Thin Beige Plot

Rating: 2/10 (17 January 1999)

Well, hmmmm, errrrr, it was about....grass. Lots of grass. Waving. In different lighting conditions. Over and over again.
This movie proves that no matter how "beautiful" a movie is, it must begin and end with a script, a story. This movie had none. And what passed for "observation" was so shallow, cliched (and hate to say it, stupid) the audience would have to have read nothing beyond Readers Digest or seen no TV beyond Sesame street to find this engaging or "deep."
A complete waste of time.