OH THE HUMANITY!!!!!!

Rating: Null/10 (14 November 2001)

The worst film of the 1990s. The screenplay is non-existent and the acting is beyond incompotent except for Kate Winslett. Are we really suppose to believe that Nazi Aryan race poster boy Leonardo is a poor working class guy with his neat clothes and very clean blonde hair? The sinking is quite amazing but two and a half hours of dreary love story is simply mind-numbing. James Cameron is nothing but an inflated ego and hasn't directed anything since cos he realises we all know this film is rubbish and hes talentless. Now that the hype is long gone, we all realise how horrifically bad this overblown cliched Hollywood weak excuse for a movie really is. If you want to see the real best picture of 1997, see "L.A. Confidential" which in my opinion is the best film of the 1990s. Avoid "titanic" like a bad CGI, I mean iceberg.