I think I threw-up in my mouth a little...

Rating: 1/10 (1 July 2009)

At around 30-40 minutes into this movie you realize its going to be one of the worst movies you'll ever see on a big screen. And then you cringe to think you still have another 2 hours left.
The amount of sexual content makes me want to punch myself in the face. What a disgrace to Transformers to rely so heavily on insignificant dribble. Sex may sell, but this was ridiculous: Robot "parts" coming out of a woman's panties, a transformer humping the leg of Megan Fox, and balls dangling from another transformer. Sadly, I could go on. What an outcry for attention and blatant distraction to the absolute lack of a plot.
The amount of time spent on lame and unnecessary content causes a pathetic lack of character development and insight. ALL characters were COMPLETELY one-dimensional and some even extremely stereotypical. Sadly, not even the special effects made up for all this: The further the movie progressed, the more confusing the fight scenes since all the Transformers began looking alike.
The movie gave me a sense that it was much, much more about Megan Fox's assets than about Transformers. And no gentleman, not in a good way... in a highly annoying, pathetic and nauseating way.
Easily one of the worst movies I've ever come across. Please, Michael Bay, for the love of God....retire.