Just lots of wood, metal and cheese from Michael Bay Watch

Rating: 1/10 (5 July 2009)

And I don't mean lots of wood for Megan Fox. I mean the acting. Shia Labeouf; wheres the beef more like; whats he all about? Whats the draw there? Josh Duhamel was the only decent actor and he was largely in the background. I guess its written for kids. The movie was like a bad migraine; I wanted to sit in a quiet dark room for it all to stop. Effects were good but it does not save the movie at all. I hate the slushy cheesy love ballards that are cut too play when the characters appear together; the slow motion focus on Megan Fox walking and how she appears on screen with her own ballard playing in the background just like a bad cheese laden Peter and the Wolf.