About as bad as film as you will ever see...

Rating: 1/10 (30 October 2007)

Look, I enjoy a silly sci-fi film as much as the next man, but this film was just terrible. There really is nothing else that can be said.
BUT, seeing as IMDb insist on at least ten lines before comments can be posted, here is a list of the problems with this film:
1. the script - George W. Bush might have done better;
2. the acting - about as convincing as an Irish politician;
3. the plot - again, Dubya might have had a hand in it;
4. the product placement - Cringe McCringe with extra cringe; and
5. the length - incredibly, the editors could not shorten this film, despite most of it being unnecessary fluff....
...just like everything after the second line of this review.