Spoilers? What's to spoil?

Rating: 2/10 (30 July 2007)

I could have saved the price of admission by stringing a couple dozen tin cans together, swinging them around in a circle, throwing them up in the air and letting them come down on my head fifty times or so, pausing only to sneak an occasional look at the mean-looking lady down the block. She is over thirty, just as the girl who's supposed to be still in high school in this movie looks to be, but is probably a much better actress.
But then, who wouldn't be?
If you choose to do it my way, be very sure to swing those cans around really fast, so you'll be good and dizzy when they hit you in the head. That way, you'll experience the director's technique of constantly revolving the camera around the actors and the tin cans, whether it needs to be or not.
Hmm... Did this guy also direct "Armeggedon"? I better go look. If that turns out to be true, I'll write his name down and post it in a prominent place, so I can avoid further eyestrain, ear-strain and nausea at the multiplex.
(Why'd I give it a "2"? Just feeling generous,I guess.)