This film was so amazing I wrote a song about it

Rating: 10/10 (26 February 2018)

"Dear Thomasin"
Note: To be sung to the tune of "Dear Theodosia" from Lin-Manuel Miranda's hit musical "Hamilton."

SATAN:
Dear Thomasin, what to say to you?
Your mom is nuts. A goat just gored your dad.
When you came into the woods, Sam smiled, so a witch took him.
I'm dedicating fresh butter to you.
Puritan life, was never quite my style.
When you smile, you knock me out, I want your soul.
And I thought I was so whole.
You will come of age with our young coven.
We'll dance and chant for you, we'll light bonfires for you.
If you agree to total damnation
I'll pass butter to you, I'll show the world to you, and you'll live deliciously...
Today, today.
Plus you'll float up in the trees,
Today, today.

WILLIAM:
Oh Caleb, when you're possessed I'm undone!
My son?
Look at my son: pride is not the word I'm looking for.
There is so much more inside you now.
Oh Caleb, you puppet of the Dark One!
My son?
When you're possessed, I fall apart.
I can't even blame that tart.
Our savior isn't around...

SATAN:
Your savior isn't around.
I swear that I'll be around for you.
Feel free to take off your coat.
As you elope with my goat.
I'll create potions of youth for you.
You'll come of age with our young coven.
We'll dance and chant for you, we'll light bonfires for you.
If you agree to total damnation,
I'll pass butter to you, I'll show the world to you, and you'll live deliciously...
Today, today.
Plus you'll float up in the trees,
Today, today.