Holy crap?!

Rating: 1/10 (27 June 2008)

I fell asleep while watching this movie, woke up close to the end and didn't even bother to ask anyone what I missed...because I didn't want to wake them. This was one of the worst movies I've ever seen. I want to build a time machine and go back to warn myself. I didn't even pay to see this and I feel like I've been ripped off. This movie is a lot like the Christian religion. Everyone tells you it is good and you are constantly expecting something to happen but nope, it just ends as crappy as it begins. I think it was 34 hours long. Well it felt so at least. This is coming from someone who sat through Daredevil!!! I think people like this movie because Oprah said she liked it. Once the queen hen says that something is good, then every housewife and homo out there has to follow along like Scientologists to ridiculousness. I would have given this movie less stars but it wouldn't let me. I think this movie actually owes me a few stars because it deserves to be in the negative spectrum.