The WORST, most BORING film ever made

Rating: Null/10 (31 July 2004)

I am so angry that I just shelled out money and hours of time I'll never get back, to see what is arguably the WORST film ever made. The Village. If you're determined to see it, be prepared. It's a stupefyingly dull, slow-paced, derivative bit of utter rubbish.
Among its many problems are the insipid, groan-worthy, idiotic plot twists, stiff dialogue, predictable plot points and stereotypical characters. 95% of the theater was yelling insults and booing through the end credits. 5% of the people liked it, but they skulked out in a hurry.
It's the first time I've ever been so angry at a film that I would be willing to campaign against it. I'm furious with Night for wasting my time on that piece of crap and if it winds up tanking his career, he'll deserve it. Too bad, because Sixth Sense was brilliant.
As far as The Village goes, save your money and wait for it to show up on prime-time TV. I wouldn't even pay to rent the DVD. But if you're going to watch it, don't forget to stock up on booze. Although, really, I don't know if there's enough Jack in the world to make this turkey remotely interesting.