Yeah, I'm going to have to blame the fans for this one

Rating: Null/10 (8 July 2009)

ORIGINALLY POSTED: 29 June 2009
Let me put it to you this way. If all you want to watch two robots fighting each other, you will not like this film. What you will experience instead are the following; Giant robot testicles, John Turturro's scrotum and buttocks, two dogs humping nonstop, robots humping humans, non-stop close-ups of Megan Fox's clothed private parts, a giant robot penis, endless amounts of sex jokes in general, robot heaven, robot black racist stereotypes, conspiracy theorist stereotypes, a mentally handicapped college professor compare himself to god, a woman going crazy from exposure to marijuana, two second transportation across the world over and over, a girl speed racing to Washington from LA, a guy not caring that a robot has saved his life constantly, characters getting killed and then magically being alive again, obnoxious and annoying subplots involving human characters that we couldn't possibly even begin to care about, pretentious and shameless Michael Bay advertisements for his other work, lots of falling wheels, lots of falling cars, lots of falling cogs, lots of falling bolts, lots of falling pieces of random scrap metal that breaks apart far too easily, lots of people not caring that giant robots are fighting in the middle of the city, lots of really bad dialogue, lots of confusing gray colored robots with no discernible features, endless amounts of plot holes, endless amounts of scenes of characters pointing out plot holes and then being shut up, and NO PLOT. There is nothing here. Not even the fight scenes manage to satisfy. It's all just a lot of endless noise and machinery flying all over the place for no reason! Occasionally you'll get a lackluster view of robots holding onto each other and shoving each other and that's it! I actually enjoyed the first film, mind you. It wasn't good or anything, but it was entertaining. TRANSFORMERS: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN is just junk, plain and simple. There is, literally, nothing. There's no reason to care, no reason to watch, and no reason to waste money on it. It is just junk. That's the best way I can describe it. Junk. I'm so glad I saw this for free because if I had paid to see this I probably would never go see a Michael Bay film ever again.
By the way, I've noticed that this comment has gotten reported and taken down three times now by snooty fanboys. That just goes to show you the crass mentality of some of the fans of this film.