The metaphor for disease....

Rating: 4/10 (6 December 2012)

Bella and Edward are marry. Jacob becomes vexed when he learns that Bella is planning to consummate the marriage on her honeymoon.
Bella and Edward spend their honeymoon on the Cullen's idyllic private island, but, to their dismay, they discover that Bella is pregnant.
The foetus is at an accelerated rate and everyone fears for Bella's health.
The Quileutes close in as the unborn child poses a threat to the Wolf Pack and the towns people of Forks....
So it's come to the wedding, and the film does a Harry Potter by splitting the final book into two, and sadly, it's a pretty boring affair.
They get married, go on a honeymoon, meet a maid who's a bit nuts, get pregnant and Baella get's ill.
And it feels like a life time when you watch it.
Sheen pops up right at the last minute, and it's the best thing about the film.
But to see the conclusion, one has to see this, and it's really as if Condon is saving his wild card for the last chapter...