What happens to Ben Stiller in the bathroom is less painful than watching this.

Rating: 3/10 (22 November 2019)

Woefully hateable comedy that doesn't even attempt to make a joke about its bodily functions but relies on its physical comedy in itself to be the joke.
There is nothing about Mary! She is a forgettable McGuffin and the way this movie pummels me with humour that makes early South Park look like recent Family Guy to only then pour on the sickliest kind of shallow romance makes me want to punch a wall.
That Diaz has not publically disowned the movie is a discredit to her.