Booooo

Rating: 1/10 (8 June 2006)

Yes, that's all I can really muster for this stupid movie is one long, tired Booo. Do you like spending time trapped in an airport? I don't. Do you think Tom Hanks likes spending time in an airport? If you really really have to know, then go ahead and watch this movie to find out, otherwise I'll remind you of that time you had that delayed flight to Florida that had you waiting for over two horrible hours in that uninteresting and sterile airport. That's what this movie feels like. What's even worse is that Tom Hanks plays a Eastern European, so we have to listen to him babble incoherently in some made up language while breaking out in pantomime frantics with everyone around him asking, What!? So, once more, I reiterate Boooooooooooooo. If only I had some tomatoes to throw.