Witch? More Like Switch!

Rating: 2/10 (25 March 2016)

Sometime a movie comes along (like Birdman) that just seems to get a massive amount of hype...brilliant this, stunning that...shock you to the sole etc..Then you go to see the movie, and you wonder if you are watching the same movie as everyone else.
This would have to be one of THE slowest moving movies I have ever seen. There are glaciers in Iceland that are melting faster than this piece of Salem pig swill. Unless you have studied Ye Olde English, you will struggle to understand the actors, and as I did pick up every third word (and I am English born) Subtitles would have been helpful.
The acting however is actually quite good, and the lead actor is from The Office in the UK. Very odd, as I kept on wondering when David Brent was going to turn up.
The only redeeming feature was the goat. It must surely get a nomination for best supporting livestock at next years Oscars.
If only the producers had done with this movie what they did with "real" Witches and burnt it. We would all have been better off.