Cannot understand what anyone finds to be compelling about this trash movie

Rating: 1/10 (31 March 2017)

We know the movie is horrible from the get-go, when we start meeting these outrageously silly characters and their ostentatiously "movie" names. Not since Stallone swaggered on the screen as Marion "Cobra" Cobretti have we seen a bunch of names clearly written for the movie, reality be damned. It has been years since I've seen it, but suffice to say we are "treated" to a bunch of fluff, trying to misdirect us to the worlds most obvious 'gotcha' in hack-movie history. If you were fooled, then please go watch Glitter, you'll be entranced by the storytelling.