Wow that was bad

Rating: Null/10 (25 June 2009)

Don't call this Bay guy one of the worst directors ever. That would make him ..distinct somehow. It's almost a compliment, you see. And don't call T2 "Porn" either! Hell, that's good stuff.
The first part literally made me sick. culminating with the girl hitting on FarretFace while in car and being sprayed with robot liquid. The dogs humping, the obnoxious parents, the same "trouble around the house" scene, the robot acting like a stray dog...every single minute was a torture. If i was to brainwash someone i would definitely use this part.
When you hear "we have trouble" several times, you know you won't care. You just wanna see something exciting and new, right? Wow do those bots sucked. Remember the cell phone robot from the first one? that was fun huh... Well, no fun scenes in this one. At all. No excitement whatsoever. Trust me. So the second part is like brain static.
Except for the racism. Two bots just like the Disney crows. downright shameful.
John Turturro, what can i say. The man is a miracle. his scenes are OK, for some reason his class, style and sheer presence makes them slightly pleasant..he pulls it off even here. But sir, stop acting in these. You can't be that hungry.
If you watched this and liked it, you deserve more.