Candy coated pile of poo

Rating: 3/10 (25 August 2007)

The girl is hot, Shia Lebeuf is irritating, the soldier boys are completely undeveloped characters. The action is ever present, but in typical Michael Bay form it is full of flash and little substance, as well as too many discontinuities to count. Michael Bay is without a doubt the WORST big name director in Hollywood. Is it too much to ask for an action movie with a story and character development? If you like action, sure, you have to see this. Spend as little as possible to do it, this is a candy coated pile of poo and the center is of the runny variety...
Since this has to have enough lines of text, I'll tell you about a movie you should see... Serenity. It's the final chapter to Joss Whedon's ill fated show, Firelfy. Check out the show first. By the time you see the last episode, you'll be utterly amazed that this show got canceled without all the episodes even being aired. There's action, there's romance, there's comedy. And it's a sci-fi western! If that doesn't say awesome, I don't know what does.
Check it out when you're not wasting your time with mindless drivel like Transformers...