The Village is the worst horror movie, but the best comedy movie

Rating: 1/10 (2 January 2006)

First of all, let me just say that I'm writing this while I'm watching it. If The Village had any thrill or suspense to it I would be watching it with my undivided attention. First of all, the characters are two dimensional. Adrian Brody can't play any more than a bumbling idiot while Joaquin Pheonix spends his academy award winning performance in a coma. The plot is far-fetched and the monster (which was supposed to be scary) made me laugh in the theater and now. And its not just me, according someone else, "(The monsters) are roadkill porcupines on the loose". And this really is a fitting description for those stupid things. Thats really what makes it so funny. And, when you figure out that they're fake its even better because its really funny to imagine "the elders" stumbling around in those moronic costumes. And the ending is unrealistic. I think they would have eventually seen or heard a plane. If I took this movie as a horror movie I wasted 8 dollars, but it was a great comedy!