Save your precious heartbeats for reruns of Gilligan's Island

Rating: 1/10 (24 February 2008)

If I could have given this turkey a negative number, I would have. My wife and I have cursed the idiotic impulse that led us to rent this colossal waste of time.
Pointless, aimless, boring beyond words, dialog that was s-l-o-w, and those are the good points. The plot was just plain stupid, storyline hard to follow, attempts to scare us finally fizzled into prayer for a village-wide catastrophe that would end our misery. When we got to the end, we absolutely could not believe how badly we had been hosed. The entire miserable movie is one giant con-job!
I beg you, save yourselves from our awful fate. AVOID THIS DRECK AT ALL COSTS!!!