Perhaps the funniest movie I've seen in my 14 years on Earth

Rating: 9/10 (29 December 1998)

There's something about Mary, that's what Ted Peloquin (Ben Stiller) finds out when he falls in love with Mary Jenson (Cameron Diaz), now Ted isn't the best looking guy, not by a long shot, but yet, he helps out, unknowingly, Mary's retarded brother, which leads Mary to ask Ted out to the prom. Now, when he gets to her house, he gets his, um, member stuck in his zipper (for all you men who see it, you'll wonder how he did it, I know I did), after that, the date is ruined when he gets it out, and is a bleeder, so he needs to go to the hospital, needless to say, the date is over. Then, 13 years later, he wants to find Mary again, so his friend (Chris Elliot) to hire one of his friends, named Pat Healy (Matt Dillon) to find Mary, he falls for her, tells her she is unattractive, in the hopes that he gives up, but yet, he doesn't. He tracks her down, he falls in love. And of course, this is a comedy, and a lot of very funny situations. Although it has some funny situations, there are some long spots where there isn't many laughs, but where the laughs come, they come hard. Such as the dog on speed. Now, this is one helluva funny movie, I left with tears in my eyes, don't leave right away, because, during the first half of the credits there is a funny musical number, of sorts. Now, like I said, this is a funny movie, probably the funniest of the year, so I give this an A.