Worst Film Ever!

Rating: 1/10 (1 September 2009)

Michael Bay does what Michael Bay does best - He blows stuff up. Just look past all the explosions and Megan Fox and what kind of film do you have? Now i initially Loved this film, literally i was mesmerised by how awesome i thought it was, i saw it 4 times. Though then i came to my senses. Just look at the characters. Megan Fox is just a sex object in the film. There's absolutely nothing to her character, she's just something for all of us guys to stare at and drool over. It also rips off Smallville and Indiana Jones. Clarke sees symbol, and they actually went to the same place in Jordan where Indiana Jones was filmed to find the tomb of the primes. The plot is very poorly thought out. I mean a machine which harvests suns, what were they thinking??? Then there's when the big transformer which sucks everything up. Cars and everything else is being sucked into it and they 2 guys are running away from it without a problem. There's even a shot where a caravan is being torn to shreds by it though right in front is a table with cutlery on which remains perfectly unaffected and intact. Then there's the Matrix thing which resurrects anything. Why not just resurrect all the original Primes right there? It worked for Optimus and Megatron (who in the last film died and the commentary said something like 'the pressure that far below sea level will crush him'...obviously not. Then there's just awful mathematics in the film. 5 Transformers go down to resurrect Megatron. They kill one when they are down there, then Megatron gets resurrected. So still 5 of them right? No, you would be wrong as the human submarine detects 6 transformers coming to the surface. How did someone not spot this major error? Then there's Shia Lebouf who gets hit by an explosion and dies but then seems to go to Robot heaven and talk to the original Primes. He's a human who goes to robot heaven?!?! How did this happen?? In this scene Megan Fox says 'I Love you, you can't die' In just another scene which steals from The Matrix. The Fallen. Apparently a Wizard Transformer. Who Knew? Earlier in the film it said The Fallen was stronger than all the other Primes. So why would he be scared of the single descendant that is left? I mean he could just come down and do a load of wizard stuff and easily destroy him. Why would he wait to come down?? There are so many other things wrong with this film, such as not knowing who is fighting who most of the time, and the stereotypical racism issue etc etc It's even worse than the new GI Joe movie, and that is awful beyond belief, it steals from Everything!