You will want your money back

Rating: Null/10 (30 June 2011)

If you've had the misfortune of watching Battlefield L.A, you will know what I mean when I say that this movie doesn't know what it wants to be. The ancient Greeks said that for a story to satisfy the spectator, it needs to have a start, a middle and an ending.
This one starts with endless scenes of Shia LaBeouf's new love life, ends with a cheap message from Optimus which makes us wonder what was there any different from TF1 and TF2, and the middle is a clusterfck of useless characters, pointless drama/jokes scenes and slow motions which show us nothing we haven't seen before. TEN MINUTES, you will watch one of the Decepticons take down a building. TEN MINUTES.
I'm sorry, is this the WTC September 11 reenactment of American valour and heroism, or a TRANSFORMERS MOVIE. A lot of the battle scenes are once again poorly shot like in TF2 in very close up shots so you can't really feel the awesomeness of huge robots fighting and the story has more plot holes than the Iraki navy.
I started to even miss Megan Fox, at least she was eye candy.