The Vidiot Reviews

Rating: 2/10 (28 February 2013)

The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2
The worst thing about being a vampire is thinking that you don't have to wear condoms anymore, and then finding out that you do.
It appears the young bloodsucker in this romance also learned that lesson too late.
Picking up where its predecessor left off, Part 2 finds Bella (Kristen Stewart) embracing both her new life as a vampire and her new daughter, Renesmee (Mackenzie Foy), with Edward (Robert Pattinson).
But when word of the half-human, half-vampire child reaches Aro (Michael Sheen), he and The Volturi come to claim her.
Joining in the battle against the vampire guild is Bella's former shape-shifting beau (Taylor Lautner) who has formed a bizarre bond with Bella's rapidly growing newborn.
Thanks to its pedophiliac love story and cop-out ending, the final chapter of this excruciatingly dreadful epic exceeds its forerunners' worthlessness.
Besides, human/vampire hybrids aren't new; they've been running the Republican Party for years.
Red Light
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