The movie s(t)inks

Rating: 1/10 (21 August 2001)

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"The greatest epic ever", "The love story of the century"....Blaa Blaa blaa.
Titanic is completely overrated film from James "The Terminator" Cameron. It tells the love story of Rose and Jack, whose love is doomed (yep, you've guessed it) because they are from different social classes (who hard was that to guess..). They still try to make it happen and their hearts will go on for too long. You just wish that the legendary iceberg would hit the damn boat so you don't have to hear this everlasting dialogue (which has nothing to do with sex as you might think of it's simplicity):
-Jack!
-Rose!
-Jack!
-Rose!
The film doesn't completely stink, only the most of it. The love story is as fascinating as toilet paper after rain.
In few words: overdramatic, overrated.