I Want My Money Back!

Rating: 1/10 (9 August 2004)

M Night Shyamalan dazzled us with his Sixth Sense, after that his plots have gradually deteriorated to the point of no return. The Village is his latest attempt to dupe us all into believing what he hallucinates. This is a worthless joke of a movie that defies all that is rational. It is an experiment in how to become extinct, both - for the movie folks as well as for Mr. Shyamalan. Thankfully the experiment works. One example -He has forgotten to do his homework and has miscalculated on precisely how much of land (area) is needed to sustain a community of 40+ individuals. Unless of course Mr. Shyamalan has arranged for the "you-know-whos" to provide the supplies when ever the "you-know-whos" visit the village!. I have two suggestions for Mr. Shayamalan: 1) In his next film, keep the language -shakespearean, instead of ye olde English. 2) Provide a money back guarantee, in case I do not like the movie.