Boohoo! I desperately wanted my money back...

Rating: Null/10 (16 September 1999)

Well, I'm not a person that normally has a black/white opinion about these matters but you can feel it coming : I most definately had *some* feelings after trying to leave the area (half in a daze with [for my doing quite rare] depressing feelings) Let me explain : TTRL has been compared by the absolute masterpiece : Saving u know who :) "Why?", I can hear ask myself so many numerous times... TTRL came over like a stunning nature documentary made by a halfdope director (wanna bet those greenleafed hills weren't covered by plain grass but by a kind of grass of a different kind???) Plants/flowers/wasted shots of the local inhabitants and I can go on and on... Where is the antiwar-message? If it wasn't the fact that going on a holiday costs money, I would leave at once to this lovely area... Hmm... Utter crap in other words! When I went to see SPR, I most definately had this 'gooey' feeling inside that turned my life literally upsidedown. With TTRL I discovered that it IS possible to fall asleep whilst the boxes are at a setting "10". Un-be-lie-va-ble...
So, it's quite easy. If you have *any* set of brains handy, skip this movie please 'o' please. Look at the facts : SPR is beautifully made and the message pounds on you like a 10-ton drillhammer... TTRL would have been nice if they'd plan to release it as an insomniac-therapy; unfortunately they went for the cinema's and this was a bad bad thing to do ;) Score? Easy! If I could go below zero : -10 or so?