a perfect popcorn movie!

Rating: 9/10 (28 June 2009)

after reading reviews I've decided that there are 3 types of reviewers. there are the kind who take each movie for what it is supposed to be. there are the kind who like to try to impress people with what they say about movies they know will get panned by so called good critics. and last there are the kind who think they are to sophisticated and to good to watch a popcorn movie not based in reality. I've seen a lot of reviews about the transformers and its sequel and most of them are crap reviews written by people who wouldn't know fun if it bit them in the tail end of their ass. first of all the special effects are beyond anything you have seen in a movie before. of course we expect this from Mr.bay. as with most of his movies he breaks up the overly done action with a slim plot mostly filled with jokes and mindless chatter which is fine. thats how popcorn movies work! there are at least 4 laugh out loud jokes and several moments were giggling will occur. the plot may be thin but i found it pretty easy to follow. why these so called critics couldn't follow it is beyond me. maybe they weren't paying attention? maybe they are getting paid to not do their job? maybe they didn't wanna like the movie before they saw it? here is the story. man has teamed up with the autobots to protect earth from the decepticons. the decepticons are hoping to awaken the fallen with an artifact on the earth that will help their cause. is that to hard to understand? sure the movie is 30 minutes to long and it opens itself up for a sequel with a few plot holes but it was expected. bottom line, if your looking for explosions, girls, action, and some laughs you cant go wrong here. if your looking for something that is for fans of marriage shows and soaps like these dead beat critics, look elsewhere. im sure there is a love story or a story about a cancer patient in the same theater.