A Bag of D**ks

Rating: 1/10 (24 January 2014)

Firstly, the sheer amount of ego needed to produce such a colossal pile of sh*t, is in itself worthy of marvel. Is Seth Rogen really that overpaid and under-worked that he easily had the means and time to plague us with such an atrocious movie? It was like sitting through the daydreams of a 13 year old pubescent boy, while somehow all the while being uncomfortably aware that the boy is systematically picking his nose with one hand and scratching at his crotch with the other. Yeah, that bad. The acting was mediocre at best, the jokes horribly cheap and the plot boring and one-dimensional. All that I came out of with from this movie was the hope that the events might somehow transpire so that Seth would actually end up being sucked into the sky and I'd never have to witness his scruffy face again.
In conclusion, truly a bag of d**ks.