If you like latent homosexuality, vulgar language and this turds for you

Rating: 1/10 (15 June 2013)

I hated this movie. As Roger Ebert once said, Hated it, hated it hated it. I expected to hate it, it was supposed to be like Pineapple Express, which is a terrible movie. I was stuck waiting for a Megabus and had 3 hours to kill and happened to be right in front of a movie theater. I thought the theater experience would show my what all the stoners are raving about. It didn't help. What surprised me is the latent homosexuality. All six of the actors play themselves and they are all hot for each other. The previews feature Emma Watson. Ms Watson is in the movie for about one minute before they run her off. Then its just 6 men with their hilarious bantor of their desire for each other, creative ways of using the word "fuck" in every sentence and how they are lusting for drugs. It reminded me of a horrible fraternity party I once went to where none of the women showed up. The boys got drunk and screamed about how they should such each others dicks. The movie starts off with Seth Rogan and Jay Baruchel playing themselves. Rogan wants to go to James Franco's house. Baruchel is whining that Rogan wont pay attention to him there and he doesn't want to share him with Franco. Really! Once they get there, Franco has two large paintings, he created, one with Rogan's name and the other Franco's. Could it get more gay? Baruchel then pulls Rogan away cause he can't go get a pack of cigerettes himself. (Acting like teenage girls) While there, apparently Aramgedden begins. They go back to Franco's house where six men are holed trying to figure out how to divvy up the drugs and one Milky Way.
If there was something funny here, I didn't see it. My old fraternity brothers were way funnier. What is disconcerting about this comedy and several other comedies of late is that they have all male casts. (Tropic Thunder, Hangover movies, The Interns, etc.) It all frat boy all the time. But as a former frat boy, I can tell you that we weren't latent homosexuals. Is Hollywood trying to send us a subliminal message? Gotta say that I am a liberal who totally supports gay rights (marriage, employment, all civil rights). I don't dislike gays, I just don't want that to be the theme of every movie.
I notice that another comedy this summer is "The Heat" which is just women (Sandra Bullock and Melissa McCarthy). Is the Taliban supervising how movies are made? Its either all men or all women. The sexes don't mingle. No movie should be all male or all female unless its about a submarine or prison. As someone said on Twitter, "This is the End is close to gay porn.