This movie is scary!!!! Just kidding. . .

Rating: 1/10 (2 August 2004)

This movie was one of the biggest movie let-downs I have ever experienced. The previews are far scarier than the movie itself, trust me. The one part that may (or may not)jump you slightly in the movie comes near the end of a mind-numbingly boring journey through a fairly good idea gone bad, and it probably won't jump you because it was given away in the preview (when she fell in what you think is a "monster hole" and it turns out to be just a bear trap or something).
You spend the entire time hoping like hell something scary will happen, even if it has to be a fire alarm in the theater. This is the only movie I have ever dozed off at in my life, and I NEVER do that. Two couples walked out with food in hand half-way through never to return, and the guy behind me at the end upon exiting the theater said to his girlfriend "That movie sucked bal*s". She agreed.
I won't describe details of the movie because I simply can't survive the boredom again.
1/10