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Rating: 2/10 (22 February 2007)

Well this movie took me away from reality from the moment the lights dimmed in the movie cinema. But that was only because i saw a decent trailer for some action flick i would never see. Bucause lets face you just know how there going to end. But titanic started and by that time I thought all the hype was going to be worth it.
Instead, i was treated to 194 minutes of clichéd romance and crappy songs by equally crappy recording "artists". All 194 minutes of this to boil down to what we all knew was going to happen. THE SHIP SANK.
So by now I've left the cinema picturing James Cameron rolling around in pools of money and laughing as he watches us on a 13 meter television set from inside a hollowed out volcano.
The only good thing about this movie was watching Leonardo Decaprico drown in icy cold water (because they couldn't possibly share a huge chunk of wood). Not because he's a bad actor, i just enjoy watching rich actors die.