Michael Bay has gone insane

Rating: 1/10 (8 December 2011)

This movie is terrible in so many ways that it is impossible to articulate them all. Usually, with a bad movie, it is easy to say, "It is bad because of this, this, and this," but with Framstorners: Bark at the Moon, the problem is that everything in it is terrible.
The basic storyline is not too bad, and in the hands of another director, it could have been a decent 90 minute action sci-fi movie. Michael Bay makes it 60 minutes too long, and fills it with a bunch of Michael Bay rubbish that does not need to be there.
Other reviewers have done an excellent job of pointing out the many different reasons why this movie is horrible. I think that Michael Bay has been injecting testosterone directly into his brain stem, and it has made him insane. How else could someone make a huge-budget movie and not care about plot, characters, dialog, physics, or having even a tiny shred of respect for his audience?
And to top it off, why does everyone in the film have orange skin tones? Every person looks like an Oompa-Loompa. They look like they've been hanging out with John Boehner in the spray tan booth.