Don't Go!

Rating: 1/10 (30 July 2004)

It won't do any good, but heedest thou this advice: don't goeth to this movie. Stayeth away. Like the plagueth.
I know y'all are excited to see it and can't wait and all. I was too. Forget it. Come back here after you do see it and tell me how much you wished you had listened to my advice and saved your $8. At least I saw it at matinée price of $5.50. I wanted to make a big SIGN to tell the world Night is not UNBREAKABLE and hold it outside the cinema. I wish I had had a SIXTH SENSE about this horrible dreck. Take a Vivarin with you when you go.
Don't say you weren't warned.