lot's of explosions but hardly a "movie"

Rating: 1/10 (5 March 2010)

I've never really been a fan of transformers. But when I rented out this movie I was at least expecting 90+ minutes of moderate sci-fi entertainment. Unfortunately I was severely disappointed. The film is a very bad, very sad military special effects feast. It has no decent story, no decent characters, and lacks anyone the viewer can identify with. Even the few attempts at humor left a sick feeling in my stomach. That the plot doesn't make sense might have been excused if the film were enjoyable. However it is little more than a very expensive and distastefully cheesy waste of film. After painfully watching it to the end I was tempted to burn the DVD instead of returning it.