Oh Sweet Devine Jesus!

Rating: 1/10 (23 January 2010)

What can make a real bad movie? bad acting? sure, bad story? yes. but the dung award has to go to the worst dialogue known to cinema. Yup, New Moon has sure earned it My girlfriend asked me to see this, shes obsessed with Twilight, and I can see why. These movies are aimed at a young female market. And Teeny Boppers, and female nerds alike. Robert Patterson should be proud! having so many fans,and having such a great reputation in a terrible franchise.
New Moon has the most awkward actors know to mankind, the worst has to be Kristin Stewart. She a horrible actress, she cant open her mouth, without the words coming out being awkward and hard to understand what the hell shes talking about. The most horrible scene is when Edward leaves her, and she shuts herself in her room, only to see the camera does a full circle around her and back around to see the outside of her house advancing in time and through the months ahead while a terrible "emotional" song plays to bring forwards her sadness and hurt. What it did for me is it made me want to throw my eyeballs at the screen!
Ugggh, God. Why did they make it so badly? I just cant understand is why this franchise is so popular...