Are You Kidding Me?

Rating: 1/10 (24 June 2009)

Are you kidding...The fact that there is a single semi positive review about this movie makes me skeptical about our future. Hell, the fact that Michael Bay is a living breathing human makes me lose all hope in mankind. What is the point of being alive in a time where Michael Bay exists. He has successfully, ruthlessly, torpedoed the crud out of something that had great potential. Thanks for taking a huge poop on everything that I might have loved to see Mr. Bay. If you enjoyed this movie, or had any positive feelings about this movie after having seen it, then I hope you have brain cancer and are suffering an unbearable amount of pain. This movie is a disgrace to film-making and the entire industry. Now I will be forced to watch a good movie about 7 times just to get back on a normal level of cinematic entertainment. Burn in hell Michael Bay, burn in hell.