Beautiful film let down by a god-awful plot

Rating: 1/10 (6 October 2012)

I have given this film 1 because, for its time, the special-effects were truly excellent, and also because the costumes were and still are breath-takingly beautiful.
I watched this film back-to-back as a teenager out of adoration for Leo, and now I am an adult I went to watch it again in 3D, expecting to be wowed like before. Oh dear.
Themes of the film - "Rich people are evil, all of them. Only poor people have feelings." "Cheating on your fiancé is fine, and he is not allowed to have any kind of reaction to this." "If we don't both fit on this wardrobe door, one of us will surely die...but let's only half-heartedly try once to fit us both..."
Also, Kate Winslet is supposed to be 18!? REALLY!?!?!?! Come on now guys...come on....