what a shame

Rating: 1/10 (26 August 2004)

What a shame that IMDb doesn't let you vote lower than one. I was quite excited to give this movie a rather handsome negative number. During the movie, I found myself day dreaming of beating my penis with a hammer. The hammer beating would definitely have been more entertaining. I'm quite sure, that it would have entertained the other movie-goers as well. Why didn't the blind girl run into more stuff, that would have been funny. I like seeing the handicapped tortured. At least this movie didn't have the shaky-camera like most of the newer action movies out there. Due to that, I can justify my forceful giving of a 1 to this lame and predictable film. Please help me rock the vote, and lower this junk pile to where it belongs.
-You're killing' me Smalls.