Megan Fox Dodged a Bullet!

Rating: 1/10 (3 July 2011)

Unfortunately, I didn't: I sat through the whole film. Excruciating. You'll need plenty of aspirin to get through the first half of this stinker. If you u-n-w-i-s-e-l-y choose to see it through to the end, bring arsenic.
Here's what I liked about the film: I am a fan of Transformers, so I had to see it.
Here's what I disliked about the film: the acting was mediocre, at best, as the film was poisoned by the failure to convey the slightest amount of chemistry between Shia LaBeouf and Rosie Alice Huntington-Whiteley. Pathetic. The story--if there is a story--was incoherent. If you feel the need to visit the restroom you won't miss a thing, unless you want to reminisce the musical score from Inception or the many ripped-off lines from Star Trek. Even the special effects were ruined by the stiff neck I received from keeping my head pointed straight ahead for 157 minutes in order to see clearly through the 3D glasses.
This epic fail is 2 hours and 37 minutes too long. Shame on you Michael Bay!