This movie killed my childhood.

Rating: Null/10 (31 December 2009)

I've watched this movie on DVD this week, and all that I have to say is...Wow...It really did suck. It was just so tedious and story-lacking. I couldn't keep up with it, because so much in the movie was going on, like a typical Michael Bay movie. I nearly had the anxiety to actually put the DVD in the bin; it was that bad. They're really, REALLY pushing the 12 certificate, with the immature and cheesy humour, including the giant wrecking ball-shaped testicles that Devastator had, and the amount of humping going on. The stereotype was abysmal, for example, the twins in the movie were stereotyping American black people. With the goofy teeth and the language they use such as "punk-ass bitch." This epically failed as being labelled as humour. All of the dialogue was just plain awful.
The scenery was all just sunsets and explosions repeating themselves for nearly 3 hours. Bear in mind, I did have my earphones in at neutral volume level. The reason being is that my niece was asleep. And the ear-raping sounds still gave me an ear ache. I did have a LOT of hype for this movie, because I enjoyed the first one so much. But when I saw the full movie, I was extremely disappointed, and it made me lose my love for the whole Transformers franchise. This movie had twice as much of what the first movie had, and it was just a whole pile of scrap. No pun intended?! You bet! To conclude on a positive note...Megan Fox. Nuff said.
So whoever that hasn't seen this movie yet, I really do not recommend this piece of sh*t. Unless if you like to have your ears raped for 3 hours and to have the satisfactory to laugh at the dismal "humour" that is in this movie.
Overall score: 2/10. I wish I could rate it less.