Long, boring and stupid.

Rating: 3/10 (18 December 2009)

My god this was boring. I can't believe I got "forced" into watching this *beep*. The first one was OK but by the end of this one I was almost asleep.
Lets start with the basics. The characters were mostly empty as hell and uber-clichÃ©. The humor? I'm not even sure retarded monkeys will laugh at some of these jokes. I'm not a Michael Bay hater, in fact I like most of his films but this one was an extreme step down.
The only light spots were the always amazing John Torturro and a comic relief old-timer robot. Oh and the special effects were great of course, I have to give it points for that. But the action was so over done. If you get excited by explosions and gunfire this could be the film for you but there was so much of it that it became extremely tiring.
My advice is to do what I did for multiple months. Stay the hell away from it. If you see a copy scream, run and hide. This can't possibly be worth 2 and a half hour of anyone's life. This is a bad movie. 3/10.