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Rating: 5/10 (4 June 2010)

First, I should say that I had never heard of the Twilight franchise until the first movie came out. Second, I should say that I haven't seen the first movie, so forgive me if I didn't understand much of what appeared in "New Moon". That said, here's what I interpreted:
*How exactly is it that vampires can walk around freely in the sunlight?
*Aren't werewolves only supposed to turn into wolves at night?
*By rights, Bella's brainless actions should have removed her from the gene pool a long time ago. You know, the Darwin Awards?
In reality, I prefer it when vampires tear people apart. To quote Arlo Guthrie, "blood and guts and gore and veins". I doubt that I'll ever see another movie in this franchise. To me, the only "Twilight" will be the 1998 detective movie starring Paul Newman, Susan Sarandon, and Gene Hackman. And "The Twilight Zone", if you choose to count that.