Glad I saw this for free online

Rating: 3/10 (24 April 2016)

Every now and again a movie comes along that for some reason, becomes a huge bandwagon and everyone hops on it. You read & see all the hype & buzz. You see all little award symbols on the movie poster (Sundance Best Movie blah blah, etc.). Then when you finally get around to seeing it you're like "Huh? What? THIS is what all the hype was about?"
The Witch is one of these films. Based on the trailer and the reviews I already knew what I was getting into with this movie. But since I watched it online for free - I didn't care too much. The accents made it possible to miss 50% of the dialogue.
The brother staring at his sisters breasts; huh?
The goat is the devil; is it? What?
An apple comes out of the boys mouth; huh?
A voice talks to the girl at the end; cant understand one word it says because of the low volume and accent
Girl walks into woods and see's naked woman floating up into the sky; so what? Now she's a witch? She likes this? Or is it against her will? Huh?
I think many people saw this film and thought it was terrible, but they wanted to be part of the "cool, hip crowd" so they lie and say how awesome it is and scary. Trust me; it's not.
The movie was a big waste of time. If you must see it, see it for free. DO NOT spend money on this thing.