Has a numbing effect on your butt

Rating: 1/10 (18 February 1999)

This was awful. If you want a decent war film, go rent "Apocalypse Now." The film felt like it was at least five hours long. Every time I thought it was going to end, it kept going. Besides Nick Nolte and Woody Harrelson, the characterization sucked. The only good part was that George Clooney only had two sentences. Save your money.