Nothing to Offer

Rating: 1/10 (24 June 2009)

I gave it two out of ten because I didn't have the heart to give it just a 1, since it's going to be (and has been) widely slaughtered by critics and audiences alike.
There is not one redeemable thing about this movie.
It is very loud, quite fast, and still completely boring.
The actors can't really act, the writers can't really write... the special effects were alright, though, I'll give it that.
I don't get the deal with this Megan Fox chick either- she's not worth shelling any money to see, so if you're thinking of buying a ticket to look at her save yourself the money.