Simply Awful and CONTRIVED

Rating: 1/10 (4 July 2004)

It was an awful and boring and painful experience. I was so bored and angry throughout the film. I am still angry. It shows how Spielberg and Hanks and Zeta Jones can use their money and advertising clout to suck us all in. They make their money and stick us with two hours of their contrived and silly ego trip. Give me a break. This film is really dopey. It will tick you off. Avoid it. The beginning is boring and stupid. It is based on the idea that this dope(Hanks) can't walk through two doors to get into the United States. With 40 million illegal aliens in our country, this is just sooooooooooooooooo stupid. Really stupid. Stupid. And the ending is an insult to your intelligence. Stupid, also. Stupid is as stupid does. However, I am glad to see that Catherine Zeta Jones is no longer a fatso.