There is about 30 minutes of entertainment, but the rest is poop.

Rating: 3/10 (9 July 2007)

To be fair, there was about 30 minutes of good material in this film. The roll-call sequences for the Decepticons and Autobots were just great. And John Turturro was easily the best actor and character in the entire film.
Still, when the plot has even less substance than the original 1984 film, you know something is just not right.
For the most part this is just Michael Bay poop filled with poor editing, camera work, music and a whole lot of nothing.
Let's not even mention the product placement. Or the Bionicle style Transformers. Or the overlong running time. Or...you get the idea.