So bad and booooooooooooooring

Rating: 1/10 (9 December 2010)

I watched the first one at the theater because the movie I was there to watch was sold out, so we decided to buy tickets to Twilight. We had only a vague idea about the story and how big a phenomenon it was but it definitely didn't seem like a movie we'd normally go to. Because of our low expectations it surprised me that it was at least somewhat entertaining, although far from a masterpiece.
So when New Moon came out we decided to go. I can only tell you I'm not making that mistake again. Basically, Bella and Edward part at the beginning of the movie and this kick starts a very long depiction of how sad this makes her. We get to watch incessant scenes of her crying, not leaving bed, looking out her window, etc. Meanwhile all the boredom is only broken by extremely cheesy scenes and lines like her getting a minor cut while riding a bike which immediately prompts the teen wolf she was with to take his shirt off for some reason.
Then Bella goes to Europe to save Edward who is about to kill himself and some more cheese is handed to us. Seriously, I actually laughed at some of the things that came out of their mouths.
Never before this movie did I hate the main characters and actors so much, I was actually rooting for the bad guys. No emotion, no chemistry, no life, nothing.
Summary: very poor plot, very boring, poor acting, ridiculous lines and scenes, please save yourself 2 hours and don't watch it.