Awful

Rating: 1/10 (22 January 2014)

Phone Rings
"Yea, Marty here"
"Marty that you its Leo"
"Hi Leo hows it going in actoring Land these days?"
"Fab Marty, never better, You know how you wanted to make a movie stuffed full of naked women? You know with naked flesh, simulated sex, close ups and all manner of video nasties?"
"Leo, Leo, Leo you been drink-in or sum-ting?, you know those a/h at the censorship house would never let us get away with that, we have yanked this so many times we have given up?"
"Marty baby, steady listen, and you know how you always want to burst the F count in a film?" well think no more, I have the script, I have the finance and I have actors dumb enough to make this film.
"Leo, you know I love you as I would my own bambino, but this is crazy land, get some sleep, I'll call you in the Morning, and talk about that great western we are making"
Thus started the pre-amble for what would become the story of how Marty and Leo hoodwinked the people in making The Wolfe of Wall Street.
3-hours of gratuitous sex. lust, cocaine, champagne and excesses so large that, mere mortals such as us will be forever conned into believing that this is just what the Movie Industry was designed for, Industry self-gratification and a return on the Dollar.
Do yourself a favour with this Wall-St and Sex, Drugs and Rock & Roll rip off, if you need to see Sex in a film, order a XXX from any porno outlet, it will be milder. If you want to see people ripping of the Economy take a trip to wall-street.
But don't dignify this carpetbag of a dump truck though.
News just in, Jack Valenti president of the Motion Picture Association of America, has just been found bound and gagged in a dumpster round the back of the offices of the MPAA. A Spokesperson for the MPAA and Police said they were looking into a witness statement, that claims to see 2 diminutive film types speeding away in a car full of naked women and champagne saying "See Marty I told you we could get away with it'.