You can't polish a t*rd

Rating: Null/10 (9 September 2011)

This film proved to be a triumph of style over content.
Whilst the film looked promising at first, with an interesting story, and a decent 'hook', it proved ghastly.
If a film was judged purely on visuals, it would be a '10', however, the somewhat homosexual Hollywood take on Norse mythology proved nothing short of embarrassing.
The only vaguely 'Viking' looking character was that played by Ray Stevenson, but, while he's one of my favourite actors, he really didn't do himself any favours appearing in this. Compare this to his performance in, and the quality of,'Rome' to see what I mean. It is as night is to day.
OK, so 'Thor' is a Marvel product, but seriously, did they think the discerning movie-going public would really swallow this?!
Nothing short of insulting.