The Vidiot Reviews...

Rating: 5/10 (20 March 2010)

The Twilight Saga: New Moon
The best part about dating a vampire is that you can totally cheat on them during the day, and they'll never know. And while the despondent teen in this rom-horror does attempt a similar impropriety on her undead boyfriend, she mistakenly does so with a werewolf.
When his clan is forced to relocate to avoid human detection, brooding vampire Edward (Robert Patterson) must go along. Distraught over losing her immortal boo, Bella (Kristen Stewart) lashes out in destructive behaviour, which lands her in the waiting arms of teen- wolf Jacob (Taylor Lautner).
With a higher production value than its predecessor, this second installment of the Twilight series is more involving: it creates a volatile love triangle and reveals more about the vampire/wolf-pack pact. Unfortunately, it's sopping in teen melodrama.
As for simultaneously dating creatures of the night, just be sure to use protection, i.e. a silver-plated diaphragm or garlic flavoured condoms. (Yellow Light)