Nightmare on Black & Decker Street

Rating: 3/10 (27 June 2009)

Greetings again from the darkness. Director Michael Bay is to film what Scott Boras is to Baseball. And that ain't good. This is just a loud cartoon of a movie with some of the worst dialogue ever uttered by an upright man or machine.
The key players are back. Shia LeBeouf, Megan Fox and John Tuturro pick up their battle against evil and somehow survive when others get easily mangled and killed. After the first 4 or 5 hours I began to just laugh each time they managed to re-do Megan Fox' make-up in the middle of an action sequence. Yes, I realize this isn't supposed to be Saving Private Ryan, but how many pouty poses would most people have if they were in any of these situations.
Shia's parents, Kevin Dunn and Julie White, play a big role in the attempts at humor ... including some lame ass 1970's joke about "green" brownies. ugh.