Don't waste your time.

Rating: 1/10 (4 February 2013)

Horrible movie. First off let me preface this review by saying I am a Woody Allen fan, I've seen all his movies. Some better than others but none insult the audiences intelligence the way this one does. The only way to watch it is with the sound off so you can enjoy the spectacular cinematography and make up your own story. By doing this, even a three year old could make up a story more interesting and with more logic and sense than this. If you'll read a few reviews with more stars than mine, you'll notice no one mentions the plot/s of the movie. Some don't even really praise the movie in any way but the reviewer still gives 3 or 4 stars. Why? Because it's a Woody Allen movie and critics, actors and the public can't bear to say anything negative about the sometimes brilliant Woody Allen. My guess is after the fine actors were shown the final cut of this film, many frantically called their agents trying to get cut from the film. It's that bad! Nothing makes sense in the movie and suspending disbelief is just to arduous a task here as it is required constantly throughout the film. If you want to be as infuriated as I was that you wasted 2 hours of your life, or want to see how far a film icon like Woody can fall, by all means knock yourself out. You should do what I wish I had done, watch Vicky, Christina Barcelona again and remember Woody for the genius he can be. Please Woody, get a co-writer and/or someone you can trust to be honest with you. This script, or lack there of, should never have been made. Your legacy suffers.