Waste of time (A lot of time)

Rating: 1/10 (14 June 2000)

I don't see what all the hype is about this movie. I think it's rather pointless that they spent so much time and effort to "re-create" the ship itself, make it as real as possible, and then create some stupid *fictional* love story to go along with it.
I mean... the boat sank. It takes 3 and a half hours to tell that story? Come on, get serious. I've got better things to do. Like rinse out my eyes with paint thinner.
Ever wonder why Titanic made so much money? Four words... Thirteen Year Old Girls. That's all. Who else is shallow enough to see this movie more than once? My little sister, in fact, saw it eight times... EIGHT! That's almost 26 hours wasted, watching that pansy DiCaprio whine about love.
Do you realize that at $10.00 a ticket, 183,530,000 tickets were sold. Each ticket wasting 3.25 hours of the viewers lives, 596,472,500 hours have been wasted on this show, and that if each person lived an average of 70 years, 69,811 years, or 997 lives have been wasted watching the Titanic. James Cameron has effectively murdered 997 people. I say we lynch him.