Can I give 0 out of 10...or??

Rating: 1/10 (3 July 2009)

From the uninviting opening sequence with a poorly written narrative from the only somewhat redeeming quality of this film (Optimus Prime being that which brings this debacle close to redemption) to the anti-climactic final shots, this film (for lack of a better term) was a wash. Please allow me to site reference, rhyme and reason why (no spoilers).
I just want to get this out in the open, before this tirade of disgust and (less than satisfied) emotion come pissing from my ass, I AM A FAN OF COMIC/TOY/HERO FILMS. Moving on...
MMA (Mixed Martial Arts) apparently had a dynamic impact on the choreography of this flop. Transformers using their knees and elbows, closed and open hand strikes, even a "ground and pound" scattered their droppings on the messy and all around confusing battle scenes where (as Peter Travers, Rolling Stone Magazine put it) you don't even know who is fighting who and who is winning.
Wait, are there any winners when it comes to this film? Seems like a solid last place, fat kid on the basketball court, OJ Simpson for "Husband of the Year" award snow balls chance in Hell to me.
Megan Fox (may I move on with this rant, please). Megan Fox... well.... I believe the "Politically Correct" term for the manner in which she is portrayed in this film would be "scantily clad". She was dressed like a 15 year old on their older sisters college campus, man, desperate for attention. The wardrobe department took what is a naturally beautiful woman and made her a skank, no thank you, I'll stick to the Today Show interview version of Fox instead.
Shai (I could check IMDb for proper spelling but he isn't worth a second tab on my screen) Le-BadActor (that's his last name, right, or wait no it was a joke) could not act his way out of a wet paper bag. I'll be honest, I can't act for sh*t dude, but I'll call him out any day but Sunday (gotta keep the Sabbath holy babies). He needs to just stop, right now.
Actually you know what, I'm going to stop right now myself, I can't believe I wasted even more time on this crap shoot than the 2.5 painful hours spent in the confines of the theater. This is just ridiculous man, this movie didn't need elicit a well thought response, what a waste.
Last word then I'm going to drink bleach and Drano and try and purge this toxic waste from my body, this film is a 0 out of 10 to me. Poor editing, poor writing, a poor film maker on a power trip, too much money wasted on what weren't remotely convincing CGI... A total wash.
Epic fail.
F*ck you, Michael Bay.