Best part? The Led Zeppelin music

Rating: 3/10 (20 November 2017)

Went to see this with very low expectations, after seeing the trailer: A hammerless Thor with a new haircut battling Hulk in a Arena. Movie was interesting until half-way, then it became a complete Walt Disney mess. I don't know if I was watching a Guardians of the Galaxy 3 movie, or actually a "Thor" movie. Ships everywhere, Hela lost her "charm" in the second half, just to appear in the end. First you develop a character (somehow), then the rest of the movie you forget about her only to appear in a boss-like spawn to give meaning to the "Ragnarok" title. Jokes everywhere, to the point the movie becomes itself a joke. Movie went towards a "pew pew" Star-Wars fest over a trashcan landscape. Forced characters like Hulk appearing out of nowhere, with a lame excuse to appear at all. Again Asian guys with "samurai" like armies, wiped out in seconds (if this is why asians appear in a Viking scenery, I might call it "racism"). Lifeless Asgard gets destroyed, Thor lost an eye, his hair and his hammer. Odin is a lame old man, all dressed in pink (and I thought Odin was the most powerful god in Vikings mythology) staring at the sea... really? Loki's role is bland and unnecessary, even disappearing for quite a long time (who cares anyway, he just got lost in the Universe). Plot holes everywhere, but hey, it's OK.. it's a Marvel movie, we can mess around with gravity and logic, since it's "fiction". One more dark Valkyrie (as if Heimdall wasn't enough already). I dread to think what Thor 4 will be like... I thought this was going to be bad, never thought It could be "this bad".
One positive note aside, Led Zeppelin's "Immigrant Song" appears in the beginning and last battle... perhaps all the Bieber's out there start listening to good music, or even kids under 10 start noticing good rock out there, since it's the only thing "real" on this complete mess, 5 year old plot movie.