A complete waste of time

Rating: 1/10 (29 August 2007)

This movie really makes you wonder about lots of things:
1. Does it have a screenplay or is the plot made up along the way? (Like the last seasons of X-Files :) ) 2. If it does have a screenplay why was it written the way it was? A. The screenplay writers where stupid. B. The public that the screenplay was intended for is stupid. C. The screenplay was made to make the public stupid (which goes under government conspiracy theories :) ). 3. Do movie directors have sex in periods between two films? 4. Are some of the IMDb comments written by the movie promoters? 5. What is colder outer space or North Pole? (check the Wikipedia for that one :))
And some trivial questions like:
6. Why do small robots act like gremlins? (from the movie gremlins that is) 7. How can a robot from another planet know when you plan to buy a used car? 8. Do used cars come with some kind of papers (previous owners, registration plates, etc)? 9. What can a robot gain by hooking up two teenagers? 10. Can a teenager out run a robot that can change himself into a car? 11. Can a teenager defeat a robot in hand to hand combat if the robot previously killed loads of air force 1 security team members? 12. If you where frozen on North Pole years before 1897 (there was no radio or TV stations back then and certainly there was no Internet) how is it possible that you can speak fluent English upon your unfreezing? 13. After being frozen for decades would your first word be: "I am Megatron."? 14. Would you arrange a massive fight in an overpopulated area or in a desert? 15. How is it that an entire army base is destroyed by just one robot but the same robot is killed by one man?
There are loads of questions more but my mind is too buffled by the recent movie experience. But the biggest question is:
16. How many times is the computer animation budget larger than the screenplay budget?
A. 2 times? B. 100 times? C. 1.000.000 times? D. 0 times (cos you can't divide a number by 0)?