Pants

Rating: 1/10 (14 May 2004)

This film is pants, three painstaking, mush-filled hours of some of the poorest film making I've ever witnessed. And the sad thing is, this is James cameron. He made Aliens! He made Terminator and Terminator 2! These films are classics, undoubted classics but Titanic.....it smells. Bad. Dont watch it, ever. And if you do see someone actively wanting to view this film, shoot them. It's for their own good. End of.
Avoid like the black plague.
Avoid
Avoid
Avoid like you would avoid sexual intercourse with a saggy old woman.
Just avoid!