WTF? How can ANYONE like this piece of #%&

Rating: 1/10 (28 July 2007)

You'd have to be either a child, or an adult with the IQ level of a shower curtain to enjoy this movie. Here's what's wrong with it:
**It's tries waaay too hard to be "cool," hip, and current to our culture. It ends up mocking itself and fails miserably. There's never ANY sense of danger or drama at all, it's all just a happy, cheerful display of moving machines.
**It made me sick to my stomach how literally 30 seconds could NOT go by without some character in the movie making some lame ass childish joke. I'm not exaggerating, 60 consecutive seconds could not go by without something moronic happening. It really bothers me that some dude made the conscious decision to have this movie be riddled with stupid, idiotic, 'teen' humor.
**Did it bother anyone else at how relatively easy it was for the humans to capture and restrain the Transformers?
**I hated the sense that the first half of the movie was the "story," and the second half was just like, "ok, now time for the action."
**Has the typical useless girl character who ends up being completely insignificant in the final parts of the movie, yet they spent so much time on her in the first half. She plays ZERO role at the end. Then again I guess it's better to have her do nothing, than give her a clichéd role of coming up behind some bad guy and saving the hero or something similar. And speaking of her, as usual, the movie makers obviously only care about appearance, since that girl couldn't act at all. Look at the moment(s) where she encounters the Transformers. Instead of looking shocked and in complete disbelief at seeing a several story tall live robot, she has the same expression you would have if you saw someone at work, who you previously could've sworn had the day off, but you see them at work anyway. She had that SAME subtle look.
**I'll say one positive thing for once, the main character, who I also liked in Disturbia, has good energy to him and seems to have a knack for comedic timing. He's the only person who I DIDN'T want to shoot after seeing this piece of crap.
**I haven't wondered this hard about "what they were thinking" since I first heard Wakka's voice acting from Final Fantasy 10.