Abs vs. Drabs

Rating: 2/10 (9 July 2010)

The Abs or the Drabs... pick one Bella.
The problem is there is not enough story to go the distance. To stretch things out we get repetition and back story way late. We get a graduation speech that says Bella is too young to make a career decision, but she wrestles with the forever decision.
Talk to dad. Visit with mom and sit and talk. Do a lot of walk and talk. Be carried and talk. So much conversation, so quick epic battle.
Robert Pattinson plays his role with all the emotion of a dead vampire. With the exception of Ashley Greene, the perky vampire, everyone is depressed. It's no fun to be human, depressing to be a wolf and sucks to be a vampire. A total eclipse of a positive movie experience.