A disgrace to one of the world's defining mediums: cinema.

Rating: 1/10 (4 November 2016)

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen is Michael Bay's ball-sack; it smells awful, looks awful and he keeps shoving his ego right in your face; this movie is as horrible as the man's directing skills. He can't actually direct movies. He's an effects-slave.
Revenge of the Fallen is a feature-length headache that makes big-budget blockbusters look all-round bad, even though a lot of them are never THIS bad. This is like below rock bottom for a film to go. There is no plot, the acting sucks, the visual effects whilst being complex don't make for pretty sights for the eye. The Autobots are CGI-ed excretions of effects whenever they're fighting Decepticons. This film promotes cinematic ugliness instead of cinematic beauty. It doesn't even try to show 'beauty through ugliness' like The Elephant Man did; Revenge of the Fallen is just ugliness incarnate.
Thankfully, there are thousands of other movies to watch readers, and I promise you that THEY don't offer headaches like this one did for me. If you want a real movie, watch Inglorious Basterds or Django Unchained. Go and watch the 1985 Transformers The Movie (or the original show) instead of Michael Bay's steaming multi-million-dollar turds.
To sum it up: stay away from this 80s mocking rubbish.