This is the ONLY correct review. Read it all and you will agree. I promise.

Rating: 1/10 (15 May 2011)

Sorry critics, Its not even subjective in this case. This is the ONLY right answer. If you read it all you will agree. I promise. Honestly I hope someone replies to this and proves me wrong because I am tired of feeling this much anger over a stupid movie. Here's an in depth analyst of why this is the worst movie I have ever seen.
Its the worst story I have ever seen in a movie since pre 9/11. This movie's heroes shoot at cops, attempt to kill the innocent do-gooders, and take advantage of peoples love for their families for their own personal gain. I only watched the last few scenes so I could watch ben affleck get shot in the face and I got nothing except him on a balcony over a swamp at sunset reflecting over his life as if he deserved the chance because he fell in love with a girl a bit higher than him in social stature who felt sorry for him. However I am not even allowed to believe in her for the following reason. She had a slightly traumatizing experience in the beginning of the movie which is supposed to make us feel sorry for her but then she proves she doesn't deserve our pity when she aids the person who caused it in his escape, our beloved cop killer (explained later), Ben Affleck. So now her moral standing is at or below his and she legally earns and deserves a good amount of jail time herself.
At least Corleone's wife had to be lied to in order for her to stay with him. Okay, Ben Affleck doesn't actually shoot a cop but not because he's not trying too and also because the worst story with the lowest morals and lessons in the past 10 years also has the worst action scenes in the past 20. Ill explain. The people who really deserve justice in this movie, Boston's finest, are portrayed as, well, the only word to properly describe them is nincompoops. They are dumber and shoot worse than the bad guys form the 80's Die Hard movies. This is for the sake of prolonged action scenes which undeniably glorify our "hero's" will and ignorance of their wrong doing. As if every cop in the final shootout wouldn't have a picture of these guys in their pocket. ARE YOU FRIGGIN KIDDING ME? THEY GET AWAY IN COP UNIFORMS!? I haven't seen a plot twist that cheesy since that boy was kicked out of heaven by transformer angels in transformers 2! Not only are the real good guys dumb but they can't hit targets out in the open from 30-50 meters. Really, trained members of an American metropolitan SWAT team shoot like African war children with .762 AKs. No one has shot this bad in a movie since the bad guys from the black and white spaghetti westerns.
It is our American duty to boycott Ben Affleck's theatrical career from here on out for the sake of anyone who appreciates the common laws of man and thinks this world is a better place with police than without them.