weak predictable and artless

Rating: 9/10 (27 February 2005)

I've never written a review on IMDb before but felt I had to vent my spleen on this miserable piece of rubbish. Predictable.(what's the bet he's going to give Dixon the fish. He can't possibly give him the fish it's way too obvious. He gives him the fish. Aaaaargh). Weak story (what's Dixon's beef anyway? What do you know - he's got dirt on all Victor's friends just so he can force him to go home on the next flight). Never Ending (I would rather have been waiting in an airport terminal for 9 months). Gushily sentimental ("So where you wanna go buddy?", "I am going home"). Plot 'twists' for their own sake. It's all of these yet somehow as a whole the sum is more lame than all it's parts. I would rather have watched "the Wilderness Family". The only saving grace was Kumar Pallana's juggling. Otherwise torturously awful.