Crude, tasteless, vulgar, not funny and those are the good points

Rating: 1/10 (30 April 1999)

Well if you can't seem to get enough of jokes about the handicapped, sexual stalkers and pointless masturbation scenes then Something About Mary is just the movie for you. However, if you have an inkling of taste leave the sophmoric humor to the sophomores and spend the evening doing something a lot more fun like getting a root canal. Not only did I find the movie offensive and humorless but this pointless dribble droned on for over two hours. When I looked at the time on the VCR counter at 1 hour I thought at least it will be over soon. Please don't think I'm just some prude who is easily offended. I can appreciate silly and moronic humor with the best of them. This movie is like a two hour episode of Beavis and Butthead without the class and wit of Beavis and Butthead. Please avoid this movie at all costs.