seriously, seriously, seriously bad, and pretentious

Rating: 3/10 (24 June 2009)

I don't know how I got sucked into the hype, but I did, and went to see the 11:59 showing. It was about 90 minutes too long, with plenty of poor excuses for dramatic action scenes instead of awesome CGI sequences of robots destroying each other.
Apart from this, it was tortuously entwined with cliché college backdrop gags for the relationship story between Sam and the hot chick, who my girlfriend thinks looks like trailer trash, but I could go either way on, because her teeth are a little weird.
The story is also a load of crap. Don't even worry about reading any spoilers because you'll see it all coming anyway. I nearly fell asleep and left shaking my head as I realized I was theoldest one in the theater. BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD!
Bottom line: wait for the DVD, or better yet, go find some old school action figures and play make-believe.