The Most Boring Movie I've Ever Seen

Rating: 1/10 (10 June 2000)

I've heard a lot of good things about this movie, but when I watched it I spent the whole time wishing it would just end (and that took quite a while). I think the film tried so hard to be artistic, with images of nature thrown in randomly and character narration that might or might not have anything to do with the plot, that it ended up just being stupid. I'll admit that I'm not the biggest fan of war movies, but even the fight scenes in this one were boring! Unless you need a cure for insomnia, avoid it at all costs.