There's Something in the Toilet

Rating: 1/10 (5 July 2005)

Please flush this movie. I would say shoot the screenwriter, but there probably wasn't one. The minimal story seems to be a poorly connected series of gross-out jokes, which could only appeal to an audience with the mental capacity of an 8-year-old male (technically not allowed to see this movie).
Anyone over that age will find this movie mind-numbingly tedious. The acting was either non-existent or over-the-top. None of the characters was believable. Cameron Diaz was there to strut around in skimpy outfits, which explains its eye-candy value among males. The director of "Dumb and Dumber" is getting dumber and dumber.