Much less than meets the eye

Rating: 1/10 (13 November 2007)

I don't think this really needs yet another review, but I feel duty-bound to do my bit to offset the totally undeserved 10-stars given by so many persons apparently with no taste, or else involved with the production.
This is unquestionably the worst Michael Bay "film" I have ever seen. It makes some of Uwe Boll's stuff look Oscar-worthy. Perhaps it is the combination of Bay and Spielberg which resulted in something much worse than either could have managed alone. Mr. Spielberg, the king of schmaltz, has his stamp all over this one.
I guess the bad taste came from Mr. Bay's side of the family. I found the "Bros before Hoes" line to be downright offensive. And robots peeing on people. What is this, Scary Movie 5 or something? Absent plot, lame dialog, vomit-inducing camera-work, rotten acting, this movie has it all, no need to seek out a Uwe Boll film.
On the plus side, Megan Fox is pretty easy to look at. Too bad she can't act.
Oh, and the CGI isn't too bad. Must be where all the money went.