92 minutes of my life I'll never get back

Rating: 1/10 (7 May 2016)

Where to start? I'm actually struggling to find the words to describe how dire this film truly is. I'm still not sure if it was just boring or actually annoying.
Certainly the soundtrack was annoying, with inappropriately placed orchestral stabs, random mumblings etc
The audio was terrible too. The dialogue was so incomprehensible I actually turned the subtitles on.
The pace was catatonic. The lighting and colour were all over the shop, with long (seemingly endless) silences and lengthy fades to black for no apparent reason whatsoever.
And now it's all over I still couldn't describe the plot - I'm not even sure there actually was a witch in the movie, or just a bunch of hysterical, hallucinating people in a remote cabin.
Absolutely the worst film I've seen so far this year.
But hey, I suffered through it so you don't have to. I'm sure there are hundreds of better uses for an hour and a half of your life.
Maybe clean the oven or defrost your freezer. It will be a better use of the time.