Amazing graphics + bad directing + a horrible script + a big lot of entertainment = Transformers

Rating: 4/10 (8 July 2007)

OK, this is without doubt an entertaining movie, though this is mostly accredited to the amazing action and 10-metre-tall robots (which is obviously impressive in itself) which are sentient and which have eyes that blink... yeah.
The opening in itself says much about the script. Before time began, there was (short dramatic pause) The Cube. Although somewhat annoyed at the lack of proper sentences escaping the characters' mouths, I did catch myself working hard to contain my laughter when a giant robot comes with sentences such as "I can smell you, human".
The sheer stupidity of some also amazes me. Particularly two things. The autobots (except Optimus Prime) all seem to all have ADHD or something of the sort as well as being severely without comprehension of the idea of not being seen, which leads me to the other annoying thing about this movie (except the infinite amounts of ammo each transformer seems to carry). The humans can not for the life of them spot the 10-meter tall robots 'sneaking' about in the STREETS, and almost in crowds, not to mention that even if the robots contain high amounts of radiation, Geiger counters can't seem to track them either...
In spite of all these flaws, this is indeed an entertaining movie, and if nothing else, a good laugh, at least in my opinion.