Well its Thor 2...

Rating: 5/10 (6 June 2014)

Well if your a fan of Thor i don't see no reason why wont you like it. If your the main stream audience who just want something sparky-sparky bum-bum while chewing on popcorn you will like it too. If you expect Shakespearean depths... well if the fact that its a movie based on a comic book based on North mythology chewed by Uncle Sam didn't give you a hint its might not be your type of movie, i don't know what would have? For most of the part the film dose good with what its aims for... i think (i mean i never read any Thor comic book which i could compare it too)It has its moments, even though there are things that are pretty easy to figure out like the romance between Daisy and the intern. And sometimes the movie is stupid like when you put so much focus on Loki can not be trusted. Like 4 characters say "he will betray you" than 4 characters tell him "i will kill you, if you betray Thor" and Thor admits it he counting on Loki trying to betray him, and says like 2 times he dose not trust him. There plan depends on Lokis ability's of creating illusions. And its not like he did something terrible twice... oh wait he did. So after this much build up not even going "hm... maybe i should really check if his really dead, or not just let him lay on the ground" is the stupidest thing you can do. Its like Batman putting the Joker in a room with innocent people and going "they will be fine" If you just want some fun without too high expectations you probably will like it. I enjoyed it my self as a watchable once type of movie. But there are things which annoyed me i would like to address.
1) I know coming up with new stuff is hard, but could you at least drop the clichés? the first scene daisy and intern where together and daisy ignored her and did not listen to her it was clear they will just hook up at the end of the movie. things like this dose not make your movie better it drags it down. And watch out for stupid stuff. For example the death of the queen. I liked her strength and courage. What i did not like that the situation was stupid. How many guards where around Odin and Thor? I cant imagine a situation where for example the white house gets attacked and security goes "lets protect the president and his son - What about the first lady? - meh she will be fine" Shes the queen, when a unknown enemy attacks your fortress, you bloody protect the queen too, beside the king and there son. Anyways there also the thing i detailed before about Loki. And a small thing the creature which eat a few dark elf than till the end credits poof in to nothing. Im guessing its a predator, and somewhat Elephant size... so its probably eats a lot. And in a populated city there are plenty food = people. So seriously no body though "might not be a bright idea to leave the giant predator roam around freely. 2) this is my personal opinion: Natalie Portman is a over rated actress, and she sucks in the sci-fi/action movies. She was terrible as Padme and keeps bringing the same bad acting as Jane Foster. I think shes more of a diva type, its always like Natalie Portman trying to play x character, and probably thinking about the Oscar party, or nail polish or plaza kitten stuff. 3) Stop inventing stupid alien languages. Or if you really need to do it make a nerd version and regular version. So the 25% nerd who actually gets a boner from a made up fake language can go to the nerd version. And 75% who dose not give a s*** or gets frustrated cause main characters keep speaking in a stupid gibberish language, and misses few words form the subtitle and loses the plot, there for the interest in the movie... its freaking Thor, if we are able to accept that the north mythology was "true" except they where aliens, we can handle aliens probably having there own language, but speaking English so the stupid non-sense blubbering dose not confuse us. 4)Im from Hungary. Americans pretty much the only nation who try to steal other nations myths and make a own version of it. And they are also the ones who will enjoy it the most. This is why characters like Thor and Wonder Woman will never be as popular in EU as they are in the US. This is why Thor is my least favorite Avenger. I think it improved a bit from the last movie, I mean we see more Asgard technology in this one, but beside this its still really unimaginative. Take a side that the idea to make North Myth in to a comic is stupid on its own. It still has the feeling that there civilization aren't involving. They still pretty much dress, battle, party like in the medieval with some polish. Just think about it how much human clothing, buildings, definition of fun, social interactions, views, religions... pretty much how everything changed several times in thousands of years. Not to mention this guys live thousand years people change often from decade to decade cause they learn and experience, what would a being who experience thousand years would be like? Imagine if for example Einstein would have lived for 5000 years what impact he would have than had on humanity? They don't have Geniuses in Asgard? I never able to shrug of the feeling that world(s)Thor trying to create just stopped in evolving and only exist so Americans can claim North Mythology as there own. And that's pretty much while Thor in best a watch able once popcorn cinema for me.