I hate this movie. 'Nuff said.

Rating: 4/10 (27 March 2016)

When I saw this movie win an award on national TV as opposed to other movies, I was vehemently angry. I saw this in the theater when I was like, 12, and I hated then. I am in my late teens now and hate this movie even more. I hate just about everything about this movie.
First off, who thought that a crybaby Barbie, or as I say, "CryBARBIE," would be a good idea? You ever watch a movie and see that one whiny character that you just wanna smack in the face and tell them "Boo freakin' hoo! We all have problems!" That's what this character is for me. I'd rather watch the upcoming live-action Barbie movie (which is real, by the way). I also hate the whole cliché that this film recycles from other 3D animated films, in which the seemingly good character turns out to be evil; in this case it's Lotso Huggin' Bear. This concept is so trite it's like I expect it in every kid movie nowadays.
Also, what was with the gag of Buzz Lightyear being accidentally put into Spanish mode and treating Barbie like his girlfriend? See, that actually could've been funny. But it wasn't. It was just stupid. In addition to this flaw, there's the creepy baby doll character. Was I supposed to find that cute? Because I didn't. I hate babies already to begin with, so I did not like this character in the least.
I notice that Totoro from My Neighbor Totoro (1988) is in this movie. I was so happy that he was in it, and I expected a funny line from him at some point. But does he speak at all throughout the movie? No. Not even once. Not that Totoro can talk in the first place, but still. I thought that since he was made into a toy here, they'd bend the rules just a little.
Finally, this film is needlessly a tear-jerker. I've heard of people that cry at this movie, when really, how can I feel sorry here? Just give the girl your damn toys and leave! Plus, if they were that important to you, don't get rid of them, Andy! Geez.
Overall, Toy Story 3 gives me a headache and makes me cringe. However, I will defend it by saying that I have seen worse. Much worse.