Terminally Boring

Rating: 1/10 (16 April 2005)

Irredeemably, totally, completely, terminally turkey. Total vehicle for corporate advertising and sticky, gloopy sentimental American values. Throw cranberry sauce at it and walk away.
Now I am forced to write ten lines of text to justify this comment - which is quite difficult since I am trying my best to get hold of Spielberg to charge him for the odd hour of my life wasted watching this inconsequential junk that had his so - called mark of quality on it.
None of the characters were attractive or believable, the plot made plan-9 from outer space seem credible and don't ask me about the ending because I didn't see it.
Let's just finally say that if this had been Hanks first film he would have disappeared without trace.