Transformers: Revenge of the Utter Crap!

Rating: 4/10 (19 January 2010)

Michael Bay really wanted to make the second Transformers movie a memorable one and he has succeed, as in more action and less story. The graphics look stylish and extremely cool especially in the fight sequences while the story lacks at everything the first one did right. The acting from Megan Fox, especially, was stupid and idiotic because she thinks that she doesn't have to try so she lets her body do the work and believe me when I say her body fails. I don't put all the blame on her but the script writers as well because it is all clichÃ©d and it has heavily borrowed from fellow action movies. The character development was over the top and that is really sad because it left out some important things. The movie is somewhat predictable at times and the outcome is so predictable that you can become an oracle. Shia Labeouf was pretty okay along with Tyrese and Duhamel but the rest could suck my balls. The movie is melodramatic and it will have you laugh out loud. The humor is okay and some new faces pop up, for instance, The twins, a funny pair of twins who kick butt and laugh, and a fresh new little robot pops up as well and that is Wheelie, a little monster truck with a wacky attitude and a mouth full of swears. The movie can not demolish the first one because the first one was a interesting summer hit while this one is overrated piece of garbage. The film was pretty bad but it did enormously good at the box-office and Michael Bay should make a third transformers. The villains make a good impression in this film as they kick-a*s and get their ass*s kicked back.
Sam WitWicky is living a perfectly normal life along with his girlfriend and his favorite car, BumbleBee. All that goes to waste as the baddies leader, The Fallen, awakens Megatron and unleashed hell on earth. The story unfolds and gets interesting but due to the lack of good storytelling it fails almost completely. The Fallen is going to use a device called the Sun Harvester, a source of energy for the energon by destroying the sun, and it is up to Sam and his Autobot gang to stop this mayhem once and for all. New friendships will be formed and a lot of old faces will be shown once again as the Autobots unleash the fury.
The voice cast for the robots is well-done and the voices of Wheelie, Optimus Prime, The Twins, and Acree ar the best because they offer seriousness and humor combined. This film will appeal to almost every kid but the adults will be saying "WTF is this movie". (Spoiler!!)The story is stupid and lame because it uses pyramid as the location of the Sun Harvester and it just is effed up. The film is over-long and a lot of scenes were unnecessary, so my warning to you is don't get over excited and prepare for some brainless action flick. the film is as boring, maybe more, as G.I. Joe: Rise of the Cobra and they both had a sh*tty story and lots of action. I recommend this to anyone who loves the animated series of Transformers and are car lovers for it sure contains tons of that.