Gooey Remake As Scary As The Original

Rating: Null/10 (28 May 2002)

John Carpenter's stylishly grotesque remake of this sci-fi horror classic is a hit on all levels. Carpenter's sense of claustrophobia, fear, and distrust resonate throughout the film. The "Thing" itself is one of the most bizarre and disturbing creatures ever caught on celluloid. Also, Kurt Russell, Keith David, and Wilford Brimley (yes, Wilford Brimley!) are all great and, at times, pretty damned scary. Finally, "You've got to be f***ing kidding me!" (One of the best lines in sci-fi history!).
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