Toss it into the dark side of the moon...

Rating: 1/10 (2 June 2013)

This movie isn't very good either. The opening is just hilarious because NASA automatically thinks that the ship crashing is a UFO? How do they know that? What if it's a meteor? Did you read the script ahead of time? Shia is also one of the most annoying actors working today. He's a stuttering annoying teenager in every movie. That's not acting...He has the worst scene in the movie, when his car is smashed, he starts screaming at the top of his lungs. It's the single most annoying moment I've ever seen in a movie. Another scene is when John Turturro and his assistant are in the Russian bar and then they have a Mexican standoff for no reason, only because Michael Bay uses it in all his films. Turturro then speaks the worst fake accent I've ever heard in a movie. It's just embarrassing on the astounding level of filmmaking of Michael Bay, pre-school humor and explosions.
The level of stupidity in this movie astounds me. First off, how did the Russians get ahold of Transformer technology? They never got to the moon. Did the Americans just give it to them? This was the Cold War, that would never happen.
We were tricked with this movie as well...We were told the main villain would be Shockwave. Lie...Megatron is the semi-villain while Sentinel Prime is the villain. That's another false advertisement for the movie. Shockwave only has one line in the movie...one line...and he's defeated by a parachute...a 10-foot tall robot is defeated by a sheet...embarrassing.
Optimus Prime in the end, throws an axe into Megatron's face and then kills him. Prime would never do that, it destroys his character as a moral leader, never killing his main enemy. And he does it for no apparent reason, only Bay killing the franchise.
There is only one good scene in the movie, when the building collapses. Bay's sense of humor is just dirt level, unintelligent and he just shoves as much stuff on screen as possible.