Whats wrong with this movie?

Rating: 6/10 (21 August 2000)

Thats the question that DiCapitated-lovelorn girls ask themselves when someone like me tells 'em that this movie really truly sucks. I went with my girlfriend (she is not a DiCaprio-lovelorn girl, she actually thinks he's gay) to the theatre to see this movie. I thought it would be a good movie to watch with her, since its basically a chick flick, and she would be happy after the movie, and really happy with me for wanting to go with her, I just wanted to make her happy. But those three hours in that theatre seemed to go longer than any In School Suspension that I have ever served in school. And believe you me, ISS is the most boringest part of school. I mean, at least in class you got your friends and chicks to check out, but ISS is like a prison. But anyway, before I get completely off the subject, Titanic is way way way stretched out. 3 HOURS! 3 HOURS is what they make you wait to see the ship sink. And thats it! In between those 3 HOURS all there is is two people that fall in love, one being a poor boy, and the other, a rich, easy girl. I mean, they just met, and she already took of her clothes and even had sex with the guy, aint that an easy girl?! So, all that happens is the movie wastes 3 HOURS of our lives, which I couldve used in other things, and show us a really cool sequence of how the ship looks and how it sank. You can see all that in the Discovery Channel, or even in the internet. The only reason why I dont give this movie a 1 but gave it a 6, is because it made my girlfriend happy, who which in turn later made me happy :) DONT WASTE YOUR TIME ON THIS MOVIE, UNLESS YOU WANNA MAKE YOUR GIRL HAPPY, WHO IF YOUR LUCKY, WILL MAKE U HAPPY