First half is poor writing, second half is poor CGI/action sequences

Rating: Null/10 (26 June 2009)

Well, what can I say that was good about this movie? If you're between the ages of 8 and 15 you will enjoy this movie. If you are immature or brain dead or easily amused, you will like this movie. There are explosions, cheesy dialog, awesome cars and military vehicles, and tons of hot chicks to ogle your eyes at.
Now, if you're a parent or a movie goer like me who remembers when Transformers came out, you will either be appalled by one or more of the following:
1. dogs having sex (more than once shown) 2. decepticon checking out a young woman 3. decepticon cussing 4. decepticon humping a leg of a young woman 5. twin auto-bots with possible racist names portraying a racial stereotype 6. main character's mom eating pot 7. decepticon referring to another man's hair as looking like pubic hair (possible racial stereotype) 8. camera ogling female body parts (almost to an uncomfortable point(especially since there are so many children in the audience)) 9. displaying of a man in a thong, right when you're not expecting it
So there it is. The action is confusing at times. The scenes move too quickly. The character are not introduced properly so you can't tell who they are at times. The Fallen has a scene where he is talking to his fellow decepticons, and you can't even tell what's going on. Starscream just flies around and around. This movie should have not been made. It reminds me of Star Wars Episode 1, and even that was better than this. If Spielberg had his name on this project, he should have killed it! Give me the old cartoons or comic books any day.