My Masturbation Over a Trailer

Rating: 5/10 (23 October 2010)

When I first saw the trailer, I couldn't believe it. Who could make such a beautiful trailer? It was oozing with sexuality, social anxieties, and jinxy little characters... I was enthralled. That commercial... with THAT music... it was just so heavenly-like. It moved me. It spoke to me. I just had to see this!
So I went. And I couldn't believe it: "I was watching a movie about Facebook."
Forty minutes into the movie, I was unable to keep my face from drooping; my muscles were laxed, as was my brain. I was turning into a zombie, but the cure was just over my shoulder-- it was right behind me.
THE DOOR! GET TO THE EXIT!! SAVE YOURSELF!
Hello. My name is paperpag. And I am a survivor. I left the theater.