Worst Movie Ever

Rating: 1/10 (21 August 2004)

This goes down in the hall of fame for worst movie ever. Except for the cinematography everything else stunk. The script, dialogue, plot, surprise, etc, was dull, pointless and stupid. I want not only my money back by the hours I lost in seeing this piece of junk. A blind person should have gotten the role as Ivy, they could have done it ten times more believably and it would have given a disabled person a fighting chance. I think Adrian Brody's character could have written more convincing dialogue. And what the heck was with the color red? Who cares? I wish I had a clothespin to put on my nose.
I should have seen Anchorman instead.