Bella, the miserable human, is left by the "over-protective" vampire

Rating: 1/10 (3 January 2012)

First off I will start with the fact that this movie seemed to last not a couple of hours, but more like a couple of long, long, long days...
The main character - Bella starts to realize that she is going to age and Edward...well, he's just going to remain the "handsome-vampire-she- thinks-he-is"...Now this is very frustrating for our main character because she's afraid that she will lose him, because of losing her looks and eventually one day dying like a normal human being. So she has a birthday and becomes an 18-year old... Gets a paper cut, Jasper attacks her, Edward pushes her away (in fact, quite strong), she gets even MORE hurt and he attacks Jasper...
I believe this is just the beginning of how completely boring and weird this movie was.
During the whole movie Bella is THE MOST BORING CHARACTER !!! Not to mention completely stupid. Edward is acting like a little child (more like a little girl), not knowing what he wants, trying to prove his overly "deep" love for her by...leaving her. Amazing. Bella decides to become an adrenaline junkie because she sees his image (another really stupid decision)when she's being threatened or scared...or jumping off a cliff.
None of the scenes were connected in any way. Everybody was doing something and in the end you couldn't really understand what exactly was going on. I found myself lost in the beginning of the movie and even more lost at the end of the movie. I couldn't really get the whole "deepness" of the relationship between Edward and Bella. Or not to mention her even weirder relationship with Jacob - the wolf guy. None of the characters became sympathetic to me. I found myself wanting to grab a gun and shoot Bella...or tell her to get over Edward...and Jacob ( who is acting even weirder than Edward at some point). I have had it with these almost-kiss scenes. The fact that vampires appear out of nowhere at times when you don't get the whole idea with what exactly is happening. I mean it's like...you finally try and understand why Bella is behaving like this, why Jacob is being so mysterious and BOOM!!! A vampire appears out of nowhere - ex. Victoria...or Alice...or the Will.I.Am. guy. This is completely WRONG and at some point disturbing. I mean, you ask yourself "AM I insane or is this movie just pointless?"
And it actually is. Bella misses Edward, Edward leaves Bella after he knows that Victoria will come back and try to kill her, he tells her not to do anything "reckless" after he himself tries to get killed... (I'm not going to comment the vampire society because it was the biggest load of **** I have ever seen in a vampire movie (except for "Blade" maybe...where the plot was actually even more interesting).
Jacob becomes really annoying too. "Remember the story I told you, Bella...when we were at La Push..." God, EVERYTHING in this movie is SO CONFUSING and with the story being some weird version of "Underworld" where vampire and werewolves are sworn enemies it becomes even more painful to watch. Why couldn't Jacob just go to her and tell her that Edward is an idiot for leaving her and he doesn't deserve her after deserting her. WHY!? Was it so hard? Is it just that he doesn't want her that much. What is with that secret society of werewolves?! Okay, that's it...Watch the movie and see for yourself but I recommend you don't.