Thin's the right word. Wonder if that line is on my lenses?

Rating: Null/10 (23 February 1999)

Yikes! All I can hear is Nick Nolte screaming something or other about his shoes being too tight and Penn's pathetic sulking (for a change).. Doctor: Will this stop soon?
Did he go to some special sulking school, like the British Academy for Too Much Sulking or does Sean Penn playing Sean Penn over and over qualify as 'acting'? I bet Sean think's it does.
Why are guys like Nick Nolte, who are by definition, the best imaginable targets for any enemy, able to walk, 6 feet tall, talking on the phone, through a crossfire thicker than a plague of locust without EVER getting hit?
Duh! There's no glory in war and death? Well golly maw.. that's sure a lesson that we needed. -- So we've saved Ryan's privates and now have learned that oh-so-insightful lesson as well.
In case you're getting the impression that this is some sort of negative comment on the 'film' , I should mention that I really did like that guy that wandered around being philosophical in case any of us in the audience were too drunk or stupid to think for ourselves. It was like that bouncing ball of Mitch Miller's.
I give it no stars but am eternally grateful for the theater since it had REAL BUTTER.
And by the way: In case you should forget. For the 10,000,834th time!
War is probably not a good thing.