Transformers: Dark of the lunar...

Rating: Null/10 (29 July 2011)

Transformers: Dark of the Moon Synopsis:
Dude... Autobots, "Prisoners of WAR!!!" man this is an advanced alien race of egomaniacal robots and now we've given them human weaknesses.... if that's not all, I thought the Decepticons were ruthless and sadistic, I was expecting to see bumblebee roasting on a stick and not having to hold his head waiting to die... I mean, his arm is a gun for god's sake.
OK, lemme not talk about the action for a bit; the story was incoherent and most scenes made no sense at all in having them there, the first 30mins was like watching the first 30mins of a very, and I mean VERY, predictable chic flick mixed in with a terrible so called funny movie like "Corky Romano" (more so, a very very bad version of corky romano, which is already a terrible movie to say the least). It almost made me puke. As in they actually waited an entire 2hrs to kiss (like that was the most important scene in the movie). To say the truth, if I wasn't so hungry at the beginning of the movie, I wished I was elsewhere. And that bit where Starscream blew up that spaceshit (read it exactly as its written), talk about the most predictable part of the entire movie, it was so obvious that they'd find a way back before the ship even got out of the earth's atmosphere.
Back to the Robots; OK is it me or are these the flimsiest robots you have ever seen. I mean Ironhide melted after being shot once, Sam (a mere human, not even military trained nor muscular) was able to pop off Laserbeak's head? I mean I could try to rip apart this computer I'm using with my bare hands but I would be screaming and bleeding like a mofo by the time I'm done and this guy got off without even a scratch; Not even Hamisi is that able, and mind you he has the roughest hands in this side of the office as far as I'm concerned.
Action; the only worthwhile action that was worth talking about was Optimus Prime fighting off the other big robots, and he got tangled in some wires, for like 20mins he was still in those wires; and here I thought he had some big guns, a flaming sword and a huge axe to say the least.
Oh yeah, there is also the issue of there being only ONE just ONE hot chic in this movie. JUST ONE!!! If I'm going to sit for two hours watch a truck load of nonsense there had better be more reason than there being a bunch of flimsy robots getting their asses handed to them for 40mins or more.
Most of all I will NEVER EVER EVER! forgive Michael Bay for messing with the holiest of Holies in the world of Sci-Fi Movie. "The needs of the many, outweigh the needs of the few"; He selected Spock's dying words in one of Star Trek's best ever movies (The Wrath of Khan) and put them in one of the CRAPPIEST MOVIES ever made. Why oh why did Leonard Nimoy ever agree to being part of this horrific mess
Well on a scale of 1-10 I give this movie a 3. I'd have given it 1 but I still love huge robots fighting.