Oooohhh dear!

Rating: 1/10 (16 February 2013)

2 hours of my life I will never recover. Can I sue?
The worst thing that any director can do to an audience is to create the 'event that never happened'. Any director that still does not get that has no business directing.
What do you get in this movie?
1hr of nothing happening at all except puerile dialogue. Perhaps the worst example of CGI (I simply cannot believe they thought that baby was OK) in the history of lala-land. One brief moment of bloodlust, sanitised by making it justifiable because the victim had the temerity to be an English musician plying his trade in America (way to go you yank twits). Then a 20 minute battle scene which looked promising as it looked to decimate whole populations of useless actors, quickly followed by a horrible retraction. Then finished off with 2 or 3 totally pointless and puke-inducing endings.
Even Sheen could not put a sheen on this pile of dogs droppings. I hope that Taylor Lautner gets fat.