I think my brain imploded out of boredom

Rating: 1/10 (25 April 2010)

Well..
There is no plot. It's just a two hour long pathetic teenage girl fantasy about having these strong, immortal vampire/werewolf boys protecting and running after you like whipped chiwawas doing whatever you want them to do as long as you look a little sad. Totally pointless and shallow.
This movie should be put in the "smut for old pedophilic women" section where it belongs. Or they could have let the vampire and the werewolf ravage Kirsten Stewart and won a few AVN awards.
KEEP NEW MOON AS FAR AWAY FROM YOUR KIDS AS POSSIBLE!