Lord, I hated this movie!

Rating: Null/10 (24 March 1999)

This movie has it all - horrible casting, lame dialogue, abysmal acting... What more could you ask for in an award-winning film? The awards I am thinking of, of course, are the Razzies.
I wish!
I started looking at my watch and squirming within 10 minutes. This film could not end soon enough for me.
Besides the above, I was furious that Cameron also tried to revise history and make Rose into a 1990s woman. A gently raised young lady in that time and that place would a)never have been the only person on board who knew that there were not enough life boats for all the passengers; b)never have heard of "Mr. Picasso" and "Dr. Freud." In addition, 3rd class passengers would NEVER (I repeat, NEVER) have been allowed on a 1st class deck, and vice versa. I also found it insulting that all the poor people were noble and all the rich people (except Rose of course) were evil.
I kept thinking about Joe Queenan's comment: "Sink the damned boat already!" I never thought I'd find myself rooting for the iceberg.