Could this movie be any more BORING or STUPID??

Rating: 1/10 (5 August 2004)

Well it looks like M. Night Shyalmalam-a-ding-dong has done it yet once again! His concepts for movies are very good but ULTIMATELY seem to always fall FLAT with me! I am not a fan of the Sixth Sense or Signs or any other of the BORING films he has directed! I go to movies for 1 of 3 reasons 1) Make me laugh! 2)Scare the crap out of me! 3)Get my heart pumping with all the non-stop action! I don't need a character study in how different people deal with fear and tragedies in their lives! If I wanted that I'd watch Oprah or Dr. Phil! I also don't go see movies to come out of it pondering life's long lessons and WHY am I here! I don't need a movie telling me I can't escape tragedy or heartbreak! I learn my life lessons from Ohhhh I don't know maybe LIFE???? I go to movies to escape REALITY for a few hours I get enough reality form life I don't need it in my movies! I go to be entertained that's it nothing more! And The Village was one GOD AWFUL movie! I was not entertained at all I should have brought my pillow and caught up on some Z's! I just would like to know WHO thought this movie was scary or could be even put into a horror movie category??? I want my money back! I went under the impression I would go see a good hair raising chilling movie and what I got was a big pile of crap! HEY here's an IDEA next time why don't you actually make a movie that follows the premise of what you had in mind! Save the "TWIST" for Chubby Checker! This is FALSE ADVERTISING at it's WORST! But a simple lesson to all movie goers like me who wanted a good scary movie......TRULY SCARY MOVIES ARE NEVER RATED PG-13!! PS leave the kiddies at home and make a movie that is worthy of an R rating and SCARE ME! This movie will only haunt my dreams cause I can't believe I paid good money to see it!!