Mind-bogglingly, spectacularly awful

Rating: 1/10 (23 June 2009)

Hideously long and boring, offensive racial stereotypes, indistinguishable robot designs, completely incoherent action sequences and "comedy" which makes "Scary Movie 4" look like "Dr Strangelove".
And mouth-breathers will lap it up. The decline of Western civilisation continues.
In all seriousness, the spectacularly bloated nature of this film may have a lot to do with the absence of "supervision" from Mr Spielberg. This movie really, truly is astonishingly awful.
I'm dumbstruck.
Quite possibly The Worst Film I've Ever Seen.