Two hours of my life that I will never get back

Rating: 1/10 (20 November 2009)

If you want to see a vampire movie, just rent Lost Boys or Bram Stoker's Dracula. Better yet, watch the original Nosferatu.
New Moon, much like the first Twilight, is complete and total garbage. The acting is horrid, the story is overly dramatized, even for Hollywood. Speaking of Hollywood, this is just another cliché teen drama. It insults the intelligence of even the most shallow of teen fans, predictable to the end. And seriously... what's with the sparkles? Are these vampires or fairies?
I propose a new story. Let's introduce Wesley Snipes as Blade somewhere in the first 10 minutes of this movie, and let the remainder of the movie be a bloodbath of decapitated Emo kids. Hell, I'd watch that twice!