I think that we should all go Uwe Boll on Michael Bay's ass.

Rating: 4/10 (13 September 2011)

Man, I would like to see that arrogant a-hole Uwe Boll beat the crap out of another arrogant bastard - Bay. If not that, well, fire Bay. Right now! I can't stand his movies anymore and this was the worst "Transformers" film I have ever seen, to be honest I never liked the first two films, also. I say, let's impeach Bay and cut of his loins for ruining already ruined trilogy.
Now! This is a final, ultimate battle of giant robots and humans. And we get to see an infinitive abundance of special effects and unnecessary explosions, but Bay, being a master of explosions, how dare me to keep Bay away from his explosions?! Shia LaBeouf entered in a high irritating mode, Josh Duhamel was there... well, he was there, with no exceptions, John Turturro was there, again for a comic relief, John is a great actor, but he did this for the money. Tyrese Gibson... again... he was there with a dry humor as most of his military crew. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley... a replacement for Megan Fox. I didn't actually care for Mikaela, but without her, a half of audience losses an impression from the previous films, so Bay had to pull out another talentless beauty, by the looks of things... Rosie, a well known model, no talent for acting at all, her lips were freaking terrible! Her lines were... well everybody's lines were horrifying! Her shoes did a lot better performance than her. Patrick Dempsey, what a hell is he doing here? Except playing a traitor of human race, that was disgusting. A bad villain. With no charisma... no charm. Nothing! Terrible character. Frances McDormand and John Malkovich, two greatest actors on the cast list did this for money also. And they were both there for some dry humor! Julie White and Kevin Dunn were again there as Sam's parents... well actually I am a cartoon G1 fan and I call him Spike, not Sam, and Spike... didn't have a mother! Alan Tudyk, a former Firefly co-star, he was good. Ken Jeong? The most irritating guy ever in the film. Only because the fame of "Hangover", Bay was like "Let's take this dude, the ratings will be higher" No! It's just making things worse! The worst character ever! Buzz Aldrin? What a hell?!
OK, now for the robots, I have never understood the idea and concept when it comes to the design of robots in this film. But, that's passable, I'll leave that alone. But, when it comes to the personality, robots didn't have it. They were totally without any personality or soul. Bumblebee is a retard again, decepticons are just evil... without any characteristics... I rest my case!