Pitiful excuse to show off an ugly blonde

Rating: 3/10 (29 June 2011)

I knew Transformers 3 would be bad as no one had reviewed it in advance. That's always a bad sign. Also all the talk about Megan Fox not being in the movie and Shia shooting his mouth off also was tip off. This movie seems to be an excuse to show off an ugly blonde woman who seems not to know that there is any other color clothing but white and wears inappropriate attire to work. Every time I say Rosie Huntington- Whiteley on the screen all I could think of was Edna Mose and her summation of super models "stupid little stick figures with poofy lips". Not only is she ugly but she's the worst actress I have ever seen. She and Shia have absolutely no chemistry but Michael Bay must have been in love with her as he shot so many scenes of just her and her body that it started becoming ridiculous.
Let me just say from a females perspective, Megan Fox might not have been great but her character was at least well written and we women appreciated the fact that she could get herself out of trouble without Sam. She didn't slow him down and she sure as hell would never have tried to stop him from saving his best and most trusted friend-Bumble Bee. Just for that he should have kicked Carly to the curb.
As far as the plot, well we all know there wasn't one. Just one robot battle scene after another. As far as the humor and annoying characters were concerned, it wasn't as bad as Transformers 2. And these characters weren't half as annoying as the supermodel girlfriend. John Malkovich was wasted. Turturro was his usual. Tudyk and Jeong were funny. I really was disappointed that they used Leonard Nimoy the way they did. Some of the special effects were nice.
The whole movie just makes you have to ask yourself what was Steven Spielberg thinking when he saw the finished product, hard to believe that he's sunk this far with his craft.3/10