ARTY FARTY WAR MOVIE or The Annoying Thin Red Line of lost patience!

Rating: 1/10 (9 September 2003)

This Film is so dreary it simply fathoms disbelief that it makes every agonising minute feel like a lifetime. It's a Remake that brings nothing to the original movie or classic novel except better cinema photography. But yet takes a complete backwards step in visual movie effects and has nothing of the realism established by Oscar winning 'Saving Private Ryan' a year earlier, just has old fashioned blood squibs developed from the 70's. Thats right even 'Forest Gump' small action sequence that came out 3 years earlier than 'Thin Red Line'. Has a more spetacular and realistic action sequence than this entire slow motion picture. The film Directer should have stayed in retirement and the star cast are all a bunch of 24 carrot plonkers for starring in this utterly waste hole of a movie. It gets zero out of 10 in my book!