What did I watch?

Rating: 1/10 (26 July 2009)

Can someone explain this movie to me? Don't tell me the plot, I know the plot, what there is of it. Just tell me what I saw.
It's one thing to create a movie with a lot of special effects, but when you sit in an overly long movie, you hope that the plot makes actual sense.
Sitting through the the movie, I continually asked myself, "How can you explain that?" and "Why don't they just...?" Needless to say, I'm depressed that I spent money to see this. I put money in Michael Bay and the producer's pockets." That will encourage them to create more of this tripe.