This is the worst film I have ever seen

Rating: Null/10 (3 December 2002)

Judging by the other comments, I'm pleasantly surprised to see that I don't seem to be in the minority here. I cannot stress how unfunny this film is. This movie represents 90 or so minutes of my life that I've lost and will never be able to get back. To use a cliche, "a turgid exercise in banality" is what this film is. I personally don't think much of Mr Sandler as actor anyway. To me his films are guilty of pandering to the lowest common denominator. However I do think more of Kathy Bates, and all I can say is; "Oh Kathy, how could you?!?! If you really needed the money I'm sure you could've sold your body for sex or something?!?!? At least that would've been more morally acceptable than appearing in this crap!!!"
Why did I watch this film? I have no idea. Maybe it was the football angle. Maybe it was the fact that I'd seen the Wedding Singer, which even though I didn't think it was very good either, was actually a step up from his previous work and a reasonably non-offensive way to kill 2 hours. Maybe I have a brain tumor. I don't know. Any excuse right now that will make me feel better about watching it will do. All I know is that if I'm ever given the option between watching a rerun of this or slapping myself repeatedly over the head with a dead fish, all I will ask is "What kind of fish?".