Michael Bay is anti-American

Rating: Null/10 (10 July 2007)

First he turns one of the worst atrocities in American history, into a love story. And an all out puss-fest.
Michael Bay, why must you destroy the story of Transformers? I give you props for the amazing CGI. But your major flaw was changing the look and the storyline. The Transformers are way too detailed, and have way too many parts to actually distinguish which Robot is which (Decepticons). The battles are amazing, but it's extremely hard to tell who exactly is doing what to whom.
The other flaw, is the weak-ass-ed storyline. The cartoon had the humans as mainly insignificant creatures. Caught between the waring factions. The majority of the film is based around Sam Witwicky. I understand the need for this, but give me a break Bay. Can't you put your ego and talentless mind aside for one minute, and just make an all out slug-fest? This should have been a CGI infested movie of WAR between two robot armies.
There were plot holes galore as well. The product placement was insane. Almost to the point of annoyance. An XBOX 360 comes to life? A mountain dew vending machine? A Cadillac comes to life and attacks a girls head? Where did these things go to? Why did the cube turn them, and essentially make them evil?
I'm in awe, that someone would find this script to have been green-lit. One can only hope Spielberg isn't losing his touch, and finds something as mediocre to use for the next Indiana Jones film.
If only I could remember more....I was so dumbed down by the experience, aside from the general eye candy that I can barely remember who I am. Christopher Nolan has more talent in his pubic hair.
Thanks Michael Bay. You've turned one of my favorite shows from the 80's into another Michael Bay, Nancy boy film...Way to get the story wrong.