What hell must be like

Rating: 1/10 (28 September 1998)

My job requires me to travel every week to some other part of the country and I usually come home on the weekends. This summer I traveled from Washington to California every week. So twice a week I was on a 5 hour flight. I will not mention the airline, but they decided to capitalize on Titanic's popularity and show it as many times as they could. Well, guess what. I ended up having to sit through Titanic a total of 6 times!!! This must be what hell is like. I had to sit through a movie 6 times more than I wanted to see it. I saw it at the movies (friends payed for the ticket because I wouldn't see it otherwise) and I thought to myself what a crappy movie. But after being subjected to a whole month of Cameron and Leo I hate this movie more than anything else in existence. You see, the flights I'm on either have One big screen for the whole cabin or strategicaly placed monitors. So even if you don't "RENT" the headset you still have to be subjected to the visual "majesty" of Titanic. Those of you who don't like this movie don't need me to tell you what's wrong with it, and those who love it probably won't get past a review that doesn't start with "THIS IS THE GREATEST FILM EVER!!" So I just wanted to share my experience and offer to you this little question.
What if you were trapped in a room where where your eyes were taped open and you had to "experience" Titanic over and over and over and over and over....