The Long Boring Movie

Rating: 4/10 (13 December 2001)

If "Saving Private Ryan" was four star, this should be about one and a half. Pitiful mistyped cameos by Travolta and Clooney. Well filmed, but too long, too slow, tried to do to much. Lots of heavy spiritual voiceovers by some pseudo enlightened redneck that just never came across to me. The action scenes were fine, but the attempts to balance with the other side of the "line" failed miserably in my estimation.