One is Enough

Rating: 1/10 (27 April 2016)

There are a number of Transporter movies out there. I just saw the first one. I wanted to know what the big deal was.
There is no big deal.
No deal at all.
This is, quite simply, the dumbest action movie I've seen (and I anticipate there will be something dumber out there that I'll make make the mistake of wasting my time on).
I've had a few kind words about Jason Statham in the past. Not gonna happen here.
The Transporter is perfect for the boy kiddies in the audience, ages 10 to (God help us) 30.
Well, I'm done talking about this garbage. I have things to do that aren't as exciting as The Transporter, but they are for grown ups.