Guide to enjoying this film as a G1 fan

Rating: 1/10 (25 June 2009)

STEP 1 - Forget everything you ever knew, loved, or cared about regarding transformers. This step is important...so don't be lazy...erase every single little detail from your brain as far back as the first glimpse of the Autobots on Cybertron before they even crash landed here. Forget Rumble, forget Rodimus, and just pretend you've never even heard of the transformers before.
STEP 2- Go see the movie in a small town. Some place where they still charge $6.50, like Austin or middle of nowhere California.
STEP 3 - Pretend that you are going to see a one of those "Scary Movie" type of films that combines elements from eighteen other movies and franchises to make one funny, and somewhat disgusting film (i.e. the twins and john tuturro's naked ass).
STEP 4 (final step) - Whenever in doubt, just stare at Megan Fox.