The Greatest Film of All Time!!!!

Rating: 10/10 (24 April 2012)

I could not believe my eyes! This movie is a super good masterpiece! And I know this cause I'm a big boy, 11 years old! And my brother who is 12 years old agrees! This movie is much better than that boring Godfather movie than my daddy loves! I mean what!!! Why would you like such a slow boring movie that doesn't have explosions?! I might sound nerdy but here goes, I will prove the fact that this movie is so amazing!! Also I will tell you about how Transformers is cool and Ninja Turtles is evil!!!
First of all, the ACTING! Very very good acting! The Chinese man was so funny (my daddy says he's Korean but he's stupid because he likes The Godfather!) but at the same time very realistic (woops what a big word) and Sheeya LaBeef (woops what a silly name) was incredible and showed how scary and dangerous it would be if robots came and started destroying everything! And his girlfriend was very good too! She showed how hot and sexy a girl would be if she was only wearing undies!!!
Second of all, the STORY! The story was so complex and smart, also not very long and understandable (woops, sorry guys I'm very good at English because I got a B+) so after the movie I ended I felt sad because the best movie ever was over! So much cool action! Like the big spaceship and explosion and the big octopus robot that was killing the big building! Yeah some parts of the story was boring like the parts where it showed us what was gonna happen next! I mean come on! Focus on the special effects cause that's what makes the stories and the ideas in the movies work! Stories are about EXPLOSIONS! And The Godfather did not have explosions! And I'm pretty sure because I haven't seen The Godfather but it looks boring and boring movies don't have EXPLOSIONS!
Third of all, the ROBOTS! Wow the robots are so cool and I want one and so does my brother! The robots are so cool like Bumblebee I love Bumblebee I have a Bumblebee toy but I was playing with it in the toilet because he was going on a mission to the sewers to defeat the ninja turtles and so I flushed the toilet! But Bumblebee never came back! This is why I hate the Ninja Turtles! They killed Bumblebee! And Bumblebee was cool!
Anyways even though there is war and hungry people in the world it doesn't matter because this very good movie taught us that the Transformers will come and save us one day! I'm looking forward to that day! They're coming aren't they? In fact I'm going to ask Mr. Jenkins, my science teacher! He's the smartest man in the world!
But good bye everyone! Hope you have fun reading my review of the greatest movie ever and I hope you do not watch boring Godfather!!!