poem on revenge of the fallen: revenge of omegatron

Rating: 1/10 (1 July 2009)

here is a poem (rough) that I made about T:ROTF
Revenge of Omegatron (PG-13)
"let's watch a movie"
"oh, such fun "
"i think the good guys have it won"
"omegatron, is this the end?"
"now hold on boy we must pretend that this whole mess was worth a watch"
(while Micheal bay is chugging scotch)
"now megan fox, bend over more, glance over like a little -"
"War!!! but Micheal bay, before we start, how do we tell ourselves apart?"
"hell, i don't know just kick some ass! i learned this all in film class now shia, try to look confused and megan, well, i'll let you choose now guys, i'll tell you, i'm so proud this movie is so freaking loud! and jar-jar ain't got jack on me: the idiot twins just made me pee- but wait up there it's way too short i'll have to add a new cohort - The Fallen Turd will be his name"
PG-13
(that's not insane)
"i know this isn't Oscar fluff but entertaining, awesome stuff"
and many watch it with dismay we owe it all to Mr. Bay for screwing up our cinemas what good has this film done for us? omegatron, you've doomed us all more stupid sequels, not a stall
omegatron:
"I'ts not my fault I shouted 'stop, hold on and halt!' They'll never learn and this is why: 'newfilm in2012' the end is nigh"