Two-Hour Rick Roll

Rating: 1/10 (4 March 2012)

Have you ever been "Rick-Rolled"? This movie is its cinematic equivalent.
Of course, if you watch the entire movie but don't want to admit you got Rick-Rolled, then, well, okay.
Given that I must write ten lines to satisfy IMDb review requirements, I will state emphatically that if given chance to not watch this movie knowing better what it's about, I would not spend the time to do so.
That said, here is a summary of the movie in the form of a Haiku:
Whodunit Smiley? / Irrelevant Scenes Abound / By end, we don't care.
But hey, if you're into left-field character introductions and driving nails into your temples, knock yourself out.