I should be paid to watch this movie. 2.5 Hours or Weeks ???

Rating: 1/10 (5 July 2009)

Transformers 2 Revenge of the Fallen is one movie I should have skipped to watch Ed,Edd & Eddy. I had booked the front seat of the theater to watch this movie because I had great expectations for it. Trust me people I had literally stopped people from watching Transformers 2 in the theater and suggested them to throw off their 30 bucks in a better place like in charity !
All I could see was metal on the screen. I wish I would've at the least known who that metal belonged to, The decepticons or AutoBots ?? I was struggling throughout the movie to find out whether the move of the autobots was a kick or a punch ???
'WTF' was on my tongue as I watched more of this junk. Bots Farting ?? Crying ?? And that sudden scene of two dogs humping ? What was the point ?? Bots with Testicles (Literally Shouted in the theater 'WTF')??? Are you trying to rush a KFC Mighty Zinger or what ? I pointed out a million goofs in the movie myself (not that I am a movie critic I love movies) If the Decepticon Chick had the time to seduce Sam why couldn't she just kill him then ? If Sam had written all the cube stuff on the walls why couldn't she just read it from there ??
Why Why Why ??? Why could I just see Megan Fox's Boobs in every scene ? So now Bots age too ? I was dying to figure out why did they land on Egypt ? The twin robots were stereotypes with gold teeth using slang (Do I HAVE to remind you that they are bots ???)
When Optimus Prime died I was dead sure he was gonna come back later. Sam has a dream that he is in Robot heaven (Guess what ! I climbed Mount Everest thrice in my dreams too :P ) And just like olden Sub-continental movies Sam is waken up by the tears and the Call of Megan Fox 'I Love You' (I predicted that as she drew closer to him =P) . The Matrix crap turns to dust as he touches it. As he revives back to life (Sam can't die guys Come on hes the hero for peace sake) and Whoala ! its solid again :D. Another make to show how US saves the world again =P
All I can say is this is the only movie for which I have walked out of the theater before (*Way* before) the movie ended.