The review's called The Ugly Truth, if you can't face it, don't read.

Rating: 6/10 (14 May 2018)

Katy Perry rules! Women run the world, and rule it. Men love Katherine Heigl. People are more willing to forgive a fat guy. Whistles catch people's attention. Duck tastes just like chicken. Women in ponytail buns and glasses look professional. People love Who's the Boss? reruns, especially the one where the vacuum breaks. Women rally. Women go to the bathroom in pairs. It's good to floss every day. Tall women dating short men is a little uncomfortable. It's not smart to take the liberty of printing out your date's profile or talking points then present them during dinner on your first date. Women love cats. Men love dogs. Men are simple and cannot be trained. It's good to exercise sometimes. Women love to fantasize with men. Katherine is not ugly, at all. No one watches intimate profiles of the mayor. Eavesdropping's okay. Men like a woman on top, just kidding. It's polite to knock. Men love local public access television programming. Women tend to get angry and bitter. Sex is healthy for you. Keep the doors closed so a bird doesn't fly in the office. The truth's offensive. Men and women wouldn't even speak if not for social pressure, status, and sex. Women are funnier than men. It's no big deal to say erection on network television. A married man and woman news anchor team is good for ratings. I love Bree Turner. Answering machines are old school. You're supposed to always be mean to 25 year old girls who think they're hot and can get any guy they want, NOT 14 year old girls. Blondes have more fun. Peeping outside your neighbor's window can be innocent if rescuing your cat from a tree, and dangerous! Women love men doctors. When a woman gets a man's number she should call right away and just say anything. Men too. Gerald and Katherine have good chemistry together. Men pick semi-naked chicks wrestling in strawberry-flavored goo over classical music and candlelit dinner. Oops, it's cherry. Wrestling babes swimming in Jell-O are tasty, if you know what I mean. Men aren't smart enough. Men love naked weather girls. Bad dreams aren't real. Katherine and Gerald are funny together. Women shouldn't listen to men's bad dating advice and should do exactly the opposite of what they say. Women tend to get desperate. Women know about mature emotions and deep abiding love and men know about lust, seduction and manipulation. Men and women work well together. Men are predictable. Women never criticize even if it's constructive because men are incapable of growth, change, or progress, for men self-improvement ends at toilet training and laugh at whatever he says even if what he says isn't funny, that's irrelevant because a fake laugh is like a fake orgasm, it's not good but a fake orgasm is better than no orgasm at all. Men are very visual. Women's choice in clothing makes a statement. All men are perverse. It's a woman's responsibility to inspire an erection, it's not his job. Katherine has a beautiful face, and a super hot bod. Women don't know how to flirt, and men can't handle it when they actually do. Katherine turns me on, there's no maybe about it. Women love baseball. Women tend to be clumsy. Katherine Heigl is sweet. It's okay to talk about sex to children. Primates are very intelligent. Women love men who are good with children. Gerald and Katherine are sexy together. It's fun to picture the opposite sex when you masturbate. Love starts from within. Vibrating briefs can be orgasmic, and so can watching Katherine change into them. I love Katherine Heigl and I love The Ugly Truth. Katherine in The Ugly Truth makes me horny.