I'd Rather Pay To See Spider - Man Three Again..And That Is Saying Something!

Rating: 1/10 (5 July 2007)

This was one of the worst films I have ever seen. Comparable only too the Thin Red Line -- and Wind Talkers. The script/plot is non-existent, and the way Shia LaBeouf acts on screen is a cookie cut of his time as Louis Stevens. Aside from a few visually entertaining moments the movie was a complete waste of time. A lot of the transitions in setting leave you wondering "why are they here?" "Who is that girl, and why is she British working in the NSA?" "Why are the Autobots on Mars at one point?" I could gripe about this movie for a few paragraphs ,but I am more or less witting this in hopes of deterring one person from wasting their money in as few words as possible. If you fit in the category of middle America that enjoys seeing barrels and building explode; I highly recommend this film to you! Otherwise wait a year for when it shows up on TNT or USA.