female viewer equivalent porn.

Rating: 2/10 (28 November 2011)

The female viewers have been trying to understand the appeal of regular Joe' porn without success. Actually it's very simple. Men and women have similar desire, just in different metaphor.
Just like porn, many male viewers don't understand why a movie so "bad", as bad acting, bad script and boring plot, has racked in over $600M, mostly from screaming tweeny females. If you regard it's a female equivalent porn, you'll get the mystery right away.
In a porn, all the females go after an average Joe. In Eclipse, everyone revolved around Bella. In a porn, the females give Joe free sex every scene. In Eclipse, the males declared undying love to Bella every five second. In a porn, Joe loves threesome. In Eclipse, the pale face vampires, the topless wolf boy and Bella, need I say more. Sometimes, Joe may want something kinky to kick up a notch like having sex with dead people and bestiality. Well, you got all that in Eclipse.
In short, a male viewer should stop complaining why a suck movie like Eclipse make a females wet their panties. He should spend more time figuring out how get into them.