Wow... I really don't know where to start with this one so I'll just get straight to the point – This movie was a steaming pile of crap. Nothing about it worked.

Rating: 1/10 (21 November 2009)

Wow... I really don't know where to start with this one so I'll just get straight to the point – This movie was a steaming pile of crap. Nothing about it worked. Nothing at all.I didn't want to see this film because the previous one was lacking in... well... everything. But girlfriend wanted to see it. I went in and was instantly surprised to see the demographic had widened past 12-16 year old girls who instantly swoon at any even remotely hot guy so that was interesting. i loathed.It had horrible acting, and cringe-worthy dialogue. so i was extremely disappointedI cut them some slack with Twilight, but not with this one. To say the book was butchered is an understatement. I was fully prepared to take a long, depressing ride with Bella into the depths of h**l, but instead took a trip down comedy lane. What was the point of all those ridiculous one-liners?That being said, I thought this movie was a massive failure. The entire movie was very slow, long, and awkward.The actors were terrible; there was no chemistry between them at all. The dialogue was clumsy and clichéd. The special effects were just awful. However, the biggest crime that New Moon commits is that it was boring. Very very boring.