Not a "horror" movie - just a "horrible" movie.

Rating: 1/10 (29 February 2016)

Like many others, I was swayed...and fooled...by the overwhelmingly- positive reviews here and elsewhere. I'm still baffled as to what anyone found scary, frightening, horrible, unnerving, disturbing, etc about this film.
Almost nothing happened in this movie. It was mostly an indecipherable look at a Puritan family alone on the 1600s American frontier and how guilty their version of Christianity made them at every turn.
This film badly needed subtitles. I get that they're trying to be authentic but when 75% of the dialect is not understandable...well, that just makes the movie that less watchable.
This movie needed the actual "VVitch" to appear more often. That might have made it more interesting. Instead, it was just scene after scene of the family's mother and father beating themselves up due to their warped fundamentalist Christianity.
Black Phillip the Goat gets the lone star of my review, mostly for what he does near the end, which sped up my exit from this complete snoozefest of a movie. Same your time & spend your money on a different film. This one is horrible.