Thoroughly annoying, vacuous and simplistic

Rating: 1/10 (26 July 2008)

I feel gutted after fast forwarding this heap of embarrassment. I have rarely seen a movie so devoid of entertainment value, intelligence or plot. A guy in a virtual world finds out he's not in the real world, sails off to find the edge of the studio, finds it, has a sappy talk with God, -The End-. In between: Highly annoying people smiling smiles as seen in 1950s commercials and a script from Airplane III which never made it to the big screen for perfectly healthy reasons.
Why wasn't there any subplot, some deeper meaning, some...Oh I don't know, ANYTHING! If they tried to have any, it surely was smashed during the employment of the 3 megaton thermal nuclear device that was used on the silver lining. The entire story was so laughably straighforward, even primates would find it insulting. I'm truly sorry, but this movie's glaring emptiness and it's pitiful acclaim completely beggars belief and really challenges my mental sanity when thinking about it.
0/10