who freakin' cares

Rating: 1/10 (31 July 2004)

Honestly, this movie sucked. The entire theater was restless, several walked out, many yelled at this screen "boring," "this sucks" etc... Nothing happened, the pacing was dreadful, the dialogue torture and there wasn't a moment where I was the least frightened. Sorry, Mr. Night, but it's this kind of crap that gives you peasant status. If I had the power in Hollywood to have anything I threw at a studio green-lit I wouldn't be scrambling to make pure garbage. Do the Malick or Tarantino and take a break then hit us with something. Oh and to all the dorks vying for this film and claiming it is intellectual... read a book, go out on a date, get a brain or just get a life. If you defend this film you really have to think about putting your action figures aside, tossing off the Wal-Mart apron and moving out of your moms basement.