If you pay 8 bucks to watch this, then Michael Bay wins

Rating: 1/10 (8 July 2009)

I created my profile on IMDb just so that I can tell people how bad this movie is. I have never left a movie feeling as mad as I did when I left Transformers 2. The movie is too long, well over 2 hours and 20 minutes. And in those 2 hours and 20 min., Michael Bay barely uses the dialog to tell a story. Instead he tries to make the audience laugh. Actually it seems as if the dialog is intended to just make the audience laugh, because almost none of it helps the viewer understand what is going on. I really wanted this movie to be good because there weren't many movies that I wanted to see this summer. I think that the reason this movie is doing so well in the box office is because there is no other action movie that can compete with it this summer. A lot of people like to give summaries for the movies they are reviewing. Here is a summary for this movie...good special effects. That is all the movie has to offer. Please if you are reading this review and have not seen the movie, please do not pay 8 bucks to see it. Wait until it comes out in the dollar theaters or just wait to rent it. If you pay the full 8 bucks then you will just encourage Michael Bay to direct equally horrible films.