God , that was awful !

Rating: 1/10 (28 May 2008)

You know one day in future our descendants will look history and say how tasteless and simple minded we were in entertainment especially movie making , 7th art. All the big product ads , massive marketing hype and lots of CGI and other special effects. Add some stupid cr..py dialogue , US Armed Forces propaganda and a few hot chicks for eye candy : Here is Transformers. A huge excuse for massive explosions , typical Michael Bay (creator of Pearl Harbor disaster. Not the historical attack. Disaster of a movie made in 2000 I am talking about ) style. I bet he is laughing while counting big bucks he got by suckering all stupid 15 year old male target audience (MTV generation we might say) to theaters and showed them worst acted , edited and plotted film I have ever seen in my life. I really congratulate myself in fact because I had sense not to see it in movie theater and spend money on it. I just borrowed a DVD and wasted two hours no..no endured two hours of torture. I mean CGI and massive explosions are all nice but what about character development , proper acting , a sensible story ? You know essentials of a scenario or proper editing ? Nada , zero , none. Michael Bay must have assumed that we will be in love with giant robots fighting each other and USAAF aircraft firing missiles. But robots were not even primary characters. Primary characters are a boy who wishes to impress a hot chick , his first date , a bunch of US Army grunts , a hot chick computer hacker and her fat stupid hacker friend , Defence Secretary of US ( who is old veteran actor Jon Voight. He must really have been desperate for money to play this non character ). There are so many coincidences , convenient occurrences , clichéd plot points you really have to turn your brain off to see it to the end. Lame slapstick humor completes this whole mess and destroys whatever self respect these characters or movie itself had...
Hot damn I am annoyed. I will do my best to forget this latest Bay calamity. I think I need a therapy for that. Worst big budget movie after Independence Day. If this is the best they can do that means American movie industry is dead and buried long time ago. My recommendation to Bay. Quit movie making and start your own demolition business...