An unapologetically dreadful, mind numbing 2:30 hrs of my life I will never get back

Rating: 1/10 (10 July 2009)

I felt like stabbing myself with a pencil after only 20 minutes of this insanely distasteful, boring excuse of a movie. It was largely over sexed, with (aggravating) half witted humor that literally put me to sleep. I woke up in disbeliefhere I am watching the blockbuster smash-hit -to- be of the summer drooling on my wife's shoulder. The BLATANT racial stereotypes didn't help either.The fight scenes are hardly this movie's savior as it is overwhelmed by the slow almost incoherent dialogue that never quite matches the tone of those sequences. The mother of the main character is given a very unnecessary script with very predictable "comedic" lines, daring the patron to walk out of the movie theater. I've got to say the best part of my evening was the satisfaction of quickly finding my car in the mall parking lot. Saw it for free and STILL felt cheated.