Stupid gimmick stupid movie

Rating: 1/10 (24 November 2002)

This review contains mild spoilers so don't read it if you haven't seen the flick.
I hate these movies that just go and tack on this ending that no one could have predicted and it's supposed to be witty. It's stuff like Urban Legends and Scream where the killer is the last person you'd suspect because the reason behind it is retarded and mostly based on information that you don't have. Worse than that is stuff like Clue where there are a bunch of possible different endings to the movie that all work so that there's really no way to predict the ending.
This movie was even more idiotic than those because not only is there no certain way to come to the logical conclusion given the clues but the whole story we're presented with is a string of lies. Oh wow shocker! Well of course it's a shocker! It's like you hear the story of little red riding hood and then at the end your grandmother who's telling it to you says "You know what? I was that little girl and there was no wolf after all. I drugged my granny and stole all her cash then blamed it on the wolf." Holy crap! I could never have predicted that!
So this movie is worse than the farces that are Urban Legends, Scream, Clue and a majority of all the other movies that have ever been made.
How this guy also did the brilliant movie that is X-Men is a mystery to me.
1/10 and that's only because the scale doesn't have a zero