Terrible and insulting - avoid

Rating: 2/10 (18 December 2009)

I watched this last night on DVD for the first time( I realise I am a bit behind other comments) and Iam glad I didn't pay to see it. I have created a profile just to warn people about this film. It is to much of everything. I had no idea who was who or what the hell was going on! The action is relentless and confusing with the jerky camera movements, admittedly, the effects are impressive but i would have liked to have had a story to explain why the fights and explosions were happening. The writing is just terrible, the plot is barely there and full of holes and crude testicle and humping jokes.The acting is awful, if you get beyond the close ups of Megan Fox's body, she is terrible but she is not the only offender, the rest of the cast is awful too. The robots are irritating and quite offensive stereotypes and they kill off the only one that is bearable(Optimus Prime) for a large part of the movie. If those robots were human characters people would be having a fit because they are such offensive stereotypes and I haven't even got started on the way Bay treats women in this film. I didn't watch this with high expectations(it being a Bay film) but somehow it managed to disappoint me.
I like a good summer blockbuster action film, I liked the first Transformers, but this is insulting,too long, brainless garbage with too much going on and no amount of close ups pf Megan Fox was ever going save this film.