So bad that words can't describe

Rating: 1/10 (8 August 2010)

But I'll try: Considering that it was directed by the worst director of our time I expected total garbage of a movie. But this surpassed even my expectation and created a new low.
Directing and story telling give you a feel that whoever was doing it was constantly on cocaine, and wanted more speed, explosion, kill, shoot, die, boom, more, more, more. Story is non-existing, it's just there to give the good guys reason to shoot at the bad guys. The characters are SCREAMING their lines for about 75% of the time. Acting is terrible, of course. Autobots speak jive (''yo, yo, wazzup, byatch?!?!''), Turturro shows his old-mans-ass, Megan Fox never closes her mouth throughout the film, robots fart (which is supposed to be funny, but it's not), Megatron is a comedy sidekick, Egyptians are dumb clichés, soldiers are firing with machine guns and pistols at GIANT ROBOTS, good guys can teleport themselves around the world but can't teleport the bad guy onto the surface of the sun or in a volcano or whatever, and so on...
Avoid at all cost. I watched the whole thing to bring you this review, and so you wouldn't have to waste two hours that you could much better invest staring at the wall.