Yuck

Rating: 1/10 (8 March 1999)

Okay, so why didn't they take advantage of the fact that Satan was on board the ship. Did he cause the iceberg to appear? I mean that's who Billy Zane was playing right? The devil. Because, after all, only Amon Goeth from Schindler's List in recent history is more of a despicable character in a movie. He had absolutely no redeeming qualities which leads me to question why a girl supposedly as smart and emancipated as Rose would have anything at all to do with him. I just completely fail to understand the appeal of this movie. Stock characters, stock situation--2200 people on board the ship and this was the best story Cameron could come up with?? The effects were cheesy and then he throws in tearjerking scenes of people dying that we never got to know as a way of making us feel sad. You want to see a really romantic movie? Rent The English Patient.