Cameron puked on the screen and spent a 100 mil doing it

Rating: 1/10 (8 November 1998)

Can we say predictable? Can we say simplistic? Can we say a badly told love story with NOTHING new that exists only to fill time before a roller coast sfx show happens? Can we say 3 hours of annoying drivel written by hacks hammed up by "beautiful" media darling actors?
We don't have to say any of this. Cameron did it for us and spent WAY too much money doing it.
Perfect 1. Nuff said.