You will become stupider by watching this.

Rating: 1/10 (25 September 2009)

Seriously, this is the dumbest movie I've ever tried to watch.
I didn't even last an hour. Absolutely nothing in the film works: The humour falls flat every time.
The action is boring.
The story is unbelievable on every conceivable level.
The acting is laughable.
It makes Maximum Overdrive seem like Citizen Kane.
Seriously, this film has *no* redeeming qualities whatsoever. Worst of all, it's absolutely drop-dead boring and predictable at every turn.
Avoid at all costs.