Typical drivel

Rating: 1/10 (9 April 2005)

Typical battle-of-the-classes pseudo-romance drivel. An amateurish script that trivializes the deaths of hundreds of {what become}impersonal nobodies, to focus instead on the dramatics and pitfalls of young "love."
It's like a bad soap opera; I'm rich, and you're poor...Society will never approve...blah,blah,blah,yawn. Daytime TV, anyone?
The attraction isn't believable, the chemistry is less than zero, the nude scene is gratuitously cheesy, but the fogged-up windows are cliché beyond belief.
Characters are barely two-dimensional. She's rich, and personality-free. Not wanting to marry Billy Zane - that pretty much sums up her whole persona. Jack- He's poor, but an artist {plot-wise, this gives a perfect excuse to throw in a nude scene. You know, for artistic reasons}.
Special effects- yeah. Enough's enough though. Do you need to see cabins flooding for 20 minutes? Not really. A more imaginative director wouldn't bombard you with such literal tediousness.
This movie fails on every possible level.