Michael Bay Presents: Explosions! Explosions! Explosions!

Rating: 10/10 (17 November 2009)

I have reviewed this movie and Orphan before, but with new fans of my reviews and a change of time I feel it necessary to re-review. so, Transformers 2, oh I'm sorry, Transformers Revenge of the fallen, or TROTF for short. take off the first T and we have ROTF. which is close to Rolf which can be said as Ralph, so I'm just going to call this movie Transforming Ralph cuz it sounds cool, and if I had a dog named Ralph who could transform that'd be cool too. anyways, Transforming Ralph is a movie that inspires kids not to do drug-- no wait... it makes u wanna murder yur mother in la-- dammit... ah! here we go. *ahem* Transforming Ralph is a movie that will catch you by the throat at the very beginning and not let go until the end. constant explosions, action, drama, and a deep story/plot that keeps you on the edge of your seat the entire movie. with he return of favorites such as Bumblebee and Irnohide, and the introduction of new (and just as lovable) characters such as the Twins (Skids and Mudflap) and Sideswipe. The movie features a more in depth intense plot this time around with a non-stop action packed thrill ride that leaves you almost breathless. it's a like if you hooked up an IV full of Mountain Dew to a diabetic monkey with ADHD. and it's not just the action, no no. the jokes. many scenes contain the "smart ass" humor of 2009 mixed with hidden sexual innuendos to make it more relateable to the teenage community and not just the 140-something year olds who grew up with the cartoon. overall, this was the BEST action movie of 2009, hands down. my rating: 10/10