I wish I could build a time machine and unwatch this movie...

Rating: 1/10 (27 June 2009)

Are you into miniature clown fail-bots humping your leg? Do you like confusion, explosions and big robots?" Do you find yourself watching a movie and going - "Heck, why all this dialog and plot? I just want to see random fight scenes, retarded comic relief and lots of ass?" Then this movie is for you!!! This movie was so bad I actually registered on IMDb so I could rate it 1 and write this review.
This movie is just plain crap. References to President Obama and Swine flu hint at the fact that it must have been filmed in a month. The movie just seems to be prolonged and painful. Scenes are poorly stitched together, and you often find yourself going, wtf? They could remove 50% of the scenes in the movie as they add nothing to the overall plot. Its almost like somebody went "what are we good at? - oh yeah, we are good at animating robots, lets do that for 2 hours" At one stage in the movie it becomes a mix of Indiana Jones and National Treasure? The attempts at adding comic relief are so obvious and painful that it borders on insulting to a viewers intellect. I'm convinced that I left the movie less intelligent than when I went in.