Arguably one of the worst things mankind has ever created

Rating: 1/10 (3 July 2016)

When the first Transformers came out I loved it, actually I still do. It's not a great movie but it was really entertaining and well paced. I should have known that Michael Bay was going to turn this entire series into the end of a David Fincher movie, awful. Michael Bay is renowned for not giving the slightest damn about a movies story, and that's all good and well but why is he making 2 and a half hour movies? This movie is filled with scenes that make about as much sense as the third Matrix movie, but yet it's even dumber. For god's sake's people, he put testicles on one of the robots. I really don't have much to even say other than this is one of the worst things mankind has ever created. At the very least it ranks among the Pearl Harbor attacks in terms of total disaster. We need to figure out how to get rid of all the copies so if humanity ever goes extinct, the next people don't find this movie.