Bay of Pixels

Rating: 3/10 (18 July 2007)

Much like having shards of metal ejaculated into your eyes for two hours.
Ready-made for drinking games: Drink every time the camera spins around one of the robots while it's transforming. Drink every time the little robot inexplicably makes the same noises as Stripe the Gremlin. Drink every time you see Megan Fox's cleavage.
Vastly expensive and eminently forgettable, a feature length commercial for a line of toys aimed at children too young to see the movie itself. Zero character development among either the human or computer-generated cast. Would have been far more entertaining as a playable video game, but I'm sure such cross-marketing has already been taken care of...