There's nothing left to expect from Michael Bay anymore

Rating: 2/10 (4 February 2011)

I am completely Baffled that i sat through this movie, you've heard it all on the news to people around you, yes it sucks! I don't even know where to begin, OK the beginning was getting good then as you go farther into the movie to look for the story, it just drops dead with lousy humor and wanna be Oscar winners, the story goes on into lower debt of this Horrendously high budget film, the only thing they should have done with a 200 million dollar budget was firing Michael Bay off the project, don't get me wrong i like Bay but the only thing he feels that his movies needs for us fans is for the experience to be good.
Everybody knows typical Michael Bay, he spends more time on sound and special effects more than the story and the acting, he likes money and making money and how this movie made a lot is way beyond me, seriously i'm starting to go off topic Anyways as you go in further of the story you find yourself trapped in plot holes, stupid humor then a horrible attempt of a cheat scene with Shia LaBeouf getting dry humped by a human transformer, then blasts of an unbearably loud-ass sound that make you go deaf, then a huge robot fight happens then stupid humor, then more humor, then a huge montage of the worst action sequences of the whole movie when they were in Egypt then oh when is Megan Fox gonna show here boobs, then those awesome Robots you've gotten to know and love from the first? made themselves Ghetto dear lord i feel bad for those old commercial voice actors i'm sure they still want to kick Bay's ass, and then oh oh what the hell did you expect from this movie? OK so Transforming Fighting Alien-Robots, Hot Babes, and Humor would equal a pretty good damn good man's movie but sorry to spill your beer all over the TV but you may find it very stupid and not even in a good way The First was amazing, i still call it Michael Bay's best movie, but he tried way to hard for this one, too big of budget and too big of a waste of time The Epic Fail of the decade! maybe the Third won't be as bad but knowing Michael Bay don't be surprised