I thought the first was fairly poor, still I went to see this with a group of friends for fun... boy was that a mistake.

Rating: 1/10 (9 December 2009)

I'm a terrible writer, yet i felt it was my duty to register so I could try putting into words how bad it is.
The movie was slow, so slow it could easily be mistaken for a slide-show, scene by scene we saw some scenery, some one on one dialog, never really building to anything, never really breaking from the near constant awkward silence, still the worst of it all was the character "chemistry" or should I say lack of it, they're supposed to be madly in love to the point of being unable to live without each other yet they seemed to show it with the ease of two brothers being forced to kiss. Maybe Bella is really an old lady because she sure as hell doesn't act like 18. My friends couldn't take it and fell asleep while trying to watch this, but I remained awake in disbelief, 2 hours of Edward dry humping Bella would have been better then this, I give it one star for "Face Punch" (the only entertaining part of the movie).