Using the GDP of a small country they made.. THIS?!?!?!

Rating: 1/10 (16 July 2011)

Transformers 3: Dark Side of the Moon is a movie that I wish I could forget. They spent God knows how much money on this crap.
The plot was disjointed, not believable, and just plain horrible. The characters had no depth whatsoever, either. I was wowed at some of the special effects,though, but I laughed at others. I thought Michael Bay just had a bad day while filming Revenge of the Fallen, but I'm afraid he's just going downhill. Also what almost made me gouge my eyes out were the incredibly ridiculous, horrible and disjointed battle scenes. I literally thought of walking out of the theater.
Length was also a big issue. With a movie this bad, they should at least do us the courtesy of shortening it. With about 2 1/2 hours of this, I just got refills of my soda every so often. Yeah, it was that bad.
If I can say one good thing about this movie, it's that there are some funny one liners with lowbrow humor. That's about the only good thing throughout the movie, but it doesn't happen often. Seriously, don't see this movie. I beg you