Total insanity

Rating: 1/10 (26 September 2011)

Whatever Bay might have done along the last decade, this mind numbing clusterf*ck of two second shots and oneliners bashed together senselessly into a 180 minute montage of video clips and TV commercials and then vomited heartlessly on screen is what comes closest to being a portfolio of his insanity. I think he just literally lost his f*/king mind somewhere along his controversial career of utter financial success and total intellectual failure. The hecticness, the fundamental noise, the never ending music, screaming and explosions, the constant flashing and movement of every single object on screen, all the senseless, childish melodrama, the bulls*/t dialog with two sentences following each other barely ever connecting, all the soulless characters with some appearing and disappearing from one moment to the other never to be seen again, or just the mere ignorance radiating from this movie literally make this feel like an acid trip trough a lunatic persons mind. The whole thing is just out of control, never stopping for a second in 180 minutes and then suddenly this unwatchable crap ends in mid-sentence blowing 200 million dollars of budget trough your brain into f*/king deepspace, without any of what you have seen ever having mattered for one single second. Just... f*/king insane. 1/10