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Rating: Null/10 (30 June 2012)

How many body parts would you be willing to lose before being forced to watch "Transformers 3"?
You could probably lose all five fingers on your left hand. Maybe even your entire left arm, assuming you're right handed. Two fingers on the right hand can go too, assuming we keep the thumb. You need at least one thumb. If you're not keeping the thumb, might as well lose the entire hand. What you gonna do with a hand without a thumb? Wave a wrist?
What about toes? Your baby toes can go, and maybe 2 in the middle. Or maybe keep the big toe and baby toe on each foot for balance and get rid of the middle three. You can afford to lose an ear too, so off with one ear. Two testicles aren't necessary; so one can go as well. Legs? Gotta have 2 legs, unless you're willing to go full wheelchair. If you're going full wheelchair, might as well go for a full neutering; off with all crotch luggage. What's that leave us with? The head? Would you rather be a no legged, one eared, crotchless, 4 toed, armless amputee head-stump than watch Michael Bay's "Transformers 3?" Yes. Yes you would.
2/10 – Graffiti.