the boat sinks

Rating: 1/10 (7 January 2006)

please...it is a three hour sinking boat...yeah we feel bad for the people who lost their lives..that is why we're making millions of dollars to exploit their death...great job Cameron...why not do a 9-11 film now? or the 1906 earthquake? The funny thing is that I have to come up with ten lines about how a boat sank....wasn't that the dilemma that James Cameron had? Trying to fill 180 minutes for a boat that sank just as fast and make it a little more interesting than the horror that it was? How can we sucker punch people to go to a movie that is simply tragic so that we can remind them to avoid pleasure cruise boats from the early 1900s especially around icebergs...trudging slowly around an obvious and uncreative storyline....blah blah blah..I wasted 6 hours of my life with Titanic and Pearl Harbor...monumental days in American History destroyed in 6 slow torturing hours...why not rip my fingernails out???