Did I see the same movie as you guys?!!

Rating: Null/10 (29 May 2000)

Did I? Because I hear this is THE defining shock humor masterpiece of its time, its the funniest movie of the year, maybe the decade. I saw almost nothing funny. I felt violated at having to pay my third of the two dollar rental fee that we roomies split. Being miserly about seeing movies in the theatre ($8.00 is an exhorbitant amount to spend for two hours of possible entertainment), I'm very glad I didn't see it there. I can't explain my irrational hatred of this movie. I just can't understand how everyone else found it so hilarious and I found it a better purgative than ipecac syrup. Is there something wrong with me? I don't think so, but I might be wrong. I do like shock humor... I love South Park BLU, for that exact reason. I like weird, inexplicable humor, I like most regular comedy. I just don't like "Something About Mary". It just doesn't do it for me.