worst movie of 2009 hands down

Rating: 1/10 (18 August 2009)

This is just awful. How does Michael Bay keep getting work? Don't get me wrong, the first transformers sucked but it was The Dark Knight compared to this horse dung. Now i will attempt to list everything that is wrong with this movie( that i can think of there's so much to list i can't remember it all.)#1 The script sucks(if there is one at all). nothing about this movie makes any sense and i mean NOTHING. #2 It's NOT funny at all. The two gang banger robots are not funny just because they talk about farts and genitals. Sam's parents are annoying as hell and the dogs hump hardy har har. #3 Megan Fox. Yeah she's hot but she can't act to save her life. #4 The action sequences are bleary and nauseating. #5 Michael Bay does not know the difference between story and specal effects. He is what makes this atrocity so atrocious. He shouldn't just never be allowed to make another movie again, he should be arrested for releasing this monstrosity upon the world. SHAME ON YOU Mr. Bay. #6 It's way too long. It's not like the Lord of the Rings which was a masterpiece and had a reason for being so long. This just goes on and on and leads to nothing. I thought I would die of boredom. To put it simply this movie sucks. Don't see this movie. It's two and a half hours of your life you will never get back.