Only male in the whole cinama (REVIEW FOR MEN)

Rating: 1/10 (21 November 2009)

Want a quick summary. Don't go wasting money on this sh?t-Bomb. Don't even think about it. Go and see Zombieland when that comes out, something that is actually entertaining.
Now for the review Don't get me wrong, I read the books (seems mandatory to say that in a review for this abomination), I saw the first movie and enjoyed it but this is just terrible. This movie does not commit to telling a good story at all its just about having Taylor/Jacob running around looking like a male stripper, half naked throughout most of the movie. This movie is ONLY made for girls. Older women who are getting attracted to Taylor, seriously the guy is 16 you are pathetic.
I know I have talked about Jacob a lot now but seriously that is all this movie has going for it. The convincing and enjoyable love story between Edward and Bella from the first movie is completing absent here and instead feels fake and annoying. There was a scene (SPOILER) where Alice shows Arro Bella's vampire future. The scene shows Edward and Bella wearing while cloths running through a forest together, leaping I could say....WHAT THE HELL. This scene was stupid and felt more funny then serious. This entire movie tries so hard to be serious be with scenes like this, anybody could be forgiven for thinking it was pure comedy, but it wasn't.
Most reviews on IMDb at the moment which are positive are from young women and yes this movie was made FOR THEM ONLY so I can understand why they are so happy with it. For all those people who read the books and saw the first movie, stick to the book for the real and most powerful New Moon experience and avoid the movie you will be happier in the long run.