Oh yeah...umm-hmm...kick that booty, bad boy!!

Rating: 7/10 (3 November 2003)

"The Transporter" tells of an Brit ex-Army macho mercenary driver-for-hire in the South of France who will deliver whatever wherever with no questions asked and gets embroiled in a thrill a minute escapade when one of his packages turns out to be a passenger. An obvious and predictable formula action flick with some okay stunts, firefights, thrill rides, and even a little sky and scuba diving, "The Transporter" is just a good old fashioned machoduck not-to-be-taken-seriously funfest with all the requisite titillators except T&A, sex, and nudity. For action junkies only. (B)