So Boring you would rather go to the dentist and have all your teeth pulled

Rating: 1/10 (20 February 2012)

This movie is so boring... When I say boring I mean boring you literally to death... You might want to hang yourself off the end of your sofa watching this movie... Everyone in it is old... especially Gary Oldman... He is truly living up to his name! Nothing happens in this movie - ever - so if you are sitting and waiting for something to happen you might as well throw yourself off of the sofa because nothing is going to happen. Even my dad (who LOVES boring movies) thought this movie was boring - and for My DAD to think a movie is boring - Oh my God you might as well move to the Moon for its spectacular countryside views rather than watch this movie. You might like to do the washing up and watch it dry - rather than watch this movie. In fact getting shot in the foot would be way more fun! And exciting! And Entertaining! Watch the kettle boil! Watch paint dry! Watch the sun go down and wait for it to come back up again! All these things are better and more entertaining than watching this movie. Tinker Tailor Snore Snore Yawn Yawn - is a much more accurate title. Why oh why? Even the young and improved Sherlock Holmes actor Benedict Cumberbatch is made bleached blond and rather dull...... Aaaaaaaaahhhhh do not bother to waste your valuable air breathing time - by watching this movie. Stare at the nearest painting on your wall. Or count air bubbles under your wallpaper.....