Boring, Sexist, Unimaginative Junk

Rating: 1/10 (20 October 2011)

I wanted to enjoy this movie. I really did. I like sci-fi, I like epic action scenes.... But.. I never got there. Not even close.
Opening scene is a woman's ass. Even while not in heels, like a good brainless ornament, she walks on tippy toes (WTF), just so we can get a better look at her ass.
I should have known right there to stop watching.
While Shia Le whatshisname is somewhat endearing in interviews, I ended up hating/pitying him for participating in this film knowing he must have (of course), read this pathetic dribble and STILL GONE AHEAD WITH IT. Every puppet has their price I guess.
The two women in this film give a choice of ball-breaking bitch (who of course being a woman makes all the wrong decisions and almost destroys mankind), or a good looking trinket-possession in slutty dresses. WHERE are the female robots? Even if you do manage to spot them (unlikely), I am sure they are the ones getting trampled like the pathetic gender Michael Bay is determined to show us all they are.
Clearly, I was not able to identify with ANY characters in this movie.
Those even somewhat interested in knowing if Megan Fox was correct in calling Michael Bay a sexist Hitler should know this - she was ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.
She's won a fan in me for telling it like it is, I just wish I'd listened before forking out my cash to be insulted for what felt like forever.