Oh My Gwad!

Rating: 1/10 (9 December 2009)

Degrassi/Party of 5/Dawson's Creek/My So-Called Life/Felicity rolled in to one big bag of $500,000,000.00 (1/2 Billion Dollar) sh*t! Yes Virginia this just proves that Government schooled Gen XY&Z will buy anything! 45 minutes into the movie I was hoping one of the highly promo'd CGI Vamps or Wolves would jump from the screen and twist my head off and sh+t down my neck while Jigsaw/John pulled my spine out of my ass very slowly so I would get the same tingling thrill Chris Matthews felt when President Obama was Inaugurated only then would this movie may been worth the it. Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000 was a Rembrandt next to this John Wayne Gacy Clown the audience' movie