Terrible plot, Decent laughs

Rating: 6/10 (29 June 2009)

the very first scene which included Megan Fox was ridiculous and absurd. I go to a movie to see some sort of reality mixed in with imagination and no person will ever prop themselves up on a motorcycle to paint a logo on it like she did. Look for great actors and actresses, NOT the super model robot with the incredibly inappropriate extensive tongue. At one point in every scene I was simply waiting for a sexual scene or pun on words. Even when they traveled to Egypt they HAD to put a sexual scene where they landed Scrotum in face. Other than the lack of seriousness and turning a child toy into a teenage dildo it was an exciting film, but in no way was in up to par to the first film. When I was told the movie was going to be nearly 2 and a half hours long I was excited to see it, but once I got there and realized an hour of that time was carried on and on with sexual quotes that had no need to b a part of the movie, this also includes some of the fight scenes as well that did nothing for me, and most definitely nothing for the plot to drive it forward.