wowee...quel chien!!!

Rating: 1/10 (8 April 2000)

Waited as long as possible before watching this thing to let the public fanfare fade away, then one night, fell exhausted on ye olde couch with naught else to view... & phew...it was far worse even than expected. Where to start? Acting? Where? Corny? Hey, Iowa aint got this much in a year. Shallow? A nickel couldn't have sunk in this thing. One word summation? EMBARRASSING. Ironic that Heavens Gate was same kind of film but beautifully made & was an all-time disaster, whereas this pig was a big hit. Ah well, god bless the new economy & remember PT Barnum.