Explosion x Explosion + Explosion = Not a Good Film

Rating: 3/10 (26 June 2009)

I didn't really go into watching this film with high expectations as the first is pretty much awful, i mean Orci and Kurtzman must have been downing Jugs of Vodka when they came up with "Lets have the Autobots and Decepticons Fight over a Pair of Glasses".....anyways back to the new film, The revenge of the Fallen is Just the pits, at least in the first one there was the occasional funny one liner but in this one there is nothing..... Dogs humping, countless pussy jokes by those moronic twin robot, in fact that whole college scene which lasts like an hour is just awful, When the mum got high and jumped on the guy i just cringed.
Shia is a really one dimensional actor, all he knows is smart mouthed Punk, the way he interacts with his parents, the way he reacts in times of despair except when there's a really cheesy love scene....in fact and this goes back to the first film why in the hell was there a need for a love story in a transformers film?
Megan Fox just runs around in slow mo for pretty much the entire film
You know what really irks me the most though is the fact that all the Decepticons are this metallic grey, you cant tell them apart! its just plain annoying and i have no idea why they did this....in fact it really bugs me when film makers don't stay faithful to the original source, i mean if they want to make films to a wider audience then hell just make a different film the only thing Bay has done impressively in this film is blow things up, dunno if its just me but this does not constitute in a good film! I couldn't stop laughing when there was a shot of a plane coming over a sunset horizon, you couldn't help yourself bay could you! In my opinion Star Trek was a much better Action film.
To sum up this film is Rotten