One of my most hated films

Rating: 2/10 (24 August 2012)

Sometimes when I am referencing something I hate, and I mean really despise, I will say something along the lines of 'It's almost as bad as Transformers 2' because it's very rare I find something in existence worse than this.
I was impressed by the first one despite not being a Transformers fan: it had good action scenes, some funny moments and an epic soundtrack.
In the commentary Michael Bay stated something along the lines of he'd struggle to make a sequel because he couldn't top it. But he'd make money from a sequel anyway so why not? So I'll pick out my biggest problems with this film, in no real order: 1) Megatron is very quickly brought back to life by a shard the same thing that killed him...right...
2)Then when Optimus is killed they have to look for a brand new artifact rather than use the shard Mikaela has, presumably for the purpose of dragging the film out longer.
3)Sam Witwicky: the constant stuttering thing was kind of funny at first, but by the second film it is just irritating.
4)Megan Fox: she's not known as a great actor, but who cares, she's hot right? And that's one of the only reasons anyone can endure this film-to stare at her. I also dislike the way she pronounces 'Sam' as 'Seem'.
5) Continuing my previous point, the obsession with sexual jokes. Dogs humping? Devastator has balls? Oh they're wrecking balls. Good 'un.
6)Some of it just seems like adverts for sports cars.
7)The first film starts in the desert and ends in the city; this starts in the city and ends in the desert.
8)The Fallen: what's so threatening about a character that is already beaten? Then when he returns for his 'revenge' he gets killed in about five minutes.
9)Mr Bay himself apologized for making it...then went on to make another Transformers film 10) The twins: why? Did they see Jar Jar Binks and think 'Hey, we should have something like that! No wait...two characters like that!' This is a bad film.