Entertaining As Advertised

Rating: 6/10 (26 June 2009)

Regardless of all the other reviews, everyone knows they got their $10 worth out of this movie. You were entertained for 2 1/2 hours of you would have left. If you thought it sucked and stayed anyways then that shows what a genius you are. Reading some of these reviews cracks me up. People expected this movie to be the Holy Grail of movies and change their lives and cure cancer etc. That's what Obama is for remember. Oh wait, hes failing to deliver just like this movie is.
Pros: Shia LeBeouf is an awesome actor. He nails the character. Who should be playing Sam Witwicky? Zach Efron? ha ha. Seriously though, Zach Efron is a tool. I know Spielberg would agree with me. Who can argue with that? Megan Fox delivers on the sex appeal aspect of the film as expected. You don't have to act when you are that sexy. This has been proved time and time again. Sorry to all the soccer moms out there who want to believe their 14 year old boys aren't interested in boobs. They are. Moving on,the story regarding The Fallen was good. There was a nice variety of Transformers in this one. Special effects, explosions, cleavage shots....all good.
Cons: Apparently the Decepticons have the ability to send a Terminator/hot college chick to kill Sam Witwicky/Sarah Connor. Super Lame. Also, the Decepticons are all massive tanks that transform into buildings while the Autobots are lame bankrupt Chevy wannabe smart cars that transform into out houses. Hardly a fair fight. Also the Decepticons can communicate telepathically and out nubmer the Autobots at a 10:1 ratio. To the soccer moms defense, the college scenes were poorly done...especially the party. Though hot robot chicks are easy. That part was true. All in all, this film was too long and tried too hard to get laughs. Sometimes they succeeded but they had a lot of attempts.
Important Note: Micael Bay stated he added the annoying twins for the comedic value. It's not his fault that stereotypes are true though. If black people relate the the robots that speak broken English with gold teeth and can't read then that's their choice. Don't worry, Obamas free health care will give them more teeth while hard working Americans pay for it. This movie will be a great Blu-Ray. Those who would like to comment, hit me up at waldo9254@yahoo.com.