WARNING SPOILERS!!!!! Bring a bucket so you can throw it in it

Rating: 1/10 (4 February 2003)

AWWW!!!!!!! What a bad movie. I hate when I have no fair no choice in what I me and my friends watch at the cinema because they gang up on my choice anyway...... This was straight out bad. BAD actors and performances all round. Jason Statham is great in Snatch but in this movie he sucks big time. No redeeming aspects at all. Except the fight where he "THE TRANSPORTER" tips the oil and everyone slips all over the place trying to grab him. I didn't even like the action scenes they were so generic. Corey Yuen what were you thinking. I love his old stuff my personal fave is My Father Is a Hero. But he screwed up big time here. Also Luc Besson who I am fan of his work, this a dodgy movie with typical structure and plot more thin than a super-model with a eating disorder. And the chase scenes weren't even exciting. I most more thrilled by riding a coin operated pony ride. The whole movie was predictable and was so boring when the actors spoke pointless dialogue which got in the way of the barrage of fight scenes. And the romantic interest couldn't even speak English properly, when she tries to say "Or your brain goes on the f**king desk!" she could barley pronounce it. At least they just slip in the pointless sex quickly without reason. Just have the girl slip off her gear and jump the b*****d, Also the French cop sucked. His worst line in the movie was in response to the Frank saying "Well I'm ex-navy..." and he says" Well I'm ex-little boy...", Great dialogue time went into that one. And the worst part of the movie is when Frank is in jail and the cop unlocks the cell and then hints to Frank that he should escape and save the day. After "hinting" it they exchange pointless looks for about 3 mins, the French cop trying to get the message across. In final I hated this movie is was short and was an anti climax. STAY AWAY spend your money doing on something worth while.