How did they beat Megan Fox?

Rating: Null/10 (13 November 2011)

Take reviews from countless pointless CGI infested movies and stick them here.
This movie neither repulsed me nor engrossed me and to be frank I think the people harping on about scientific inaccuracies should never have considered any of the 3 Transformer movies as suitable viewing. There are so many holes in the plot it looks like Swiss Cheese. So what?
I will say this however and I never EVER thought I would: I preferred Megan Fox. I can't believe it myself but they somehow managed to find someone with even less facial muscles and a screen presence that is almost ethereal. I never thought it was possible to make a grade "A" genetically "superior" human specimen and make them so unimaginably dull to the point of irritation. That is the only lasting impression this movie has given me.
Not 150 minutes wasted but definitely 150 minutes that could have been used watching something better.