IMAX Porn

Rating: 7/10 (24 June 2009)

Utterly ridiculous, yet ridiculously badass?
Yea, pretty much.
I saw this thing at the midnight screening in IMAX. This turdfairy would have been a bore in a regular or even LIEMAX (google it) theater. Thing is, I didn't see it in a regular theater. That being said, this movie was EASILY the biggest "Holy F.uck" movie I've seen spectacle wise, in life, for one simple reason. The IMAX filmed scenes. After the first one hit (IMAX scene), I was like, "Ya know, as terrible as this movie is, these parts are undeniably incredible". To myself of course. I didn't actually say that out loud or anything.
Advice? Pony up the extra cash and see it in a REAL IMAX theater. It's the only way that this movie works. You'll find yourself enduring all of the other fever induced lunacy for those scenes. They really were that awesome. At least awesome enough to talk about the next day.
Tomorrow I'll probably denying having paid $17 (Jesus Christ) to have seen it.