Titanic Review - from Average Man Critic

Rating: Null/10 (13 August 1999)

Story -1. We know the story... it was good.
Characters -0. I never really gave a damn about any of these characters, because the writer wasn't sure if he should make Jack be the main character or Rose. And it's not like either of them were interesting. He was a poor artist and she was a rich girl.
Acting -0. Dicaprio is the worst actor on the silver screen and since most of the time he acts like a homo, I can't picture him as a leading man. Blanchett is 2D as always.
Beginning -1. Started off as a promising big budget romantic story.
End -0. Your typical romantic love story. Naturally somebody has to die and somebody has to live to give it that "extra" sad effect. And since we knew from the beginning that the boat was gonna sink its not like there was ANY suspence.
Score -1. The musical score was great and added some drama to the movie.
Attention Holding -0. Not really. The first hour and a half is the love stuff and the second is the action. Very predictable.
Memorable -0. Just another love story.
Could Watch Again -1. If I had a different girlfriend and I needed a movie to hold her for 3 hours I would definetly choose this movie.

Titanic = 4. The best movie of all time? Hell no! The highest grossing movie of all time? Americans can watch some stupid stuff sometimes.