Uhh.. what the f**k guys???!!

Rating: 2/10 (14 September 2013)

I was SOOO expecting great things from this movie. I mean the cast is so awesome that I thought it would definitely be a new favorite of mine.
Instead I was EXTREMELY disappointed with this film, if you could call it a film.
I even stayed up late to see this, because I was so SURE it would be worth it, but I can't say enough what a waste of time I found this movie to be. The worst part is, the plot sounds cool. A bunch of friends trying to survive the apocalypse together? ALL of them being outstanding actors who are playing themselves? Get out of here that sounds hilarious.
But the jokes weren't funny, and it's not just me who thinks so. The chaos scenes were just f**ked up, not funny or interesting or anything. Maybe if you were taking an illegal drug while watching it, it might be enjoyable, but other than that I found myself looking forward to the end of the movie simply so I could stop watching it. I was keeping some hope in the beginning that it might get better, that it took a bit to get into it. But they official lost me during the scene where a random guy gets beheaded and they start kicking his head around like a football....
Shoving a bunch of fake blood and special effects into a movie doesn't make it good... There was so much left to be desired in the script. I think they were trying to steal the idea from the Hangover films, where a bunch of mates go on a journey together where a bunch of crazy stuff happens, but the Hangover films are actually GOOD.
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I'm a big fan of most of the actors/actresses and now I just don't know if I'm going to bother to go see there new films when they come out.. I can't trust that the films will be worth it...
I'm surprised as well that there were no nude women, and few sex scenes in this movie. I was glad about this because I'm a woman, and I thought this was further evidence that they intended this movie to survive on it's own without the need for a lot of sexual content, but the numerous penis references and images of penises were just plain stupid and vaguely disturbing... not funny...
Putting the plot aside for one second, what the hell did they do to Michael Cera?? He seemed like such a nice guy in previous films, but I will never look at him the same after this movie, they TOTALLY changed his persona, and I found it disappointing and off putting.
To summarize, this movie gave me the same reaction as when I see the newest article about Lindsay Lohan f**king up again, or Miley Cyrus acting like a total skank, all for a bit more money, regardless of the impact that has on the generations of girls that looked up to her..
I feel let down by this film in every way... I wish I had never bothered to watch it... Shame on you Seth Rogen for wasting money and talent with this rubbish.... you are better than this...