Make it STOP

Rating: 1/10 (31 May 2015)

How can a movie be this bad, if i could rate this movie a 0 i would, the story make no sense, the dialog is terrible, the acting, don't get me started on the acting, why oh why is Alan Tudyk playing a gay body guard with some sort of accent from who knows what country. Does Micahel Bay sit at home at night making list of actors he wishes to ruin?. To be honest i couldn't get through this movie the first time and even forcing myself to watch it so i could properly review it i could barely stand to watch the whole thing from start to finish. Shia La bouf gives his normal screamy whinny performance and how we are meant to believe that he can land a gorgeous and successful Rosie Huntington-whiteley by walking up to her and bragging about getting a medal off the president and then continuously acting like a jerk for the whole movie is beyond me. I could rant about this movie all day but i digress, save yourself the trouble and never ever watch this movie ( or any other Transformer movie). I hate this movie.