A garbage can in a blender with the lid off.

Rating: 5/10 (14 July 2007)

Why are they pushing me to get horny for a 16 year old? What the heck was that movie about? Why is ALL the physics so wrong? You can stand a fall from space but not (relatively) minor temperature or pressure fluctuations? You are light as a feather until you transform, when you can break asphalt with your footsteps? ALL the dialog is that rapid fire whining, typical of a Woody Allen movie. Most of all, when the action was happening, who was the bad guys and who was the good guys? If only you had let a Japanese writer do the story, maybe it would have made some sense. In a movie geared around action, the action was incomprehensible in the second half of the movie. Please, please, no sequel.