Plot less Piece Of Garbage

Rating: 1/10 (27 March 2014)

I don't write many reviews but, after seeing this crime against cinema, I felt compelled to voice my opinion, in the hope of saving potential viewers time and money. Basically, I saw the first Thor film when it came out and it didn't exactly blow my mind, so I wasn't expecting much from this film. My gut feelings proved to be justified. I cannot believe all of the praise this film has received and even most of the critics go on about how great it is, which proves how little they know. This film is a two-hour special effects show, with no plot and actors that are too unbelievably good-looking to be true. I would imagine that this film would only appeal to comic-book nerds or 10-year old boys and anyone else would be bored stiff after the first hour. I am angry that this crap ever got the green light from Hollywood and angry at myself for wasting my time and money to watch it. I have seen better DTV films than this, which were made with worse actors and a much lower budget. Avoid this crap like your life depended on it and, if you really must see it, wait until it turns up on TV. At least then you won't have wasted any money to see it. Simply awful.