1 star for the movie / 10 for Mr. Bay

Rating: 1/10 (25 June 2009)

OK, let me start off by saying that I am not a racist, but I think Transformers with gold-teeth is completely "whack". This film caters to the lowest common denominator in society. I know its just a summer action flick, but c'mon, Mr. Bay, can't you do better than this?...apparently not. Look, I love a great robot fight, and explosions as much as the next immature 41-year-old, but please, at least make an effort to employ the context of a plot or at least some interesting characters. If I wanted to sit through a Saturday morning 2 1/2-hour long toy commercial, I would have stayed home in my P.J.'s and watched the adverts on Nickelodeon. Anyway, congratulations Mr. Bay, you have now joined the ranks of such great filmmakers as Paul Verhoven, Mc "D" (I mean "G"), and Ed Wood. Uh,...never mind, at least Ed Wood made an effort,... oh, and he had no money...
To sum it up, 1 star for the movie, and 10 Stars for Mr. Bay, as the worst Director in Movie History.
Good Luck with Transformers III, Revenge of the Movie-going Public. I hear it stars Shia Labarf, Will Smith, and Kianu Reeves.
Here is an sample of the script: "Dude, Yo, Whoah!!!"
-nuff said.