Transport me out of here

Rating: 1/10 (2 February 2004)

NO SPOILERS BECAUSE YOU SHOULD NOT SEE THIS
Caught this on cable recently, and I have to say avoid it all costs. I think it is probably one of the worst films I have seen in quite sometime, though I am guessing Transporter 2 might surpass that.

Lots of rapid-fire editing (think Robert Rodriguez on PCP) cannot cover up how lame and ridiculous the car chases---he is THE Transporter after all---are. The actual fight scenes, as mentioned by other reviewers, are also hilariously bad as well.
Even worse, though, is the story, or lack of one. As likeable as Statham is in Guy Ritchie films, he is given nothing but horrible dialogue and no plot to work with here. This should not be surprising, considering Luc Besson wrote and produced this. Watch The Fifth Element sometime and try to figure out just what the story was there.
All in all, an utter waste of time.