----- Second worst film ever!!! -----

Rating: 1/10 (8 December 2007)

I only joined IMDb to say that this is easily the second worst film I have ever had the misfortune of enduring.
Like all michael bay "films" (and I use the term loosely, as it more strongly resembles a very long commercial for ebay and various car manufacturers), the script is, at best... godawful.
I can only conclude michael bay categorically hates humanity - particularly moviegoers - and that this is his primary motive for making these torturous abominations: to inflict as much suffering as possible upon his victims.
We have to stop this foul creature from spawning any more of these diabolical creations - each of them is not only an embarrassment to humankind, but a waste of natural resources, and an unforgivable crime against humanity! Please write to your local authorities and insist upon his immediate arrest.
What movie could possibly be worse than this, I hear you ask? michael "the misanthrope" bay's "pearl harbour" - but only because it was longer.