This is one movie where a spoof would be far better than the original

Rating: 1/10 (4 November 2012)

Hard to believe I wasted 3 hours (hey, it was on FX and they jam everything with mega-commercials) of my life watching this tripe.
If I had to watch one more 360-spinning view of Bella sitting somewhere, mourning the loss of Edward, all to the strains of some overwrought teen pop music, I'm quite certain I would have had to run to the bathroom to barf.
NOTHING happens in this movie. You don't need to worry about spoilers because there can't be any.
What I *am* anxious to see is the spoof of this movie, because it will be deadly funny.