Please, someone stop Michael Bay from making movies!

Rating: 3/10 (28 January 2011)

I mean this so very seriously.
The guy seems to think that a movie revolves around fights and explosions rather than around plot, characters, dialogue, you know that stuff that has been part of making movies for over a hundred years.
Unfortunately Hollywood seems to be aiming at the dumbest common denominator. And Bay is the vanguard of this stupidity.
As per usual with his movies, the "characters" have the depth of cardboard, with the mental capacity to match. \ Strangely, this seems to also match the mental capacity required to watch his moronic rubbish with more plot holes that an entire factory of swiss cheese.
The fight scenes are monumentally stupid. The "robots" are constantly shooting each other (without ever running out of ammunition, it seems), punching each other and yet they never seem to die, unless it is a "clever" plot twist, which seem to be about as invisible as the Empire State building.The special effects are about as special as a lump of dirt.
Fighting seems to be Micheal Bays version of dialogue. Unfortunately The fighting is just moronic, overblown rubbish. Explosions seem to be his substitute for plot. 3 year olds would find his "humour" immature.
This movie is rubbish, lame, pathetic, puerile, moronic garbage.. well I could go on, but I want to keep this family friendly. Unfortunately he has been given the money to make a third "movie" (read mindless pile of fetid dingoes kidneys). WHY?