Why Does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies?

Rating: 3/10 (15 July 2007)

This summer blockbuster stunk worse than the bathroom of a Mexican restaurant on "All-You-Can-Eat Fish Taco Day." The acting ranged from acceptable (Shia Lebouf) to horrific (Jon Voight). As expected with any action film, the character development was lacking. It seemed that to make up for this, Michael Bay had the soundtrack play for what seemed the entire movie. If I have to listen to that Linkin Park song one more time, I am going to lock myself in the closet and listen to My Chemical Romance until my ears bleed. The corporate sponsorship was very apparent in the movie as well since 90% of the script was written about E-Bay or GM Products. The lines were cheesy and awful. The voice overs for the robots, or "row-bits" as Jon Voight refers to them, were terrible as well. It felt as if we were actually in the cheesy eighties cartoon at times.
Overall, wake up and smell the coffee fan boys. This movie stunk. If your heads weren't so far up your asses regarding your childhood robot fantasies, you would have noticed it too. Quit focusing on the CGI and try to remember how horrible it actually was. Remember this, if you find yourself saying that this is the best movie ever, it speaks volumes about you as a person and your intelligence. It may also cause your friends to remove you from their "five". Hmm, there is another shameless company that could have been promoted more in the film. Maybe the sequel..