Populism par excellence

Rating: 1/10 (12 July 1999)

Oh, I do have to bow my head to "Titanic".
But not to Cameron for creating a visual feast. Not to the actors for such inspiring, and creative characterisation (sic), but instead, I bow my head to mourn for the loss of respect for the millions of people who returned to see this twaddle more than once.
A nauseatingly dreadful, utterly manipulative, saccharine dusted gob of tedious pap.
Doubtless it will be hailed as the greatest film ever by those who think "Aliens" is better than "Alien", and who think that film history started with "Jaws".