400th review here.... and this movie still reeks

Rating: 1/10 (29 December 2015)

A better title for this stink would be 'The Sound of Farts'.
Maria is a nun, but not for long after Mother Inferior sends her to a mansion in the country to help mind a pack of over-privileged brats. Everything's cool for awhile until the kids' father brings home a hot rich lady who tells Maria to beat it or else. Maria scampers back to the nunnery where Mother Inferior jerks her around by sending her right back to the country estate so she can find the true meaning of her feelings.... or something like that.
This noisy chick flick made a lot of money at the box office, but it's really not that good. Most of the songs suck and it gets real tiresome waiting for the father and the nun to finally do each other.
When the singing starts, fast forward so your dog won't howl in pain.