Easily shrunk to a half hour decent episode

Rating: 2/10 (24 November 2009)

The first (Twilight) was at best, average. This one would have been better if not for too many reasons. The only positive parts I can remember are The werewolf pack (apart from when they went all gay (mush like turning the vampires into diamond necklaces instead of burning them up as in the first movie) and felt the need to protect humankind from the nasty vampires) and Victoria's chase. Edward... well Captain Boring would have been a more adequate name, then there's suicidal Bella... (Wooooaaah exciting NOT!).
Now take the film, take out the repetitive use of the word "Bella" and that must bring it down to close to half an hour, not since X-men have I felt the urge to start counting because of over-usage.
My wife and daughters are big fans and I don't see why anyone can invest so much time in these movies. I believe the fans are called Twihards.... hmmm going by the movies I think Twits would be more appropriate!
It's quite a shame really as i'm sure there is a decent story there somewhere....
At best I felt the urge to call our next daughter Bella.