Save your money, for something less painful

Rating: 1/10 (23 June 2009)

There are few cases where I look at my watch during a FREE movie to see how much pain will be left. As it was Transformers, my childhood favorite, I refused to walk out because of a faint hope that Michale Bay would learn to make a film any moment. I was horribly wrong. Okay, so if you like CG, explosions, slang and street talking robots with gold teeth, nonsensical plot holes, and a sequel that copies the original then this is your movie. But if you like plot, characters, something that resembles the Transformers cartoon of the 80's and 90's, not having your childhood memories used to rob you, and a director that knows what he's doing please for the love of all that is holy, STAY AWAY!!!