Horrible Movie

Rating: 1/10 (26 May 2007)

The plot can be summed up in one sentence: The retarded guy stabs the slow guy, so they send the blind girl to get help. That is all. And what would an M. Knight Shamalamadingdong movie be without a predictable "twist" for an ending? Don't get me wrong, the 6th sense was awesome, but Shammy has yet to direct another movie since then without using the same basic formula of a twist ending. This makes his movies boring in that you're always aware it's coming, so there is no real surprise. Unbreakable was okay. Signs was just awful. But The Village might be the worst movie ever, ever! Furthermore, it looked as if he spent all of $50 making this movie. The picture quality was poor, and the "monsters" were just laughable. Anyone who gives this movie higher than a 1/10 is probably working at a job somewhere with there name on their shirt.