I hate this movie

Rating: 3/10 (8 February 2008)

Unlike so many people, who claim that this movie is very funny or a great comedy (and so on...), I can't possibly understand all the success around this film. In fact, I practically never laughed when I saw this movie. If I laughed, it was only one or two times with something minor (like a minor comment from some character or something).
This movie is just way too overrated. When I saw it, it was for two main reasons: because of Cameron Diaz (I used to like her more back then than nowadays) and also because I thought this would be a clever, worthy and funny comedy.
Instead, I had a big shock. This movie is absolutely hideous, full of cheap and "toilet" humor and profanity. Besides, its jokes are cruel, dirty, disturbing, shocking and sickening. Its humor is really disgusting, trashy and insulting. I expected at least a reasonable romantic comedy, not a nasty movie.
Almost everything about this movie angered me. But some "jokes" in particular angered me even more than everything else. These "jokes" were the following ones: whenever Mary's retard brother attacks the innocent Ted; Ted's painful and disturbing zipper accident; when Mary's dog attacks Ted on a certain part (needless to say which part); when Ted is taken by the police and those cruel policemen grab on Ted's face and slam it brutally on a table; when Ted leaves at the end heartbroken; the scene with sperm on Mary's hair; and finally, the final scene when an old man shoots a singer.
Poor Ted! He only suffers during the whole movie. He's fooled, humiliated, abused, he's the victim!
If *this* movie is considered funny, then I'm concerned about what people find funny nowadays. Seriously, a movie like this isn't something I find entertaining, worthy, amusing or funny. This movie left me in very bad mood and, to make things even worst, it is too long considering the garbage it is - almost 2 hours! I was only wishing that it would come to an end. I refuse to ever watch this movie again and that's for sure.
For those who never saw this movie, let me give an advice: skip it and try instead an intelligent comedy with really funny humor (not dirty humor) such as "Liar Liar", "Mousehunt" and "Johnny English", for example.