Waste of time

Rating: 1/10 (13 July 2007)

I watched the HBO 30 minute docu-trailer the night before and decided to go see this film. Well, all the good stuff was in the trailer. The rest is pretty embarrassing. The story just sat there for minutes at time and did nothing, and then would get up and do something totally stupid. Lots and lots and lots and lots and lots of product shots. This is a 2.5 hour commercial for junk food and junk cars. Chase scenes that came out of nowhere and went back to where they came from. Completely unbelievable characters overacting their way through unbelievable situations. What did I expect from Bay... not EBay!!!! I left my seat early to go buy printer paper. Wished I had seen the cartoon rat movie instead of this piece of crap about walking trash cans.