Just Add Water

Rating: 1/10 (12 March 2003)

Ok, I borrowed that phrase from a person called Red Elvis but it was too good to ignore for this formulaic recipe.
Mix together a bunch of cliches. Boy meets girl. Boat meets iceberg. Add social and ethnic stereotypes by the shovel. Stir in a heap of stodgy dialogue and a lot of very good and expensive special effects.
Add a million gallons of salty water and what do you get? A mess that will make you nauseous.