Not G rated

Rating: 10/10 (4 January 2011)

Toy Story was the first movie i ever saw in theaters back in 1996. I've waited 11 years for this to come out and its been a great disappointment. If you've seen any commercial for this movie (except for the Superbowl commercial) you know everything that's going to happen. You know that the toys are going to get donated, they day care seems nice, then the kids turn out to be destructive toddlers and the other toys are evil, woody turns away from everyone else like he does in every other movie. but several plot points in the movie are not appropriate for small children, which the movie is rated for. The movie revolves around how the toys try to escape a Nazi-esquire gang of toys who for some reason are bent on keeping toys from escaping daycare and all of their motives are never determined. Also some parts of the movie are things that fuel kids nightmares. The movie is very dark, grim, and suspenseful especially near the end. The chatter-monkey cymbal banging thing is a demon- like saw trap. He's loud, frightening, performs shock scenes, and his appearance can scare people. Also when woody is sneaking around outside and gets the babies' attention, it performs a silent hill worthy head turning scene like that of which you'd see in the exorcist. Also the baby itself is like Frankenstein because its face is scarred up. Finally the relationship between Barbie and ken has a lot of adult themes such as flirting and other not G rated stuff. Also, the way they portray ken makes him either gay or a transvestite. He acts extremely feminine and most of the other characters treat him like so. The movie itself is extremely obvious, and anyone can tell what's going to happen probably because its exactly like any other jail escape movie. I'm not saying don't see it, just try not to let anyone under the age of 10 see.