A 1000 to 1 hype to quality ratio

Rating: Null/10 (27 December 1999)

When Titanic first came out, I knew it was going to be bad and refused to watch it. On a dull summer evening I decided to watch Titanic on cable. It wasn't the worst movie ever. It was watchable at best. But for those who think this was a great movie or even a good movie, I beg to differ. Let's analize this. Leanardo Di Caprio has the acting skills of Pauley Shore. The plot was as thin as cheap toilet paper. It failed in the drama category because it sure as hell didn't move me. But perhaps I could have learned something. It was a major historical event. Perhaps they could have added some historical information in to a three hour film. Well, I didn't learn a thing. If anything Titanic made me dumber. So if it wasn't really a drama and was in no way a historical documentary than someone please tell me what the hell I wasted three hours of my life watching.