Transformers: Dark of the Moon - 0 Stars

Rating: 1/10 (8 November 2012)

I spent almost two hours of my life waiting in line to buy a ticket for this darn movie. That was a much better experience than watching this darn movie. "Transformers: Dark of the Moon" is the worst American movie I have ever seen since I saw "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen." Like murder and adultery, both movies have no right to exist.
For the third straight film, the Autobots and Decepticons are once again on a race for the possession of something. The Autobots must find it before the Decepticons or else. Let me ask you something. Does it really matter what they're after? Would it make much of a difference if I told you they were fighting for a washing machine? Not really, because its only purpose is to provoke these robots to pound each other relentlessly until one of them lose their head. That last sentence might sound like the entire blueprint for "Dark of the Moon", but I assure you that there's actually a plot this time. *wink*
Before we get to that, I must first state the obvious fact that Megan Fox's Mikaela has been replaced by Rosie Huntington-Whiteley's Carly. Different characters, but both are just about as irrelevant. Now how can I describe Carly's role in one sentence? We get a long and carefully planned shot at her panty-covered butt before we get to see her face.
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