Basically porn for stupid teenage girls

Rating: 1/10 (28 November 2009)

I was pretty oblivious to the whole twilight fad when the first movie came out - and so was my girlfriend - so I escaped that one. I was made aware of those books about six months later, and did the math: this was a gimmicky book-film-serial that ALL girls had to see, for some reason, made with one reason in mind only: to make money.
Folks, there's no art here. This is not a movie, and I mean an acted, well produced 3 act movie. This horrible mess of an audio-visual experiment is not a movie. The closest thing this can reach is porn. This is porn, down to the softcore kind of way.
What do these characters want besides a life-less, utopic and vague "romance"? Why is this character "Bella" so absolutely interesting to all the other characters, but obviously not to the male audience? It is written (and BADLY written) and acted (BADLY acted) to be a teenage girl sensual fantasy, a world where they are the center of the universe, where everything is magical, romantic, and that all mysterious, beautiful men worship you. If something might make a stupid illiterate teenage girl masturbate, this is it. And yes, there are adult woman who enjoy this, and it is PATHETIC they do.
I will refuse to see any other installments of this money-grabbing piece of crap, and so should you.