The Hound of Music

Rating: 1/10 (9 December 2011)

Musicals suck, and this dog is no exception. Let's review this mutt of a movie, shall we?
A quirky nun gets a job as nanny to a covey of pompous brats. She's not bad looking, so the ship captain/father of the little ingrates wants to make a move on her, but he'll have to catch her in between tunes because she can't go five minutes without crooning poetic about the birds, the trees, and what's on the dinner menu for tonight. Musicals are the stupidest kinds of films. Two blubbering idiots talking gibberish until one of them bursts into song... what the hell? You can have 'em.
If the captain had any brains, he would have grabbed that Baroness chick, jumped on a Love Boat cruise to a south sea island, and made her dance naked in a bamboo cage.