Awful, terrible, appalling, garbage....

Rating: 1/10 (29 April 2006)

Awful, terrible, appalling, garbage, ah yes- crap. That's the word I was looking for. Pretentious, tedious and dull. My wife is normally pretty tolerant, but the only way we kept watching this was an ongoing game of "spot the stupidity" (like a blind girl who finds her around better than almost anyone else). The idea that humans would submit to being terrified by nothing at all without fighting back in any way at all does *not* work- especially in America! "Those we do not speak of" would probably end up as "those with a lot of holes in them" in very short order. Like the equally dull and appalling "Blair Witch Project" you end up backing the monsters just to get rid of the lead characters who are individually and collectively "wetter than a haddock's bathing costume". No spoilers, but let's just say a very odd choice of quester.... Please do not watch this film. Please.....