Not as bad as I thought, but really saying absolutely nothing

Rating: 6/10 (24 February 2013)

I really wanted to see this movie so as to be able to make fun of it in full knowledge. And I really expected something awful. The thing is, it wasn't that bad. The actors were OK, the effects were OK, the production values were OK. Nothing above average, but certainly not something terrible. The only problem with the film that I could not get over was the story. It said absolutely nothing! A lot of young people talk about their feelings, prepare for The Breaking Dawn part 2, then the film ends.
So yeah, it is a pretty crappy feeling to wait an hour and a half for something to happen, then a woman gives birth in a creepy way (don't they all?) and the film ends with nothing to show for the lost time. And, as a spoiler, I did watch part 2 immediately afterwards and almost all of it was just the same. So, in my view, this is a single film with about two hours and a half of nothing, then some special effects, and then, again, a completely boring ending.