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Rating: Null/10 (8 January 1999)

I s'pose the best thing about TRL is that it's... quite original, and it's willing to not give the audience what it wants. That's brave.... and frustrating. It'd be nice to at least have a narrative line, ANY narrative line, but that's not the director's style, now is it? It'd be nice to have original ideas and unique perspectives on war and human nature, blah blah blah, but the ideas are simple and childlike. I think we all already realize that the simplicity of nature is much nobler than human nature, so why repeat it ad nauseam with voiceovers that come out of nowhere and end up where they started? A tolerable movie if you've braced yourself for a strange, long, pretentious 3 hour crawl. WB is committing suicide by trying to ride SPR's coat tails.