Terrible.

Rating: 2/10 (13 September 2012)

Woody Allen's latest is terrible. His hackneyed movies about white people used to have epiphanies and the characters grew- Long Long Ago. Paris was weak and shallow but brilliant in its construction. Modern movie-making demands more character development, more substance, more significance. The acting in this is so wooden by all but the true Europeans, the self-discoveries so shallow, the premise so weak that it was difficult to watch. Even Rome is not shown in it's best light. And anyone who used to think Woody being Woody was funny is Now Dead. That was 40 years ago, Woody. They're Dead. 2/10
PS. why are there almost no brown people or Asians in any Woody Allen films? Does he refuse to hire them as extras? Does he hire them but only if they stay off camera/on the set behind him? Europe is not as white as Allen's sets.