Dullness of the Moon

Rating: Null/10 (7 October 2011)

This is as bad as it could get. What an insult to the transformers image. 'Transformers: Dark of the Moon'. With the departure of Megan Hox I expected to see a better actress who looks hot. However, the replacement chick, Rosie Huntington-Whitley, who looks as though she just walked out of an underwear catalogue, doesn't add much. The movie starts off dreadfully. The attempt at creating a historical link is ridiculously bad. There is very little action and the few that you get to see is unimpressive. The supposed 'comedy' parts do not amuse at all. Only Julie White manages to draw some giggles. Shia LaBeouf is irritating. He seems to have reached a new level of overacting. John Malkovich, Frances McDormand and John Torturro are wasted in horrible roles with very limited screenspace. While most of the human characters are dull, another major disappointment is that you won't get to see much of the Transformers Michael Bay has a reputation of making expensive lavish with no heart. 'Transformers: Dark of the Moon' definitely fits in that category.