Boring

Rating: 1/10 (10 July 2010)

This film is like an experience I had this morning in the Cosby kid pool, I felt a big deuce coming so I ran to the poop pan, I put a lot of effort in to pass it, I then wiped... nothing, I looked into the bowl to check out the mammoth slug I felt pass... nothing, all the pain and effort for nothing. Thats this film in a nutshell. Absolute boring nothing. Its corny, the fight scenes stupid, waste of money like the last. I found the acting terrible, the love scenes terribly clichéd. And Kristen Stewarts dilemma of becoming a vampire like a fundamentalist Christian talking about loosing their virginity, just get it over and done with already. Please spare us more of this crap.