Shia LaButtface

Rating: 1/10 (12 October 2007)

I cannot believe that people gave good reviews for this drivel. The only thing worse than the pee jokes and ridiculous plot (the world is ending but Sam Witwicky is worried about his parents finding out there are robots in the yard) is Shia LaBeouf's crap ass acting. How top Hollywood producers can scour the world for talent and come up with him is shocking. Is it the name? Is it the face? Is it maybe because he comes up with his own lines? Whatever the case, for some diabolical reason Hollywood is going to have this son of Satan on the illustrious silver screen for as long as they can float him.
Did you know that "when casting for the role of Robert Ford it came down to Casey Affleck and Shia LaBeouf. Affleck eventually got the role, because LaBeouf was felt to be too young."????!!?!?!?!? Too young?!?!?! The thought of him single handedly almost ruining that movie makes me shudder.
Oh, and he's going to be the next Indiana Jones. What a way to end a franchise you pickle-brained producers.
If/when Armageddon comes, you won't have to take a cyanide pill or throw yourself off a cliff. You can just buy this movie and play it at home. The sheer power of SUCK rays will melt your brain like Velveeta.