Robo Jar Jars

Rating: 1/10 (23 November 2009)

What the Heck happened between Movie one and Two? The Jokes got Stupid, the plot Disappeared, Character development went Bye, Bye, and the Art direction took a dirt nap. Most of the Robots look so bizarre they passed alien and skipped right on to alienating. between their appearance and the absolute void of Autobot Character development or even proper introduction there was no emotional attachment to them which is kinda Odd for a movie called Transformers. The whole movie was about Shia Labouef's Struggle to cope with having the worlds hottest girlfriend and being surrounded by giant robots. He whined and moaned the whole time and there is no one in the world who sympathized. he has the best life ever and we are all struggling to pay our bills. All of this is unfortunate because the dude is really funny. And that brings us to the Humor. It wasn't clever it was just crass and let me be clear I love dirty humor but in the right place and this movie was a poor place to put it. I wanted to share this movie with my daughter who is 6 just like we shared a love of the first movie but this thing was filthy. P.S. F%&* those twin Robots! Hasn't Michael Bay Heard, Jar Jar Binks, Even Jar Jar with potty mouth is hated by all. In closing I didn't care about the characters the story was full of massive plot holes, the humor insulting, and I could go on for ever about how unwatchable the over the top special effects were, you could never follow who was fighting who. If this was Bay's attempt to get out of his contract to do more transformers movies I hope he was successful.