The Worst Movie Ever Made

Rating: 1/10 (18 October 2002)

This is, in my humble opinion, the worst film ever made. It encompasses everything to do with poor filmmaking; zero character development, endless spooling of self-indulgent scenery shots, dizzyingly bad dialogue, and absolutely no point. Terence Malick, once responsible for influential films like "Badlands", takes a trip to Guadalcanal but leaves behind the shooting script. The scene with John Travolta and Nick Nolte pacing wordlessly aboard the battleship may be the most painful scene ever shot on film, challenging any scene in any Pauly Shore movie. The critics' lavish praise for this film was a blatant case of The Emperor's New Clothes. I can't even think about this film anymore.
Please stay away from this film.