But WHY will there be blood?

Rating: 1/10 (23 August 2009)

This is a movie about an overly dramatic yet totally uninteresting man throwing a life-long temper tantrum.
Taken as a whole, I guess the main point is that the movie has no point, which makes it a lot more like real life, I suppose. The problem is that I could have just gone for a walk or something, which would have been exactly like real life, only far less annoying.
A note on the music: I think the reason that they used a horror film soundtrack for this movie is that it keeps giving the viewer the subconscious idea that something really eventful is about to happen. Every time I started getting so bored that I was ready to turn it off, suddenly this obnoxious noise would blare out of the speakers, planting me in my seat, making me wait for something to happen. Two hours later, I was still waiting, but I figured I might as well just finish it on the off chance that, perhaps, that two and a half hours really was building up to something spectacular. It wasn't.