In Spanish class, I wrote a story portraying the famous movies of 1997 aboard the Titanic while it was sinking.

Rating: 5/10 (19 October 2005)

Okay, everyone knows what happens in "Titanic", so I'll discuss a few other points. While the movie was in the theaters, one of my friends went to see it 13 times, just so that he could find goofs; the one that he picked up on was when someone opens a door, turns his head, and you see that it's the wrong color. When I took a sailing class in summer, 2005, the teacher explained why specifically the Titanic sank: it was traveling way too fast for something that size (so they couldn't turn in time), and the metal on the ship's sides was rather shoddy; that is to say, they endangered everyone's lives so as to save money for themselves (well, that's one of many times when those at the top have put profits ahead of safety). And I have a question: considering how many people died on the Titanic, was it appropriate to use this event to further Leonardo DiCaprio's career? As for that story that I wrote, it portrayed Kevin Kline and Tom Selleck (from "In & Out") believing themselves to resemble Leo and Kate; Al Pacino (from "Donnie Brasco) realizing that he was going to sleep with the fishes; Jim Carrey (from "Liar Liar") admitting: "I can't lie: I wasn't watching for icebergs while I was steering!"; Kim Basinger (from "LA Confidential") wondering whether or not she would look like Veronica Lake at the bottom of the ocean; and Jack Nicholson (from "As Good as It Gets") still inside his cabin and saying "Don't knock on my door! Even if the ship is sinking, don't knock on my door!".
Oh, I forgot to say my opinion of the movie. When everyone at school asked me what I thought, I always said "Well, I..." That's what I'm going to say here. I consider "Titanic" right down the middle. I think that "In & Out" was the best movie of 1997. End of story.