Thin Red Line - The most overrated film ever!!

Rating: 1/10 (9 June 2001)

This film is the most boring three hours i've ever spent sat in a movie theatre. Its made as though its a painting. It always looks nice and the landscapes are startling but there is NO story and nothing actually happens. Every 15 minutes you are subjected to shots of a woman on a swing while a man speaks pretentious poetry - "What is war?, Why am I here?". The only reason to watch this film is to count the number of A list stars that appear for less than 5 minutes each. Personally though, I wouldn't bother.