...not really what I was expecting, but still worth a matinée.

Rating: 5/10 (22 November 2009)

I gave this movie a 5 out of 10 stars simply because I love the saga, and am lovingly devoted to Team Edward. My only beef is that Kristen Stewart (while being very lovely and easy to watch) needs to study some film noir to find out what beautiful women do when kissed by sexy men. They basically tip their head back, allowing themselves to be vulnerable. Kristen seems to let the guy do all the work. Does she REALLY want to be a vampire??? Then, why protect the neck? Looks very awkward. But that being said, I WAS entertained! The cinematography was lovely! CG wolves were 95% believable. Loved to see how Taylor Lautner bulked up for his role. The whole audience broke out into applause when he removed his shirt! But, moments that were intended to provide tension in the audience really fell flat, and elicited laughter instead! Where was the chemistry this time? I think that Catherine Hardwick did a much better job as director. Maybe she took the premise more seriously. The music didn't grab me like it did in Twilight. I wouldn't download any of these tunes. And, I hate to say it, but while R Patz is VERY beautiful to behold (Really Rob. You are. We're not all smokin' crack out here) I just didn't believe his declaration of love or his need for Bella. Where was the joy of their reunion? If it was there, it was totally obliterated by the awkwardness of Kristen's tucked chin. Loosen up girl!