Has NOTHING to do with the Nordic mythology!!

Rating: Null/10 (7 September 2011)

The movie is probably true to the Marvel comics, although I've never read the ones about Thor. I do know, however, that it is not true at all to the Nordic mythology about the gods in Valhalla.
First of all that futuristic look of a golden city in the skies could not be further from what Valhalla looks like. Valhalla was a wooden fortress as they looked during the covered wagon times.The gods were dressed in capes and not gold and metal.
Odin had two talking ravens called Hugin and Munin that were messengers from Asgårdand Udgård, telling Odin everything that went on outside Valhalla.
Thor himself had a wagon with two flying goats suspended to it. Thor never rode a horse like he does in this movie.
And then there was Heimdal, played by a black guy. What the hell?? The Nordic gods had Scandinavian looks, which means they were white with blond hair and blue eyes. And in the movie there is also an Asian guy. There were no black or Asian guys in Valhalla!! And I don't normally have a problem with black and Asian people in movies but this alone is such an insult to the mythology.
As I am from Denmark and I love the Nordic mythology because of the exciting funny stories, I hated this movie from the very beginning. And so did my buddy. We fast-forwarded to action sequences and scenes with Natalie Portman, because she is so hot. I don't even remember the ending of this crap. Except something about a giant Robot that shot fire from it's face. I know, right? I only hope that someday, somebody will get a green light, to make a movie that is true to the mythology and not a based on any comic book.
If Stan Winston invented this version of Thor and Valhalla he should be ashamed of himself and forced to apologize for not making it true to the mythology.
The mythology was a religion for vikings and peasants in Iceland, Norway and Denmark. People really believed in these gods and Thor is a complete mockery of that religion.
Some people will probably tell me to lighten up and say it's just a movie.
But all insults afar it's not even a good movie. It's way too long and boring and it takes itself way too seriously. The serious part is probably the movies biggest flaw, given the laughable premise. The action sequences are too far apart and they are done in a boring way. Kennethy Brannagh clearly has no clue how to make action sequences.
And Valhalla is some of the worst cgi I've seen in a long long time.
Don't watch this crap. The only Marvel adaption worse than this was the awful awful Jonah Hex