the most boring film you will ever see

Rating: 1/10 (4 September 2004)

I went to watch this at the cinema with my girlfriend, and when the credits started to roll we both sat up and said "was that it???!!!". Actually we were glad this torture was over. Boring is an understatement, horror film this is not, for there are no scary moments and the twist is obvious to say the least. I repeat, this is not a horror! It is a love story, yes! People walked out of the theatre in boredom, I heard rows and rows of sighing all the way through, you could sense the boredom in the theatre! I was up for walking out but seeing this trash til the end gives me reason to despise it even more. And I have to point out one thing...the "Things we don't speak of" that are in the forest?? That's ALL they bloody spoke about! Boring boring boring trash watch it at your peril!!!!!!!!!