Okay, enough...

Rating: 1/10 (18 September 1998)

Let's sink this ship right now. It's over, baby, there's nothing left! This is a BAD movie. I'm not saying there's any harm in enjoying a bad movie, but some of you people have taken it too far. Epic? Greatest movie of all time? Deserving of 11 Oscars? I SPIT on the ground all of you people who have seen it five, six, seven times walk on. Bad script + ridiculous acting + egotistical chucklehead director = PIECE OF FILTH MOVIE. I love watching piece of filth movies as much as the next guy, but all of you people with your Leo posters and your Titanic t-shirts and your Greatest Movie of All Time attitudes have driven me and others with even half a bit of common sense to HATE and LOATHE this "movie." I no longer hold this little travesty in any higher regard than I hold "Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers," no offense to the "Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers" people.