There is something, and it's not Merry

Rating: Null/10 (12 October 1998)

In short, I hated this movie, and I hate the people who told me to go see it because quote 'it's the funniest movie ever made'.
Funny, oh yeah, let's see:
10 minute scene about getting your private parts stuck in the zipper, including gross close-up. Funny? No way.
Constantly mocking retarded people and people on crutches. Please, that is not amusing.
Massmurderers, violent police, psychopathic killers. Yeah, that's real cute.
Putting a dog on fire. Well, I have to admit I nearly smiled, but only because I hate small yapping dogs.
Looooooong dragging scene about masturbating, complete with sperm in face and hair. Not funny.
Fish-hook caught in mouth. Ouch........I wanted to puke.
The most scary thing about this movie was seeing it, hating it, constantly looking at my watch, and realizing that a lot of people actually laughed......