Thor: The Yawn Film

Rating: 2/10 (22 September 2018)

This movie... I'm starting to think this, and Iron Man 3, were written poorly because Avengers made so much money. So the writers just though "If these films bombed it won't matter." And boy did they bomb. And if they did bomb, we probably have gotten Phase 3. But thanks to Winter Solder and Guardians we did. Now back to... this thing.
Okay lets talk about the positives in this movie. Loki. That's it. Loki is the best part about this film. Tom Hiddleston puts his all into this and again he's awesome. Wish I could say the same for the rest.
Lets talk about the biggest problem with this movie. Asgard. Asgard is the most boring place in the MCU. It looks like dull and is so boring. With Ragnarok they didn't spend too much time there. Here we spend about a quarter there. In fact the whole movie looks dull. Everything takes a Fan4stic/ Suicide Squad look. Just because you make everything dark, doesn't mean you're brilliant.
The humour is also boring. I give the first movie credit that it did have a good once in a while. Here, its like trying to find humour in Schindler's List. Its so dull. And the villain... People have said how terrible most of the MCU villains are - minus Loki- and yeah they are right. But even with the worse ones you member them. Even with the worse ones you can remember their appearance. Here, who cares who the villain was, the movies over.
The climax is probably the biggest issue with this film. The idea of it is brilliant. Portals to other dimensions can lead to who knows how many ideas. But no. We stay in Grey Britain. No wonder it took them 4 years to make another Thor film. That was good
In the end this film should have been called: Thor: The Dull World.