Ridiculous costumes, story was nonsense and 100% unrealistic. Loved it.

Rating: 6/10 (29 August 2014)

Highlight: when Idris cracks his icy shell and saves Thors stupid butt. Lowlight: when Loki's dad makes him kill himself (nasty man) Question:why are they all douches? Are we meant to think Thor is a good guy now? Seriously? Fact: Loki is just a misunderstood, out casted and racially abused man who has major daddy issues that could have all been avoided if his dad had opened up more and just said yes. Opinion: too many irrelevant, close ups of Natalie Portman's face during fight scenes in which she was not even involved. Statement: Nothing happens with the rest of the blue people. Thought of the day: If someone looks like they are about to kill themselves don't just say no and leave it at that. Anticipating: Loki's return and the other blue people entering the story and Thor's relationship status explained. Question 2: why did Thor break that bridge anyway? Question 3: why was Idris frozen for so long when he could easily break himself free? Question 4: why did Loki go to earth and tell Thor all those lies when Thor couldn't return anyway? Was that necessary? Question 5: what the hell was wrong with the Dad anyway? He seemed fine by the end! (literally) Question 6: who is Donald and why should he stay away from bars? Question 7: why was Thor so happy after he found out his dad had died and he could never return? Question 8: why did Thor wait so long to get with Natalie Portman? Side note: no idea what Natalie Portman's character was actually called in this film. Summary: Great film, really enjoyed it. V.entertaining. Made no sense whatsoever. Recommendation: The Double by Richard Ayoade