Garbage

Rating: 1/10 (27 April 2014)

This movie is utter utter garbage. If it wasn't for Tom Hiddleston I would have drop kicked the TV out the window. The 1 star out of 10 is reserved for Loki.
God it's so terrible I don't even know where to start. The dialogue was appallingly bad, toe-curling cringey jokes, the plot is all over the gaf with no rhyme or reason at all. The baddie wasn't bad enough, the goody was too good, I couldn't have cared less who lived or died by the end of the movie, I just wanted it to end.
A horrible waste of a Saturday evening. It is beyond me how people find it entertaining, cop on lads, its complete pooh.