Almost Transformers

Rating: 3/10 (18 January 2008)

Well I was exited to see a Transformers Movie in Making and I never thought i would be so tasteless, ugly, annoying and well, not Transformers with huge plot Mistakes and Cheesy Humor.
From the beginning I was on to some serious holes in the story such as when Blackout uses that weapon of mass destruction thing where IT blows up airplanes and tanks effortlessly, I thought to my self the Autobots are done for. But no later he uses the same weapon which mysteriously is worth crap.
And what did they do to Jazz, and what did Jazz do to them to deserve that kind of treatment, from his personality to his death everything looked like they were making it up as they moved along.
And why the Hell did the Allspark regenerate Frenzy's body but when Bumblebee touched it, his vocal processor didn't get fixed. It creates entire robots but can't fix a mute one? The CG Transformers were overdone, too much useless crap on them that they didn't need or use, it was like listening to the tech talk on Star Trek, useless and pointless just for show.
I swear i feel like they didn't have a script at all they just improvised, and did a horrible job at it. And there is more but i just can't bring myself to point out all the mistakes because its a full time job.
I liked the Cars though, especially the Mustang Barricade, but that's it hated the movie, and having a hot babe does not make a good movie, but luckily Transformes has two so we are saved. Thanks Micheal Bay!