Horrible, Terrible. Awful. Avoid at all cost.

Rating: 1/10 (16 July 2010)

This movie, was absolutely HORRIBLE.
Okay, so first of all it was boring as hell. There were many times, where i wanted to switch this load of crud off. The story line is completely pointless. The textures and lighting were unpleasant resulting in actors and actresses skin looking greasy, dirty and ORANGE.
Megan fox is completely unnecessary to the story, her character does nothing except for walk in on Her boyfriend cheating with some hoe ass robot.
The jokes were so god damn lame it was as if Ben stiller's retarded cousin had written them. Oh its SOOOO funny to see your mum on hash cookies. NOT.
CGI? Myyy god.. the CGI! Wayyyyy too much CGI. It was like i was watching toy story, robot edition having a CGI orgasm all over the screen. The big robot battles, there was hardly ANY sound effects????!!!?! Just pings and pangs...
If the navy had a rail gun, why did they not just shoot every transformer with it? Ohhhh and the gangster robots? WHAT THE HELLLL was THAT? Was Michael bay trying to reinvent Jar-Jar Bink's in the form of two lame ass robots? This movie was a piece of trash. Don't rent it. Don't buy it. Don't waste your broadband on it. AVOID IT.