I watched it for about 20 minutes in the middle

Rating: 7/10 (15 February 2017)

The bits I saw meant a lot or nothing to me. I watched it on a TV inside a drum with the volume very loud.
When I sat down to see it, the regularly dressed vampires were allowing the overly dressed vampires to see a young girl.
I asked the girls who had selected the movie and were watching it instead of playing cards, "Why does Marching Band wants to meet the girl?" One of them answered "Because she is half immortal." I kept it to myself that by as many definitions of all of those words that I can come up with, "half immortal" is impossible.
At some point, I was bored and wanted to leave so I jumped up and said "And that's why you keep the f-ing band in the orchestra pit!" And then I left. I laid in my bed and missed that Suzanne Sommers Thigh Master, something awful....