Cue the vomit.

Rating: 1/10 (14 May 2012)

What a piece of garbage. I literally did not laugh once while watching this so-called comedy. I found it infantile and gratuitous, and anyone will tell you that when those two characteristics are combined (as they are masterfully in this movie), it's a recipe for cinematic disaster. Big names in a profitable film, says they; talented actors wasting their abilities in an insult to American taste, says I. I saw this film in the theater, and I actually left in the middle to go to the concession stand, which had never happened before. Granted, I needed something to snack on, but I eagerly embraced the fringe benefit of having a few moments free of the idiocy of There's Something About Mary. Would that I had driven there myself; in that case, I could have just gone home. I suppose there's an outside chance that I actually missed something funny during those three minutes in the lobby, but I highly doubt it.