Terrible!

Rating: 1/10 (30 May 2006)

How boring and-awfully ploted is this movie? Oh yeah, EVERYONE LOVES THIS film, it's really a pile of crap that stinks so horribly it makes you want to defaecate from your own eyes and become a giant-mutating slug with crap for spikes of hair. It's so terrible and disgusting it makes me want to turn into a giant-mutating slug with crap for spikes of hair. It's so terrible and disgusting is makes me want to turn into a giant mutating slug with crap for spikes of hair with large eyes in which it defecates from like a horrible beastly monster. It's such a terrible movie! It's so terrible it makes me want to defecate from my eyes and then become a terrible giant mutating slug monster with spikes of crap for hair. I mean, it's so bad it makes me want to destroy the bloody 60s, I HATE THE SIXTIES, THIS MOVIE MADE MY EYES BLEED.