The most excruciating three hours to be ripped from my life.

Rating: 1/10 (24 January 1999)

This is one of the worst films that I have ever seen. If I ever have the misfortune of viewing a movie worse than this, I may have to slit my wrists in the movie theater. Every time I thought that the action was about to pick up, and the film was going to leave the sappy "character insights" behind, the action scene would come to a halt to listen to the character ramble on in his mind. This movie should not have been made. I had a more enjoyable time watching the previews for the other movies than I did sitting through the thin red line. I had to force my girlfriend not to get up and leave. I kept telling her it has to get better! It just has to. The introspective looks into the character's soul did nothing to make me care for them. It did not develop them, or even make me understand their reasoning. It only made me hope that they would die, so I wouldn't have to sit through their mindless, ramblings anymore. Do NOT GO SEE THIS MOVIE WITH ANYONE YOU CARE ABOUT. Take an enemy, someone you want to torture. Tell your boss you haven't seen it, but Simmons (random office name) thought it was great! Instead of spending the 7.00 on the movie, pull out your toe nails, soak your toes in lemon juice, and pluck yourself in the eyes for three hours...trust me, you'll have a better time!