Complete laughing stock.

Rating: 4/10 (22 November 2009)

Take 90's blockbuster comedy relief and completely butcher it.
Take a great special effects team and spread them so thin with SO many shots to work on that half everything comes out sub-par compared to what you know and have seen them do.
Don't stop blowing stuff up. I don't care if you have a headache. Just be incessantly loud, noisy, and explosive - with zero taste or tact or pacing.
Over-worship Megan Fox to the point that you have a little Transformer humping her leg - seriously - and make her character think it's cute rather than do what any NORMAL girl would do and be disgusted.
Do everything you can to overwhelm the viewer's senses, hoping that he won't see through it and see just how lame of a movie it really is.
Didn't fool me.
Oh yeah, and any time something cool is happening, either go into slow-motion, pan around the subject, or do both - AD NAUSEAM.
Michael Bay, this was almost Uwe Boll status. You seriously need to re-think your approach. It's getting old. Fast.
4 stars for effort, because I know all projects have a lot of love behind them. But this one just fell completely flat.