There will be suck

Rating: 3/10 (23 March 2008)

I'm sorry, but I simply can't possibly comprehend how this movie can garner such high ratings. It has honestly shattered my trust in IMDb's ratings.
I watched this movie after seeing the reviews it got here, and I cannot express enough how disappointed I am after losing 2.5 hours of my life to a pointless film whose plot simply never developed. It simply lacks a good plot (or any plot for that matter), which simply makes it boring as hell.
I honestly went through a 2.5 hour depression, the reason I gave it 3 stars is for the simple fact that the cinematography and the acting were good, but what it good is that if it lacks in every other aspect.
Conclusion, I'd rather see paint dry than see this movie again. The only good that came out of this is that I had 2.5 hours to reflect on life, and it's many meanings.