Lamest of the lame!

Rating: 1/10 (10 July 2010)

Okay I took a deep breath, made a vow to watch this till the end, and started watching Twilight: New moon. Because, Eclipse is out and spoilers are in the air. Oh what can I say, everyone is so right. Even spoilers cannot literally spoil this one. Because it's already a stinking pool of diarrhea. I mean this is it. This is the lamest of the lame. Sincerely, I am not saying this because everyone else is saying it. It really is. Cos I took the challenge to make up my mind open as possible to the possibility of seeing this as a good movie. But It is impossible. It is obvious why any girl would love this. I mean come on, guys? I mean If you are guy and you love this, It's a sign that you should come out of the closet now, If you already haven't.
One thing I like is the music. It gives this kind of a serene Indees feel that I kind of like. (Indee as in Independent movies). And Kristen, she does seem pretty okay to me when not with any one of her boyfriends, both Cullen and that other wolf boy. Actually she seems to have more balls than both of those pansies combined.
And a note on Face punch?!? Seriously this writer only knows about romance and that's it. It is so lame how she tries to make action movies seem stupid. Well the jokes on her! As for the little action sequences and FX present in the movie,(compared to the previous one, very little) I guess it's pretty all right to me. Actually more than all right. Ironic, considering the writers disposition towards action movies.
Haven't had any high hopes with this. But seriously much more worse than the previous installment. They say the next one is kind of good. I'll be the judge of that in the future.