One of the dumbest movies ever made

Rating: 1/10 (3 April 2013)

+There may be a small spoiler here+
I do not know why every low-grade movie director from Asia feels that it is his sacred duty to be making pointless movies about Asian gangsters and a stylized "kung-fu" fighting. This movie is definitely of of those. What I especially disliked about The Transporter is that everything and everyone in it is unnatural, cartoonish and dumbified even for an average "superhero" flick. And as far as the action-movie qualities go, The Transporter offers and cookie-cutter set of typical "action" effects - a car chase (a way unrealistic one!), a missile-launcher shooting and explosions (waaay pointless), lots of unrealistic small-arms shooting (do you want to see rifle bullets flying straight through think brick and mortar walls? why?) a "kung-fu" fight (Jackie Chan probably puked if or when he watched it), a car-bomb bada-boom (a HUGE blast, but no one gets hurt), and a difficult and inner-conflicted supporting character. In short, it is a dumbified movie that takes itself seriously for no reason whatsoever.