The Only Thing Useful For The Devil's Would Be To Throw Every Copy Of This Movie Into It!

Rating: 1/10 (20 December 2019)

A bigger fan of comic books, comic book movie adaptations and the subsequent merchandise than me you would be hard pressed to find but this movie is a juvenile and poorly written piece of trash the likes of which the actors and characters did not deserve to be associated with. From drunk Valkyries to naked Hulk this movie is filled with jokes a 10 year old boy would find funny. The director fancies himself a funny, funny man indeed. Well then perhaps his calling was to a career in stand up comedy where some of this low brow humor might land on willing ears. I'd rather be tied up and forced to watch the entire season of The Inhumans on infinite loop rather than be subjected to this film even one more time. Howard The Duck had better jokes than this and at least wasn't afraid to push the envelope into R rated territory but what we get with this allegedly family friendly romp through the halls of a junior high school hallway between bells is something which makes Tyler Perry filmmaking look like top tier cinematic entertainment. On the other hand it sure seems a fitting prequel to the forthcoming Love & Thunder which sounds as if it will only amp up the sophomoric gross out jokes from this abomination of a movie! And people hate on The Dark World, would take that any day of the week over this trash. I have spoken!