Overrated Stupidity = Waste of Film

Rating: 2/10 (29 June 2007)

I'm sick and tired of Hollywood pushing trash on the plate of the American people and expecting us to pay to eat it all up. That's the case with Transformers. The Hype far outmatched the crappy movie itself. It features nothing but ridiculous action set pieces and horribly fake looking CGI robots. There's NOTHING to enjoy because the CGI is just that bad.
Why does anyone think the butt ugly CGI looks anything but fake? The robots themselves don't react well with their environment. You never, not for one single moment, believe the wild and silly things seen on screen. Nothing carries any weight and nothing feels even remotely believable. (Even if you're eight years old and believe what you see, why fire guns at them? Firing tiny metal at giant robots is akin to hurling ground hamburger at human beings) This mess of a movie will make good money right off the bat (unfortunately) but word of mouth will kill it fast. Mark this comment down.