Train to butt stain haha

Rating: 2/10 (23 April 2019)

This movie stinks. Here's the setup: a man works too much and has a daughter, and they're going to take a train to see the girl's mother. Got it? Good, time to get to the action.
Zombies show up. The only kind of cool part of the whole movie is the creepy way zombies tend to come pouring out of windows and doors. That's seriously the highlight. People stand around like slack-jawed cattle waiting to be slaughtered. They watch people get eaten alive, with expressions on their faces that suggest they're instead looking at somebody being mildly rude at the dinner table. The undead monsters blessed with superhuman speed are able to kill rooms full of people seemingly within a minute or two. However, when they try to kill one of the main characters, they're about as dangerous as a chihuahua with teeth made of bubblegum. Doubly so if they go against the big cool guy, who can beat down train cars full of zombies without breaking a sweat. Anybody bitten by a zombie turns into a bloodsucking monster within 10-30 seconds, unless they're a main character or antagonist, in which case it takes forever so that it's DRAMATIC.
This movie has the good old fashioned 'let those people die, because maybe they're infected' cliche. Except it doesnt make ANY SENSE because like I just said, people TURN WITHIN 30 SECONDS.
One by one the protagonists sacrifice themselves heroically, and the bad guy tries to kill them for actually, literally no reason. Also the zombies can't see in moderately dim lighting conditions, and they can't catch up to a lady who is about 7-8 months pregnant.
At the end, the little girl and the pregnant woman are the only ones alive. They're about to get sniped for no good reason, until the girl sings the song she wanted to sing for her dad I guess. Everybody's heart strings get horribly tugged. Or if they're like me, they thank god that it's over. Frustrating, inconsistent, illogical, cliche, completely lacking in tension. It's bad.