The Emporer's New Clothes

Rating: 1/10 (20 January 2012)

This is a horrid waste of time. I put so much effort into deeply understanding the minutia in the film - I dove my hand in its swamp, searching for substance and content, and came up bone dry.
My title is a tribute to another user reviewer, chris chris, who got it spot on. The movie feels like it should be something sophisticated, so all it takes is one reviewer to express something vaguely positive to make the other reviewers feel incompetent not to give this movie five starts, because this movie seems like it has to be something awful or terrible.
Let me assure you, it is terrible. Don't waste your time and mental energies, is was not worth the electricity used to display it at the theater.