Finally: An acceptable addition to the atrocious Twilight series.

Rating: 6/10 (18 July 2010)

Twilight is a phenomenon that I haven't been able to understand. The first film was hilarious. I fell out of my chair while watching it. The sequel, New moon, wasn't as cheesy. But it was actually worse. The first two films were atrocious, but now, by round three, Eclipse, is the first film I can consider acceptable.
Eclipse isn't that bad. It only took two films. This one isn't nearly as annoying, cheesy,badly acted, boring,slow,etc. To tell you the truth, I was actually kind of interested in Eclipse. I'm ashamed to say it.
Victoria(played by Bryce Dallas Howard) is ganging up an army to try and kill Bella Swan(played by Kirsten Stewart), the damsel in distress who is with Edward(played by Robert Pattinson).Bella is in a love triangle with Edward and the always shirtless Jacob the wolf(no i'm not being sexual)(played by Taylor Lautner).
Twilight 3 actually explains something this time. It explains some of the character's background. I still can't quite recommend it but I will accept it because I laughed here and there and it kind of interested me and it's a worth addition to the atrocious series.
It's not nearly as dreadful as the first two. At least this one's not as boring,as repetitive,as slow, as annoying,as badly acted, and well, I don't need to tell you. We all know why they blew goats.
Bella is still the village bicycle. Maybe by round four they will finally get my recommendation. not quite yet though. I am saying rent it. There are better movies out there. Such as Inception, Knight and day, and Toy story 3. It kind of pleased me, cause I kind of liked it. I never thought i'd see the light of day. I never thought I would even come close to recommending a Twilight movie. But I say rent it.
Eclipse:B-