Self-Indulgent Director Slides Into Parody

Rating: 1/10 (28 June 2017)

This movie was not only incredibly boring, it rubs your face in boredom, it enshrines it. And it just never ends! If you enjoy languorously gorgeous shots of jungle foliage for extended periods of time, masquerading as plot; if you enjoy watching self-indulgent directors slide into parody, you'll love this thing. There is one really excellent battle scene, but that's hardly worth the cinematic torture one must endure, hoping something will happen.