What the Hell

Rating: Null/10 (11 April 2001)

This film is THREE HOURS LONG. I mean who is James Cameron kidding? It nearly took longer to sink in the film than in real-life! When I went to the cinema to see this they served coffee during the ten minute interval to wake everyone up! People started cheering when the boat sank. One more thing, surely there was enough room on that bit of wood the Rose was lying on for Jack. But who cares, it's Leonardo di Caprio!