Oh my god...that was worst movie in my life...

Rating: Null/10 (31 July 2011)

Look..OK first of all my English is bad..take my honest apology for that.
Second thing:
Few weeks earlier i was reading IMDb reviews for this movie. I already have opinion that this database has some weird reviews and ratings and should be taken with grain of salt but it is still useful and funny to read.
So i have found here in countless reviews of Transformers: Dark of the Moon something like (i am quoting from my memory),i mean one person said:
*** Don't go in theater to watch this movie. Even if someone buy you a ticket you will still feel robbed and cheated after you see movie. ***
I was actually laughing at this and i thought something like: OK this guy is funny and is exaggerating a bit...
But..he was not..
This is absolutely most retarded movie i ever saw in my life. And yes i like these movies and i kinda liked first two movies. this was so shocking experience in my life and it was literally first movie which caused me feel that i was cheated at least with stolen time.
Story is so retarded that even mongoloid people would find it full of holes.
Yeah right. Robots have some shocking at blazing rockets which can destroy massive ships but at the same time they are fighting with axes and swords. I mean WTF?
That girl does not and she can't act.
What the heck was that about cool American soldier spirit? Why in the world every second movie has some crap about how cool American soldiers are? I was under impression that i am going to see movie about Transformers. Instead of that i got movie about cool American soldiers doing more crazy stuff then all Ethan Hunts, Last samurai, James Bondes and Thors of this world ca do. With robots somewhere in the middle. Did i mentioned that robots have hair and beard..Yes metallic beard..Ha?
Anyway listen this..
Don't waste your money. Take money and buy some pizza. Or even better give that money which was planned for buying ticket and pop corns to the first homeless person or drug addict you see on the street. Believe me you will do more good then wasting it on the movie. And you are still in the plus! How? Well you didn't wasted more then 2 hours of your life on that Michael Bay cr**. That's how my friend.
Terrible terrible movie experience..