So bad it's not funny

Rating: 1/10 (25 August 2014)

I've watched the first movie and thought it sucked, but at least i got to laugh at how bad it was.
So i borrowed the movie from a friend because i thought: Well, what the hell, maybe i would laugh even more! But oh boy, i was wrong.
The story is pretty basic: Edward leaves Bella because some vampire attacked her, so he feels guilty and dumps her. As you can see, the story sucks, but even though many movies have very simple plots usually they compensate that with interesting characters or with good story telling. Well, this movie has none of that! I swear Bella is the dumbest female character i've seen in a movie; she spends weeks crying because Edward "sparkles" Cullen dumped her. Oh, and about that, how dumping her is protecting her? She can still be eaten by other vampires. But back to Bella, she also does some really stupid stuff like riding a motorbike and epically failing at it, and taking rides with total strangers.
The love triangle is forced and i just don't see the chemistry. Lautner tries so hard to show some emotion (his acting is still bad), but Stewart just looks like she doesn't gives a crap. She's so bad and emotionless. I've seen better acting in porn.
The visual fx are still bad, but at least they improved only a little bit from the first movie (watch the baseball scene if you want proof).
There are bad movies, but this is truly one the worst i've seen. There's nothing redeeming about it, it's just so bad is not even funny.