The worst movie I've ever seen

Rating: 1/10 (22 December 2005)

A bloody waste of 2 hours of film. A long and winding story that...... goes nowhere! The whole movie has no goddamn *point*! A stupid guy gets his dick stuck in a zipper, (there's a girl in the background somewhere), then that girl grown up starts living with someone who snogs her dog, then guy number two enters story, who's supposed to be on guy number one's side, but eh, goes over to the dark side, then guy number THREE shows up, who's doing some kind of elaborate fakery, and *ALL* of whom apparently like this female -
F O R N O R E A S O N!!
... and then.... absolutely nothing happens for two hours! Can someone explain the *point* of this movie to me? As in, WHY WAS IT MADE?
The dog was fake apparently, made with computer graphics, which isn't a saving grace after you've *sat* through the two hours.
There must be some prerequisites before you can just go to a shop and buy some reels of film. If there isn't such a rule, it's needed. This movie is proof.