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Rating: 2/10 (12 July 2009)

The twins bothered me little to none; have older twin sisters--Nowif they had been named Sideswipe & Sunstreaker I'd been big time irate. Black & female, I found TF1 more racist of the two; Glen Whitman's 1st 3 scenes were groan inducing, the scene of his & Maggie's taken into custody was horribly blatant. Later Whitman delivered the goods (Unlike Sam's super annoying idiot college roomie). Was hoping Glen Whitman and Maggie Madsen would return in TF2.
Having seen ROTF, wouldn't be surprised learning Rachel Taylor walked away once apprised what script required her to do. As Alice pushed Sam on bed considered walking out but "I'd miss Prime". Happily I stayed; classiest character in 2.5 hrs of over top sexploitation profanity and ignorance. Enduring Prime's TF1 "Sorry, my bad" or Skids and Mudflap's antics; guess who wins. For love of Prime, only that, I'll rate it a 2--one for each 20 minutes he's on screen. Advised my one married sister (by the way, she married a twin) this wasn't fit for her 10 year old to see and she agreed. I'd even go out on a limb saying Transie girls suffering low esteem in terms of appearance steered even further away. No other way I can interpret it; Bay's forgot female fans a little more than the young boys target market.
Where's respect for women? Hot or dumb boats, no middle ground called smart--including Alice; could've tried knocked Mikaela out when she burst in on her with Sam. Was Alice panty peekaboo necessary? It's obvious Mommy Witwicky doesn't recognize joint plant on package even though she has a young adult son. Not one of those hot co-eds wore loose below waist clothing to the knee or weigh over 130. Mikaela's wardrobe is poster girl for absurd, worst of all her standing white slacks and no bra...in the desert, in an Islamic community...riiiight. Shows how little homework was employed throwing this together and/or no woman on staff pointing out women would more likely wear coveralls working in a garage. Why I didn't I spot only one buff guy entire film and no shirtless guy, buff or stick? (Nauseating) thong butt cheeks failed distracting me from what I really wanted! Why did I leave 1st & 2nd times deciding only hot guy was ten ton Autobot leader? Was doing ear candy double dipping; needed to as I didn't get it from my ultimate Decepticon brand ear candy. Biggest letdown regarding v/a's Bay hires ford Agency girls yet doesn't bother renting a synthesizer for Soundwave! Dunno why but do know Mikaela wants Sam to say he loves her. And she urges him to do it in various ways again and again and again--Wait a sec, didn't by his TF1 actions showed he cared for her? What happened to Mikaela? Before the infamous Wheelie humpty she's flirting with it and it's Sam who pokes it off! How does Mikaela going through 3 sexy suits in space of under ten minutes contribute to Decepticons wreaking havoc, develop The Fallen into a more menacing creature--I'll spoil it for you she's not pivotal in either situation. Script wise she was given more to in TF1; this she's hot fest, ahem, why is she in this? Most annoying change is her clinging to Sam--crying out loud have her take the Matrix to Optimus! Having pointed this out, a slightly deeper question: why couldn't Mikaela already be in college on an engineering scholarship? Why couldn't both of them be members of Nest? Yes besides more screen time for Lennox & Epps--oh wait forgot, less situations permitting Mikaela dressing to sexy excess.