Oh sh*t, I hate to say it but...

Rating: 9/10 (9 January 2014)

No, really? This is how it ends? Well, f*ck this.
Okay, this is a good movie. Nay, it's a brilliant movie. Leonardo DiCaprio once again acted the sh*t out of this thing, as did everyone else. It really is brilliantly acted, and you know what, the plot is pretty good too. It keeps you interested, it keeps you watching, it keeps you on the edge of your seat. It keeps you wondering: 'Oh my god, what's going to happen next?' But I'm a radical, a rebel, a socialist. Yes, f*ck you and your dysfunctional capitalism. I hate Wall Street and its fraudulent business, its lobbyists in politics, its sleazy little ways to bypass laws and rules. The FBI will certainly not get on Wall Street's case, this movie is way too optimistic. Unrealistic.
Still, it's good to see a movie out there that's showing the world what Wall Street is doing. That it's doing unfair business and duping the middle and lower class in the process, that it's fraudulent and needs restrictions. If only we could trust the FBI (or anything else!) to stop it.
But hey, Leonardo DiCaprio. F*ck me. He proved it in What's Eating Gilbert Grape and he's proving it again. That man is so much more than a pretty face. That man can act the stars out of the sky. You need a sh*t load of life experience for that. Like, really. He's so f*cking good.
And Jonah Hill. Well done, once again. Let him brag about his friends. This man's got skills! Great movie, great actors. F*ck this son of a b*tch, I'm going to have to rate this a 9.