A Predictable, Unbelievable Failure

Rating: 1/10 (28 July 2009)

I watched this turd last night and it totally sucks. Here are the reasons why: 1. I like raunch and I like heartfelt romantic comedies but not both. A movie can pull at our heartstrings as it shows two people falling in love or it can joke about swalling cum but it can't do both. This movie tries to be filthy, funny and touching all at once and it fails.
2. I am tired of seeing hot chicks in movies who have no social skills or ability to get men's attention (ala Miss Congeniality). Most of the hot women I know in my life excel socially and none have had a hard time getting men.
3. Romantic comedies are usually predictable (probably their greatest downfall) and this one is more predictable than most. It doesn't help that the hot doctor's character is never developed. He is a completely 1-dimensional character. We never really care if she gets him and we care even less when they break up.