Is everyone this retarded?

Rating: 1/10 (6 July 2007)

It is hard to believe a true fan of the Generation 1 series would write such a horribly muddled movie that vomits the concept of the terribly constructed Transformer: Armada series which was thankfully canned. Yet, here it is on the big screen and very much like every other sappy teen love comedy with action story we've been subjugated to the last 10+ years. Its old, you made Optimus Prime dance around the outside of a house to hide from parents, then had a whole unnecessary conversation between mother, father and child about masturbation and the code names to call it. Reminds me of Pearl Harbor, The Hulk and a few other films out there, if you cut out the stupidity, drama and comedy, some of the core realism and originality of what it once was is there, if only for a few fleeting moments. Please stop pissing on people's childhoods for money.