Like the Original...Awful!

Rating: 1/10 (29 March 2016)

Having seen the awful Toy Story, (be sure to see my review of that), I hoped that the filmmakers would have learned from their mistakes and produced a film that actually required you to have an IQ above 10 to enjoy it. Clearly the makers failed and didn't take on feedback from before.
Car crash. Let's start with that horrible sequence in which the toys cross the road hidden under cones. Lots of cars spin out of control and crash into each other. It's a huge collision! Yet only an hour or so later when the toys cross the road again, there is no damage whatsoever! Surely a crash that big would take days to clear up, not to mention the amount of news reporters covering the scene. How can the filmmakers not have noticed this major plot hole.
Security Cameras. I know 1999 is still in the period when humans were dumb, but we had basic cameras back then. For some reason, these security cameras don't pick up toys breaking about and moving in a toy store! Likewise they don't appear to exist in airports as the toys steal a luggage cart and escape through LOCKED gates without being stopped?! How was this not noticed, why wasn't there a massive inquiry? It's ludicrous that the filmmakers missed this.
New Toys? When Andy returns Jessie and Bullseye are now part of his toy collection. Yes we hear him shout "thanks mom" but I highly doubt that would be the end of it. Surely he would have brought this up later to her and she would have been confused as to what he meant. They would then ultimately discover and believe that these toys appeared from nowhere and ended up in Andy's room somehow. Admittedly believing the toys are alive wouldn't be their first belief as to how they got there, but they would still inquire and presumably call the police about a creepy intruder delivering toys to Andy's room. This scene must have not made the final cut of the film.
There are other plot holes that I really can't be bothered to mention. Mainly a toy horse catching up with both a plane and a luggage cart. The fact that toys can safely break into an airport without being spotted by security or security cameras and the fact that we STILL have no answer as to why toys can't reveal they're alive to humans. An awful film made by idiots who still haven't learnt from their prior mistakes. 1/10.