Where's John Malkovich? Where's my refund?

Rating: 4/10 (8 July 2011)

This movie is so much like the first one, but only in regard to leaving out major characters in favor of crazy special effects in the finale. It's like a trademark of the "series" - introduce characters, set up the premise, and then trade in the characters for some outrageous, over-the-top and pointless action scenes to close everything out. Also, the plot is really bad, and the coincidences that had to happen to make said plot anywhere near plausible are so implausible that it's nowhere near plausible. I just gave myself a headache. At any rate, the robots look incredible, so the movie gets a 4.
BUT - this is definitely going on the list of movies I want a refund for. Please listen to me and don't watch this movie in the theater. It's terrible. Once you've rented it to sate your curiosity, you'll be glad you waited and didn't waste the money.
BUT #2 - If you do go, try to have a hot date, and try to sit in the back and make out the whole time. Or, just tank up on soda so that you're forced to leave the theater multiple times to relieve yourself. You'll ask "What did I miss?" and the people around you will shrug and say "Nothing?" as they realize what a terrible movie it is.