How I blacked out

Rating: 1/10 (28 June 2009)

I fear I have no words to describe how much of a mess this movie was. I fear I can't even closely tell you how much you should not watch it. When I left the theater I couldn't remember anything that just happened. I think Shia LaBoeuf was involved in the picture, but I really couldn't tell for sure. I felt my brain had just been shredded by a nuclear strike of CGI, not able to find a way out of this plot less, brainless piece of crap. The total absence of any sort of dramaturgy is the only thing I might me able to tell you about, but then again I might not, because it is too irrational for the human mind to comprehend how simultaneously everything and nothing happens. Inspite of all that, I could feel an aftertaste of what has been messing up my brain for the month that this movie lasted: I now HATE Michael Bay and all he has done to modern cinema. Wow! Somewhere in the midst of the fight I've even forgotten that I liked the first part.