Wow, this movie was horrible

Rating: 1/10 (25 May 2010)

It's rare that I actually get depressed watching a movie, it takes a special kind of bad to do that to me. Previously, it was Highlander II: The Quickening and Stars Wars: The Phantom Menace, and now there is this.
This is just painfully bad from the start up to twenty minutes until the end, which I can't comment on because I switched it off at that point. There's only so much torture I can take.
One of the most puzzling things to me is who was this movie aimed at? The plot was moronic, contradictory, and had massive continuity errors. The alleged humour infantile in the extreme. And yet the movie had adult content, rendering it unsuitable for the eight-year-olds I'd expect to appreciate this best.
Some of the special effects (which I'd hoped would be the movie's saving grace) were so awful they looked like they belonged in a video game.
After Pearl Harbour, and this, I shall avoid anything directed by Michael Bay in the future for the sake of my mental well being.