How can so many people like this?!

Rating: 1/10 (21 July 2007)

I sat and watched it and yawned the whole way through. It seemed like the whole 112 minutes was just a whole lead up the the last 20 minutes were something actually good happened, but even then it was just one of those graphical blurs were you can't even make out what the hell is happening, all you see is some flashes of characters and a few punches getting laid in to them. The plot was horrible, I mean, they were after a God damned cube! Sure kids may like this movie, because it's shiny to look at, and to be fair kids like horrible movies. I used to like The Mario Bros movie, but now when I watch it I realise just how crap it really is. All I can say for this movie is that Michael Bay has done it again. He has taken something I love (Texas Chainsaw Massacre) and flat out dumped all over it. What a jackass. What's worse is he's planned a sequel, what will the plot be in that?! Will they chase down another shape, perhaps a sphere? Who knows? All I know is that I'm not gonna pay to go and see it.
It would be a pity to see a good movie like Harry Potter get beat by this piece of crap.
The one good thing I can say about this is that the CGI was good looking, the robots looked real. However I'm not one of these people that thinks a movie is great because it looks shiny. (The Matrix) Therefore I gave it a 4.