Death Metal

Rating: 3/10 (25 June 2015)

Bring your tickets, and bring your earplugs because Micheal Bay is back with another convoluted, overly explosive and sprawling disaster. Ehren Kruger is clearly more focused on writing his signature on a paycheck then writing an understandable story. Sam Witwicky is now past a forgettable character, and his new girlfriend is a searing hot ploy no doubt inserted in the movie exclusively for luring in the teen male audience. There's really not much to criticize here, which is dissatisfying considering it's a long haul just based on running time. Don't be all ears, because that would be devastating. Concussion inducing, visually irritating, and this film is also seemingly drawing from screamo concerts rather then the toys which it's based on. In conclusion, Ehren should be reminded of what a plot is, and Micheal Bay should cease before his hearing disappears.