Top Secret! is 1 of the great, under the radar, all-time hilarious spoof comedies! (1984)

Rating: 7/10 (15 May 2018)

(skeet surfiiin' skeet surfiin') if everybody had a 12 gauge and a surfboard tooo you'd see 'em shooting and surfing from here to malibuu because it's totally b*tching riding waves to blast at pigeons and it's so neat shooting skeet while ur riding on the heavens all daaay..1st wave (shootin' shootin' & surfin' surfin') don't get tired 2nd wave (shootin' shootin' & surfin' surfin') aim higher 3rd wave (shootin' shootin' & surfin' surfin') pull and fire skeet surfiin' (it's alriight)..we're waxing down our surfboards and loading up our traaps tell the teacher we're shooting and never coming baack i've got a gun rack in my chevy for when the surf and the flak get heavy and we'll have fun with our guns 'til a lifeguard takes our ammo awaaay..1st wave (shootin' shootin' & surfin' surfin') don't get tired 2nd wave (shootin' shootin' & surfin' surfin') aim higher 3rd wave (shootin' shootin' & surfin' surfin') pull and fire skeet surfiin' (it's alriight) 1st wave (shootin' shootin' & surfin' surfin') get the knack 2nd wave (shootin' shootin' & surfin' surfin') pull the trap 3rd wave (shootin' shootin' & surfin' surfin') how's that skeet surfiin' (it's alriight)..sharing sunsets with my favorite giirl when we shoot the curl we really shoot the cuuurl - I love how Nick Rivers is #1 on the Billboard Top 40 with Skeet Surfin' and #2, 3 & 4 with Skeetin' U.S.A., Skeet City, and Your Skeetin' Heart with Tammy Wynette, respectively. I love it when the one skeet surfer wipes out and shoots down the airplane and when there's like a hundred people on the beach running with shotguns and surfboards. Lol!
how silly can u get?! yeah yeah! how silly can u get?! ooh yeah! i never ever meant to stray but when she looked at me that way the night was young and gay paree made me forget i went to paris in france i found a little romance she was a walking down the boulevaard i know i should of been good i never thought that i would been double crossing baby cross my heart..weell a little rocking and a little wine got me thinking about a little valentine what's a lonely boy to do u look so fine..how silly can u get?! yeah yeah! how silly can u get?! ooh yeah! i never ever meant to stray but when she looked at me that way the night was young and gay paree made me forget how silly can u get?! yeah yeah! how silly can u get?! ooh yeah! no more fooling around u bet how silly can u geeet?! - I love how crazy all the girls are going in the audience.
i can't believe it's truue that i just met a girl like uu..each night i fall in love my heart's an empty hole to see u standing there would be my only prayer u set my heart on fire it's burning with desire ur touch ur lips ur soul u make me lose control baby please (baby please baby please) spend this niight with meee i can't belieeve it's truue ii met a giirl like uuu in heaven we would bee-ee if u would spend this night with me (if u would spend this night with me) darling, i'm here to say, i pray there'll come a day, when by my side you'll stay, and u, u will always be, a love that's true to me..u set my heart on fire it's burning with desire ur touch ur lips ur soul mm u make me lose control baby please baby pleease spend this niight with mee..oh baby, baby please, don't u understand i need u, i can't live without ya, i was gonna say something, i never said before i, i even love ya, aw it's just no use i, i'm begging ya darling, i can't face another day without ya, oh honey lamb, i, i, i'm afraid, don't u understand i'm losing, losing my very mind, i gotta have ya with me, i'm in such a complete anguish without ya, oh, oh sugar draws uh, baby, i'm standing at the great abyss of love and, and i'm teetering, oh dumpling, i promise i'll even be nice to ur momma..baby pleease spend this niight with meee ooh waaah - I really, really love this song and when Nick sticks his head in the noose then in the oven then lays down on the railroad tracks and all the girls in the audience are freaking. Lol!
Val Kilmer is super legendary as Nick Rivers and so handsome looking and so hilarious and so dreamy and since this very well may be my only shot I must say Lucy Gutteridge is so sensationally sweet and epic looking that I don't know why she's not in more good movies, but I do love Lucy and I really love Val and I really love Top Secret! for all the Nick Rivers' songs mostly but also all the hilarious spy spoofing by the Zucker Bros & Jim too, obviously, Top Secret!'s super funny & 1 of my all-time favs, like most these guys' work!
well get out on that floor and hit that rug tonight..well get out on that floor and hit that rug tonight..we're gonna shake that rug til' the early early light..i said romp and stomp and slide like a devil on a thread yeah i said romp and stomp and slide like a devil on a thread weell stand back baby i believe i'm gonna fray my edge u gotta straighten the rug! yeah straighten the rug! u gotta give it a push yeah give it a shove weell we're rug cutting honey now baby won't u give it a tug.. ..and there's nobody i'd rather straighten it wiith thaan uuuuuuuu oh oh oh oh ohh!