One haunting question...

Rating: 7/10 (26 February 2008)

Okay, first let me say that I didn't enjoy the toys as a kid, and I thought the TV series sucked. Maybe THAT'S why I liked the movie.
I never thought I'd like any movie by Michael Bay, and Steven Spielberg certainly didn't add any value to the movie with his insistence on making Bumblebee be the teen's first car, but ultimately, I enjoyed much of the finished product. The dialog was not great. Shia Laboeuf was nothing special (they should have used the kid from 3rd rock from the sun). My god! Yes, Megan Fox is frigging hot and yes, the Australian geek was annoying. I agree with all of that.
Call me lazy, but there's 1500 comments on this film, and I don't want to search them all for the one thing I want to know...
WHY WOULD SHIA AND MEGAN MAKE OUT ON TOP OF BUMBLEBEE AT THE END OF THE MOVIE?
I can put up with all the other crap, but after all of the harrowing experiences, after all of the damage and death and destruction. After Bumblebee was nearly destroyed and was obviously repaired at the end, why would you lay on top of your buddy, your friend, your brother-at-arms, even if you want to just look at him as your sentient-robotic-automobile-from-another-planet... why would you lay on top of him to have sex? It's a Spielberg film so I doubt it was for a little engine vibration, so why?
I've got to know.