The Worst Film I've Ever Had the Misfortune to Witness

Rating: 2/10 (21 February 2015)

There are too many things wrong with this movie. I could talk about the obnoxious characters, the offensively racist stereotypes, the bloated runtime, the repetitive and mind-numbing finale, the over-the-top CGI set-pieces which the film seems to be built around instead of a decent plot or narrative, or the film's purpose as a shameless money grabbing spectacle instead of making any kind of important contribution to the world of cinema. But instead, I shall say only this.
Whoever wrote the dialogue does not know the difference between a scrotum and testicles.
On a positive note, though; if you ever have too much faith in humanity, this is definitely a good choice to turn to.