so bad it's good

Rating: 4/10 (21 November 2011)

This movie is the best comedy of the year.
Taylor Lautner's shirt comes off in the first scene of the movie. Bella has the dumbest dreams. Charlie is the most likable character, mainly because he is the only one intentionally providing comic relief. After the wedding, there is a drawn out road trip sequence, and then, there is a really bizarre 30 minute long soft core porn montage. Robert Pattinson, luckily, has begun to openly mock the series, which allows me to appreciate his poorly delivered lines all the more. I think I'll allow it, considering the drivel he's been given as dialogue.
This movie is indeed the most entertaining of the saga, at certain parts, but all the parts in between are the longest, most poorly written, pointless scenes ever stapled together to make a film. In the other three films, I could get through all the scenes without looking for a fast forward button, in this one, however, I found myself looking to my comrades and waving the movie along as if it were a long winded distant relative on the phone.
There are some real highlights, and I left the theater in tears from laughing so hard. Very rarely does a movie bring me to tears, even in laughter. Breaking Dawn brought me to tears over and over again.