Transformers 2: Revenge of the Michael Bay

Rating: 4/10 (16 October 2009)

OK, I finally have to sit through this movie... What can I say beside two and half hours of my life wasted? What is wrong with this movie? Oh where do I start? First of all there is no real plot here. They go for one way, then turn it upside-down to another subplot. Some things that seem like a plot element are never mentioned again. One of the examples is that Matrix Cube part (or whatever it's called) where Desepticons search for it. After that, it's never heard or seen again.
Movie is filled with funny lines and humor. Wait, WHAT HUMOR? Every thing that happens on screen has to be fallowed by one lazy one-liner. Bay, it just doesn't work. It's terrible and it just kills the scene. Now, you will think that man of Michael Bay's age would finally grow up and stop inserting FART JOKES in the scrip. Yeah, you've heard me right, we had to see two robots FART. Now, isn't that funny? Was that sarcasm coming from my mouth? I don't know. There are lot of more stupid scenes like that during the whole movie. One of them is at very end. You'll know it when you see it.
Now... Since Terminator 4 was coming out, Michael Bay thought it would be interesting to put one Terminator in his movie. No joke, there is one and it's not Kristinna Loken. Few more random Gremlin robots are also presented.
Then along the way came the acting... Megan Fox? Shia LaBeouf? Who you are kidding? Megan Fox has one of her emotional moments at the end that would even make Jean Claude Van Damme embarrassed. There should be subtitle "Megan Fox is so emotional right now" so you can actually see it's emotional scene. Funny thing is that she complained how Bay movies are all about FX and Action... Well Megan, if we were watching long scene where you have dialog with Shia, it would be equal to watching two Bonsai Tree talking. Enough Megan, just please shut up.
Visuals are well done but that's the only thing that's good about this movie. Of course, it's Michael Bay movie and everything is filled with light effects, explosions in every damn scene and shaky cam and you can't see what happens on the screen most of the time, but it's still a good movie, right? Sarcasm again? No? And why every robot, Desepticon or Autobot in this movie is gray? (except Prime and BB?). They look like Matrix robot rejects or like someone made them in their back junkyard.
There's no plot, no character development, you just don't care who lives or dies, even if it's a main character, just bad corny one-liners and fart jokes.
4 out of 10 just because movie production is well done, visuals are good. CGI robots were best actors in the movie anyway.