No Way

Rating: 3/10 (26 December 2012)

Wow. This movie is bad. I mean you might thing Contact with Jodie Foster was bad, but that's just peanuts compared to this movie. I would rather see a photo mosaic of the proverbial paint drying than see another frame of this poorly-written and utterly boring movie. The acting was curiously good; I particularly least-disliked Gary Oldman as George Smiley and wonder what a script-writer could have achieved had one been employed. If you find yourself in the situation of watching this movie or spooning your eyeballs out with a blunt teaspoon; the latter is the most attractive option. Once, at band camp, I realised that sadomasochistic abuse was to my taste. I used to get excited when watching anything involving Chef Ramsay. But then I realised that I wasn't depraved enough. This movie stinks. Bad. Poo-poo. Awful. Not Good. Pros: Anyone that like brown suits will like this movie. Cons: Everything else.