Whoop ass Michael Bay style

Rating: 8/10 (8 July 2011)

8 out of 10 because it was entertaining. Entertaining Michael Bay style. Lot of action...and action. And, wait for it.... some more action!
Yeah. So, there was a plot but how they pieced it all together was sorta clumsy. It's like there were too many different parts that were just forced together. And there were some editing mistakes or other stuff that didn't make that much sense. Like for example Optimus lost his trailer with his flygear on it and then some minutes later he just comes flying in and kicking some ass Optimus Prime style (yeah!) with his flygear (doh) on. I was like "well OK... so he got his flygear..right". Sorta felt like they should have shown that.
Anyhoo. There were some good things also. Like for example the bit with Bumblebee. It made me cry.. you'll see it then. That was a huge plus :) Emotional stuff is always good!
The new chick, wasn't that bad. Pretty decent considering she's a model and this was her first? time acting in a movie (or acting altogether?). To be fair, she didn't have to act much but the bits she did act, she acted pretty well.
What annoyed me was that "badass bitch" .. you'll know what i'm talking about when you go see it. And then too many lame jokes. Come on. The second Transformers had enough of those already but still you keep on going.. keep on throwing water into hot stones (you've heard of a sauna, right?). Oh yeah and then the music. ENOUGH WITH LINKIN PARK ALREADY! It's CRAP.
Still, despite of all that negative stuff, it was entertaining and since I wasn't expecting anything more than a huge amount of whoopass Autobot style and seeing how they destroy Chicago, I was happy with what I saw! Hence, 8 stars.
Michael Bay doesn't disappoint if you know what you're gonna get. He might even surprise you just a tiny bit, with huge ass explosions, and way too cool looking Transformers! IN 3D! (3D was better than before)
Oh and. Bumblebee and Optimus, i LOVE j00!