Titanic, redefining the word "mediocre"

Rating: 1/10 (25 April 2000)

Your average American loves Titanic. This is why they are considered average. This movie is unimpressive in every possible way. From the bland acting to the bland script this movie is, well, bland. The script, by the way, was co-written by James Cameron and the captain of the girl's tether-ball team from the local junior high school.
The only extraordinary thing about this film is the special effects. A boat sinks. A really big boat. It looks really really real. But it's still just a boat sinking. Not that exciting.
All in all this is a movie geared towards illiterate 12 year old girls.