The Twilight Saga: Breaking Blech - part 1

Rating: 3/10 (2 January 2012)

My skin sparkles in the sun. I have no pulse. I am a member of the undead, a vampire, because this movie sucked the life out of me. I am an empty shell. Please, someone stake me and end it all. I know it would be easy to lay the smack down on this film. It's an easy target for some verbal abuse, and God knows it needs it. This is a bad movie on so many levels that I don't know where to start. The problems don't lie with the odd vampire mythos or the strange politics between the vamps and the wolves and their West Transylvania Side Story rivalry. It really boils down to this being a very bad story filled with lackluster performances brought to you by attractive but not very engaging performers. A blood red light for this painful spiral into mediocrity.
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