How did this movie get made?

Rating: 1/10 (17 February 1999)

It's a mystery to me how movies like this get made. I honestly believe I could sit down at my computer and crack out a better screenplay in less than a week. I knew it was going to be a silly film with childish humor, and that's okay. But instead, this turned out to be a disaster, filled with mistakes and jokes that were very uncreative.