Tom Clancy's Transformers, oh yeah join the army

Rating: 1/10 (24 June 2009)

Just saw Tom Clancy's an army of one Transformers on IMAX, it looks amazing, yes, a technical achievement no doubt, but it is a horrible horrible movie, It felt like the script was written by a jock and an 8 year old boy. The racially portrayed twin robots, the slapstick mousetrap on the foot comedy, the whole join the army because we have cool toys and no one else in the world can kill robots like we do, robots that cant aim at ALL, oh and lets not forget the Indiana Jones part. We have to accept, Bay killed the transformers, I loved the first film, It has exiting moments,it actually surprised me a lot, I went in to this movie with the same idea, that it would be highly entertaining, but it was not. It is actually offensive to rational thought and all together non 8 year old minds. So if you are a frat jock or an 8 year old boy and enjoy fart jokes and thing that go BOOM, then this movie is for you, if not then just wait for the DVD so you can say you saw both parts. OH and lets not forget it seems Bay is not only doing a 3rd installment, but he's saving the DINOBOTS for that one YEI.