I was ashamed to take my son.

Rating: 2/10 (29 June 2009)

I am a teacher and coach that loved to play with Transformers when I was young. My son (8yrs) and I loved the 1st Transformers. In the 1st 15 min of this one I was completely stunned and ashamed to have brought him to the movie. I think of the SNL "Really?" skit when commenting on this movie.
I heard tons of cussing. Did we really need Transformers to cuss? Really?
Did his mom really need to buy drug laced food and show how cool and funny it was to be high? I would have took him to Pineapple Express if I wanted him to think that. Really?
Did we need to see dogs and robots humping for a cheap laugh? Really?
Don't we all know Megan Fox is hot? Did my kids or anyone else need to see up in her shorts to know it? Really?
Did Transformers have balls in the cartoons? I must have missed that when I was younger... Really?
Did the evil woman/robot need a stinger that came out from under her dress and attack Sam? Couldn't have come from anywhere else? Really?
Could we have had some more sexual comments from the mother, the evil girl, or the new friend? Really?
Could we have been less introduced to robots (good job in the 1st movie) in this movie? Really?
Was I supposed to like this movie with all the special effects minus EVERYTHING else that makes a movie good? Really?
And someone was clapping behind me after the movie. Same person that laughed and oohed at all these dumb parts. I felt like saying..."Really?"