Well... At least it was better than "Twilight"

Rating: 2/10 (21 November 2009)

I've been a fan of the Twilight series since 2004ish, before it became such a huge craze. The books are full of plot holes and melodrama, but they're so bad, they're actually good. I can't say the same for this movie.
I went to see if with a friend and we spent the majority of the the movie giggling at how horrible the film was. Kristen Stewart is an awful actress. A block of cheese could probably show more emotion than she does. Robert Pattinson is awkward and not nearly as attractive as a handsome vampire should be. Charlie, Jacob, and Alice are the only three characters whose actors have something that resembles skill.
The story is one giant plot hole. If I hadn't read "New Moon" I would have had no idea what was going on half the time. It's like someone took a copy of the book, ripped out every other 50 pages, and made a movie out of what was left.
Bottom line: if you're a die-hard Twilight fan (or want to drool over Taylor Lautner's chiseled abs) and don't mind wasting 10 bucks, go see it. You'll get a few laughs out of how horrifying it is. If you've never heard of "Twilight" and just want to see a good movie, stay away.