Like driving to Fargo at 5 mph

Rating: 1/10 (26 February 2005)

An attempt at horror (I guess) with an amazingly predictable "twist". If a horror/suspense movie is neither scary nor remotely suspenseful perhaps it is character driven, perhaps, but not in this case. There is not one remotely enjoyable person in this film.
The plot is so poor, the ending so predictable, the tools to get there so contrived (we'll send the blind girl alone through the forest to find the hidden road, you know, the one no one ever uses that is still magically maintained), it is, as Garrison Keiler said: "like driving to Fargo at 5mph. You see the ending a long way off and you are not sure you want to get there".