Cough, pause, swallow, pause, biting lips, pause, little bit of action, credits.

Rating: 3/10 (11 August 2013)

This movie was as funny as the previous one. :-) This time it had a little bit more action but the acting was still terrible! The actress who plays Alice does a decent job and most of the Cullens but the main character still warms my heart as much as a dead rat does. People complain about the 'sparkliness' of the vampires but I think THAT is more credible than the fact that the main character still has friends after all her whining and selfish behaviour.
I don't think it's credible that one guy fancies this girl, let alone two! They actually fight over her, Jesus. Her 'best friend' is a lot more desirable than she is! By now, the story should have gone somewhere and we're still stuck with Creepy Stare-eyes fighting over Bella Moo Whiny-arse with Jacob "I'm hotter than you" Black.
Pick your guy alright and move on!
At least this movie had 'some' action but there still is more swallowing, pausing and biting lips than action, which makes it more funny than exciting, really.
I'm recommending this to watch with friends and have a good laugh.