Is not a movie, I can say. Is a carnival, a celebration of stupidity and incoherence.

Rating: 1/10 (1 July 2011)

I enjoyed Transformers. In fact, I didn't even notice the movie was bad until later. I was so excited watching Optimus and Ironhide that I didn't mind when Prime said he found Sam Witwicky (Shia LaBeouf) through eBay. I forgot most of Revenge of the Fallen; barely remember a Decepticon climbing the great pyramid which was just awful. At least had Megan Fox.
Transformers: Dark of the Moon is very different. Is not a movie, I can say. Is a carnival, a celebration of stupidity and incoherence. A blatant mockery on the moviegoers. Sincerely, the most exasperating 150 minutes, didn't make it to the last scenes. But I guess Buzz Aldrin did not know.
Just like I didn't know either if there was an actual plot in the film. Apparently Michael Bay and Ehren Kruger had an idea involving Apollo 11, Chernobyl and the Trump International Hotel and Tower. They got $195 millions dollars and went through with it. I'm sure they didn't even ask an astrophysics before thinking of teleporting a planet into our exosphere. Absolute madness, some sort of vulgar comedy mixed up with a hottie (Rosie Huntington-Whiteley), a lot of special effects and useless characters without persona, that is what this movie is made of.
A little bit of light came from Bruce Brazos (John Malkovich), Sam's boss who was genuinely funny. Sad his appearance was kind of short. John Turturro was also entertaining during some point but took big part into the senseless madness as well.
Definitely, we've seen the darker side of transformers, not the moon's. These people only cared about their $43,225,329 and this is the film they understood they had to make to achieve them. Congratulations!
I know you may think I did not speak about the movie, but trust me is not necessary. If you want to go watch it, go. I did. I just don't think your reaction will be any different than mine if your passionate about movies.
Always remember, you can actually loose your faith in Michael Bay.