It will come out on DVD or somewhere on the net.

Rating: 2/10 (22 June 2009)

I tried to like it. I gave the movie a pass whenever I could, but at some point I just had to acknowledge that this movie was terrible.
Anyway, let's move on to what really bothered me about this movie:
Let's talk about the soft core porn that this movie based on a children's animated series has become. Poorly delivered sexual robot innuendo, robot testicles, two dogs going at it twice in the early scenes of the movie, a robot mounting the chicks leg like some dog, constant shots of bouncing breasts and whenever possible the luscious curves of Megan Fox (goddess that she is)... I am glad I went to watch a movie that was either A.) trying to appeal to my inner adolescent in puberty or B.) blur the line between soft core and action.
Then there was the failure to yet again appeal to any of the fans of the original series. I won't complain too much about how the Decepticons still failed to look at all similar to their cartoon counterparts, but even telling them apart through all the action was a herculean task. The epic transformations were overdone. Making bumblebee into a pet rather than a kick @$$ robot, limited to no discussion of energon and cybertron (though they did more in this movie than in the former, so I guess that is a bit of an improvement), robots and space material that survive entering the earth's atmosphere yet crumbles into dust after a millennium, the obviously "black" illiterate robots, the overly important symbols that Sam could see but were never fully explained nor were they ever a problem after the first day of Uni, the Shard of whatever that just suddenly came to life, robots everywhere in disguise, the robots were part organic and born out of Matrixesque womb pouches, the role of humanity -as if guns could stop an alien robot- and so on.
The list of complaints goes on. If you just want to watch things blow up it is excels, so I gave it a two. But, if you actually watched the animated series as a fan and have some taste in movies, this movie fails. It took every ounce of strength I had to keep me from mocking it the entire time or simply walking out. Especially when the elder robots sent Sam back to Earth as he was the Ring Bearer.