Terminal Boredom

Rating: Null/10 (8 August 2011)

Based on a true story? In that case, it is clearly not where you start it is what you finish up with. And what you finish up with is so far beyond the bounds of belief it will leave you gasping.
A film that is utterly preposterous from the get-go. Why wait for an interpreter when you can just talk at someone who clearly cannot understand more than ten words of English and then dump him in a Terminal and leave him to his own devices? Oh, yes and don't bother to inform the authorities from his own Embassy that would just be too sensible!
Well, what do you know...our hero finds a deserted area within the terminal where he can make his bed, leave his suitcase unattended and make himself at home...
Skipping over the rest of this crappola...like the woman accepting a marriage proposal from someone she doesn't know because Viktor intercedes...like him renovating all night just for the fun of it, like you would...like the head of security disobeying his boss and experiencing no repercussions...we end up with love interest, Amelia, selling her virtue in order to enable him to get an autograph...which Viktor, prince that he is, willingly accepts.
This film is an utter insult to the intelligence. Absolute rubbish of the first order!