Can a movie be both boring and funny?

Rating: 3/10 (18 January 2010)

Can a movie be both boring and funny? Yesterday night I discovered it can. "New Moon" alternates boring moments (such as the never ending dialogues about love between Bella and Edward) and extremely funny moments (Bella is so ridiculous!). Bella has the same expression during the entire movie: as if it wasn't enough her continuous whining because of Edward's absence...her dialogues consist only of:"Edward, Edward, vampires are the best, Edward, death, Edward, Edward, vampires, Edward". It's funny to see poor puppy dog Jackob being walked all over by Bella while he tries to impress her: how pathetic! He doesn't understand that the fact he's only a werewolf isn't enough for Bella, who is in love only with vampires! Because the message of the film is that: vampires are cooler than werewolves, and werewolves con do nothing about that! Pattison can't act and speaks about his love for Bella as if he was reading one of those too well known and too much used quotations. My sister and I laughed a lot every time he talked! The presence of Jackob is meant only for his body. I feel pity for Bella's father: he's the only Twilight's character who minds his own business. So...only a waste of time, unless you want to laugh.