Unbearable

Rating: 2/10 (29 October 2011)

I swear that I tried to see "Transformers: Dark of the Moon". Michael Bay's film probably is so noisy to avoid that the viewer sleeps. It may help, since wakes up the viewer when the noise increases too much, but it is not enough. I have seen this film with two other people and we three have taken naps along the never-ending story of 154 minutes running time.
The awful story is ridiculous and the characters are imbecile and inconsistent. The hero Shia LaBeouf has the face of an idiot, is a simple filing clerk in an office and out of the blue, he is the savior of mankind in a total absurd. His girlfriend with Botox in the lips is a decorative character and may be a great model, but her acting is limited to make faces and mouths and nothing else.
The excessive use of stereotypes and exacerbated patriotism is also irritating. A film can not be limited to special effects only; otherwise it is unbearable to be watched. My vote is two.
Title (Brazil): "Transformers: O Lado Oculto da Lua" ("Transformers: The Dark Side of the Moon")