This movie sucks so much i wanted to kill myself while watching it

Rating: 1/10 (23 July 2009)

Well, I suppose I was expecting a little too much from this movie. And with my high expectations, I watched the movie. I should of known. Michael Bay has never ever made a movie with a good story or acting. In the first film, he was under the wing of Spielberg, and it turned out to be a blast. A couple of care free hours where giant transforming robots seem to become a part of reality. With great action scenes, some dialouge that wasn't half bad, and some hilarious moments made this one of the best films of 2007.
But when Dreamworks saw how much money the movie made for them, they decided, hey, let's give Michael Bay more freedom next time, cus he executed this one pretty darn well. And of course, Michael's mind consists of explosive action, err, explosive action, err, lame comedy, cr*ppy dialouge and a plot with so many subplots that you get easily confused. A subplot can go away for a while and then just suddenly pop back into the film, and your like, wait, weren't you just talking about something else. And then before you know it, there's more action again. Half an hour in and I was bored as hell. That first half hour is actually okay. The action isn't so consistent and actually pretty good, the dialouge is exceptable and there's actually a few quite funny moments. But then Optimus Prime dies and it pretty much goes downhill from there. When Optimus died, I felt myself feeling no emotions, and when Sam died, I was just like ,yeah, yeah, get on with it, and of course, the little b**tard comes back to haunt us. The climax of the film is so dull, It's just running, shouting and stuff blowing up. By god I hope they lock Michael Bay into some rocket and send him into orbit around the moon. Lock the doors and destroy the key and leave his crazy mind to go wild, instead it boring the hell out of all of us people of Earth. Bad director=bad movie. Nuff said.