Revenge of the F***ed

Rating: 1/10 (15 January 2010)

Whoever let Bay loose on Transformers should be stomped.
Despite the cool CGI and the thrill of the live action, the movies leave *a lot* to be desired. The characterisation are stuffed, the I mean did Bay actually ever really *watch one SINGLE G1 episode? Was he colorblind or deaf? They could have at least got the voice actors to resemble the G1 voices. (Having Optimus looking and sounding right are these movies' only saving grace - despite the fact he wouldn't've blown Demoloshor's brains out like that, without reason -- say the Decepticon was going for a gun, or had a bomb - then Prime would've had no alternative) And look at G1 Megatron, Starscream and Ironhide for example. Ironhide is supposed to be red to represent Iron... And if they can make '84 Optimus look so cool, why couldn't they do the same with Megatron and Starcsream?
The movie also lacked substance and intelligence (like Bay's brain) - & not to mention Starscream (who looked like a stupid chunky monkey)... Well... They say directors like to put a likeness of themselves in the movie ... (No offence intended, Starscream) Man, the G1 Dinobots could've put together a better movie. What's wrong with blockbusters these days?!?!? - look at the uber travesty that is Gi-Joe... I was genuinely surprised to find that wasn't a Bay movie. Perhaps Sommers and he are related? Or they share the same single brain cell. Every other week Bay gets it.
Bay's travesties are nothing but his fantasy of what he wants Transformers to be. If he played with Transformers when he was a kid he probably had his Ravage humping his Soundwave. If he wants to make robot porn movies, let him - but why let this rabid Earth Germ loose on TransFormers? I bet if Revenge of the Fallen was on www.fanfiction.net he'd get crappy reviews and he'd be banned from newsgroups like alt.toys.transformers for being a complete and utter imbecile and a Mary-Sue. As I saw on one fanfic website "Mary Sues will be shot on sight." No wonder Bay didn't submit his stuff there. Ahh  so THAT'S why his Megatron isn't a gun The plot thickens (like Bay's head)
Sadly these new Transformers movies are nothing but Michael Bay's fantasy (puerile at that) on what he wants Transformers to be. He should stick to writing bad fan fiction -- The sad difference is he had connections and $$ to make the movies when the REAL fans who care about the show have to cringe and grit our teeth at how he's raped what we have loved since the 80's (even the 70's if you followed the original Japanese Dialcone toys)
I was hoping for an amazing Oscar winning blockbuster with story, substance, heart and soul like Lord of the Rings. A pity they didn't team Spielberg with Peter Jackson (and have some TF fans on the team).
The REAL fans demand a REAL Transformers movie ... It's not to late to get rid of Bay and do something decent and breathe life once again into that which we love.