I would rather watch a soap opera about square dancing

Rating: 1/10 (31 May 2005)

As miserable to watch as it was to listen to, this film was by far the worst production I have ever seen. The general idea of the movie itself could not be more boring. The fact that the most action happens when the camera does a cheap shot of a rocking chair should speak solemnly for itself. The "creature" we are trained to be fearful of is less intimidating than Rex from Toy Story. I have never seen a film and actually wished I was trapped within a coffin of spiders (my biggest fear) as opposed to watching the television. If you are questioning seeing the film because it looks "fearful and intriguing," you are incorrect. It is fearless and uninteresting. I wish I would not have wasted perfectly good money on it. The acting of the production could be topped by high school students in a poor production of Hello Dolly. I was unbelievably disappointed. I really wanted this film to be good, and the plot line made it sound absolutely fascinating. I was wrong. I will never see this film again, and if a friend ever decides to watch this production, I will lay myself upon train tracks to prevent them from doing so. I have seen easily over 1,000 movies, and this one is within the worst ten I have ever seen. Terrible - terrible - terrible!