Guess what? The ship sinks!

Rating: Null/10 (10 December 2000)

*POSSIBLE SPOILER, BUT ONLY IF YOU'RE STUPID*
Hey, I'll save you who are considering seeing this movie a few hours. The ship sinks. And DiCaprio can't act.
Too bad all this money wasn't spent on something beneficial, like figuring out how to fill all those holes in Swiss cheese.
This movie's financial success is proof that our society is beyond hope.