Horrible

Rating: 1/10 (27 June 2009)

Don't let people fool you with this film, you are beter off putting a few toasters in your dishwasher and turning that on the racket and flashes constitutes this whole film the whole 2 hours of it! Where to begin with this trainwreck of a movie? The plot - passable but lame I do not want to spoil too much but just imagine pearl harbor + blackhawk down and you have your disaster of a movie. The script is predictable the dialog made me cringe. The American army rock beat every 3 minutes whenever a jet comes over is repetitive and lame this entire movie seems to rely on its CGI effects and explosions. Strip that away and you have a movie that has no redeeming factor whatsoever.
Whoever's idea it was to put "gangsta" twin robots in this movie should be transfered back to the commercial department for 50 cent. These are ROBOTS that are supposed to be INTELLIGENT. The endless trashtalk from them is boring and lame. The main autobots barely have any screen time and its just this mess of decepticons that pop up everywhere and apparently know how to build robots? I was inclined to not even put a spoiler tag onbut I am not even sure what this entire movie was about! I honestly cannot recommend this movie it ruined a entire franchise for me that i grew up with. Michael bay is great at effects and thats it. the entire movie reeks of it. He should stick ot what he is good at and stop trying to make such movies. The movie was long repetitive and boring. I felt like i was watching transformers 1 with just the desert scene in it. The Love scene between sam and mikiella was just so forced it made me think of all the criticism of Pearl Harbor.
If you did not like pearl harbor you will def not like this movie. It has the same flaws and weaknesses as the that movie. Whenever Bay is given freedom to do whatever he pleases it just... becomes bad.