One of the worst first 5 minutes of a movie I can remember!

Rating: 1/10 (14 April 2018)

I just couldn't bring myself to watch this after the first 5 minutes. There were so many lame jokes packed into the first few sequences, it was cringe worthy. They were "heh" funny at first but persisted to repeat themselves as if they'd suddenly become funnier the 2nd and 3rd time round. They weren't.
The cringe worthy spectacle continued into the second scene where, I'm guessing some kind of villain, decided he'd have a go at talking like Danny Dyer from football factory. By this point I realised I'd made a mistake.