The worst Movie I didn't watch...

Rating: 1/10 (24 November 2012)

This is the worst movie I didn't watch. Yeah, I would never, ever pay to watch this piece of s***. All the spoilers I am going to talk about other people told me. So let's see:
In the first part of this terrible end many things happen: Bella gets pregnant and.. and.. well that's it, nothing else happens.
In the second part what happens is absolutely nothing.. The movie begins and stays like 30-45 minutes beating around the bush.. It was, in fact, an strategy of the producers.. They were giving time for the audience to leave the theather. It was just as if they said " Hey, this c*** is about to begin, leave while you can !" Or suffer irreversible brain damage ( ops, fans of this movie are already mentally impaired ).
The movie kind of start after 40 minutes and Bella is more confident, stronger, determined.. Finally there is a male figure in this relationship between her and Edward.. And she is the male, of course..
Jacob decides to tell Bella's father what is going on ( how come this guy doesn't know anything ? ). He starts taking his clothes off to tell Bella's father the "Truth".. How awkward can it be ? Why didn't he just say ? Aaarrtggh !!
Bella's daughter face is made in CGI.. While you watch it you feel like her face is melting,.. Horrible !
After some weeks Bella's father sees her grand daughter again and the girl is the size of a twelve year old girl.. He just says.. "Wow, you've really grown" What ??? Didn't he find it any strange ?? Aaaarrgghn !! Again !
Finally, there comes the only part of the movie which is interesting. The battle of the vampires. But before that the Cullens gang try to gather some of their friends and then it becomes X-Men. There are some vampires like Bruno Mars, two Russians, two Brazilian ( transvestites and Indians ) and they start showing their "powers". One vampire controls the elements, the other the electricity, the other one controls something by blinking his a** hole, etc.. Totally stupid..
And then there is the battle. Finally something interesting, real action scenes, vampires dying, etc..
But hey ! it was just a vision !! It's what one of the vampires sees in the future ! They decide not to fight and everybody goes home . NOTHING HAPPENS IN THIS S*** !!
What a waste of time !!! G-zus ! How can anyone be pleased with this f***** S*** ??
Gosh ! Thank God I didn't watch it !