Predictable.

Rating: 2/10 (3 May 2012)

Thor is one of my least favorite comic heroes, next to, maybe, Punisher and Batman from All Star Batman & Robin. Thor is a boring cliché that somehow lasted longer than all the Blue Beetles put together. The movie, however, is far, far worse than this. It's goofy, cheesy, pretentious, and altogether predictable. I wasn't looking forward to this film. I saw it for a dollar at the Redbox across the street from my home. I still feel worthless and cheated. I could have written a more original script in five minutes with a bottle of Smirnoff as a co-writer. I predicted every. single. individual. scene. Oh, and I did this by merely watching the Super Bowl spot. This is not a good movie by any leap and bound. The only good parts (2) are: 1) Thor's brother, Loki, and 2) Jeremy Renner's character of Hawkeye, who is given, oh, two lines, three minutes of screen time, and no single piece of character information until The Avengers. Two films later. Also, the whole movie is shot from camera angles that Battlefield Earth would shy away from using. I dare you tho play the Thor Dutch Angle Drinking Game (with diluted alcohol). Given the choice of watching this movie in a perpetual marathon of Captain America for five straight hours, or a three- hour marathon of Green Lantern, I would choose the latter. How this was better received than both Green Lantern still baffles me.