More than meets the eye... Less than needs the fan

Rating: 5/10 (29 June 2011)

OK. Let's do this:
For me, this movie is a 6/10, but there's one reason why I'm voting it as a 5/10: Rosie Huntington-Whiteley. And I think is very important to begin with her, because every time she appears on the screen, you will feel that somehow "she's not fitting there". Please don't get me wrong: She's beautiful, she's very good looking, but she can't act! Now, if you ask me How much a character can make a movie to loose its rhythm, after watching her, I could say its a lot (and I'm not a Megan fox's fan).
Lets say that after "revenge of the fallen" This franchise deserved an unforgettable last chapter. As an action movie it was good at its best: The Bay's old formula worked pretty well this time(slow motion + explosions + hot chick's cleavage/skirt close ups) and the topping was the excellent 3D work, but the lack of a good plot turned this film into an "average film" when everybody was expecting a total blast.
I let you here some numbers, so you can get an idea of how this movie goes:

Successful jokes: 2 - Unsuccesful jokes: 42 - Rosie's close ups: 100 - Rosie's different facial expressions: 0 - New characters: 214 (including the new decepticons) - Unexplained new characters: 210 (including the new decepticons) - Sub - plots: At least 8 - Finished sub - plots: 5 - Slow Motion scenes: 24 - Events defying physics : 13 (including that flying guy who explodes when he crashes into a building)

As you can see, I can't go beyond this point without revealing too much.
So, if you want to go and watch an entertaining movie, that is a visual feast but with no plot, this is your movie. It is very enjoyable, but not what I expected.
6/10 (-1) = 5/10