Worst movie since Matrix 3

Rating: 1/10 (24 June 2009)

This was a Truly terrible film. After seeing this film, I asked all my friends (who saw the film independently) to rate the film out of 10. It scored and average of 2.5
I'm not even kidding about this - please do not watch this film. It was appalling. One of my friends suggested he'd have a better time going to the see side and hurling 10 £1 coins into the sea!
OK, so why's it so bad? MICHAEL BAY like all humans loves money. No effort was put into script writing. The dialogue was appalling... I think my least favourite aspect of the film was the introduction of 2 "gangsta" autobots who tried to talk like they were "from da hood". AWFUL!!
There was a joke at the end pertaining to the testicles of a decepticon. One of my friends compared it to going to see a stand up show where the comedian defecated on the audience for 3 hours then told a knock knock joke. It got no laughs whatsoever. In fact, about 1/3 of the audience were asleep at this point because of 30 minutes of BORING fighting.
I think the CGI and action scenes took a turn for the worse in this movie. Also: there was no suspense, unlike in Transformers 1. Anything that was good about Transformers 1 has been removed to make this movie.
After the first movie, the 2 main comments to Michael Bay were:
1) REMOVE THE HUMANS and 2) FFS, PUT PRIME'S MASK BACK ON!!
So Bay responds by keeping Prime's TERRIBLE lips and adding more useless humans to the mix. As if that's not enough, he introduces some new transformers that talk like gangstas. The introduction of these robots made me so angry, I felt sick. I like my giant robot battles to be serious and dark (like the trailer suggests). Thanks false advertising.
I'm not sure I can continue with this review without getting SUPER cross. Please, just do not go see this movie. If you're curious, wait until it is out on DVD and download it. Do not, under any circumstances, pay money to view this movie. You'll feel robbed and almost certainly demand your money back!