What's the big deal?

Rating: 10/10 (30 June 2009)

Alright, of all the movies to actually try and take seriously, this really isn't it. What are all the bad reviews about? Were these people (critics mostly) actually taking this film seriously? It has talking robots, and the kid from Holes, for Christ's sake. I saw this movie a couple nights ago, my expectations going in were this:
"Gee Whiz, I'm going to see a lot of things blowing up..."
That's about it. I wasn't expecting it to have (even) decent dialog, or even an actual plot; I expected to see a lot of things blow up while I eat my popcorn. That's what this movie is. The ultimate summer- blockbuster popcorn movie for the action fan. This is the summer time, is it not? This is the season for over-the-top dumb movies, where things go "BOOM." So I say to you: Go and enjoy this film, for it's explosions, it's amazing (but inconsistent) special effects, and it's mission to just entertain. And that's what it will do, as dumb as it is, it will entertain...
Also this is a Michael Bay movie, has this guy ever made a movie that made sense? No, so buy you're d-a-m-n popcorn, and watch the d-a-m-n movie!