Two Thumbs Six Feet Under

Rating: 1/10 (21 March 2010)

Spend the 3 hours you sit waiting for it to become a good movie out throwing a ball with your kids. I have to write 10 lines about this movie? The first was adequate advice. It was a mess. There was no plot, the dialog was a mess, the graphics are a mess, the parents are a cartoon within a cartoon (every line that comes out of the mother's mouth made me flinch). Megan Fox has no business being on the big screen. Enough of that already, let her model. Still photos of her surgical, digital enhancements should be sufficient. There is nothing worse than people who made a blockbuster going back to the money tree and shaking it until it's dead. Don't see it. Don't put any more money into Michael Bay's pockets.