Stay away, 4 hazy Bryce backgrounds all the rest is zzzzzzzzz

Rating: 1/10 (15 February 2014)

3-4 Bryce CGI backgrounds, ugly graphic concepts (a giant golden liquidiser in Asgard? Rainbow painted plastic bridge to portrait the Bifrost? Are you guys nuts? Was it Thor or The Teletubbies?).
Silly and boring movie.
Thor is barely present except for a few blows with his hammer when it really counts, which will find you bored and uninterested already, too late to get involved. They had a go at almost everything else tho: aliens, monsters, giants, elves, I was almost expecting some dinosaurs but they were probably cut from the script for budget reasons. You know, you'd really need some crazy CGI to animate good dinosaurs in a film, you can't get away with a few hazy backgrounds and random baddies copied from old fantasy videogames.
Non existing story.
A lot of aliens and elves, tho.
And a giant.
Bad guy gets jailed, knocked out, stabbed, whipped and killed over and over again and in the end, after a funny attempt to portrait his heroic atonement in a dramatic death, he springs up again wearing an Odin outfit...
Sly he is.
Provided you are interested.
Any activity is better than watching this movie, no exceptions.
Try to swallow hot dogs without chewing them or stare obstinately at a random guy's nape trying to have him turn around. Wayyys more fun.