Stab my eyes out!

Rating: 1/10 (29 July 2009)

weak frickin' tea! Wow! This is honestly the worst movie I have seen in years. Weak jokes, weak plot, I would have rather eaten a screw driver...OK but seriously in terms of some more useful feedback for you, this movie crawls in the mud for a laugh, and it doesn't work. Cliché after cliché, boring cock references, the wit and humor are missing, but the offensive sexism's are omnipresent.
It could have been something worthwhile, perhaps with a different script writer...and a different plot but the end result is drivel, served up with a shovel for the hungry public eager to beat the 105 degree July heat, and hide out in an air conditioned cave. In retrospect I would have opted for the heat.
All in all quite a sad affair.