The Rape of the Transformers

Rating: 5/10 (25 September 2007)

In this movie you will witness the rape of the whole Transformers concept in the name of, amongst other things, US army propaganda. After about 45min into the movie I couldn't wait for it to end. I don't know where to start. It was obvious that Shia LeGoof could not believe his luck starring in this film. Megan Fox? Pretty? Who cares? Even if she had shown skin, she would still not be worth the 7euros. Classic nerdy boy-super hot chick plot line. We've seen it before (for the past 30years actually). The marines? They should have all perished in the first 15min of the film. And please stop adding lines about freedom in movies. Americans have not tasted freedom yet. Besides Tranformers, it's another concept they haven't fully grasped yet. Secretary of Defense? Sad and pathetic. I heard they are hoping for a trilogy. If the sequel is anything like this, it is going to be a flop. I sincerely hope they lose serious money in 2009. It's a shame IMDb does not allow half marks. This movie is a 4.5/10. However, if you take away the first 45min or so and the at times excellent visual effects, it would barely reach 2/10 in my books. Every Transformers fan should get their hands on this movie, so that they don't pay hard-earned money when the sequel comes out. You have been warned!