Terrible, but for De Niro's face shaving scene.

Rating: 2/10 (16 March 2013)

Not even De Niro could save this film from itself. Terrible writing, cheesiest soundtrack ever, bad acting (aside from De Niro and Sean Connery), lifeless. The only thing this film is good for is reminding us all how ridiculous prohibition of alcohol or any drug is, and how much of a badass De Niro is when he gets his face shaved... ... I would also like to say, that 10 line review minimum is also ridiculous. ... Effective writing should never be judged by length... ... Furthermore, some of us can't read or write for that long!!!! ... :( Luckily I am almost to 10 lines now. I think this is the 10th line. Yay. Nope. This is.