Too many 's'plosions not enough script

Rating: 1/10 (2 July 2013)

Why do I or anyone else put ourselves through this ridiculous hope that the next Transformers movie will reflect what we want to see?
I wont talk about the human characters as this has been done to death. Instead i want to talk about the robots.
Optimus Prime What we expect - A courageous leader, who grants mercy and uses intelligence in battle. What we get - A coward who begs for his life (When Sentinel is about to dispatch him), Toughens up after said cowardice when faced with a beaten Megatron and decides to get all Hollywood bad-ass and kills with no mercy. But my favourite (retarded) Optimus moment is when he gets all p$%$%d off that the American government (including the astronauts) keep the discovery of the ARK from him and then later practically licks Buzz Aldrins A%$ later, if he was that mad he should have squashed the sneaky little spy into a patriotic pizza on the floor!
Bumblebee Why doesn't he speak! Ratchet has had shed loads of time to repair this minor fault. Bumblebee seems to be the Jar Jar of this franchise, useless and attempts to be funny in a slapstick way.
Ratchet The medic/engineer who couldn't replace a light bulb, he never fixes anything or any one.
The other Autobots Needlessly stereotyping other cultures, to what end Bay?
Megatron Cool he is a truck in the deserts, maybe we will get a cool truck on truck fight with Optimus? No. He falls into a depression and an insignificant autobot hugging model calls him a "Bitch", and he hesitates to squash her? You have the power just smush her between your thumb and index finger then kick Sentinel and Optimus' arses.
Starscream Not used enough he is a great character, needed far more development.
Soundwave and Laserbeak So he was a satellite now he is a super car, when did this happen? Laserbeak speaks like spongebob squarepants.
All other decepticons So you were hiding in the moon all this time, oh yeah because that was mentioned? NEVER!
If i talked about the human character flaws i could write an essay, but i wont. I liked the first film it was bad but had redeeming features the last 2 didn't, but you can bet your house i will be paying my £'s to watch the fourth.