What am I missing?!

Rating: 3/10 (30 September 2018)

Ok I don't get why everyone says this is terrifying. I was not scared one bit or even remotely scared until the end...when I knew the movie was getting close to being over and nothing scary had happened. Then I was like "Oh please no don't let me have wasted all this time for nothing." But alas I did waste my time for nothing.
I have never seen a black goat like that. It was very pretty and almost human like. It doesn't seem like they treated any of the animals in this film humanely. I mean obviously they didn't kill them but having that goat pretend like he was gonna charge or when the kids were chasing it around etc...it just seems like those things would cause it distress.
The little kids were cute and convincing but they don't seem to be acting anymore. Maybe after they made this film they were like "If this is filmmaking then methinks I'll consider another line of work."
Anna Taylor-Joy has got something weird going on with her eyes that is distracting. She may or may not be a good actress but I don't know because all I can focus on when she's onscreen is her eyes and I find myself wondering how she keeps her eyeballs in their sockets because they are stretched at the corners to the point where it looks like her lashline is pulled away from her eyeball.
The mom is really ugly and annoying. She only looks slightly better IRL and really the only terrifying thing about this movie is when you look her up on IMdB and see her yellow teeth. You're an actress and have got to have enough money to address that by now so why haven't you?!
Why does Black Philip ask if she wants butter?! How bout "How'd you like me to take this role off your CV and we can act like it never happened?" Or "Could I fix your eyes? Or how'd you like a hot bath with something to eat and a nice clean dress to wear?" Instead he asks her if she'd like butter...um ok sure whatever. What does that even mean?!
I hope that they used some type of body prosthetic for the witch because if that is someone's real body then that is gross.
Are we expected to believe that this witch is gonna suck on that goat and it would just stand there and not be making noise?! That's unrealistic.
And finally is the goal to fly when you become a witch? I mean living in the forest and being naked and covered in filth and being toothless doesn't sound like a good time. Aren't you supposed to want more than that. Oh yes please Satan I'll sign away my soul for that lifestyle...no thanks. I'll pass and figure out how to churn my own butter.
Wish I would've watched something else.