Bland and boring.

Rating: 2/10 (2 July 2010)

When the movie finished, there was some cheering. I was confused. Was it relief that the movie was over? Or did a few seriously enjoy it? I could only shake my head and say "wow" (as in, "I can't believe they made that into a movie").
There's action. You've seen the preview? Well, that's it.
It's a love story. You've seen Kristen and Robert's fumblings in real life? Well, that's about as passionate as it gets! Awkward, confusing, and strange.
Vampires should be SEXY? And EXCITING? I can imagine myself living in Eclipse as a vampire, and yes, being immortal would be hell.
The highlight of the movie was perhaps the werewolves. They were good. Lautner delivered, even with the poor script. I guess I'm now cheering for the werewolves. If you decide to see this movie, check out his body language. You know what he's going to say before he's going to say it. He makes it real.
I need to wonder: HOW did they lose track of the focus of this series? Which is, I hope, to ENTERTAIN US!!!