WAY too slow

Rating: 1/10 (26 November 2011)

The continuing "Twilight" saga. Bella (Kristen Stewart) marries vampire Edward (Robert Pattinson) against the objections of werewolf Jacob (Taylor Lauter). They go on a honeymoon and Bella gets pregnant. However this seems to be a vampire baby and is growing quickly and killing her....and it seems no one can help her. Jacob vows vengeance against Edward.
The main problem with this movie is that it moves too damn SLOW! I read the book (which is terrible) so I know how this ends...and there is NO reason to drag this out to two movies. It could have easily been done in 2 and a half or three hours. This is just a studio squeezing the audience for as much money as it can. There are at least EIGHT music montages which add nothing to the movie. One has Stewart staring blankly at the camera (which is her only expression anyways) the whole time! To make it worse the dialogue is terrible and boring. Also Lautner and Stewart seem to be in a competition over who can be a worse actor. Lautner wins by a very small margin. Those two are TERRIBLE! Their faces never change expression at all! On the plus side it is well-directed and the wedding sequence is great. All the actors and actresses who play the Cullens or the werewolves are good and Booboo Stewart is especially good as Seth. The special effects are OK but the talking wolves looked pretty silly and the big fight between vampires and werewolves is shot in darkness and with TONS of quick cutting so you can barely see what is happening! All in all this is a pretty bad movie-way too slow and filled with bad acting and dialogue. Even Twilight fans hate this one. A 1.