The horror, the horror.

Rating: 2/10 (22 April 1999)

Terrible, sicky, gooey, mess. I'm 34 now, and maybe one day I'll like this film but I very much doubt it. When I was young I used to picture the audience for this film as slightly deaf old women in surgical stockings and bad hats, and my attitude still holds.
No, you say, it's good old fashioned entertainment with hummable tunes!
No, I reply, it's crap. I don't care how many people have seen it and liked it. A lot of people saw and liked Hitler.
A film of hidden shallows. But a good way of torturing teenage boys for a couple of hours.