i think i must have slept during the "award winning" parts

Rating: 3/10 (21 August 1999)

i hated this movie. i will be honest. i wanted to like it because james camaron is sooo cool. (true lies is one of my favorite movies!) i gave this movie a three. the script was horrible. i was dying of laughter right there in the theater in front of all the teary eyed girls, i mean the girl next to me was actually crying (her-"oh not leo!" me-"excuse me, i am trying to nap here!") it took like a whole day the watch the borefest. 5 hours of crap before the iceberg hit. then when the boat crunched and cracked that was pretty good. the best part of the movie takes about a nanosecond. that is when some guy falls and like hits his head on a boat propeller and starts twirling around. i was rolling with laughter. other than that....zzzzz. and the crap with that old chick was played out! who cares about these uninteresting people? i wanted them to crash into the iceberg and then have polar bears leap out onto the deck and start mauling people. then arnold would show up (because this is james camaron) and like take no prisoners or something. i don't know...anything to end my suffering.