Erm... No... No, thank you!

Rating: 1/10 (28 September 2009)

A few choice words to describe this film: Malignant / Vicious / Repugnant / Vile / Life Sapping / Soul Leeching / Painful / Barbaric / Nauseous / Wilfully Rude / Atrocious.
I DEMAND the last 2 hours and fifteen minutes of my life back!
To be frank, this film should come with a health warning, I think it is quite immoral to inflict this level of abuse on perfectly reasonable folk. I mean, what did I do to deserve this? I lead a quiet, trouble free life, why did they punish me like this. WHY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
OK, so the special effects were good, and taken that this is it's strongest assets, why did they put the humans in it... what did they bring... nothing. As it is, the continues awfully cheesy comedy moments lower the tone again... and again... and again, to the point where I no longer held the will to live. I can't comment on the full film, none of the people I was watching it with actually made it to the end.
It would of been better to just see the robots scrapping, but not the twins, never the twins.
AND WHERE IN THE NAME OF HELL WAS UNICRON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!