So bad it hurts

Rating: 2/10 (23 November 2009)

If you want 2 hours of Kristen Stewart having that puzzled look every time she responds to anything, pause for a couple of seconds and then follow that with either an "um" a "yeah OK" or more annoyingly that slight exhale thing she does then this may be for you.
This is pure boredom and I hate myself for having paid the over expensive Odeon cinema tickets to watch it. I would of asked for my money back but was either in a) shock b) denial or c)I just wanted to get home and hit my head on the kitchen sink.
On a positive note it seemed quite entertaining to the teenage girls in the audience who "wooooo"'d when anyone with abs took their shirts off.
So I gave it 1 (awful) as I found nothing of value to me and 1 more for those who found that slither of entertainment. Please don't watch it, if you want something to watch instead then may I recommend paint drying or even something like Big Brother.