Definition of an "excellent film": Titanic

Rating: 9/10 (14 April 1999)

How could this get a 7.4 out of 10? I think it deserves a 9. I would give it a 10, but it's still not as good as Dawn of the Dead. Now everybody runs off to the theater to catch a good movie. Surprisingly, the majority of movies at the box-office are above-average. They better be if I'm forkin' out a couple bucks and an hour or two of my time. Three hours in this case. It doesn't seem like that long, though, because it rarely ever gets boring. And about the bad dialogue...this is bad dialogue? You should check out my Attack of the Bathroom Creature if you think Titanic has terrible lines in it. They're memorable, and that's what counts. James Cameron obviously knows how to make a movie, let alone hitting a home run every time his name appears on the silver screen. Aliens and The Terminator are fine masterpieces, so I expected the same here. This exceeded my expectations, however, and I'll be waiting for his next. So just remember, Leo, if it wasn't for Jimmy, this movie would have only made half the money...trust me. Either way, the first and last 15 minutes are going down in cinema history. Wait, has anybody NOT seen this movie? Does this even need a review?