157 minutes ennui

Rating: 1/10 (2 July 2011)

First fault in the movie after it starts .... u start to wonder how come a nerd, jobless Fuk, non-handsome....in short the biggest loser ( Sam Whitwicky) on the planet land two Hotties.....Megan fox and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley...WTF
The title of the movie is repeated in the movie for like 136 times SAM: blah blah....Dark of the moon? Optimus Prime: Dark of the moon is.........blah blah Everyone: Dark of the moon FTW
The third trailer of the movie is not a collection of scenes from the movie...but just the last two minutes of the movie....and believe me the trailer is the best part of the movie. (And the first trailer is the first 2 minutes of the movie)( the second trailer is the collection of scenes from both these trailers)
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley proves again that hot gals doesn't have/need any talent....she cant act, she cant run, she cant cry, she cant speak...but who cares she got an amazing rack.
Then Transfomers get less screen time than the other human characters...even during supposedly intense battle sequences they show humans flying/running around rather than two insanely huge robots ass- kicking
OPTIMUS PRIME IS A BIG PUSSY.....Proof: When battle is intense there is no sight of Optimus prime ...but wen finally Autobots are winning (because of some human wielding a handgun) then he suddenly comes around and kills of the retreating Decepticons.
BUMBLEBEE IS A GOOD CATCHER....he seems to be appearing in the movies only wen the heroes are falling towards their death or they need to run away from some super awesome Decepticon with ultra cool weapons.(and then he gets caught)
200 super cool robots against 7 average robots and handful of humans and 1 supermodel...who do u think will win?
And finally again the biggest disappointment in the movie is definitely Shia LaBeouf,...I don't even know y is he there in the first place ......he cant act, he cant run and he doesn't have an amazing rack (thoguh he can shriek like a gal)
And the soundtrack isn't copied from transformers 1 ( as they did in 2nd part) but the soundtrack seems very much close to inception
luckily this is the last transformers movie.....hopefully it will be the last Michael Bay movie..