Just two words - very poor

Rating: 1/10 (29 November 2011)

Where do we begin?
Plot - infantile at best; Dialogue - banal (and couldn't understand Shia at all); Bad guys - predictable; Cameos - people turning up for no apparent reason. What was Frances McDormand thinking? John Turturro only there because he was in the other films. John Malkovich? No idea why actors who can act were in a film that didn't require them to do it. Oh, right. Turn up, breeze through it, bank a whole lot of money. Shame on you; Casting - was it names out of a hat?; Characteristion - Michael Bay not bothered about that; Diversity Policy - offensive racial stereotyping all the way.
On the up side, the Transformers and the effects were brilliant. Pity they got such a small look in.
Didn't even get to the end of it. Couldn't have cared less about 30 minutes from the end. I was hoping that the Decipticons would destroy the civilisation that had brought us this drivel. No such luck.