Very very bad (good fx though)

Rating: 1/10 (24 September 2007)

Oh dear, really oh dear.
I mean I didn't expect much; I kind of hoped it would be OK, but Jesus it was bad.
Special Effects were good, I must say not exceptional, but good and lots of them. However plot, acting, plausibility, and story, pretty much anything that makes a film worthwhile was non-existent.
As I couldn't give a crap about anybody in this comical tale I didn't even get through the 144 minutes, way too long. I will point out that I am not 3 years old, which of course is the intended audience demographic for this trash, so I guess I am missing the proverbial point.
I might be getting old (redundant statement as we all are), but this is not a film it's a special effects extravaganza (wow I can spell that), the ridiculous comical relief scene's when they hide in the garden, shows the film makers didn't really care too much either about any plausibility.
Had a couple of drinks as I am writing so my English might not be the best.
Glossy, Pretty, expensive and silly, but still crap.
1/10