Tranform into a good movie.......Please!!!

Rating: 3/10 (19 December 2009)

This movie simply put is just not good at all, frankly the only people who made this movie a box office success would be the special effects guys, Some of the fight scenes are pretty cool...thats where any positive review of this movie ends. The Negatives are so apparent its laughable.
1. Dear Megan Fox, you are indeed hot, but frankly you really have no talent at all. Michael Bay uses Fox as a piece of meat for the horny teenage guy audience. The second you see Fox in the movie, you will laugh, Apparently to fix a motorcycle you have to straddle it in a sexual pose its like Michael Bay is screaming at the audience (Megan fox is hot)!!! Thank you i get it . Believe me you will laugh when you see it.
2. Dear Ethan Kruger and Robert Orci( writers)......wow i must say you wrote a piece of crap script with stale unimaginative dialog and plot points. The first Transformers i actually kind of liked, but this movie is nowhere near the first one. I really just find a major fault in this movie to be the screenplay.
3. Dear Michael Bay, I leave my worst criticism of this movie at your hands. You focus primarily on visual effects without any attention at all at the horrible plot holes and performance of your actors. Did you really think it would be dramatic to have Shia Lebeouf scream Optimus!!! ( believe me you will laugh even harder at this poor attempt of a dramatic scene) Michael Bay needs to learn that you use special effects to enhance the environment for the story and the characters. But sadly the actual story takes a backseat to getting a cheap thrill with a robot fight. Frankly like Pearl Habor, Bay loses any sense of a cinematic responsibility.
In conclusion, this movie is simply terrible, you will only be impressed by the visual effects, no thanks to Bay. For a Big Dumb Movie you have indeed found one in Transformers 2.