Mindless Whine Drivel.....

Rating: 1/10 (22 June 2005)

This movie has ABSOULUTLY nothing to do with the real Titanic. It's one of the worst movies I've ever seen, and it made me cry thinking that I would never get my three hours back. I feel bad for wasting my time on this complete BORE of a film. It has too much romantic involvement,and the acting is awful. Compared to The Loin King (which was one of the BEST films I have had the pleasure of viewing) it would have kicked its sappy butt. Everyone likes that stupid love story? But what about those people who are SICK of hearing everyone yell, "I'm king of the world!" when really, you're just an idiot who got overpaid to die at the end. While so-and-so and whatshisface are running around making out with each other and drawing pictures in the nude, we wait and wait for a disaster to happen and finish off these two PATHEDIC excuses for characters. Then Celine Dion breaks through with the worst song ever, which makes you want to gouge your own eyes out and eat them. I danced around my living room after seeing whatshisface drown, which is the highlight of the entire crap-fest. In reality, this movie is for losers who have crap love lives who wish they could get on a ship and meet some guy who looks like Leonardo Dicaprio and enjoy bubble baths with Harliquin romance novels. If this movie was made today, it would bomb. Loin King (again, the best movie ever, I say this after watching them both-one after another) would've won the Oscar, and this would be what it is: A billion dollar waste. The members of the Academy must all be single mothers (who are on Prozac) and thirteen-year old girls, for this to win. All I can say is: America is a bunch of morons. This is the worst movie ever. DO NOT watch it, DO NOT waste your time and be like these people who love this movie. Pre-pubescent idiots. James Cameron ripped me off. Only because I liked Jerry McGuire. YOU RIPPED ME OFF, JAMES! I'M COMING FOR YOUR HIDE!
Twenty burnt popcorns out of ten good ones.
Notes: -"I'll never let go Jack." Opsie Daisy. I let go.
-I like that part where Rose is trying to kill herself. I wish Jack would've minded his own business.....
-The sex scene sucks.
-In reality, the upper class and the poverty stricken youth would not have ever met, much less have a love story.
-Aw. She changed her name at the end. THAT'S THE BEST YOU CAN DO!?!
-I remember being seven and hating this.
-Any movie that has two video cassettes will suck. (Example: Braveheart.)
-The Academy was smoking a lot of crack. So was the rest of America.