Waste of time and money

Rating: 1/10 (28 June 2009)

This is the first time I'm writing a comment on IMDb. I really don't know where to begin. I never wanted a movie to end so badly. This movie was a torture right from the beginning.
Everybody's acting was amazingly awful. The story was hard to follow and there was a potpourri of action going on. It was hard to find out which robots were on the good side. Later I figured out that the robots firing at Sam were the bad ones although I thought all of them were firing at him for his bad acting.
Shia's job in the movie was to scream like a little girl which he did really well. Megan's job was to look beautiful and not act which she also did really well and rest of the cast followed the two leads...really well.
There were some out of the blue moments in the movie where they tried to show some drama and some comedy (which was also cheap comedy...dogs and robots humping!) which did not fit well at all plus the cheap double meaning jokes by the bawdy physics professor. College life can not be misrepresented as badly as this movie does. and you'll never know what the hell was Ramon Rodriguez's role in the movie. But he did a good job at being funny at 2 or 3 occasions especially with the taser.
In this movie you'll see everything even a "Robot Heaven" where Sam goes after he dies for a while and meets the other heavenly robots who give him the wisdom of his life...The movie will also take you back to 17000B.C. even further into history than 10000B.C. (another awful movie) and will show you how humans and robots looked at that time...you'll see how American army can go anywhere in the world and bomb any desert they want (this time it was Jordan, Egypt) and just when I thought I had seen everything they came up with a pyramid that could destroy the Sun ...
The action sequences were painful...shaky camera...metallic objects flying here and there...hard to figure out which robot was good or bad...bad background score...dialogues going on in between action scenes that don't make sense...Shia and Megan outrunning monstrous robots...etc etc etc...
Take a blender and mix Transformer 1 + soft porn + 10000BC + American pie + national treasure + throw in some bad music cd's that you were going to throw in trash and tada you get Transformer 2 the revenge of the fallen