Could this movie be any hokier?

Rating: 3/10 (21 September 2001)

Yuck. Normally, I can lose myself in a movie, at least the first time...but I found myself picking apart this overlong bucket of drivel before I got halfway through. Only a very good performance by Winslett, as well as a surprisingly decent DiCaprio performance, is keeping me from rating this movie 3/10....because all of the other "acting" in this waste of celluloid is horrific. The special effects are okay, the soundtrack is good (well, at least until Celine Dion opens her mouth)....but this picture had about as much business as "Ghost" in getting nominated for (much less winning) a Best Picture Oscar.
5/10