Tonight I died a little

Rating: 2/10 (20 August 2010)

My friends told me to watch this flick and so I did. I have to admit I'm a bit shocked. I saw the first Twilight movie and I didn't think the next one could possibly be worse than the first one, but, unbelievable as it sounds, it is. Forget the painfully bad acting, the hilarious pointless screenplay, the embarrassing special effects (well sure they are somehow special), the awful soundtrack; the worst thing about this movie is that it's so boring. I never fall asleep watching a movie, but this time I went nearly there. Many people already explained why the movie isn't great at all, so I'm not going to repeat the same old things. I'll simply say that, even without paying attention to the big problems of the movie, some little, unintentionally funny details made my eyes widen in horror/amusement: awful make-up (why are Edward's lips covered in lipstick? Why is his face's pale skin complexion so damn different from his neck's one?), odd screams (when Bella screamed in her bed, all those nights, well, I laughed so hard), werewolves (nothing more to say), Jacob randomly taking his shirt off. I honestly disliked any small thing about the movie, but I wouldn't tell people not to watch it. If you're a fan I think you may like it, so I'd recommend you this; and if you're not a fan, even if you're a hater, you may like it too, if you watch it as a parody (it's not that difficult). It works both ways, and that's why I gave New moon a 2 out of 10 instead of a 1.