The blind went to see this film in force!!!

Rating: 1/10 (13 August 2007)

Im sorry, i no ill get slated to hell for this but every single person who gave this film anything more than a 5 out of 10 is clearly delusional and need serious mental help immediately for the sake of the planet and the universe at large! I don't dislike that many films I'm usually quite easy to please but this film was easily one of the worst I have ever had the misfortune to sit through! It started out so well  that initial sequence in the army base was amazing and I was captivated  i expected so much after that and then it just died  much like I wished I would so i would have to see or hear any more of it! This film was exceptional for being one of the few that actually didn't work on any level at all! The plot was paper thin at best and I'm sorry but the largest part of the film was nothing more than filler! SECTOR 7!!!!!! OMG Christ on a bike what was that about!!! Seriously!!! It was the most ridiculous piece of anti American diatribe that I have ever seen and the thin veil of anti American feeling that surrounded these idiotic characters was nothing less than disgusting! Are we really meant to believe that the highest level of American security is entrusted to someone that would make a t-shirt like that for themselves  seriously  what was realistic about that or funny for that matter! People who thought that was funny are very easily amused! Then there was the notable lack of a President! Again, are we actually supposed to believe that during a time of extreme crisis that the President wouldn't be at the helm taking control? Again the anti American/anti Bush feeling in this film was well over the score and completely unnecessary in this film! If you want to take a shot at Bush do what Moore does and do it upfront and in person and don't ruin perfectly good films for it! Then there's Megatron! How, pray tell, did the generally primitive people of the world manage to transport this huge lumbering behemoth from deep below the arctic ice to somewhere in America (Hoover Dam wasn't built until the 1930s) given how large and heavy he would be  and how did they keep him frozen during this time without the obvious aid of cryogenics. It may be a small gripe but its part of the huge number of inconsistencies that exist in this film! The scene outside Sam's house is painful  giant robots playing hide and go seek  I actually thought I smelled the BS during that scene  not only was it excruciatingly painful but it was far too long! This could have been such an amazing film and MICHAEL BAY destroyed it  not only that he destroyed the film, raped its mother, pi*sed all over its dad and systematically mutilated all of its siblings! And, it should not be forgotten that Spielberg was involved in this  I can only think he was asleep the whole time! I can only hope that they bring in Bryan Singer or someone who actually knows what they're doing with this kind of film and chain Bay to the underside of a boat and leave him there to rot and not ruin any more potentially fantastic films! PS wow that was scathing wasn't it  honestly I hated the film but I've read too many high and mighty comments from people who said they loved it and slated those that hated it! If there are police officers reading this I promise I have no intention of chaining Michael Bay to the underside of a boat please don't arrest me LOL!