Oh, it's so hip to not like Twilight, aren't we cool?

Rating: 10/10 (8 March 2013)

That's right, I gave the thing a 10 because I fully enjoyed it. Call me someone who enjoys movies - someone who enjoys leaving reality for a bit - someone who's well being doesn't depend on every thing coming together perfectly in a movie as I critique every stupid piece of dialog and scene. The only conclusion I can come to is that it's so fashionable to hate this movie that people not only feel the need to write review after review stroking each other's egos about how couth they are by not liking the movie at all, but seem to aspire to disliking it as if the mere thought that they might like it would get them banned from Mensa. Congratulations, you're all so cultured it makes the rest of us want to puke. The final scene was fantastic - what can I say. I heard one reviewer claim that the fact (spoiler ahead) it was a vision was a disappointment. WHAT!? I was so relieved that Carlisle was not dead!! Also another reviewer says something about the actors being emotionless. Hey! That's there characters! They're Vampires - that's the bit! Any way - if you take yourself too seriously, if you have a bug firmly lodged up your backside, and you're not secure enough with your masculinity in the first place then you probably won' enjoy any of theses movies. Better stick to trying to find more ways to looks manly like growing a goatee, shaving your head, and buying a pickup truck.