If only Ken Loach had directed this....

Rating: 5/10 (20 October 2018)

Train to Busan. A zombie film. I hate zombie films but my brother insisted we go and see it as it was not just any old zombie film, it was a KOREAN zombie film AND set on a train, so would pass my pretentious test. It didn't. It was dull. I couldn't stop laughing when I wasn't supposed to. I annoyed my brother with this Ill advised laughter so much he moved away from me. For comedy value alone and the last 20 minutes where there were hardly any zombies and some humanity (the best bit of the film) I'll give it a flesh eating 5 out of ten. Don't let that put you off. I hated 28 days later which was apparently a masterpiece in zombie filmmaking history. That too, was dull. Zombies don't exist, metaphorically or literally. Think Ken Loach needs to direct the next one for some gritty social zombie realism.