What on earth do people like about this gibberish?

Rating: 1/10 (31 October 2007)

Ooops, I'm sorry, I didn't write an actually summary in the "summary" line. Well, here's an accurate summary of this film: BOOM! BANG! SMASH! CRASH! EXPLOSION! KABOOM! That's all. That's it. That's the film.
A couple hundred million dollars spent on CGI and visuals, with a script that was ostensibly written by a couple of kindergarten kids with crayons. Absolutely no real plot, zero character development, a lead character that even a mother couldn't love (yet we're supposed to root for him), and a ridiculously undeveloped love story that makes even the most superficial romantic comedies look good. And let's not forget the horrendously bad dialogue; I died a million deaths when I heard the transformers uttering phrases such as "My bad", and "what's up my bitches". And let's not to mention the abhorrent product placement (ebay shelled out big money to be advertised here, I'm sure!).
"We learned English from the world wide web." -- Optimus Prime
This film is STRICTLY for people who love brainless CGI laden smash-em-up films.