There's Nothing About Mary. Absolutely nothing.

Rating: Null/10 (11 December 2019)

The only funny thing about Mary is that someone would believe the premise that a bunch of guys would go gaga over an ugly blonde. A blonde that looks like Andy Warhol after a sex-change. The rest of the cast is almost as bad; it's as if the Farrellys sabotaged their own script on purpose.
Come to think of it, they do that in nearly all of their movies. Their inept choice of actors is only "topped" by the Coen brothers' recent flops, or the senile Scorsese sticking that Lea Di Capria in all of his films. That's a man? You could have fooled me... Nobody can fool me.
Ben Stiller is an abomination, one of the unfunniest box-office-hit "comedian" in the history of cinema (alongside Will Ferrell and Adam Sandler). Giving Matt Dillon stupid fake teeth is somehow meant to turn him into a top comedian? And so on. How I envy people who love this turkey: they'll laugh at anything. Insanity is bliss.
Only a few visual gags that don't rely on the abysmal cast worked, all else is cringe-worthy.