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Rating: 1/10 (7 June 2011)

When my boy fires up this movie, I'm like "hey Shia LaBeouf is a pretty good actor!" and then I was like "wow, they got Optimus Prime's voice spot on!" I think those are the only two good things about the movie.
Let me tell you right now, son. These transformers look awful. All the decepticons look the same. I could never tell which one was megatron or starscream. The worst part of all, however, is that they all have human mouths. and when they talk, their faces move. like I mean, the metal parts of their faces stretch out like they were just painted on someone's cheek. Why use CGI if you're gonna make it look that tacky? Might as well just use guys in costumes. Am I right, men?
But check it out, the humans have this fragment of the "all star" which is a doomsday device that can drain our sun of all its energy. and the decepticons want to get their hands on it cuz they're evil and awesome. The autobots wanna help, but the humans are all "nah we're good, we got that all locked away nice and tight." What? They're alien robots with super technology! Come on! and then the movie makes the military look like incompetent buttholes that can't even aim as the decepticons use their super technology to steal the device.
The worst part of all is when optimus prime dies. He drives off into the woods and his autobot buddies are right behind him. But then his buddies disappear for like 20 minutes, while he has to fight every decepticon in the universe all by himself. Then he pops glowing blades out of his hands. Not guns, but glowing blades, and fights everyone like he's in the game God of War. RIGHT after he dies, the other autobots finally show up. I guess they all got a flat tire at the exact same time. Then there's all this drama and blah blah, and then Shia LaBeouf says "...bring Optimus Prime back to life!"
This movie will insult your intelligence no matter how old you are. This movie bad.