Worst movie I've ever seen

Rating: 1/10 (22 October 2009)

I actually liked the first movie, but this second one was absolutely terrible.
It was the first movie I ever wanted to walk out of the theater in the middle of.
Robot testicles. John Tuturro's hairy ass. Ebonics speaking robots. Leg humping robots. Shia being sent back to life by a committee of robot Jesus'es.
Oh, and then there's the hot chick terminator, er transformer, who tries to seduce Shia at school. What the hell is that? Transformers do not look like humans.
The movie takes two and a half hours to go absolutely no where.