For teenagers

Rating: 3/10 (24 November 2009)

Attempt to spend any intelligent analysis of creation of director is initially doomed to failure. Film "Twilight. The Saga. The New moon" is not cinema in habitual for the majority of spectators sense of word, and the fixing seasoned with special effects on celluloid of hormonal phone of the person period post-pubertal is faster. Universal characteristics "good" or "bad"in this case are absolutely inapplicable, as the estimation of similar experiments depends exclusively on age and level of development of the spectator. And it is a question not of the developed intelligence, and about emotional sophistication From the point of view only blossoming girls-teenagers and ladies of age "are better be not to knowing", the yearned on big and pure love which, alas, hasn't happened in their life, the film is almost ideal. For they will turn a deaf ear to tiresome dialog's and muffled music underneath; the tears, eyes dimming by it, won't allow to notice all flaws of installation and camera feebleness; and sweet as "chewing gum", the word "Edward" will allow to digest scenery porridge without effort.
All other spectators will apprehend film or as situation comedy as demonstrative naked beefy torsos it can be perceived seriously only in the films of certain genre marked with letters "ХХХ", or as painful experiment of spiteful newcomers with human mentality.
Whether well, really, it is possible to sustain two hours of continuous close ups and dialog's as:

I want, that you have turned me. - No, I can't! - But why, I want it. - You don't understand, about what you ask. - I understand. I want it. - I can't. - Why? You don't like me...

The most refined Chinese torture in comparison with it will seem to spectators weakening Thai massage.