Why....why would this be allowed to exist?

Rating: 2/10 (24 November 2009)

OK so I hadn't really been "out" with my girlfriend in a while and she likes all this Twilight stuff so I figured Id take her to see the movie. What an enormous mistake. I didn't see the first movie or read any of the books so I wasn't sure what to expect, but I thought it would be at least HALFWAY decent, judging by all the attention this series has been getting, but I could hardly sit through the atrocity. I even smoked a little something before we left thinking I could take a nap if it got too boring, but I was too enraged to even sleep. This whole phenomenon is everything that is wrong with this country's youth. First of all, Bella is just a total slag who shows absolutely no consideration towards either of her "love interests" and just bounces back and fourth between the two without sitting down and talking to either one of them about her feelings like a HUMAN BEING. Her behavior was so appalling, I left the theater actually considering converting to homosexually just so I wouldn't ever have a chance of meeting a female that is so self centered and egotistical. This would have been a good movie if they hadn't tried to make it so "Ooh I'm so deep and brooding and my feelings are complicated and no one hurts as much as I do". Also, how does that kid turn into a HALF TON 8 FOOT LONG WEREWOLF? He was maybe 6'2" MAX as a human. That means he either took matter from surrounding objects or CREATED IT OUT OF THIN AIR LIKE SOME KIND OF ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH WEARING HOUDINI. THAT'S NOT HOW MATTER WORKS! THIS MOVIE IS MESSED UP ON SO MANY LEVELS ITS MAKING MY INSIDES HURT. STAY AWAY.