Please, Michael Bay

Rating: 5/10 (23 October 2011)

Before I begin this review I must say that I truly adore and enjoy Michael Bay films. In addition, I believe that he is a talented director. That said. Mr. Bay I beg you, Please,do not ever make another Transformers movie. The entire movie franchise dishonored the original Hasbro toys and inspired TV series. I honestly don't know where to start. Perhaps with the awful yet beautiful performances by said Megan Fox in the first two movies. No, wait I'd rather start with the "subliminally" racist autobots introduced in the second installment of this film series. I mean really why would you even include those bots?
Anyways, This is supposed to be a review the third "horror", I mean film. Simply put, the movie sucked. I argued with my lady friend to go see it and in the end I looked like an idiot. Thank you for that by the way! This truly was a disaster, from the confusing cinematography to a huge snake that did nothing for the movie it was truly horrible but the best out of all three.