after walking out the cinema I thought long and hard about never coming back. Many criticise the "Lord of the rings" films for being over-long, but at least in those movies things happened, nothing happens here but a far from fantastic cast sometimes spouting awful lines while some of the worst action ever directed is poured by the truckload onto the screen. Who would have ever thought that two massive robots smashing ten bells out of each other would be as tiresome as watching a TV shopping channel? Then there is Mudflap and Skids that make Jar Jar Binks look tolerable, the "plot" that mostly involves the cast running over there, driving over here, flying over to this place, doing this then doing that and none of it is ever clear why, they just do it. This really could be the worst film ever made simply down to the fact that it cost so much money to make, but then again it did make a fortune back in the box office, and the worst part is that some of that box office takings is my doing. They never got me in for the third one though so that is at least something.