This was supposed to be a movie .... right?

Rating: 1/10 (12 July 2007)

Because for some reason I felt as if I were watching a deranged 144 minute "Victoria's Secret models meets Chevy Car Company Robots" commercial. I knew the movie would be bad, I just never thought that it would be THAT bad. I'm a pretty open minded person, I can live with a few plot holes in the story, even some cheesy lines thrown here and there, (I watched ID4 for God's sake). This movie just defies all of that ... I have never wanted to leave the theater as much as I did that night.
I can't explain it ... I am upset about sitting there for over two hours and watching this travesty. I am upset about contributing to the gross for opening weekend. I am upset about watching a Michael Bay film. But overall, I think that I am just upset that this movie just really, really sucked. The special effects were good but even they couldn't save the movie. They couldn't save the horrible acting, they couldn't save the lack of story ... everything is one dimensional and I just didn't care about anything or anybody. The ending battle dragged, there was no suspense, there was no emotion ... truly a waste of time.