Comlete and utter crap

Rating: 1/10 (20 November 2009)

I have to say this is probably one of the worst movies I have ever seen, and I have seen Napoleon Dynamite. There are no redeeming features to this film and I will not be seeing it twice.
The movie is slow and snore-inducing until the last 30 minutes, which is the exact same way it was in the first movie and will probably be in the next two. And when it finally got to the action I was completely disappointed. The metaphorical black cloud hanging over Bella's head through the entire movie was off-putting and worthy of an eye-roll. I have no interest in empathizing with a doormat who cannot survive without a hunk of manmeat (who coincidentally isn't hunky at all) to save her every time she trips over her own clumsy feet.