Bay's worst movie since Armageddon

Rating: 1/10 (30 June 2009)

I'm normally a fan of Bay's movies, except from Armageddon which I really, really hate.
The list of reasons why this movie suck is endless. Two and a half hours is a long time, if you don't have the story to back it up. None of the humor that worked in the first Transformers, which I love, works here. Sam's mom is incredibly annoying and Megan Fox couldn't act if her life depended on it.
There is no plot in this movie and yet endless plot-holes. They've already been mentioned by others, but I will mention one: Bumblebee is completely unaware that Sam has a Decepticon in human disguise in his car/Bumblebee. That particular Decepticon is a complete and way too obvious rip-off of The Terminatrix in Terminator 3. But the scene where it tries to seduce Sam is the only scene in the entire movie that is just a little creepy and actually works. The movie is in general way too childish and tries way too hard to be funny. The robots have more screen time than the actors and cgi-characters cannot replace real actors. The scene where Optimus was talking to a politician was so horrible and annoying. Speaking of that, why the hell was Obama mentioned by name?? Usually the president is fictitious, so why mention the real president? I don't think Obama is too happy to be associated with this pile of monkey-crap anyway.The scene on Cybertron was annoying and childish. And all the scenes with Agent Simmons and Leo (who looks almost exactly like Shia, why is that Bay??) should have been cut out of the movie. None of the romantic scenes work and should have been cut out as well. And Bay should be ashamed of advertising for his own previous movies in both the first Transformers and in this one.
Bay are of course already planning a third movie. And just like the Pirates sequels and the Matrix sequels, the third one will suck too. I hate sequels clearly made only for the money with no story, no hart, no nothing, except huge action-sequences and annoying attempts of humor that falls flat on its ass.
I hope Bay will some day come to his senses and make a movie again like The Rock. Still his best movie ever, with the best acting, best score and best everything.
Bay has proved that he is only making movies for the money. Not because he likes to tell stories or enjoys directing, which he is not very good at by the way. Bay was so busy trashing the robots in Terminator Salvation, but even though Salvation still sucks it's a far better movie that this one.
Witch just proves that without a descent script, you got nothing. Not the biggest explosion ever with actors on set can make up for a script, written while Bay was sitting on the can.
Avoid this movie at all cost!!