The thin red line between boring and horrifically boring has been crossed.

Rating: 1/10 (28 April 1999)

The Thin Red Line is one of the most preachy, self-righteous utterly pointless movies I have laid eyes upon in a long time. From beginning to end, this abomination spews meaningless and repetitive poetry and continually cuts into what could have been a decent film. I was outraged to see this jumbled mess receive a nomination for best picture of all things! By all means, stay away from this one!