I want my money back!!

Rating: Null/10 (12 July 2004)

Incredibly boring. I can't even remember the last time I wanted to walk out on a movie but I was squirming to leave through the whole thing. It just dragged and I didn't care about the characters, the story, anything. And the movie was so boring that I didn't even care what was in the peanut can. I knew it was going to be something stupid but poignant by sappy Spielbergian standards. And look, I was right.
Spielberg can keep my money, but I'd like those 128 minutes of my life back. This movie is Spielberg's worst, even worse than Always. Skip it unless you're an unthinking sap. If you're a thinking non-sap who wants to be moved, see Schindler's List instead (possibly my favorite movie of all time).