Top Secret: This movie is High-larious!

Rating: 8/10 (30 March 2006)

Here's a disclaimer: I'm going to talk about the movie now, and if you haven't seen it, then you won't know what the heck I'm talking about. But it's pretty hard to review a movie without mentioning anything specific. And so therefore I am checking the spoiler box.
Top Secret! is a hilarious movie that everyone should watch every day after school every day of the week during fourth or fifth grade.
There are two basic kinds of great scenes in this movie - whenever Val Kilmer dances (because he actually dances, up on tables, down the steps, in long takes), and during the scene in the Swedish bookshop where everything's backwards and waaay in the background there's a book about lesbian iron-smiths or something.
The only negative thing about this movie is that its humor is sometimes so wacky and scatterbrained that I lost the plot. Wait, what's going on now? Luckily, the plot is the least important part of this movie. It's almost more beside the point than Aeon Flux.