Douchebags being Douchebags

Rating: 1/10 (16 February 2014)

Would you like to watch a bunch of douchebags being douchebags, for three hours? I guess the only thing worse would be actually knowing these guys for a large portion of their lives.
How about that one scene, where the former single mom gets all teary-eyed at how Wolfie gave her a chance? Yeah, no, I still want to smash his face through a window.
How about the scene where he "writes a note" warning his bud he was wearing a wire, but then you find out it didn't matter because he gave them all up anyway and still made his deal with the dorkiest FBI agent to grace the screen.
Moral of the story, if you're sitting in an auditorium, listening to someone selling you his get rich scheme, get out, before you too become a douchebag. (Well, that's not exactly the moral in the movie, you have to come up with that take-away on your own.)