Laughably Bad

Rating: 3/10 (23 August 2016)

Twilight: New Moon follows Bella after Edward leaves, and how her relationship with Jacob further develops, meanwhile struggling with Edward's leaving.
I actually liked this movie, believe it or not. As someone who hated the first movie, I was surprised. It's still awful, but sometimes it was so bad that it was funny. How poorly written and sudden some things were. I even recall rewinding the movie to rewatch some scenes.
The pacing was vastly improved from the first movie, despite this one being longer. Maybe I'm used to the structure of these movies now, or maybe this was actually just better.
Other than the bad writing, the characters are worse than before. Every single one is incredibly stupid. And not realistically stupid, they're just stupid. Honestly Bella has done so much stupid stuff that I'm starting to actually believe her as a character. She's so consistent, it's weird.
And of course, the acting has only gotten worse. Kristen Stewart sucks even more, Taylor Lautner is almost laughably awful. And Robert Pattinson sucks, just not as much as everyone else.
Overall Twilight: New Moon is a steaming pile of poop, only this time there's a bit of ice cream in there. It's tastes like crap, looks like crap, but it's still ice cream and it's just kind of funny to look at. In the end I wouldn't recommend this movie unless your looking for a couple laughs.