Fanastic balance of Humor and Action. FUN MOVIE!

Rating: 8/10 (3 July 2009)

Okay, I got done reading about a collective 20 or so reviews that put down this movie. I think morons are infesting the internet ten fold these days. Now - I do welcome idiots, they make me feel superior. But why must you fester on a website such as prestigious as this one? Now, let me smother the resulting comments with some simple logic. If you are going to see transformers to see some Fitzgerald epic or a in-depth adult drama, you first of all, need to ensure you never breed. Movie-entertainment was made to make a medium of entertainment even more simple for the lazy and illiterate. If you cannot make the simple differences between let's say - Body of Lies to Transformers series, there is a problem with your brain and I suggest you have yourself checked for tumors immediately.
Transformers is a fun movie. They don't take themselves seriously (which as it would seem many basement-children do). The movie is made for three basic things. Action, Comedy, and Comic-book melody. All of which are great.
The movie is great for fans, (and this is to also reflect away the morons who are incapable of seeing a plot), as they bring back Primus/Unicron/TheOne mythology into the movie. Now they do have some points that are inaccurate - but nothing is perfect. They bring back in (and this is not a spoiler, this is common knowledge to the Marvel Comics Lore set over 24 years ago) the Matrix, the seven Primes, the Fallen, and the constructions. Oh and of course as you may have heard the real deal - Soundwave.
The movie has a great mix of Robot on Robot, Human on Robot, and all that action. The opening sequence does a great job of summarizing the relations on Earth and the new Robots to be starring in the film. Michael Bay and the genius' at the CG studios learned from their earlier mistakes and fixed all the lighting and panel/vector problems to make the robot fights easier to follow and thus way way more epic.
The movie also has a great brand of humor that makes the movie even better. Sorry, if you're to mature to laugh at a stoned mother on a college campus tackling Frisbee-kids, then you need to get a monocle and move to South Africa, because you don't belong.
Again, if you go to see this movie as a moron (read above) then you'll hate this. If you go to see the movie as an Old Transformer fan or simply a person looking for a FUN movie. You will like this and probably suggest it to your non-idiotic friends. And yes, I'd like to take this moment in suggesting over 400 people on this site lack the ability to watch movies as a critic.