The Trailers are misleading, the previews lie

Rating: 1/10 (23 February 2016)

If you get the urge to go see a movie, let me tell you about the one I saw last night. The Witch... What can be said about this movie? The preview had a better plot. Yes the plot of the movie is different then the preview. It was so long and drawn out, that at times I wasn't sure if it was ending, or if it was actually going to go somewhere. The plot twists and foreshadowing music leads you to believe that it's going to come to a climax, and you start to look forward to something interesting, but then the screen goes black, and they cut to a new scene of the same drawn out garbage. It's listed as a Horror. But the only horror out of this documentary was the fact that someone invested actual money into it's making. The climax came before the movie started, because you are expecting to be scared out of your mind, the rest is a lecture of religion, like sitting through a 10 hour long catholic mass. No offence to Catholics, but your sermons are not really known for there zest for life. The end of the movie plays out beyond prediction, as if you can tell the director simply gave up on the film and had to make some kind of conclusion, and it makes about as much sense as wearing a winter coat to the beach in July and about as exciting. ... In short, if you want to go see a movie, and your thinking about watching this one...... Don't. Go to Walmart and look at what people are wearing. Trust me, that was actually more interesting and scary.