Revenge Will Be Its Falling Into a Trash Bin.

Rating: 2/10 (9 July 2015)

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009): Dir: Michael Bay / Cast: Shia LaBeouf, Megan Fox, Josh Duhamel, Tyrese Gibson, John Turturro: Here is another useless action oriented spectacle bent around showing off a gigantic budget as oppose to incorporating it into a decent story. Subtitle regards the avenging of the evil Decepticons in their quest to conquer earth. Shia LaBeouf returns and is off to college until he learns that the shape shifting villains are seeking him out. The peaceful Autobots join forces with the U.S. military to combat them. Director Michael Bay presents electrifying action and tremendous robotic special effects that are one jumbled mess. Story is just one action scene after another. Bay's best work includes The Island and The Rock. LaBeouf holds his own since the Decepticons seem to be after him. He is more vulnerable but also still yelling over loud noise. Megan Fox is basically eye candy. She became famous from the first film because she bent over and gave a peek at her goods. Frankly, she can do better acting wise as oppose to rendering to a mindless peep show. Josh Duhamel and Tyrese Gibson are wasted as soldiers. Do they not realize that these machines are more advanced than we are? John Turturro is also cast trying to make the heroics but not realizing this crap is the bomb. The special effects are the purpose, otherwise this film is about as exciting as a head on collision. Score: 2 / 10