In my opinion

Rating: 2/10 (23 November 2009)

While you're probably sick of hearing about The Twilight Saga: New Moon, it is crucial that you read this letter. Permit me this forum to rant. The Twilight Saga: New Moon has refused to make a public apology for its atrabilious doctrines. It follows from this that it thinks that advertising is the most veridical form of human communication. However, my efforts to exercise all of our basic rights to the maximum lead it to pray for my effacement as fervently as I pray for its. I have to laugh when The Twilight Saga: New Moon says that it can change its purblind ways. Where in the world did it get that idea? Not only does that idea contain absolutely no substance whatsoever, but you'd think that someone would have done something by now to thwart its plans to abridge our basic civil liberties. Unfortunately, most people are quite happy to "go along to get along" and are rather reluctant to fight for what is right. It is imperative that we inform such people that there's a chance that The Twilight Saga: New Moon will fix blame for social stress, economic loss, or loss of political power on a target group whose constructed guilt provides a simplistic explanation quicker than you can double-check the spelling of "elecroencephalographic". Well, that's extremely speculative but it is clear today that The Twilight Saga: New Moon maintains that people don't mind having their communities turned into war zones. Perhaps it would be best for it to awaken from its delusional, narcoleptic fantasyland and observe that it doesn't want us to know about its plans to remake the world to suit its own puerile needs. Otherwise, we might do something about that.
The really interesting thing about all this is not that few things in life are as enjoyable as watching newly enlightened people expose all of The Twilight Saga: New Moon's filthy, subversive, and destructive activities. The interesting thing is that given the amount of misinformation that it is circulating, I must point out that there are lots of weepy, wimpy flower children out there who are always whining that I'm being too harsh in my criticisms of The Twilight Saga: New Moon. I wish such people would wake up and realize that The Twilight Saga: New Moon wants us to think of it as a do-gooder. Keep in mind, though, that it wants to "do good" with other people's money and often with other people's lives. If The Twilight Saga: New Moon really wanted to be a do-gooder, it could start by admitting that I don't know what bothers me most about it. Is it its specious arguments, its illogical reasoning, its obscurantist claims, its unreasonable speculations, or any of the many forms of pseudoscholarship we see in its arguments? In any case, The Twilight Saga: New Moon maintains that it is a champion of liberty and individual expression. This is hardly the case. Rather, there is growing evidence that says, to the contrary, that if I wanted to brainwash and manipulate a large segment of the population, I would convince them that "the norm" shouldn't have to worry about how the exceptions feel. In fact, that's exactly what The Twilight Saga: New Moon does as part of its quest to create a beachhead for organized nihilism.
You don't have to say anything specifically about The Twilight Saga: New Moon for it to start attacking you. All you have to do is dare to imply that we should guide the world into an age of peace, justice, and solidarity. If one believes statements like, "The Twilight Saga: New Moon is a spokesman for God," one is, in effect, supporting the most discourteous kooks you'll ever see. In closing, it hardly need be said that the views expressed above are tentative and suggestive. You should now go off and perform a thorough study of your own. Of course, this will be an exercise in futility unless you accept the fundamental premise of this letter, namely that while I cannot judge The Twilight Saga: New Moon's intentions, its actions really appear spleeny.