To Make a long story short without over doing it... it sucks.

Rating: 1/10 (27 March 2008)

This is possibly, one of the WORST films ever created. They ruin a tragic moment in history by making a tragic movie. The movie focuses way to much on a cheesy love story that is extremely pointless, I mean, if the dude dies, why the flip would they make a freaking 3 hour movie about making sexual pictures and extremely slow story, and then... he drowns after she says, "I'll never let go, Jack, so here, I'll just let your body go into the cold depths," DOES THAT REALLY FREAKING MAKE SINCE AT ALL?! The only good part in the movie was when he died, I was so happy because he wouldn't shut up. And right now, my cousin is trying to murder me with an iPod cord while Im badly commenting her all time favorite movie. I think if I was this age right now and I saw it in theaters, I would laugh because of the extreme slowness. But I did like the visual effects, they were pretty good, the special effects weren't that good though. Even though I could go on for days watching that dude who falls off the ship and smacks that fan and laugh a lot until it hurts. But, as I say in my title.
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'nough said.