Oh My Eclipse

Rating: 2/10 (5 July 2010)

To think I defended this film to people. For them to churn out this absolute piece of rubbish left me paralysed with rage by the middle of the film. Firstly I want to call the main actors, actors. Except what they did on screen was simply read out the lines given to them. It seemed they'd woken up the night before and thought, "hmmm maybe I should actually read the script." Robert Pattison shows very little passion when delivering any of his lines. Except the one which goes something like "It no longer bothers me" Says it all really. Kristen Stewart must realise by now that stuttering your way through lines does not count as acting. Just because you can pause in the right places just means your good at breathing. Any human can breathe. What are we paying you for? Taylor Launter and Xavier Samuel actors who showed any heart but they were stunted by a useless plot and lack of air time since Bella as a character needs constant attention. Yes she is telling the story, I just find it hard to believe that Vampires and Werewolves would all stop to help Bella through her time of PMSing and generally being a dry individual. A lot of it didn't make any sense. Finding out the director didn't care for the movie made sense. The actors lack of effort shows from the fact they couldn't be bothered to turn up to the London premiere, then they have the nerve to wonder why so many people just download the film. The film gets two points from me, those are for a shirtless Jacob. Other then that, it was poor. Now I'm off to give the script to a year ten class. Their portrayal would probably put these so called 'professional' actors to shame. Do they not realise they could and should be easily replaced. There is plenty of young and attractive talent roaming away just waiting to steal their parts. Sort it owt!!!