I came out of this movie saying 'that got a 5.8 on IMDb' ... it did

Rating: 2/10 (21 November 2012)

Full disclosure: I saw this film with an open mind, I hadn't seen any previous Twilight movies or read any of the books. 10 minutes before the film started I had a complete debrief of the previous 3 episodes.
This movie was awful. The plot was stop and start for the first hour. It would be going in one direction and then just stop awkwardly to cut to an arm wrestle scene or topless scene that added zero value; this must have happened 4 or 5 times.
Apart from the hilarious stop and start opening, it was incredibly bland. The one liners detracted from the fact that all of these people were facing certain death from an army of 30 vampires. When any action finally took place, it got slightly interesting before making the biggest plot faux pas imaginable - you'll see.
All that this had going for it was a small dose of action and some interestingly surreal videography. On the other hand, the acting was wooden, the relationships were dead (for a first time viewer at least) and the plot was beyond weak.
Do not bother.