Worst movie ever made, probably.

Rating: 1/10 (26 June 2009)

I don't usually rate movies this low(I'd rate it 0.9 if I could though) but 'Transformers : Revenge of the Fallen' totally deserves this. Now, I am not going to deny that it had fun parts, but, in overall, this movie is like an insult to the art of cinema. Acting: slim to none, story line: poor, plot advancement/continuity : terrible, editing : worst ever, well I don't know, name it, and I'll say "shit." If I have to define this movie, I'd say, "american pie 4 meets terminator, and they have a child who meets and makes love with war of the worlds, and then mix that with the worst movie you have ever seenx2(its up to you), and there you'll have Transformers : revenge of the fallen(fallen is taking its revenge on those dare to see this movie!)" OK, Michael Bay, hasn't anyone told you that the 'shaky camera' sucks? People see this movie to see robots fight each other, well, they can't actually see it, because the camera is filming from weird angles and it is bouncing and hopping and doing all the stuff that it shouldn't be doing all the time... I mean, the last part.. the last fight... Jesus H Christ... can it be any worse ? I mean, doesn't it have to be an epic fight ? But we actually don't get to see it... Also, the fallen has these amazing powers, warping and manipulating gravity and stuff, and then he gets beat down in a simple hand to hand brawl ? Get the 'F' out. My only hope is that they don't make the 3rd movie, and people read this review and don't see the movie. Seriously, don't see this movie, don't contribute to its earnings, don't encourage people who make these kinds of movies. I can't even call this a 'cheap popcorn flick', it is a whole new level of cheapness. This is one of those moments when you wish that the flashing device from MIB movies was real and that you could erase your memory... OK, I am done.