Terrible plot, acting and action

Rating: 3/10 (19 March 2015)

This is one of the worst movies i have ever seen. The effects aren't even that good. The dramatic moments have no real emotional impact. And the writing is terrible.
I am going to show you some quotes:
"I know, and I want to help you, I do, but I am not some alien ambassador, you know? I'm a normal kid with normal problems. I am where I'm supposed to be. I'm sorry, I... I really am."
"And you will, my apprentice, in time. For millennia, I have dreamed of my return to that wretched planet where I, too, was once betrayed by the Primes I called my brothers. Only a Prime can defeat me... and now, only one remains."
(sarcasm) That is some good dialogue right there, real subtle, it is really normal that people communicate through exposition. You do hear a lot of werewolves talking about silver, or vampires talking about the sun.
You don't care about any of the characters, the only character that is somewhat cool is Optimus Prime. Megan Fox and Shia la bitch are not compelling at all.
The comedy is not funny. Comedy is subjective, but this is the lazy writing. The mom is one of the most annoying characters of all time.
Some of the action is fun, I like the forest fight. Most of it sucks. The directing and editing is so incomprehensible you can barely tell what is going on. The movie follows a basic 3 act structure, and you can predict a lot of the events.
The worst thing of the movie is this: it is booooooooooooooooooooriiiiiiiiiiiiing. It is about 2 hours 30 minutes.
Avoid it.