Expensive parody of itself

Rating: 1/10 (6 January 2018)

If you're an adult and like Deadpool "humor" this might be for you. If you're a kid, you probably like pretty colors, lots of characters, and wackiness.
As a movie though, it's like this one has too many ingredients and no time to make sure everything fits together and has cooked properly. Exactly like kids making their dinner on their own, and then end up with a mess everywhere and giggle about it.
Maybe it's because the writers were given an impossible task, like telling a chef to use everything inside a mall for one dish. "You can't put cat litter in food" -sure you can, it fits in the pot and we've already paid for it.
The result is busy introducing new characters, fierce characters doing stupid stuff, all the while trying to keep the story intact and then giving up, which is the actual ending of the movie.
There were many things along the way that showed like they struggled with the mess and took easy solutions with their hands up. Dialogs shot with experienced actors, which gave serious Owe Boll vibes and should have been rewritten, reshot, or left on the cutting room floor. And how do we solve the problem of getting the God of Thunder captured? With a bug zapper. Next problem.