A stinking floater, that just won't flush away.

Rating: 1/10 (27 April 2019)

This movie sucks like a $2.00 lady of the night who has been given $20.00 and told to keep the change. Only a vacuum cleaner that's been left running for 24 hours straight sucks more than this movie. It's the suckiest movie that ever sucked. I've seen grade school plays that were better than this movie, honest to God, PLAYS!
What has warranted such dislike from me? Two words, forced viewing. I was forced to watch this drivel by my wife, and not only that, I payed my hard earned cash to waste my life watching a poorly-acted 'love-tragedy' that seemed to go on and on. I actually felt envious of the characters that died in the movie, as, essentially, their suffering was over. Never have I seen another movie that was filmed in such a manner that would please the 'luvvies' so much, so they'd just throw Oscars at it. But what about the cash-paying viewers?! Sure, the special effects are impressive, but that alone does not a good movie make, a good story that's interesting would be greatly appreciated, but instead we get Lenny D' Crapio, as eye candy for the ladies, the obvious target audience, and the poor men who've been dragged to the theatre get no love at all.
In conclusion, this movie would be playing on repeat for eternity in my version of Hell. I wish I could give it minus 1000,000 stars.