the cynical and the dead

Rating: 1/10 (1 July 2007)

I found this amusing for about no minutes whatsoever.
The movie has "franchise" written all over it. Are we ready for the dolls? The Burger King cups? Heck, yes, obviously - let's reduce all imagination to cheap commodities, sell our children on an open market and let business ethics only apply.
The "story" is soporific, the dialog cliché, the characters banal, the message simpering wimpy crap only suited for a sado-masochist on a hangover.
Gaudy bit of CGI fluff pretending to be a "children's classic" - only in the dreams of the cynical and the dead.