Worst movie I have EVER EVER seen

Rating: 1/10 (18 January 1999)

If you're on the run from the law and need a place to hide for nearly 3 hours, I can see where you might choose to buy a ticket for The Thin Red Line. Otherwise, you'll just be angry at the whole Hollywood system for wasting your time and money. Never has a film made me so angry that I was still vehemently discussing how bad it was the next day! The film is so self-indulgent, with multiple shots of lace curtains blowing in slow motion not to mention countless frames of the sky as seen looking upward through leaves, that the only accurate term to use for it is celluloid masturbation. There are so many different shots of birds that I would swear the director simply placed a national geographic special in the middle of the movie.