How to write a terrible story and then make it a bad film.

Rating: 1/10 (5 August 2004)

Some people have called this guy the next Hitchcock. All I can say is that they must be referring to his cameos. Because this is a film for slow people who can't figure out anything for themselves and need to be taken by the hand with flashbacks and story revelations. I think he spent more time trying to fit in little jokes and light moments than finding ways to scare or shock people. There are more ways to scare people than the ever popular hiding behind a tree and then turning to see what you are hiding from is right there. AHHHH! oh wait that was in the trailer too. I mean a little mystery would be nice, don't give away the ending before we've even got there. Time to go back to school Mr. S. My A/V tech made a how-to load super-8 film video with more of a twist.