Titanic

Rating: Null/10 (6 June 2006)

This movie was okay and I don't mean a good way either. The only good thing to come out of it is when the bloody thing hits an iceberg,breaks in half,sinks,kills a whole bunch of people that died 80 years before I was born. If it wasn't for all the deaths and screaming I'd probably just fall asleep.
The love story was stupid. Both leads couldn't act their way out of a potato sack. I sat through the first half thinking Jesus Christ just sink already! Winslet should of saved movie goers time and just jumped. If I was Jack I'd give a huge shove.
Back in the days where there was no radios,TV,video games,nothing remotely interesting to do,just shows how people back then were very pathetic even the rich cats. What a bunch of Losers! Did I mention the only good part was the end well it was. I laughed my ass off when it hit the iceberg. I laughed when the ship rose up and broke in half. I laughed when that one idiot leaped off the damn thing only to hit the propeller...too bad it wasn't running when he hit it. Boy,all us teenagers in the theater had a jolly laugh when the ship broke in half and a few people fell in. What a place to be standing huh? I laughed when the people were sliding down the ship and that ladies dress blew up. Several of us laughed at that scene. I laughed when that one dude at the bottom of the ship got electrocuted. In fact we were making comments throughout the film like Suckers and other deserving comments that these losers all deserved. I laughed when the loveboat finally sank. Last but not least I was rather delighted when Jack died.
The last hour of it was quite entertaining,hilarious as well. James Cameron is a true comic genius. The deaths were so laughable one could help but laugh. I couldn't be happier when the old bat finally croaked. The icing on the cake. If I was to give this movie a rating, I'd have to say it'd get a 5. It only got that much because of the rather amusing ending. If things like that would happen today the news would be so much less boring.