chick flick, enough said.

Rating: Null/10 (4 October 1999)

Boy do i hate this movie. I'm so happy this isn't in the imdb's top 250. I'm a little angry it isn't in the bottom 250, it should be. This movie is more predictable than the alphabet. For those people who haven't seen it, God Bless You. Please don't see it. If you see it, it will be a greater tragedy than the sinking of the Titanic. Let me give you an example of how long and boring it is. If you stare at a clock tick down for 24 hours it will fell shorter than watching this movie. The lines are such a joke, let me express myself on a couple. "I'm flying" - Kate Winslet. If i was beside her at that moment, i would pick her up and throw her overboard and my line would be "no your not." Than the movie would end and it would save everybody sitting in the audience a lot of time. Another garbage line was "you jump, i jump" - Kate Winslet. I could have done alot with that moment, more than James Cameron that's for sure. I would have made them both jump off the boat and get eaten by Jaws (wow what an ending!). That would also save some time. The soundtrack was one of the worst i ever had. It is a shame the great James Horner didn't win an oscar for Braveheart but won one for this movie. Celine Dion still has the most annoying song i will ever hear the rest of my life. Every time i saw her video i wanted to drop kick my television set, in hopes i might actually hit her, and shut her up. I am very happy this film won no acting awards, that is the only justice the Academy Awards handed out that year. I was so happy when the stupid row boat sank. I cracked open a bottle of wine in celebration. P.S. write me if you want any recommendations for great movies, they don't call me the "tree of knowledge" for nothing.