Bring earplugs, a book, and leave little ones at home!

Rating: 2/10 (26 June 2009)

This movie is basically something that 6-11 year old boys would love. There are farts, lots of explosions, Big Trucks, robots shooting each other, dogs humping each other, robots humping a girl's leg, etc. So many explosions and so much noise that I really do think I would have had eardrum damage had I not thought to bring some light-weight earplugs.I could still hear everything, I just wasn't in pain. When I did try to take an earplug out I experienced actual pain in my ear. That is a sure sign of irreversible damage so seriously, bring the plugs if you insist on torturing yourself with this movie. Because the problem is that there are so many things INAPPROPRIATE for young children that its just stupid. Scantily clad college girls and soft porn, combined with freakin legos? Seriously, parents, I brought my 12 year old son and was NOT happy. They say the P-WORD. They show some shots of college girls that are just sick if you have a kid with you. Aside from all the explosions and soft porn, the plot was so bad you never knew who was even blowing what up. My son and I actually kept looking at each other frowning. I wished I had something to read to get me through the TWO AND A HALF HOURS OF EXPLOSIONS. As we were driving home my son said, "we need a special hand sign in case we ever both want to get up and walk out of a movie again!" Wow. We came up with one by the time we were home.