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Rating: 2/10 (8 December 2017)

It's like the morons who gave this movie a good review have never seen a quirky small town movie before. The scope of your cinema experience explains the gushing that is involved in this absolute mess of a movie. Is it a comedy, dark comedy, drama. This Martin McDonagh guy doesn't know. It's everything. First off Frances McDormand is at her weakest ever. Her performance, isn't a performance because she was born to play this. Anyone remember "Olive Kitteridge"? No? Then you are the idiots who need to watch more movies, because this one is in the basement compared to others in its ilk.
Let's recap this movie for the people who "loved it" -Mildred Hayes rents three billboards to antagonize chief of police to continue to investigate the murder of her daughter, whose last words to her was "I hope you get raped too." Is this funny? Music didn't tell you that. -Mildred retains a relationship with her ex-husband who is STILL physically abusive. In a bizarre scene...she is lifted off her feet by the throat while the son breaks up the fight by putting a knife under the throat of his father. Then within seconds, they reset and act as if nothing happened. This was seriously in the movie. -Her ex-husband is dating what looks to be a supermodel. When he is some small town hick. Really? Only in a movie can you force this. -Sam Rockwell's character Deputy Dixon lives with his mother and is a dumb brutish bigoted sidekick to Woody Harrelson's chief Willoughby. They both stumble on violations or things that seem like violations. Trust me, this explanation is funnier than the execution. -In a small town where a teenage girl was raped and burned alive, Willoughby and wife leave their children to fish as they go off to have sex (seriously).
Anyway, you get the point. Any one who liked this movie have serious mental issues or are retarded. This movie is dumb beyond words. But fortunately there is a dwarf in it, Peter Dinklage who is the best thing in this god-awful mess of a movie.