Myeh.

Rating: 1/10 (31 May 2005)

One Sunday afternoon I persuaded two friends of mine to see the new thriller movie, The Village.
Little did I know that when the clerk at the ticket desk handed us our tickets, he might as well have just sh*t in our hands right there.
This movie was the most incoherent heap of bullsh*t I've ever seen. Not to mention, it was plagiarised from a book that was actually good. The ending was very predictable, and it wasn't scary at all. Though I have to admit I thought that the retarded guy was funny. This was possibly the worst movie ever made, coming in a close third with Jeepers Creepers 1 & 2.
Conclusion: DON'T SEE THE VILLAGE.