"This Is The End" of me seeing modern comedy films

Rating: 1/10 (1 August 2013)

I don't know how any person with half a brain cell could call this a "hilarious" movie. This was single-handedly the WORST movie I have ever seen.
I didn't chuckle, giggle, or even so much as smile at ANY point during this movie. The audience, however, was overwhelmingly loud in their cascade of laughter. I just don't get it. I sat there with my arms cross, with a frown on my face, trying to fathom how a bunch of grown adults actually compiled such a mess of a movie.
Jim Carrey is funny. Robin Williams is funny. Jerry Seinfeld is funny. THIS.... was NOT funny.
The fact that people have stated that the "story had potential" are just as frustrating to deal with. A bunch of "comedy" actors portraying themselves in an extinction-level crisis, is a terrible plot line to begin with. What about this makes you people think "oooohh, that sounds good!" You nimrods are the same people I have to sit with in the theatre No matter how many times you say the word "penis" or show illustrations of such nature, it doesn't make it funnier.
Excuse me if this review seems somewhat unorganized in nature, but it's essentially one giant rant on how much I absolutely despised this movie. None of the actors know how to "act". They play themselves in every goddamn movie. A group of guys spending 5 minutes fighting over a Milky Way... a computer-generated demon walking around with his penis showing... topped of by a migraine-inducing ending where The Backstreet Boys appear out of nowhere.
The audience was loving all of this, and they clapped once the credits rolled. I just don't get it!!!
It's almost as if it was a blatant and intentional slap in the face for robbing you of your money. These are not actors.. they are a bunch of amateurs who got together and decided "let's scam people. We have no talents so let's pretend like we're good actors".
On a final note, I thoroughly laughed my butt off at Grown Ups 2, which I found to contain a lot of oldschool humour consisting of a combination of slapstick and observational humour. It's funny how that movie got horrible reviews and NOBODY but me laughed during the course of the movie. It's made me realize once and for all that I will never see eye to eye with the general public on comedy movies.