An intense look at Jordan Belforts life. Prepare yourself.

Rating: 10/10 (6 January 2014)

Wolf of Wall Street is rated R but 100% should have been NC-17. Like. Seriously.
Let me set the scene – three hours of sex, drugs and swearing. I was not mentally prepared to see this movie and let me tell you, it resulted in a good old fashioned mind blowing. I'll expand – there is a dominatrix scene where Leonardo DiCaprio has a candle in his ass and it is the least inappropriate part.
Oh yeah, and did I mention I saw it on Christmas? With my PARENTS? Talk about family bonding.
Leonardo DiCaprio did an exceptional job making me hate and care for (you'll learn I care about just about everyone) Jordan Belfort at the same time. He had an extremely long journey on his way up to the top and when he fell, he fell hard. But my favorite character was Jonah Hill (Donnie Azoff). From the word go he was full speed ahead in the mad life of the Wolf. "Let's run! Let's run like lions and tiger and bears!" they say during a crack high in of the early scenes of their friendship.
"I wish I had counted every time they said f**k – it must have been in the hundreds". My sister said shortly after the movie.
We assume that Martin Scorsese called Leo up one day and said "Hey! I want to make a movie, lets have some fun." And fun they had. Nothing was safe from drugs and humping, and no sentence was left untarnished by cursing.
Go see it.
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