Worst of the worst

Rating: 1/10 (16 August 2008)

Seeing transformers at the movies was one of the most unpleasant experiences of my life. It was poorly shot, made little sense and I'm just not a fan of Shitloaf (Shia LaBeouf) at all. The presence of Megan Fox as eye-candy was probably the only upside, but there are better places to look for that than a bad action movie. I guess i was never a transformers fan anyway, but i doubt anything could really have helped this disaster. It even gave Spy Kids a run for its money as my least favourite film ever. If you find yourself in a position where you are being forced to watch Transformers, find a quick and effective method of suicide ASAP.