I saw this 14 times, and I think Daniel Day-Lewis should STOP acting

Rating: 9/10 (27 February 2008)

There were times in my life when I would randomly buy farmer's land in order to profit from it. Oil is a lucrative substance, like porn, but unfortunately, you need a certain skill. I dug for 18 hours, waiting for that raining black diamonds of life. For example, a kebab is lucrative, just like a nice augergine. But oil? OIL? The senseless death of the oil industry is beautifully portrayed in this stunning pla fla masterpiece. This was filmed during good times, when every Texan or Nevadan patch of desert was brimful of sand, but underneath lay something more lucrative, more, lucrative. Black, dark, and obscure liquid. For this reason, and this reason alone, watch the movie to learn how to obtain land for cheap while claiming you are a religious bigot for your own personal gain. A must watch for those with a time machine, and if anyone has one, just add a comment about this comment.
Thanks in advance, George F A R Goldblacksmith!