Best film about Thor

Rating: Null/10 (26 October 2011)

This is the best film I've ever seen about Thor , a docu-soap that eclipses Mega Shark vs. Giant octopus in some respects
I'm going to try to summarise this film as best I can, bear with me.
Thor a mascara wearing Viking wants a war with some blue people that live in a frozen Somalia because they want a blue freezer bag his father stole. Finders keepers I say
Just as Thor god of hair products is about to become the new dictator of cyber-norway his wicked brother (only one with dark hair, a persecuted minority I think) embarks upon a plot to run cyber-norway so he can destroy it. Apparently he doesn't like shiny things.
Thor is cast out by his Dad (hardly dictator of the year material) and lands on earth. Luckily he bumps into Natalie Portman, who has less mascara than he does.
Thor is outraged by this treatment of Natalie (I think he's a star wars fan) so breaks a cup, has a fight with an invincible robot, "vicises" it and gets his hammer back.
Luckily at no point does Thor notice that guns or invincible robots would be handy in a war against the blue people of ice-Somalia.
Thor's friends turn up, each brandishing a stereotype and also fail to notice that Segway's are better than horses for getting around cyber- norway.
Thor's Dad won't let him have a mobile phone, so to get home he has to shout at the sky. Twice. This works.
Thor goes home and has a squabble with his brother.