A steaming dung heap of a movie....

Rating: 1/10 (9 November 2009)

I liked the first film a little, silly stuff that sort of worked.
This mess on the other hand is one of the most unwatchable films I have ever seen. First of all Megan Fox can not act, she is self conscious, boring and doesn't seem to even care. The fact that they keep panning all over her body is just sad if that's what they need to sell this garbage. The idea that Fox is dating LaBeouf is simply silly, especially the way she acts like a tramp hanging over the bike pretending to airbrush. In the real world she would be hit on 24/7 and never stay with this loser.
What college doesn't allow freshman to have cars? College is optional and your paying to go there, they can't tell you if you can drive or not and how would they know? Your new roommate has a business/creepy stalking set up in your room and you are not allowed to change roommates?? They sell your mother pot on campus?? Is this fashion model school with no normal people? When did Princeton become a party school?
Why would a robot cry? Why do robots from another planet have black accents and why are they ever a car during combat, aren't they faster as themselves??? The entire story about the stupid thing they need to get is distracting, implausible and moronic and there is so much action you are desensitized by it after a while.
The amount of ad placement in this is nauseating. State Farm, Audi, Chevy, Cisco, etc.
I couldn't even get all the way through this nonsense, not recommended unless you are 9 years old or an adult with a death wish.
Michael Bay is simply the worst director in the world.