One word, boring.

Rating: 1/10 (4 July 2016)

I rarely review movies, in fact my last review was 9 years ago on IMDb on another account. I watch a lot of movies, so many movies that I am generally more forgiving to a bad plot, bad CGI's, slow moving non coherent movies than the average movie watcher.
This movie was so bad though that I immediately threw myself on the computer to write this review and warn, yes warn potential viewers to steer clear of this movie.
The pace, the pace of this movie is so slow that at times I thought it was going in reverse.
The horror, or lack thereof. Not phsycological, no jump scares, no nothing. In fact, halfways through the movie I almost fell asleep, of boredom (really).
The story, what story? Movies normally build towards something, even if the pace is slow you can bare with it since it will lead to something, the sum being greater than the whole and whatever. However, his movie had none of those elements. It just went on and one and on, about, nothing essentially.
I am upset that I will never get that 1h and 30 something minutes back of my life, time i could have spent watching my beard grown in the mirror, or count the hairs on my legs, or just stare at a random wall.
Actors were all great, they were, however scripting, editing, storywise and so on, the movie is a straight to VHS.