The worst movie ever made.

Rating: Null/10 (19 May 2000)

There is no other way to describe this film than the worst movie that has ever been made. It simply bored me to tears.
I won't attempt to explain why it was so bad, because every single bit of it was awful. I can't point out a single flaw, I can't point out many flaws; the film was just complete nonsense.
If ever I have wasted 3 hours of my life, it has been watching this film.
For those thinking of watching it: The entire cinema emptied within seconds of it ending, to chants of "God, that was rubbish" and "What the hell was that?!"
I cannot possibly begin to venture reasons for those reviewers who have said they liked it, liking it. The only one I can come up with is the usual reason that they want to make others feel that they don't understand it, when there really wasn't anything to understand.
I implore anyone contemplating seeing this movie; please, please go and watch a movie that won't make you loose faith in films for good. It is worse than I can ever describe.