Bad

Rating: 2/10 (4 July 2009)

OK, so this movie wasn't what I expected at all.. I had avoided all trailers of the film as to not spoil anything for myself.. Now I wish I had.. It was awful.. Just terrible.. I hated that after everything that happened in the first film, Sam still had no balls and zero appreciation for bumblebee and (even though she annoyed the crap out of me) his girlfriend..I hated how dumb and overly emotional his parents seemed.. I hated how the movie showed "college life" to be one giant orgy.. I hated how there was a (somewhat) cool robot chic that vanished, they might as well not have put her in at all.. I hated that they showed Egyptians as peasants with goats, chickens, and donkeys.. I hated how disrespectful it was to call Mikaela a "ninja" when she wore a traditional Arabic veil, there was no point to that.. I hated how there were 2 robots - who were meant to be black stereotypes- that were useless..I hated that Sam went to Robot heaven.. I hated how at the end of the movie, Mikaela looked like she finished shooting a Victoria's Secret catalogue.. I hated the perverted sex jokes.. I hated that there were too many characters that I couldn't care less about and not enough of the ones we do care about - Optimus Prime, Bumblebee, etc... It got a 2 out of 10 from because I thought there was ONE fight scene that was cool.. But I hated the rest.. It was just BAD