The best way to get mad!

Rating: 1/10 (13 January 2005)

Yeah...i know that my title does not sound so happy about this film!I saw The 6th Sense when it was fresh and i thought it was a really good movie and after that i saw Unbreakeble and that was kinda slow and boring but still not bad or something like that.Signs sounded exciting but i read a review in a mag saying it was a waste of time so i never saw that.Then one day i was looking at TV and the trailer for The Village comes up!From the director of the 6th sense! It said something about 3 rules like don't go int to the woods and don't wear red and don't make any noise or they will come.something like that and i thought man with Joaquin phoenix!It got to be good! And then when i was on my way home from Finland on the Ferry they showed it in the Cinema so i went to see.!CONTAINS SPOILERS!(THIS MOVIE WILL SPOIL EVERYTHING FOR YOU ANYWAY) Okay it starts and the camera films it all in kind a weird old looking way and have some similarities with The Blair Witch Project!! There's that blind girl who can't see but she runs as fast as a boy and runs the fastest...The movie is about 2 hours long and for 1 hour about nothing happen. The monsters comes to the village one time and i have to admit that it almost scared me more then The Turtles. Anyway after this it's kind of boring but then a psycho attacks Joaquin and Ivy(the blind girl) goes through the dangerous woods to town to get medicine.The Village is like a place surrounded på forest and nothing else. After gotten the medicine she is being attacked by a "monster" but she is blind so she lures it into a trap!!Now when we see and she does not we notice that the psycho guy is the monster and there were no monsters there in the first place.The movie ends. One guy is sleeping behind me and about the rest is just like can we go now?when i got out of the cinema one guy asks me: am i the only one to think that this was one of the baddest movies i have ever seen? So for Christ sake see something else!Honestly this is the most bad movie i have ever seen and with that 60 million dollar budget(the most expensive looking in the film is a hole in the ground) i think they could at least get a better camera! 0/10 Worthless as best!//Micke Finland Åland