Death metal!

Rating: 10/10 (31 August 2012)

Kyle Reese is a child of the apocalypse who has been given the chance of a lifetime in a future where the average life expectancy is likely about 30. Reese has been picked by the leader of the sewer soldiers to go back in time to protect the holy mother from an Austrian Android. Unfortunately, it's hard to be emotionally invested in the Reese character because he is so ungrateful. I mean here he is in a time when rat burgers are a thing of the past well, future (Reese's past!)... and all he can do is whine. It's true that having to survive against a mechanical hunk of death metal is a bit of a distraction from the luxury of bottled water, but lighten up Kyle! The cops ask Kyle how he will get back to the future and he gives a sad response of "I can't." WTF! Why would you want to go back to a city- sized trash heap crawling with metallic monsters and Hunter Killers? Kyle, go get some sushi, get some plastique, get laid and get to the choppah! Oops, wrong movie!