Absolute Garbage

Rating: 1/10 (1 December 1998)

I'm a flexible guy. I got an open mind. I go to silly movies, and I can usually find some kind of redeeming quality. Perhaps a smartly crafted script to pay the rent; maybe a nice performance doomed by an ineffectual director; maybe a nice effect job or a good costume, nice photography...
WHATEVER! Anything! Toss me a bone, fer cris'sakes...
This film has nothing. I respect Sandler. He has that certain something, but this piece of trash is truely USELESS.
I want my money back.