Give Us a Break

Rating: 1/10 (7 October 2011)

Transformers (2011) (Dark Side of the Moon) Shia LaBeouf, Josh Dumahel, John Tuturro, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, John Malcovich, Patrick Dempsey, Frances McDormand.
The Good Robots (Autobots) and the Bad Robots (Decepticons), who want to destroy the earth are at it again. That is all you really need to know.
Give us a break. However, if you want to experience bad acting throughout, listen to dubbed dialogue, watch disjointed scenes, sit through never-ending Robot battles, listen to mumbling dialogue when it isn't dubbed and be exposed to a very weak script, then this is for you (don't hold back Bob, tell us how you really feel).
The CGI is wonderful, but wonderful CGI does not a movie make. The Robot fighting scenes go on for too long, probably still going on, but they are spectacular. Can't deny that. And, they even threw in some really good eye-catching landscape scenery, but no one worked on the story. I couldn't figure out what was going on for the longest time except to (kind of) figure out that the Decepticons wanted to destroy the earth. Again, that is all you really need to know. Game On.
People lie to me all the time. Some said this was better than the other Transformers movies. HA! None were any good.
Violence: Yes. Sex: No. Nudity: No. Language: Yes, not much but some.