God Awful

Rating: 1/10 (1 August 2004)

Just got back from seeing this P.O.S. Not scary, stupid plot. I'm amazed that William Hurt and Sigorney Weaver agreed to be in it. I kept waiting for Adrian Brody to play the piano, but alas, he's the village idiot. (I'll wager he really felt like one after seeing this mess.)Joaquin is looking more like Mel Gibson every day. The only thing scary about this dreck was it was almost 2 hours long. The theater was packed but the audience left disappointed; there were moments during the film when we all laughed...but I don't believe the director was trying to be funny. It has plot holes big enough to drive a truck through and the explanation of the supernatural "goings on" is not only moronic, but implausible (if not impossible). Once we realized this film was a dud, we had a good time making fun of it a la MST3K. Save your money and wait for cable.