Here come the JORDANIANS.......EPIC fail

Rating: 1/10 (24 June 2009)

I went to the midnight showing and stood in line for about an hour to get in and see this. Sure this is a "decent" movie and young kids will love it...but man o man did was it an EPIC FAIL. The huge climatic battle scene at the end was a joke! All we needed in the end was a giant rail gun to defeat them? Devasator was cool to look at but really though is he that easy to kill? SOOOOOOOOOOOO many problems where to start? ummmmm OK how bout
1.OBAMA hates auto-bots! Thats right for some reason they have to bring him up in this movie and i'm guessing hes the same president that wants to kick the auto-bots off the planet?
1A.Then again I think Obama is onto something because it seemed to me that it was the humans that were doing all the killing. but to be honest and fair i couldn't tell the good robots from the bad robots.
2.I could probably count about 5-10 ANTI IRAQ WAR, 9/11 mentions in this film!
3.Ummmmm how many scenes in this movie were used from the first movie? bumble bee dropping his "fight visor". the footage of the predator drone. the same exact Iraqi village used in the first one. Then I knew the same footage of them in the AWAC was coming up and it did! Sheia having to run a gauntlet in the end..which was probably the longest 1 mile run in the history of the planet! i think i could of walked the mile faster. hey they did replace green smoke with orange smoke this time!
4.What was the exact point of the fallen one? to make a splash landing and destroy a 5 billion dollar aircraft carrier? man hes got great aim coming from another planet landing smack dab on the flight deck!
5.So the fallen one announces to the world they aren't alone? Then proceeds to put a bounty on Sheia's head? wow what a plan! i know if that fails we will take his parents hostage and then spring a trap!
6.Loved the stereotype black guy auto-bots even down to the gold teeth? these 2 could have possibly killed a franchise ALA "jarjar"
7.Could the college roommate get any more annoying? Every other scene he's crying and complaining! Then he gets tasered passes out then 30 seconds later hes up and running around?
8.With all of the technology the USA has at its hands and the biggest threat to the world they don't realize that there's a giant alien robot attached to their main military communication satellite?
9.Megatron says that its time to come out from hiding and show the people of earth no mercy? then proceeds to only knock off the flag on the Brooklyn bridge?
10.Just think how far along we would be if archaeologists thought to look behind that wall in the temple? Or you would think they would of detected a big alien device in the middle of the pyramid?
11. Sector 7 guy is able to reach a battleship off the coast with a hand held walkie? when they go to great lengths to stress that the marines with all their great tech are out of communication?
12. HERE COME THE JORDANIANS? what the frak? did i hear that right? Well they did at least send 2 choppers to help
those are just a few of the flaws.....just like bad boys 2 too long and too much unneeded comedy! but hey you gotta love the 20mins of Megan fox slow motion running :)