Avoid this movie at all costs

Rating: Null/10 (30 June 2009)

If you value both your time and your money, don't see this movie. The people responsible for writing this thing must have just given up. The movie is chock full of crude attempts at forcing laughs out of the audience. I mean, there are two scenes of dogs humping at the start of the film and one scene of a robot humping Megan Fox's leg near the middle. Is the purpose to display continuity of theme or just because the writers ran out of ideas and were cutting and pasting jokes? The writers also chose to bless us with two stereotypically ghetto Autobots that are really more painful than amusing to watch. The special effects when the robots actually battle are the best part of the movie, but it seems that more often than not the fight scenes are between the military and the Decepticons, and it kind of gets old. The near death experience at the end is laughably bad. Stay away. Stay very far away.