Vomit

Rating: Null/10 (15 September 2011)

This film is like something bad that the dog rolled in and brings into the house. It holds a personal record: the shortest viewing time of a bargain basket DVD before I felt compelled to yank the damn disc out of the machine and throw it across the room....and they hadn't even completed the credits. It came paired with "Vanishing Point" which I already had. The Transporter had 'Macho Duck' written all over it from the opening scene and I'm afraid that was enough for me....yet another example of modern movie maggot husbandry where 'action' and "Look at me...look what I can do!" (like some little brat sat in an amusement arcade racing car/fighter jet) is all that matters. Dennis Weaver in "Duel" never felt the need to wave around his ketchup coloured Plymouth Valiant like an extension of his penis...so it became a 'cult movie'...a very good one at that. It also had the decency to let you sit down before the action began...what is it with movie makers today thinking that you've got to start a bloody film before the credits are through??