2 1/2 hours of my life I'll never get back

Rating: 1/10 (31 July 2007)

OMG! This movie was a massive steaming turd! We saw it on a double bill at the drive in with "The Simpsons" (which was quite entertaining BTW). Had I known that this clunker would D-R-A-G out for two and a half hours, I would have packed the kids up, and left after the first movie. This is not a big-screen epic, and should never have been treated as one. This is a "potato chips for the brain" movie, based on a cartoon, that was intended to sell kids' toys 25 years ago.....remember? Had it been approached properly, as a ninety minute action fest, it may have worked. As is, it was TOO long, and there was way to much detail for such fluff. Also, the action scenes were too hard to follow, as the bad guys and good guys blurred together to look the same.