One word comes to mind...overrated...

Rating: Null/10 (15 December 1998)

Titanic. One word I am sick to death of hearing. Jim Cameron, who has the biggest ego on the face of the earth, has only done three good films as far as I'm concerned, and they are The Terminator, The Abyss and True Lies. I would add Strange Days, but he had a small part of it. Back to Titanic. Why is this movie so talked about and loved? I'm sure it's the mass hysteria over Leo Dicrappio's cute little girly face that charmed female teen audiences, or Kate Winslet's breast shots. First off, I did not care for any character on this boat. None. Zilch. So, therefore, I was relieved when the ship sank and the heartless, snobs drowned. Note to movie makers: If you're going to make a film like this, give the characters some depth, and life, instead of flashing their cute smiles and snobby attitudes, and then maybe you'll have a halfway decent movie. Secondly, why was Boogie Nights shunned, when it was a far superior film than this. And why wasn't Russell Crowe nominated for Best Actor, and why oh why did this win so many Oscars? I'm crying now. This is a travesty on movie goers everywhere. They expect someone like me, who thinks he has some sort of brain to swallow this garbage? It makes me look like a fool to watch it. It also has come to my attention that since this is the biggest film of all time (puh-lease), that everyone is trying to milk it for every penny. Titanic t-shirts, jewelry, puzzles, novelty items, you name it, it's being done. I could go on and on about this, but I won't. So to sum it all up, I hate this movie. I hate it. I hate everything about it. I detest it. I despise every single thing about it. I hate, hate, hate, hate, hate this movie! I hate it so much that whenever I see a commercial for it, I am tempted to throw my remote control at the television and smash it. Yes, I hate this movie. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it so damn much. I hate it.