A typical Michael Bay sequel...

Rating: 4/10 (15 October 2012)

Even worse than the first one. Bay did it again, he manage to double the sabotage of our childhood. I am not sentimental, maybe I think that G1 cartoons are the best original series and they have quality. I don' want to rant here, I ranted enough in the review of the first film. What to expect from Bay, explosions, funny camera angles, shallow characters and performances, US military... America f**k yeah... and all of that crap, the entire film looks like every other Bay film, a giant commercial. Bay didn't want to make a stupid toy movie. But, he didn't make a toy film, just a stupid film. Now, this time, autobots are taking care of the remaining scum of decepticons on earth, but they soon found out that Megatron is alive and he wants Sam (It's Spike! Spike!) because Sam, accidentally memorized a code that is of great interests of The Fallen (voiced by great Tony Todd, best known as Candyman), one of the last primes in the universe. Because, by the stories, transformers were earlier on earth and turned humans in their slaves to build pyramids and all that crap, what a dumb cliché story... someone watched AVP too much I think? Nothing to say about Bay, he was in his own element.
Actors... well Shia (irritating, but not bad), Megan (hot as always), Tyrese and Duhamel (nothing special, they were there just to show that they will fight side by side with autobots, America f**k yeah!) Kevin Dunn and Julie White (nothing, just a silly comic relief), we have some new characters: Leo Spitz (Sam's roommate from college), he was there also as a comic relief. I don't understand, why using too much comic relief? Isn't one actor enough for that? Isabel Lucas? She was there to be hot... It's incredible how Bay uses actor only because of their looks and type... that's insulting.
Robots... well no change here... they looked good outside, but inside... retards without any personality. Optimus was only good. While some important robots like Bumblebee and Megatron are missed and neglected. I am glad that Starscream got a little more screen time, I think that Charles Adler is great as Starscream. We also have some new robots... like Arcee for example, Wheelie and Skids, two impossible, retarded, boring robots... and wanted them dead. Soundwave was there, he was OK, and thanks to Frank Welker, he was even better, we also have Sideswipe and Devastator... Devastator looks very funny, ridiculous to be exact, we could see Devastator's anus, his anus, his anus, his... ANUS! Bay really made fun of these robots, we also had a scene in the first film, where Bumblebee is "lubricating" on John Turturro. So, if that is for entertainment purposes, i really don't know... I rest my case.
So, that's it, the good old G1 fans are gonna be disappointed, while the new generations are gonna enjoy worse and worse movies of this decade..