An OVERRATED piece of cinematic rubbish!

Rating: 1/10 (24 July 2019)

I can't stand this film. It's gross. It's got creepy monkeys flying and midgets in ridiculous costumes. It's very disturbing to watch. I don't get it. A much superior film was made starring the adorable Shirley Temple. Check it out if you get the chance, it's called The Blue Bird. Stir clear of this one, it'll give you nightmares. Plus the color is godawful! I mean it. It's like the first time I went to Putnam Pantry's in Boston as a teen: I had to add EVERYTHING on my sundae: strawberry syrup, chocoloate syrup, sprinkles, chocolate pieces, caramel etc. etc. HEY! It was FREE, OKAAAY? Well this movie is like that: all that color will make ya nauseous, you'll need a hot bottle for the top of your head. The Blue Bird has heart, it has soul, it has a cute grandpa/grandma couple and oh yes! Did I mention no Judy Garland to break our ears? Could she yodel like Shirley Temple? That would be no! Stir clear from this nauseating syrupy yuckfest that the masses gobble up. You're a person of distinction, you got class, you got taste: so leave the masses to their cheapo musical nonsense and their "It's a Wonderful Life" type rubbish and choose to watch the movie that makes YOU awesome: The Blue Bird.