Die Michael Bay Die!

Rating: 2/10 (18 February 2008)

I rated this movie a 2. For me, that means it was mostly in focus. Mostly. This movie is so awful I had a hard time not screaming during viewing. Actually, that isn't entirely true. I did scream a few times. This movie is stupid. Painfully stupid. I just wasted 2 hours of my life stupid. They should have a film crimes commission that can try villains like Michael Bay, who has serially made bad movies. Pearl Harbor was Lawrence of Arabia compared to this. Plot holes, logic problems, and just terrible acting abound in this piece of garbage. I recommend it only for the brain dead, and Florida policemen. Okay, apparently I have to write more to get this submitted. Acceptable punishments for those responsible: First, none must be allowed to make any more movies. Second, the writer, director, and producer must be thrown from a plane without a parachute, and land in a wood chipper with dull blades. Thirdly, all the money made off this must go to build hospitals and schools to help repair the damage this crap has caused to civilization.