Not as bad as terminator 5

Rating: 5/10 (30 June 2009)

Terminator Salvation is without doubt one of the worst movies I have ever seen in my life - an incoherent, stupid stupid stupid film, made by stupid people for stupid people. After reading some of the extremely negative reviews on this site for Transformers ROTF, I was expecting it to be just as bad. Fortunately, it wasn't. Now, don't get me wrong, Transformers ROTF is not a good movie by any means. The humor in it is puerile (lots of dogs humping, robots with giant metal testicles, mums on drugs etc.), the plot is barely present, the young female characters mostly look like porn stars, and it does veer towards right-wing propaganda at one point, but at least the story is coherent ... no "WTF, that makes absolutely no sense!!! was this script written by a special-needs child on acid?!?!?" moments, as with T5.