That Michael Bay should be fired!

Rating: 3/10 (28 July 2009)

First of all, he did bad enough by ruining the looks of classic Transformers that we so fondly grew up with by turning them into huge, unsightly piles of Swiss Army knives that swarm around by themselves in the first movie.
Now he has completely filled the second movie with nothing but hooker-wannabes and stupid, juvenile attempts at laughs to win the younger audience (actually, the very last members of the original Transformers fandom just turned 20 this year, just in case he doesn't know.) In addition, he probably thinks of true love as hitting upon tuna-lipped porn stars like Megan Fox.
Michael Bay, thank you very much for tainting the very image of our beloved, funny robot characters for money and personal gain. So just go away and grow up, please.