Thorld

Rating: Null/10 (18 September 2011)

This movie is an epic waste of time.
After so many repeating sequences of "Assguard space shooting elevator", I almost walked away in the very middle of the movie. The story, if it were simpler, wouldn't even be considered as a comic book, let alone a movie. Thor and his brother Loki were ridiculous. The costumes are just a reminder of how USA's finest comic fans like to dress up during comicon, which is what this movie is filled with. Lets add some more comment on the story... Odin played by Anthony Hopkins, casts his son on Earth, cursing his hammer weapon so none worthy could use it. Thor meets geeky girl played by Natalie Portman, while his brother Loki discovers he was adopted child of a Frost giant. Somehow marvel superheroes and agencies are being mentioned like S.H.I.E.L.D and Stark (Irony man). This is a highly commercial movie that offers just a few thrills (mostly CGI) and very little real stunt stuff. Thor just waves his hammer and is able to create a tornado, but it all looks too silly and stupid. No nudity scenes made me blush and I felt like I ended up in an awkward situation thinking Natalie would show off herself. Boy was I wrong... All in all, you need to be hammered real hard either in the head or the other way, to even like this movie.