How Can Everyone have Missed the Real Christian Script??

Rating: 9/10 (21 February 2009)

First off let me say that I loved this movie and I'm a Christian.
I have searched Google and haven't found any mention to the tons of facts that support that Mickey Rourke is basically Jesus, his followers are all Christians (and not too bright at that), that Marisa Tomei is Mary Magdalene, and that Jesus is a false prophet.
I know what one might be thinking after something so blasphemous/slanderous but here's my support for this theory.
Mickey Rourke IS Jesus: 1. Long flowing hair 2. perfect tanned body 3. followers 4. sacrifices oneself for his followers 5. sacrificial lamb/ sacrificial Ram 6. Never a single mention of his parents 7. Not a father either (his only daughter denounces him) 8. Bleeds from crown of thorns (razor blade) 9. Girlfriend (Tomei) is a stripper/ Mary Magdalene is a prostitute 10. Prays to God 11.Martyr (staples as nails/bleeds for fans pleasure) 12. Very poor, lives paycheck to paycheck 13. People come to him for healing (signature/spiritual uplifting)
Why Jesus is false: 1. Hair is fake! 2. Tan is fake! 3. Muscles are fake (steroids) 4. Life is fake- (on stage one day, next day deli counter)
I thought the movie was excellent without looking at it with a religious agenda, and simply as a character study of a broken individual, but am I wrong about the analogy?