Bo Ring

Rating: 1/10 (2 May 2011)

There's really not enough curses in the world to describe this piece of drab uninspired humdrum. This movie rates a full star out of ten for two reasons:
Natalie Portman is hot
One star is the lowest possible rating
The movie starts with a long and superfluous intro, which is frankly boring. It's a fight scene where neither 3D nor special effects work well. Fast forward 1000 years and nobody has learned anything. Natalie Portman is hot, Thor is ripped, the story is lame. Everything is third rate until the guardian comes to earth, when finally we see some descent pyrotechnics. The fights lack choreography, the explosions lack oomph, there's neither character development nor dialogue.
Listless, wantonly commercial sequels like Spiderman 3, Star Wars 4,5,6, Blade 3, etc beat this overly expensive monstrosity of failure hands down.
I've said it before about "love and other drugs" and I'll say it again about "Thor": I go to the cinema for free, and I still wanted my money back. Thor cost me two hours of my life that I'll never get back again.