Am I having a nightmare?

Rating: Null/10 (19 November 2010)

Background to my entry to the world of Twilight: I first read "Twilight" this summer, right around the time "Eclipse (the movie)" came out. Two weeks ago I watched the first two movies (still waiting for Eclipse) after deciding that it would be a total waste of my time to read any of the rest of the books for two days when I can just watch a two hour movie. And so I laughed my way through "Twilight" and "New Moon." Most of all through "new Moon." It showcased the most pathetic excuse for acting I have ever seen from Kristin Stewart. And having just watched the premiere of the newest Harry Potter movie, in terms of acting at least, the two series are worlds apart, if not galaxies or lifetimes. "New Moon" was stupid and cheesy. Jacob showing off his abs every two seconds just creeped me out and Edward seriously looks like he's going to a. Vomit or b. Drop over dead at any given moment in time. And can Bella not shut up for more than two seconds at a time? Really, they dated for like, six months and didn't know each other at all before that and yet she's screaming in complete agony at night?? Oh yeah, and if the Volturi can kill people for revealing themselves to humans, why didn't they kill Edward a long time ago because he revealed himself to Bella and they obviously should have known by that point in time. Ridiculous. Can't wait for Eclipse to come out on DVD so I can laugh at it too.