Two A Half Hours: Lost To The Universe

Rating: 1/10 (15 July 2007)

Truly a waste of time. Shaky cameras covering up poorly staged action sequences. It features wooden (robotic?) performances from the likes of John Torturo throughout. Not a smidgen of intelligent dialog. Plot is superficial and shallow. ("Do you think my performance is shallow?", said Mikela.) I truly found the trailer more entertaining simply because it wasn't long enough for me to fall asleep. Micheal Bay has now completed the "Holy Trinity of Bad Action Flicks" (Armegeddon, Pearl Harbor and this piece of cr@p). And more importantly, where's Ben? Self indulgence and shameless product placement aside, this one still doesn't pass the smell test.
Yuck!