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Rating: Null/10 (11 September 2011)

Thor
For many parts of the population, a blond-haired, hammer-wielding, Aryan hero is more akin to a villain.
Fortunately, Leni Riefenstahl didn't direct this action movie based on the Norse God of Thunder.
After Frost Giants break into Asgard to reclaim a stolen relic, Thor (Chris Hemworth), son of Odin (Anthony Hopkins), and his warrior friends (Tadanobu Asano, Jaimie Alexander, Joshua Dallas, Ray Stevenson) retaliate.
Unfortunately, their actions break a long-standing truce. In turn, Thor's stripped of his mighty hammer and banished to Earth.
Exiled, he develops feelings for an astrophysicist (Natalie Portman).
Meanwhile, Thor's brother Loki (Tom Hiddleston) ascends to the throne.
Based on the Marvel Comics character, Thor brilliantly bridges the gap between hubris and humanity with universal themes of brotherly betrayal in order to be applicable.
Besides, with that hammer, Thor should just do what all long-haired, earthbound, sons of a god do here, and take up carpentry. (Green Light)