When You've Seen Jonah Hill Masturbate, You already have had enough.

Rating: 2/10 (17 January 2014)

This movie is controversial for a reason. THIS MOVIE.... GOD! What was Scorsese trying to tell us? That being firkin rich is the life of the party where you can have sex and cheat on your wife and you swear 500 dang times a day and drink martinis constantly and do cocaine? WELL EXCUSE ME. This is not how people act and I do not care if this is based on a true story. This movie is vile garbage. Scorsese has made some amazing films in his career, but this has to be one of his worst.
All this film is, is just a porno with an extremely high budget that has no point but to be as cruel and disgusting as possible. I gave this movie a chance. But after I have seen Jonah Hill Masturbate on screen, I have had enough. This movie is also very unrealistic. I swear sometimes, but not 123 times a day! What a disgraceful film to the legendary director. I can't believe they allowed them to make such a film. This is by far the most explicit non violent film I have ever saw and with good reason. I understand why people may want to see this because it wastes a good three hours of your time and its direction can be quite good. This is not filmmaking. This is not Scorsese. This is someone trying to imitate Scorsese. This is someone who wanted to make the most evil movie ever created. Im scared that people will imitate the behavior of the anti heroes in this film and it must not be shown. It should be banned so that no one can do what they did.
Please do not waste your money on such a disgusting atrocity. Martin Scorsese, you're a great director. BUT PLEASE! For your next film, please do something more subtle! Maybe its because Im a teen and I do not understand the appeal of this movie as it is nominated for Oscars. I don't know. But what I do know is that I am not a bad guy. I am a guy that does not want to make mistakes. I am just a film critic who wants to enjoy the magic of movies. The magic is nowhere to be seen in this film. I do not want to be like Jordan Belfort. I want to be me.
21/100 D-