$8.00 That I Will Never Get Back: Angry Review No. 2

Rating: Null/10 (21 August 2004)

Several words crossed my mind upon leaving the theater after seeing 'The Village,' like "blindingly awful" and "raucous trash." One possible reason for this could be that the film projector malfunctioned at least four times during the movie, but the more likely reason probably is that 'The Village' was blindingly awful, raucous trash, and I would have been better off seeing that stupid Anne Hathaway movie. Don't get me wrong, I'm usually all up for hyped, mid-summer thrillers that shouldn't involve thinking (see my review for 'Open Water.' Actually I HATED that movie. You'd better see my review for 'Final Destination 2'), but this particular film proved wrong my very great expectations. The only thing worse than the disjointed, but surprisingly complicated plot was the lame twist ending that seemed to fall flat on its face (don't worry, I won't ruin it for you). Anyway, I'm not going to waste any more time on this movie than I already have. SASSY That's all. Read my other reviews.