Watch Something Else Instead ***SPOILERS***

Rating: 4/10 (13 May 2005)

***SPOILERS***
Appalling film - about as scary as an episode of The Simpsons and as poignant a basket of turnips.
Send the blind girl - she'll be great for navigating the woods!! Well done!! Show us the monster aren't real - that will really help build up the tension! Even better, have them skin a few pigs - that'll *beep* everyone up!!
I thought the twist was interesting but it doesn't save the film, and is the only reason I gave the movie 4/10.
If you want to be scared of the woods, watch The Blair Witch Project.
Shyamalan needs to stop making films now please