tinnitus for your eyes

Rating: 1/10 (4 July 2011)

Another pornographic abuse of the technical possibilities of modern film making from the master of eyegasm, Michael Bay. The whole purpose of that animated slide show is to feed up your senses with a surrealistic flood of non-stop stimulations for your eyes and ears and to paralyze your brain with a nonsense story so that you can sit out this war against niveau.
Honestly, where would Michael Bay be without a decent CGI department with a decent budget? Could you imagine the same movie with the same plot and actors would have been made with low-grade FX: winner of the razzie award in all categories! Same with all Bay-movies for sure!
I guess sooner or later, the audience will get Bay-fatigue. And a good script will always work without 3D glasses and THX-Sound. A few people can master a good script and up to date CGI, for instance James Cameron is one of them, whereas Michael Bay can not.