As Bad as Films Get

Rating: 1/10 (23 July 2007)

Optimus Prime says "Ooops, My Bad" during a 25 minute long (I timed it because I was so bored in the theatre) sitcom gag of hide-my-robot-pals from my parents.
Furthermore the film really isn't about Robots transforming and fighting their rival tribe. It's about:
1. A young kid trying to score with the class bimbo.
2. Computer analysts stealing government files and trying to crack a code while playing Dance Dance Revolution, telling the police not to step on grandma's carpet or she will get very, very angry, eating donuts and all the jokes that go along with eating donuts.
3. A wise-cracking Government inspector getting peed on and taking off his clothes.
4. How annoying it is to have to talk to an Indian guy when you dial long-distance.
Perhaps if I would have known it was a comedy, I would have known what to expect. The robots take a back seat to a bunch of wisecracks. I went in with low expectations and was physically sickened by how bad this film was.