Don't bother seeing this film if you're a hard core fan.. leave this one to stupid pubescent idiots who wouldn't know a good film if it came and hit them in the head!

Rating: 1/10 (8 July 2009)

Having just been to the cinema to see Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen, I must express my complete and utter disappointment, anger and contempt towards the director Michael Bay and the writers who came up with this utter trite, hackneyed rubbish to use a mild term they have churned out. I mean don't get me wrong it started well with the story picking up a few years later where after the defeat of the Decepticons and their leader Megatron the main human hero Sam Witwicky having finished high school is now off to college and is trying to maintain a long distance relationship with his girlfriend Michala. The Autobots are now an integral part of human society, and to that end they help the government track down any Decepticons that have gone into hiding since their defeat and help eliminate that threat. But unfortunately after that it soon fell apart and it turned into one big corny joke fest where the one liners were so poor a ten year old could have written better jokes and a better script for that matter. I was so disgusted and angry at how this film was turning out I was very tempted to walk out the theatre in disgust, which for me very rarely happens because I like to stay until the end even after the credits have rolled. My main bugbear about this film was the characters, chiefly the Autobots and the Decepticons and perhaps a few of the human characters as well who were supposed to be military officials but turned out to be jackasses instead. The characters became parodies of what they originally started out as in the first film. For example in the first film even though Starscream was subservient to Megatron he did not turn into a snivelling, cowardly piece of scrap like his cartoon character, he came across as being a bit more stronger than that. Not to mention having Jetfire (aka Skyfire) voiced like a cockney, old man with slight dementia problems that just ruined it for me and made me wish I could have my money and those 3 hours back of my precious time! So Mr Bay if you even bother to read any of these reviews at all my message to you is this: The next time you decide to do a sequel Don't!! Just take a gun, shoot the writer and then shoot yourself to save us from the *****! you insist on churning out again and again. I honestly think that you've ruined the franchise Mr Bay I hope you are happy!!