Oh, Brother

Rating: 1/10 (7 September 2008)

As I strive to be succinct, you must appreciate how difficult a task is set in trying to come up with ten lines to describe this film. I can not believe all those mental masturbation experts that have posted long, loving amateur reviews about this piece of crap. It's pointless,and boring. If soldiers like these were ever at Guadalcanal, we'd all be speaking Japanese. As ponderous and ponderable as this boring dreck is, my most urgent question is: What could they POSSIBLY have spent 40 million on? The only thing that makes sense is that the money went to maintaining that ridiculous hairdo on Sean Penn's pate. That's it!! I can't write another five lines. This movie has already cost me more hours of my life than I can afford. No more. Gotta go. Really, This is silly to require a minimum of lines. I can't write under there. I just made you say underwear.