Spoilers: Purely for Pubescents

Rating: 3/10 (11 May 2008)

Other than some cool visual effects that can all be captured in a preview shot of a few minutes without a plot, this film is purely for pubescents. If you're a teenager you'll appreciate the hot women in little clothing, the stupid dialog (including from the robots), and lack of plot. But you also shouldn't be watching it because of the nasty language, sexual allusions and other garbage in this film. What ever happened to the Transformers that were meant for kids? Now they're intended for grown ups with the minds of children who obviously wrote this mess just for themselves.
Not recommended for children or anyone with a mind.