I Feel Sick

Rating: 1/10 (9 July 2009)

First off, why is everything spinning? The dang cameraman can't hold the camera still for a half a second so we can get some perspective on what the heck is going on! To state my credentials for commenting, I make movies too, leave it at that. The mood is all wrong in every scene where the viewer is supposed to feel something. The action sequences are all shaky cam and pyrotechnics. The humor is misplaced and inappropriate for the demographic of the movie.
Mood: Helicopter drops Prime like a sack of moldy oranges during an emotional scene. Why does it drop him, what purpose does this serve? None, it just lets the movie have one more dust cloud.
Action: Prime apparently cuts apart a dozen or so nameless Decepticons before being overwhelmed. Who were these robots? Also, if Shia can RUN to the fight, why couldn't the other auto-bots get there in time as they had been where Shia was before the action sequence started?
Humor: Dog humping, drug using, stereotypical etc. Definitely an attempt to shoehorn humor into dull repetitive action.
Conclusion: No redeeming features, entire thing was obviously mishandled from inception to release.