Is this called the Adventures of Sam Witwicky?

Rating: 1/10 (2 July 2009)

This movie cheesed me off. Firstly, it's a movie you HAVE to watch. I mean, all the hype, and the special effects, you can't not see it.
But having to sit through a script that insults your intelligence no end was pure torture. I couldn't be more relieved when that crock of manure they call a movie ended.
And it's so sad it had to be this way. To see what utter rubbish talentless people can produce with such a great legacy like the Transformers.
If you think a movie about giant robots can't be any good, you haven't seen the cartoons. They were so well written! Each Transformer had distinct personalities - from the wise and patient Optimus, his loyal lieutenant Ultra Magnus, the kind hearted Bumblebee, the maniac Megatron, his conniving Starscream, the faithful Soundwave. Their different characters and voices made them so believable, there was little need to involve actual humans into the story.
Then there were some really cool Transformers like the giant Omega Supreme with his deep booming voice and Fortress Maximus, a whole base that could transform!
There was one story called the Key to Vector Sigma, which I still remember to this day which had so much drama, humour and a thrilling climax between the Autobots & Decepticons! Wow! You don't need big budget, you need creativity, passion and well, you need talent!
Coming back to Transformers 2, all those are lacking. What you get are really, really stupid jokes. I mean, some idiots in the audience laughed, but most were like..WTF? You get too much irrelevant human characters, a story full of gaps in narrative logic, and the really stupid jokes.
Then again, this is the guy who brought us Armageddon & Pearl Habor. I can pretty much guess what T3 will be like, but dammit, I'm still going to see it.