When you read all the reviews, if you believe them, you wonder why this movie was made.

Rating: Null/10 (23 November 2009)

I am not really the "target audience" for this movie. I quit playing with toys before Transformers ever made the scene. I don't remember if my sons played with them.
Anyway, if I were a professional movie reviewer, and I were to give this movie a review, I would say that it has lots of action, some of which makes sense, and you have Earth-friendly Transformers fighting Earth-enemy Transformers. The existence of the Earth is at stake.
I like to watch the young actor Shia LaBeouf who is back as Sam Witwicky. He has a very cool car, a yellow Camaro, which is actually one of the Earth-friendly Transformers. The biggest and most powerful Earth-friendly Transformer gets disabled and Sam has to help figure out how to get the elusive Transformer "mojo" that will bring him back to functionality.
Even more I like to watch the brilliant actress Megan Fox back as Mikaela Banes. She is brilliant because she is so gorgeous. I hope all her parts are natural, not man-made, otherwise she would just be another type of Transformer!
The movie runs a bit too long, maybe even a lot too long, but on the whole I enjoyed watching it. Not a very good movie, as good movies go, but entertaining. Especially watching Megan Fox.