117 minutes is one hell of a lifetime

Rating: 1/10 (8 March 2003)

Only two minutes of this film is worth any attention, as the other 117 minutes are an insufferable eternity.
I refer to the couple of minutes in which Acker Bilk plays his "Stranger on the Shore".
As for the rest of the film, I'd rather forget it - indeed I already have - as it is less memorable than watching grass grow.
Well, at least my wife stayed awake, which in itself is quite an accomplishment. But women go for these kinds of things, don't they? I would prefer not to answer that question: I might just irritate somebody, and that would not be nice, would it? Nor was this film.