This is a terrible film

Rating: 1/10 (6 December 2010)

Where to begin with this film, oh god. Well it seems that we are seeing life in 19th century America, but then it is made perfectly clear that the people living in this 'olde' fashioned town, are perfectly aware that it isn't the 19th century, it is indeed the 21st century. So we have retards, all living together, nice. Not only this, they all choose to wear clothes from the 19th century. What is wrong with these people? If they had chosen to set up a commune type arena where they could escape the troubles and speed of the modern world, fair enough, so be it. But why would they choose to wear the 19th century clothes and talk like they just arrived from 'ye olde ship crossing the passage from foggy olde London town'? Is it so they can warp their children's minds in being retarded as much as theirs? The music for the film supports this idea with 'sea-shanty' type music throughout, confirming that we are most likely experiencing colonial America.
Now let's move onto the monsters that haunt the surrounding woods that they 'dare not speak of' but talk about them all the time. It is revealed very early on in the film, that there are no monsters, it's idiots running about in done-up suits, keeping anyone from leaving the village. So let me get this straight, in order to protect themselves form the modern world, and the horrible things that happened to them in the real world, they decide to move away to an unknown location (not in today's world), and create a 19th century village where they all dress up and talk like they had just landed in America from Britain. Furthermore, they decide to keep anyone from leaving this new village, by pretending to be monsters running about in the woods that the viewers know aren't real from early on in the film.
Watch this film if you want confirmation that there are more stupid people out there than you realised who will like this film and spent money on it to see it. I kept hoping that the British were still fighting and would come and wipe them out because they were all so retarded.
What a sorry excuse for a film.