Transformers: Revenge of the fallen - on the viewers!

Rating: 4/10 (13 July 2009)

There's always something exploding, blowing up into bits, transforming ALL THE TIME! Extremely cheesy bits (example - last minute escape from bombs exploding etc.) all over the movie makes it all the more of a frustrating experience. The story sucks so bad, and reminds you of "davinci code" BS where the silly kids tries to knock down some strange Chinese symbols he has going in his fckin head! Not to mention two silly monkey faced (no no....really! literally!) robot sidekicks who keep yapping low IQ convos all through the movie timeline...argh! The final icing....the kid dies....100s of soldiers pound on his chest to revive him....they jolt him with a 100 defibs....nothing gets the prick back to life....but a cheesy kiss from Megan fox. There's a brief hop from the current realm into "heaven" where the gods tell him what to do....stick some shitty metal shard into his robot buddy's ass to get him all fired up once again. All this goes on for a whole 2.5 hrs...!
Michael bay...you disappoint :( (feel lighter now after all the mindless ranting!)