This movie spoofs itself

Rating: 1/10 (3 May 2014)

OK. So there are these disturbed people who, to escape the pain of loosing a loved one in the real world, and to escape the fear of criminals in the city, move to the woods, create a nature preserve that no one is allowed to enter or even fly over. They sure must have had a lot of money. Can private citizens even control the air space over their property? They could have afforded to get the best psychotherapy instead.
They move to the woods where somehow they gain knowledge of how people lived, farmed, dressed, and spoke 200 years ago, and they start living and speaking like that everyday, being very talented actors and essentially becoming the character they play, for the purpose of fooling their OWN CHILDREN that this is the only reality? What kind of parents are these? They want to protect their children, yet they create new monsters and terrorize their own children and grandchildren to hide in the basement? Mutilate animals? Didn't they escape the city out of fear? Why create new fear? Why keep secrets in the "forbidden shed" or in forbidden chests? Wouldn't some kid eventually open them? They escape the city for fear of loosing a loved one, yet chose to live without any modern medicine or hospitals?
Also, they mark the edge of the woods with 30 foot poles,no fence of any kind, which look like modern telephone poles, watch towers that look like modern forest service towers, they have contained gas lights in town, yet open flames right next to the forest? Wouldn't there be a fire on a windy day? It gets windy there. Who supplies the gas for the street lights? Do women there just have 15-20 kids in their life time or does someone go to town to buy contraception? And what's even more dumb is the guard at the end of the movie. He is a subordinate and apparently he is not in on the scam, yet he allows a blind girl back in the preserve, even gets her a ladder, (it is his job to keep people out), where he knows someone else is seriously injured, and he doesn't tell his boss or the police. Yeah right! The blind girl is selectively blind and can race Noah to the Rock and can find her way in the woods,sent by her own father no less, because "he made an oath not to go to the towns" yet she stumbles around her own porch? Essentially these elders are really messed up people who like to play God and control people through fear. Nice Utopia!