Stuffed with unfunny crap

Rating: Null/10 (15 September 2011)

Anthony Hopkins' weird performance is just off and even gives an impression of mockery towards a childish script. And if so he is right. Stuffed with badly delivered, meaningless dialog and unfunny crap and with a general lack of any kind of intensity Thor is not to save. Not like the TV cast, logopedic case Chris Hemsworth or action-unknown director Kenneth Branagh ever had a fair chance of doing so. Thor is an alibi for a movie, existing only to set up a supporting character for another flick, not a lead one. It's not even an investment, it's just a supporting part of a business model. It was never meant to fully satisfy and so it does not. Just ask the accounting at Disney for further explanation.