How bad can a movie get?

Rating: Null/10 (12 November 2004)

If you'd like to know, watch this steaming pile of sh*t. I can't figure out where all of this praise is coming from, must be M Night on here pushing this horrible flick. People try to make this out to be the next Usual Suspects, so surprising and witty, but it was HORRIBLE! I can't imagine what was going through his head when he wrote and edited this movie, other than how he can make a movie worse than Signs and have some fools praise it.
The love story is pathetic, the acting is mediocre, and the story goes from boring to absolutely tedious. If you want a movie with a slick ending go watch Usual Suspects, and if you want a love story there are hundreds of much better films to choose from. Even Lethal Weapon had a better love story than this! I was tossing and turning in my chair for the last HOUR of this movie as it was so predictable yet he kept it dragging on and on and on and on and on and on for no reason other than to see how long he could keep us paying idiots in front of the screen without screaming or leaving or just dropping dead from boredom.
Here is a list of things that are more pleasing than watching this movie:
sleeping barfing picking your nose picking your friends nose walking on broken glass being gang raped in prison