This is the most boring movie I have have ever sat through.

Rating: 1/10 (24 January 1999)

I urge to ignore all good things that you have heard about this movie, and I assure you, all the good things that have been said did not come from your friends. After awaking from what seemed like an endless adventure in boredom, I looked around and discovered an audience in a boredom induced trance. As I walked around the victims, one was awake enough to excuse herself as she was still "zoning out." I will ask you to heed my warnings, as I thought the English Patient was one of these painful rides to astonish the critics. At the same time, I'd ask you to also notice that I'd rather sit through the English Patient 10 time in a row than watch the Thin Red Line a second time. Five of us saw the movie. To this day, we will remind each other of it just to hit that nerve. I hated it the most and it was probably because I stayed awake through the whole thing. This movie will leave you comatose if not worst. Stay away or walk out after the previews!