Worst movie of 2009? I think yes.

Rating: 1/10 (6 August 2009)

I can not for the life of me wonder why the first Transformer's movie was so well received by the public. The Special FX were overdone (of course overdone special FX is Bay's trademark) 99 percent of the jokes were not funny. The storyline was uninteresting, which to be fair is more due to the source material giving little to work with than the movie's own fault.
I wasn't really interested in seeing a sequel in the first place but ended up seeing it anyways at the Drive-in along with Harry Potter and damn everything that was wrong with the first one is multiplied by 100. The special effects are so overused and so over the top that I was almost convinced Bay was making fun of himself. An apple falls in slow motion for Christ Sake! I don't think there was a single scene in the movie that didn't implement computer rendered effects. Not a single joke was funny. The mom getting high was so stupid and overdone. The dog's humping was pointless and stupid. The movie was too long for an incoherent mess of a plot.
In short this movie makes the first one look like Citizen Kane by comparison.