A Heaping Pile of Garbage

Rating: 1/10 (19 March 2006)

I watched this movie because there was absolutely nothing else on TV, but if I can help just 1 other person from wasting their time as I did...
If you re-create every action scene you have ever seen (ala James Bond, Terminator, Die Hard), splice them together in no particular order, develop a plot more brainless than a Steven Seagal flick (not easy), you will have The Transporter.
The only plus -- that oriental chick was pretty cute.
If you like cars that explode like nuclear bombs when they crash, and villains that have super high tech military weapons 1 minute -- then mysteriously lose them just before the obligatory martial arts fight scene -- then this movie is for you.