Oh, the pain...

Rating: 1/10 (25 January 2003)

I want to know one thing, did anyone really see anything? While trying so hard to be fast and flashy to keep stupid people glued to their seats, the shoddy direction and mile-a-minute editing manage to disguise anything remotely interesting. The only reason I saw this is because I joined a group of friends to see a movie, not knowing it would be this one. I heckled the entire movie, and actually had my friends and many other people in the audience laugh pretty hard. Does that tell you anything about how bad this is? I was making fun of what these people just paid eight bucks to see and they were being more entertained by my smart-ass comments.
I'll spare the details of the film, is case any stupid people read this(don't want to spoil the movie for you, dumbass), but suffice to say this is a waste of film, time, and money. If you have even a quarter of a brain cell left, avoid this film.